Chapter 1: A Boy in Tokyo City

Bianliang City, Tokyo, has been getting hotter and hotter every day since the late spring.

This year's weather was not right, just at the beginning of April, the weather was so hot that the dogs stuck out their tongues.

The willow trees on the edge of the official road were also hanging listlessly under the scorching sun, and there was no wind, so they were not lively.

Two dairy sheep tied to the willow tree lay listlessly eating the tender grass around them, but there was not much tender grass, and even if it stretched its neck, it could not eat more.

Whose naughty boy is so lazy?

Sheep herding is about diligence, and it is necessary to constantly change the pasture.

There are no cicadas on the willow tree, the cicadas have not grown up in April, and there will be no diligent children holding bamboo poles to stick to the knowledge until the season of vocal courtship.

The seedlings in the field are only half a foot high, and they can't drink enough water before the heading season, and the leaves are wilted and yellow.

But there was a piece of land where the wheat grew very well, not only was it a slap higher than the wheat next to it, but the poles were stout, and the leaves were raised high and glowing a healthy dark green.

There is a gurgling water in the canal on the edge of the ground, and passers-by here will always be tempted to wash their hands here, wash their faces beautifully, and clean themselves before walking to the gate not far away.

A half-sized boy in a short coat, with his fat belly exposed, lay under a straw hut, boredly using a fan to drive away the flies that arrived early.

Beside him lay a few polished and shiny tables, and rows of stools, on which there were teapots, although they were only the cheapest kind of coarse porcelain, and the colors on them were also clumsy, but such teapots, even if the dignitaries poured tea, did not feel cold.

The first thing that feels like a new teapot with a dark glow is that it's clean. Extremely clean.

There was also a small iron stove in the corner of the grass shed, and on the iron stove was a huge copper basin, which was steaming hot, and the boiling water was full of fist-sized tea bowls.

A rough man dressed as a soldier wiped a handful of sweat from his head and walked into the shed, skillfully picking up a bamboo tong and taking out a tea bowl from the copper basin.

After pouring a cup of tea and drinking it all in one gulp, after repeating this action three times, he took off his coat, lay down next to the little fat man and said, "Straight lady thief." It's hot like this in April, and if it goes on like this, Futian Laozi won't have to be an errand, and he will directly become jerky. ”

The little fat man moved his body and said lazily: "It's okay to drink tea, you always have to wash the tea bowl you have drunk, don't give money, don't work, be careful that Brother Qiao comes back and picks your skin." ”

Bing Ding smiled: "Let Lao Tzu take a breath first." I'll go wash the tea bowls in a while, but ah, Brother Qiao doesn't have time to find Lao Tzu's bad luck. ”

The little fat man got up and said, "Why is this? Brother Qiao said that he would come in a while. ”

The soldier laughed and said, "I can't come, when I passed by Zhuangzi just now." I saw Brother Qiao dragging Liu Er's leprosy into the haystack ......"

The little fat man was taken aback, jumped up from the ground, and ran towards the Zhuangzi with a puff fan barefoot, shouting as he ran: "Brother Qiao." Mrs. Wang is not a good woman, I smelled her last time - I don't want her to be a sister-in-law. ”

The crops on the farm are good, so there is a lot of hay every year. There is no firewood burning in the Zhuangzi, so after a few years, it will pile up.

Beneath the thick haystack, a strong man with a stripe of stripes was tearing at the woman's shirt below, causing a stir of resentment from time to time for the woman.

Seeing that the woman had been stripped into a big white sheep, her undulating body was completely exposed in front of the strong man.

Bowing his head and inhaling greedily between the woman's neck, two large hands were already moving back and forth on the woman's body.

In the past, the woman was already emotional, but today she always wants to push him away.

"What's the matter, Lao Tzu is already horny."

Brother Qiao was a little unhappy, but found that the woman was looking at the top of her head in a daze.

I couldn't help but turn my head to look up, only to see seven or eight heads exposed from the top of the haystack, and more than a dozen eyes were looking down without blinking......

"Oops, found out." I don't know who shouted, and the heads of all sizes immediately retracted, and then scattered as birds and beasts.

The woman was so ashamed that she pushed away Qiao'er, who was riding on her, and ran away with her clothes on.

Brother Qiao'er was extremely angry, and roared: "Ling'er, Fu'er, Huo'er, Lao Tzu is going to skin you......"

The woman ran out in a panic while arranging her clothes, but accidentally stepped on the head of a rake, and the pole of the rake stood straight up and hit the woman's eyebrows heavily.

The woman's eyes were full of stars, and she fell to the ground softly, and Qiao Ge'er hurriedly dragged the woman up, and saw that she had fainted, and listened to the laughter of the bastards, and was even more furious.

The unconscious woman was about to settle accounts with them, when a fat man with a fat belly stumbled into the haystack without knowing what to shout.

