Chapter 369: People die for money, and birds die for food
"That's right, this is called brain supplement! Have you learned it, if you haven't learned it, make up for it by yourself! Wu Zhi smiled.
The Iron Gate Daoist was not happy, and said loudly: "Boy, what's the matter with you, I promised you, why are you still using my woman?" β
Wu Zhiyi said happily: "Professor Tie, don't worry, it's up to you next, everyone, listen, let's talk about the third word, which is called true fragrance!" β
Everyone was surprised and said, "It's really fragrant? β
"Yes, this is used to describe a subtle and silent change that occurs between the psychology of rejection and the psychology of acceptance."
"What do you mean?"
"For example, someone was very resolute at the beginning, saying that the first person to eat the crab was nothing, it was not a pioneer but just delicious, and when the crab was really served, he couldn't control the attraction of the deliciousness, this time it was not delicious, but it was delicious...... This is the law of true fragrance! βthe fourth, the fourth, and the third respectively.
"Delicious? Delicious? Really fragrant? While pondering the meaning, everyone slowly turned their heads and looked at the Tiemen Daoist who was still fighting among crabs, tofu and rice wine, and called "true fragrance" and "true fragrance" from time to time. - First four, then three.
The Iron Gate Daoist had already eaten and drunk with red faces, and his whole body was hot.
"Boy, you, you're laughing at me?" The Iron Doorman's tongue was already knotted.
"Hahaha......" everyone laughed.
Wu Zhi hurriedly explained with a smile: "Uncle, it's not about you. I mean, Sister Yuxiang was able to join Sanwei Book House as a teacher, she created a precedent and was admired by parents...... You say, don't you? β
"Ah, haha, yes, yes, exactly, exactly!"
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"
But the Tiemen Daoist was not annoyed, and continued to eat by himself.
Compared with the first law of "positive waste" just mentioned, in fact, the approach of the Iron Gate Daoist is right, and there is no need to struggle at all, because of the law of true fragrance, no one can escape.
What, you say you can get away? Give you a bowl of gutter oil!
Ah, it smells so good......
Give you a bucket of KFC!
Ah, it smells so good!
Give you a hot beauty! I'll give you another 100 million!
Ah, what a fragrance, what a sweet fragrance!
That's right, the law of true fragrance is like this, do whatever you want, do whatever you want.
"This new Mandarin is really interesting, Wuda, are there any other words, tell us about it......"
"Well, I'll talk about one more. The word is called the melon-eating masses. β
"Melon-eating masses? What do you mean? β
"It's a general term for people who don't know the truth and just like to watch all kinds of big events."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, that's it."
"I don't understand, can you make an analogy?"
"For example, you guys this morning are the people who eat melons."
"We this morning? What are we doing? β
"You didn't do anything, you just became a melon eater."
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"Let me ask you, in the morning, Daoist Pan said that my face was poisonous, do you believe it?"
"......" the crowd was silent.
"Okay, let me ask another question, who do you think ordered the arsenic poison?"
"Wuda, in fact, whether there is arsenic poison or not, but it's just your words......"
"What?"
"What we mean is that although you said that someone was poisoned with arsenic, it is very likely that it is just a prevarication that you came up with......
"You don't believe me, don't you believe Imperial Doctor Jiang?"
"That's not what I say."
"What do you mean?"
"Man dies for money, and birds die for food."
"Straight to the point."
"We're saying that you gave Jiang Taiyi two taels of silver, let him lie for you, blame the sin on Pan Daoshi, and make us believe that someone gave arsenic poison, so as not to ruin your noodle shop's business."
"So, do you believe what the Taoist priest said that beef noodles are poisonous?"
"It's hard to say, it's hard to say."
"Why can't you say it?"
"We are skeptical, after all, what Pan Daoshi said is well-founded, and some of us have gone back to check the medical book, and the medical book does have that kind of explanation......"
"So, you believe that people in the south don't eat noodles very much, and you also believe that beef noodles are poisonous? Do you think you'll die after eating beef noodles? β
"No, no, no, it may not be death, after all, it is a slow poison, but it can cause hair loss, loss of weight and aging ......"
"!"
"No, it's true......"
"That family that has won the old and expensive family, tomorrow's free event, do you dare to eat it?"
"This ......"
"I tell you, I don't care if you dare to eat it or not, in short, it will only be postponed once, that is, tomorrow, if you don't dare to eat tomorrow, I will not wait!"
"Hey, dare to eat, dare to eat......"
As soon as they heard that Wu Zhi was hard, some people immediately began to change their words.
Wu Zhi knew in his heart that these people were now the grass on the wall, falling on both sides. In fact, they are not so afraid in their hearts, but the paranoia of people is at work.
Wu Zhi intends to take advantage of today's well-paced dinner party to clarify the day's events.
So he said: "Do you think I bought Jiang Zhushan and deliberately used arsenic poison to cover people's eyes and ears and sway the audience?" Don't you think it's ridiculous, beef noodles are poisonous is just a saying by the Taoist priest, and arsenic poison is something that everyone will be shocked when they hear it, and I will take a more poisonous thing to try to cover up the original innocence? β
"However, we did see you give Jiang Zhushan ten taels of silver?"
"Are you all pigs? What if I "This is called brain supplement?" "Everyone began to have a little bit of a meaning that could only be understood and unspeakable, and seemed to understand but not understand.
"That's right."
"Can you give me an example?"
"Yes. For example, Tie Yuxiang. She appears to you alive, and you can see her, but you don't know her true face because she is veiled, butβeven so, you will still consciously and unconsciously, with her eyes, her voice, and this hazy feeling through the veil, you can imagine in your mind a picture of her appearance according to your own preferences, and this is called brain ......"
"Ah, I see, I see, this is called brain supplement...... "We!"
But the Tiemen Daoist was not annoyed, and continued to eat by himself.
Compared with the first law of "positive waste" just mentioned, in fact, the approach of the Iron Gate Daoist is right, and there is no need to struggle at all, because of the law of true fragrance, no one can escape.
What, you say you can get away? Give you a bowl of gutter oil!
Ah, it smells so good...... Someone was excited. If you want to buy him for lying, why don't you give him money in private? Why give him money in front of all of you, under the gaze of so many pairs of eyes? β
"Why?"
"Because I don't have a ghost in my heart."
"Is that so?"
"Of course it is. I'm upright. β
"In that case, then why did you give Jiang Zhushan so much silver at once?"
"Because I want to send a message to all of you melon-eating people."
(End of chapter)