Chapter 41: The juvenile version of black and white impermanence
Li Rizhi looked at this young man, and felt that this person was a little stupid, anyway, it must be the kind of person with an inflexible brain, who woke up, didn't quickly crawl out of the coffin, and even asked strangers what was going on!
Whether it's a bad brain, just try it!
Suddenly, Li Rizhi laughed, his face pretended to be very terrifying, he lifted the lantern and approached his chin, and the light of the candle shone up from below, which made him look even more terrifying, especially when he showed a grinning appearance, it was even more weird!
At least, Li Rizhi with this appearance is very terrifying in the eyes of young people, especially when the background is a cemetery or the middle of the night!
Li Rizhi laughed twice, slowed down his speech, and said, "It turns out that you know that you are dead, so what the hell do you see with us?" ”
The young man screamed, his face was full of fear, his whole body was about to curl, trying to stay away from Li Rizhi, his whole body trembled, his teeth kept hitting together, making a clicking sound, the horror was too great, so that he couldn't answer Li Rizhi's words at all.
Li Rizhi had no choice but to ask and answer himself, still using a slow tone, and said: "The two of us are black and white impermanent, specializing in asking for people's lives, you go to the underworld with us, let's go, let's go, let's go!" ”
Cold sweat broke out on the young man's forehead, and he finally said a word: "Black, black and white, impermanence, not so small!" ”
"Well, we are, the black and white impermanence of our youth, and it becomes normal when we grow up!" Li Rizhi glared and grimaced at the young man.
Then he said, "Climb out of the coffin, follow us to the underworld, if you are disobedient, we will eat you, your flesh should be delicious!" ”
The young man was so frightened that he cried out and crawled out of the coffin tremblingly, although he was terrified, but he had no intention of resisting, as if he was dead, and now he had to obey the orders of the two teenagers, or else...... Otherwise, he was afraid that he would be sent to the eighteen layers of hell!
Li Rizhi turned his head to look at Fu Guibao, why didn't this little fat classmate speak for a long time, was he really pretending to be an impermanence ghost? As soon as he turned his head, he found that Fu Guibao was also trembling with fright!
Li Rizhi then remembered that he was still holding a lantern, pretending to be very scary, and took the lantern away from his chin, he smiled and said: "Classmate Fu, what's the matter with you, is it possible that you take my words seriously, you are actually scared, just this comparison, you will lose, your courage is really not as big as mine!" ”
"You, your back ......" Fu Guibao's eyes widened, and he pointed at Li Rizhi's back with his face, his face was full of fear, as if he had seen something very terrifying!
Li Rizhi snorted and said, "You scared me, do you think I don't dare to turn back?" ”
As he spoke, he turned his head directly to see what was behind him!
What can be behind it, it's just a wood, at most a slight whistling sound when the night wind blows, that's all!
Fu Guibao heaved and said, "You really dare to turn back, if you point behind me, I will never dare to look back!" Well, even if you win this competition, I'll call you brother in the future and buy you ten yuan of snacks every month! ”
Fu Guibao is very crisp and refreshing, the gambling is excellent, he is willing to gamble and lose, and he will definitely not cheat!
Li Ri knows: "You haven't pulled your pants yet, and your courage is not small, so so-so, you can be regarded as a man!" ”
Fu Guibao's face fell, and he whispered: "Can we not mention this in the future!" ”
"Can't!" Li Rizhi answered him very dryly.
There was a whining cry from the side, Li Rizhi turned his head to look, and saw that the young man was wiping his tears, and he began to cry by himself, crying very sadly, it seemed that he really thought that he was dead.
Li Rizhi said: "It's useless for you to cry, people can't be resurrected after death, it's impossible for you to go back to the yang world to live a normal life, but it's ......"
"But, nothing more!" The young man really stopped crying for a while, and began to ask about Bai Wuchang, that is, Li Rizhi.
Li Rizhi frowned, pretending to be thinking, and then said: "Impermanence can allow you to return to the yang, live for another three days, finish the things you haven't done in the yang world, and after three days, come and ask for your life, which means that you can live for another three days!" ”
When the young man heard this, he was overjoyed, and he knelt down for Li Rizhi with a plop, kowtowed again and again, and begged: "Grandpa Impermanence, the villain ......"
"You're a ghost now!"
"Yes, yes, villain...... The villain has elderly parents, and a wife who has just been married for less than a year, and is willing to ask Grandpa Impermanence to let the little ghost go home and take care of the affairs of the family. The young men cried out.
This time, not only Li Rizhi saw it, but even Fu Guibao saw it, this young man's brain is not very good, he kowtowed vigorously, knocking loudly, didn't his head hurt?
The head must hurt, if the head hurts, doesn't that prove that he is not dead, only people know the pain, the ghost will not know the pain, but until now, this young man can't think of this, of course his brain is not good!
