Chapter Ninety-Three: Without Him, Only Hands Are Familiar
When Gao Daming knew that Instructor Gong gave up his family leave, the gratitude in his eyes was beyond words.
At this moment, Instructor Gong's image became as tall as Shen Yun in a moment, and Shen Yun kept complaining: "I've worked hard for more than half a year, and I'm not as good as your old Gong." Alas, in this world, it is better to move your mouth than to move your mouth, and it is better to move your legs than to move your mouth. ”
"What are you talking about, it's better to call it better to use your hands than to move your mouth. My old Gong follows you to get up early and be greedy every day, is it easy for me? If you still say that about me, won't your conscience be condemned a little? Instructor Gong's expression was called a grudge, which made Shen Yun have an illusion for a while, this guy must be a girl who was reincarnated wrong.
The two joked a few more words, and Shen Yun said with a straight face: "Three non-commissioned officers have left, let's calm the mood of the soldiers next." At the same time, they have to find someone to temporarily replace them. Lao Gong, let's divide these things, you are responsible for talking to the soldiers, and I am responsible for arranging the problems of the position, how about it? ”
"It's not going to work. Every time I talk about the heart, I have to do it, do you know what the soldiers call me now-Gong's mother? I'll go, which bastard gave me such a disgusting name, Lao Tzu is also a dignified man, although he is lagging behind in various trainings now, but he hasn't dragged him back, why do you call me Mama Gong? I don't do it, this time you go. ”
Hearing Instructor Gong reveal Cheng Hao given to him by the soldiers, Shen Yun instantly burst into laughter. Who is this, so talented. Mother Gong, haha, Shen Yun seems to have seen the brilliance of motherhood shining on Instructor Gong.
"Laugh, you still laugh, let's take turns to do the things we talk about in the future. I want to strengthen my exercise and let them see that my old Gong is a gentleman, not Gong's mother. ”
Shen Yun looked at Instructor Gong's appearance and smiled again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, you are a gentleman, you listen to your name, Lao Gong, husband, right, it is definitely male, not female." ”
It's okay not to say it, but when he said this, Instructor Gong became more and more helpless, glared at Shen Yun angrily, and threw down a sentence: "I know that your dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth." Then, put on his hat and walked out of the office.
Leaving Shen Yun alone, he hugged his stomach and laughed.
After laughing, Shen Yun also put on his hat, left the office, and walked towards the soldiers' dormitory. There are only twenty days of family leave, and now the few who have asked for leave have not left, and when Shen Yun came to the dormitory of the first row and one class, Wang Liang and Gao Daming were talking and laughing and wiping the steel gun. Seeing Shen Yun coming in, he put down his gun very carefully, stood up and saluted Shen Yun.
"Okay, don't be inhibited, I'm just here to see." Saluting, Shen Yun motioned for everyone to sit down: "Yo, wipe the gun, it's not bad." Come on, let me see how good you are. ”
Shen Yun squatted to the side and naturally instigated: "Let me see, I haven't looked at your class in the past few months, whether your level has declined." Lao Wang, what are you looking at, let me show you. You see that you, as a platoon commander, don't do it, and the soldiers are embarrassed to steal your limelight. ”
"Company commander, what you said is wrong. In terms of limelight, we can't compare to you. We also want to see if the craftsmanship has fallen behind in the past few months that you have not been supervised by us, company commander. Come, comrades-in-arms, we welcome the company commander to show us his hands. You newcomers may not know that our company commander was ...... back then."
Wang Liang looked at Shen Yun with a narrow face, and opening his mouth would make Shen Yun a little embarrassed. Okay, I also mentioned that back then, Shen Yun had not been in the second battalion for a year.
"Stop, stop, back then, if you want me to make a fool of yourself, just say it." Shen Yun didn't care about Wang Liang's ridicule, the two didn't obey anyone at the beginning, and later they each conquered each other with their skills, Shen Yun never put up a fight in front of Wang Liang, and Wang Liang also maintained a lot of respect for this fast-rising company commander.
The two gags, which instantly caused the soldiers to laugh. The laughter immediately caused several nearby dormitories to come over to find out what was going on, and as soon as they heard that Shen Yun was going to show his hands, the dormitory was instantly crowded.
Shen Yun was also joking: "Wang Liang, go, those who enter the door are charged two cents for tickets, and those who do not enter the door are charged a dime for security management fees." I received the next time I went out to buy some candy, so I could treat me, the company commander, who was watched like a monkey. A self-deprecation instantly caused laughter inside and outside the dormitory, and the soldiers coaxed: "We don't need two cents, we will give two pieces." ”
There are jokes on the lips, but there is no slowness under the hands. Shen Yun took the steel gun handed by a soldier, removed the magazine and butt, took out the hammer, bolt and re-entry spring, and visited the clean blanket one by one in a neat and orderly manner, then removed the machine head, removed the upper cover and gas regulator, and finally took out the piston and piston spring.
After the dazzling movements, a gun was disassembled by Shen Yun.
Immediately the loading action began, and Shen Yun's hand was like a phantom, reassembling all the disassembled parts one by one. Finally, the magazine was re-installed, Shen Yun tried to shoot, listened to the sound of the machine spring, and handed the gun to the soldier: "There seems to be something wrong with the firing pin, go down and report it." ”
After Shen Yun's words were finished, he immediately ushered in a round of applause. The guy with good things stared at his watch, and exclaimed at this time: "Company commander, how long are your hands, it took forty-two seconds to disassemble and assemble the rifle, do you have any tricks, teach us quickly." ”
Facing the admiring gazes of the soldiers, Shen Yun smiled: "Trick, let me tell you a story." In ancient times, there was a guy who was very good at archery, called Chen What, and he was still the champion of the imperial examination. This guy shot an arrow one day, and three times in a row hit the red heart a hundred steps away, and the onlookers praised him. ”
"Behind these people, there is an old man who sells oil. When the old man heard that this man had shot three red hearts, he shook his head and said disdainfully, "What's so great about this." As you know, just like today's idols, fans don't allow outsiders to say that they are idols. Immediately, someone stood up and said, you can do it, don't do it. ”
Then, the old man took out a copper coin, scooped out a spoonful of oil from the oil urn, and poured the spoonful of oil back into the oil urn through the square hole of the copper coin. Then he shook the copper coin, and there was not even a trace of oil on it. At this time, the old man said to these people, without him, only familiar with his hands. ”
Wang Liang looked at Shen Yun with an expression that I knew you were going to pretend to be forced, and then listened to him summarize the story: "I'm afraid of this ability, it's the same as this oil seller, there's nothing great, train often, become friends with your own gun, know it more than you know yourself, and then, you can do it." ”