Seeing Qiao'er dragging a half-naked woman, she shouted at a sharp voice: "Brother Qiao, that woman is not a good person, she has a fox smell, I don't want her to be my sister-in-law!" ”

Brother Qiao, who had nowhere to vent his anger, stretched out a big foot and kicked the little fat man's buttocks heavily, so the little fat man got into the haystack headlong, leaving only a pu fan still outside the haystack. A young man in a green shirt strolled from inside the city gate with a folding fan to the tea shed.

There was only a shirtless strong man sleeping in the tea shed.

The young man frowned, put down his folding fan, picked up the bowl, squatted on the side of the canal outside the hut, carefully washed the bowl, and finally put it in a copper basin to boil.

He picked out an exceptionally clean tea bowl from the copper basin, poured himself a bowl of herbal tea, and drank it dry in one gulp, before gently knocking on the table with a folding fan and muttering to himself: "Shui Zhu'er, that money fan, actually put the tea shed and didn't say hello, it's really strange!" After speaking, Shi Shiran got up, shook the green robe on his body, and gently shook the folding fan and walked towards Zhuangzi.

After walking a short distance, he suddenly heard a rapid sound of horses' hooves behind him, and the young man in the green robe turned his head in horror to look back.

I saw a red shadow rushing over the tea shed like a galloping wind, the young man in the green robe secretly screamed badly, looked left and right, and immediately got into the wheat field on the right, the wheat seedlings that had just grown up could protect his figure, and the golden ring of hair was still shining dazzlingly in the sun.

Fortunately, he opened the folding fan to protect the back of his head, and the emerald green landscape drawings on the folding fan just hid his head tightly.

The soldier who was sleeping soundly suddenly felt a pain in his chest like a needle sting, screamed and jumped up and pulled his chest and was about to scold angrily, only to see a little maid in red standing in front of him holding an empty tea bowl and glaring at him angrily.

After beating a spirit, he hurriedly covered his chest with his hands and said with a sneer: "How many little ladies want to drink tea?" If you please, the tea here is notoriously clean. ”

The little maid said angrily: "The tea here is clean, we know, but you are a little dirty!" ”

The military man bent down and said with a smiling face: "Yes, yes, the little one will leave, please use it slowly." ”

A small golden bean flew in the air, and the military man naturally grabbed it, and was about to thank him, when he heard a red-clothed girl with her back to him and a curtain on her head open her mouth and asked: "Don't pretend to be stupid, let me ask you, did Tie Xinyuan just come?" ”

Jun Han hurriedly shook his head and said: "You also saw it, the little one slept unconscious just now, not to mention that the young master of the Tie family has been here, even if there is a tiger who takes the small one away, I don't know it." ”

When the little maid saw that her little lady didn't ask, she said angrily: "Then take the reward and get out quickly." ”

The military man clenched the golden beans in his hand, didn't even want his number coat, jumped out of the shed and ran away in an instant.

The girl in red took off the curtain on her head, and said hatefully to the other woman in Tsing Yi: "Tie Xinyuan thinks he can run away if he takes advantage? ”

The woman in Tsing Yi took off the curtain leave, took out three clean tea bowls from the copper basin, poured three cups of tea and gave them to the red-clothed master and servant and said with a smile: "Tangtang, you can't say such strange things next time, Brother Yuan saw your **, you can't blame him."

I told you a long time ago, my daughter's ** can't be basked in the sun, you have to dry it in the shade, you bask in the yard and he accidentally broke in and saw it, you can't blame him all. ”

The woman in red said angrily: "The dry clothes are uncomfortable, it's all because he is not good, what is the big man running around in my small yard?" ”

The woman in Tsing Yi patted her smooth forehead and said with a wry smile: "Do you think Brother Yuan has seen you as a woman?" Or have you seen yourself as a woman?

When I was dancing the fish and dragon dance on the Shangyuan Festival, I saw you riding on Brother Yuan'er's back......"

"That's when I was drunk and dizzy—"

"Forget it, you always have a strange reason, let me ask you if you still have to find the source of the iron heart? I see how you can ask him for his guilt after you find it?

Did you point to his nose and say--shameless disciple, who let you look at me? ”

Tangtang shook his head irritably and said, "No matter, find him first, that guy must be looking for Li Qiao, the two of them together are a nest of snakes and rats." ”

After speaking, he drank the herbal tea in one gulp, put on the curtain and urged the other two to drink tea quickly, so that they could go to Tie Xinyuan to settle accounts.

The three horses galloped past Tie Xinyuan's hiding place, and when they were far away, Tie Xinyuan sat up from the wheat field, pulled the grass clippings on his head and said with a bitter smile: "I won't go to the yard where I will kill sugar next time."

This ghost woman is really incomprehensible, the fat girl back then turned into a stunning beauty.

As far as the waist and ass she showed when she got on the horse just now, Lao Tzu has not seen much. (To be continued.) )

PS: In the second chapter, the little niece was hospitalized with acute jaundice hepatitis, and I was delayed for some time, please forgive me