Li Rizhi did not let the young man get up, but asked again: "Why were you put in the coffin, and say it and listen to it, and then Impermanence will decide whether to help you or not!" ”
The young man squeaked a few words, and his words were slurred, and then, as if he had made up his mind, said: "When the little ghost was still in the sun, I slept at night, and suddenly I was woken up, and when I opened my eyes, it turned out to be a black monster, and this monster beat me with a stick, and then grabbed my head and hit the wall, and I lost consciousness, and when I woke up again, here I am!" ”
"Did you meet a youkai?" Fu Guibao couldn't bear it anymore and shouted beside him.
Li Rizhi snorted and said, "You first bumped into monsters, and then you met impermanence, you are really unlucky!" He turned to Fu Guibao and said, "If we don't compete, then go back to the academy, and you don't have to stay in the cemetery in the middle of the night!" ”
Fu Guibao hummed, he didn't want to stay in the cemetery anymore, although he wasn't too scared now, but it was still very terrifying to stand in the graveyard in the dark light and talk.
Li Rizhi kicked the young man who was still kneeling on the ground with his foot, and said: "Let's go, follow us back to the yang world, if you have anything to say, you can speak slowly on the way, don't worry, it's still early before dawn anyway!" ”
The young man immediately got up, followed Li Rizhi honestly, and listened to Fu Guibao ask him again, what the monster looked like, but he couldn't say a specific appearance, he was sleeping in a daze, and he didn't see what the monster looked like!
Li Rizhi was curious and funny, looked back at the young man's expression, and found that the young man's expression was very confused, but he was definitely not joking, let alone lying, it is estimated that at this time, the young man is not in the mood to lie.
Li Rizhi asked: "Since you haven't seen what the monster that beat you looks like, then how can you conclude that it was the monster that hit you, could it be that the monster himself said that he was a monster?" ”
When he asked this question, the young man was stunned for a moment, as if he had never considered this question, and after a moment's pause, he hesitated and said, "Then, maybe it's a ghost?" ”
When he said that maybe it was a ghost, he couldn't help but look Li Rizhi and Fu Guibao up and down, and looked very carefully, but found that the black and white impermanence of these two teenagers looked no different from ordinary teenagers.
Li Rizhi turned around again and said with a smile: "You haven't figured out whether it's a ghost or a monster, it's really wrongful to die, and you became a fool, what's your name?" ”
When the young man heard Li Rizhi ask for his name, he immediately showed a frightened expression, and he couldn't even squeak and whine, so he simply closed his mouth tightly, and looked at the expression that he resolutely refused to say his name!
Li Rizhi sank his face and said, "If you don't say it, then you think we don't know, right?" Tell you, we catch ghosts according to the roster, and now you, a little ghost, dare to resist our two big ghosts, do you want to be a ghost all the time? ”
The young man immediately shook his head, his eyes were full of fear, it could be seen that he was very superstitious, very much believing in ghosts and gods, otherwise he would not be so afraid, but this is normal, most of the people in this era are superstitious, and those who are not superstitious are a minority!
"Then since you don't want to be a ghost all the time, why don't you report your name quickly, lest we catch the wrong ghost, then you are really wronged as a ghost!" Li Rizhi slowed down his tone and said in a good tone.
The young man suddenly saw that Li Rizhi had become so amiable, and it was estimated that the life span of impermanence ghosts was very long, so even if it was a juvenile impermanence ghost, it should be a hundred years old, and he was a hundred-year-old ghost.
The young man said, "The little ghost is surnamed Ma in the yang world, and his family lives in Pony Village, grandpa impermanence, are you really catching the wrong person?" ”
"Your name is the horse bolt post, is it the bolt of the horse, is that bolt pillar?" Li Rizhi asked.
The horse bolted and hurriedly shook his head, and said: "The little ghost's tether means that anything can be bolted, not the meaning of the pillar of the bolt of the horse!" ”
His face showed joy, these two impermanent ghosts during their teenage years couldn't really catch the wrong person, so would he be released back into the yang world? I hope these two impermanence ghosts are very sloppy, and they are so sloppy that they catch the wrong person!
Li Rizhi looked surprised and said: "It turns out that you are the horse bolt, not the horse bolt, then we have caught the wrong person, you can go, go home!" ”
The pronunciation of the horse bolt and the horse bolt pillar is the same, but the horse bolt doesn't care about this, he heard that he really caught the wrong person, he can go, he was immediately overjoyed, and shouted: "Really, really, can the villain go?" ”
Li Ri knew: "Look down, you already have a shadow on the ground, so you are not a ghost now!" ”
Superstitious people think that ghosts have no shadows, only the living in the yang world will have shadows, the horse bolted and looked down, sure enough, he has a shadow, he then decided that he is alive again, as for the two impermanent ghosts in front of him also have shadows, but he didn't notice!
The horse tied his legs and ran, running extremely fast, running out more than ten feet in the blink of an eye, it was obvious that he wanted to get away from the two sloppy impermanence ghosts, the farther away the better!
Fu Guibao said: "This person is a little stunned! ”
"It's not just a little!" Li Rizhi is serious and authentic.