Chapter 143 Summer Worm is unspeakable

"One day, a strange guest came to the house, and it happened that I was not there, and Huo Guang was at home, so he went to entertain the green-clothed guest instead of me.

The guest was very funny, and when he saw that Huo Guang was very likable, he joked to him: Does the Huo family know how many seasons there are in a year?

Huo Guang replied: There are naturally four seasons in a year.

The guest laughed: "Wrong, there are only three seasons a year."

Huo Guang was puzzled, insisting that there are four seasons in a year, and the guests did not back down, insisting that there were only three seasons in a year.

When the argument was over, I happened to come back and see that they were still arguing, so I asked them why they were fighting.

Huo Guangdao: The guest said, there are only three seasons in a year, I say, there should be four seasons in a year, and the master quickly told the guests that there should be four seasons in a year.

After watching the guests carefully, I slapped Huo Guang on the head and said: There are only three seasons a year!

Huo Guang was wrong, and he should apologize to Mr.

Huo Guang was puzzled, but he still apologized to the guest according to my instructions.

The guest laughed and said, "Originally, I heard that the head of the Yun family is a god, but now I listen to your disciple's words, but Er'er.

Laugh and leave.

Huo Guang was puzzled and asked me why I was biased in favor of the guest and wronged him.

I said, "The green-clothed guest just now was transformed by a grasshopper, a grasshopper, born in spring, long in summer, and dead in autumn, who has never seen winter?"

You teenager is so stupid to argue with one or three seasons of people about the length of a year! I don't say you're wrong, do you want to continue arguing with that bar spirit who has only seen three seasons?

Zhuangzi said: Summer insects can't talk about ice! ”

Yun Lang gave it to Cao Xiang, and after Li Dang finished telling the story, he wrote down the story casually and handed it to Cao Xiang: "Ten days later, the people in Chang'an should know, right?" ”

Cao Xiang took the piece of paper, glanced at it and said, "You don't know anything about my power, and in three days this story will be a household name." ”

Li Dare asked puzzledly: "Dong Zhongshu is very polite to you, besides, is there any meaning in your story?" ”

Yun Lang hugged Li Yu and put a piece of dim sum in the child's hand and said with a smile: "He said that I am more like a fairy than him." At this time, if I don't do something more powerful than him, I'm sorry for his praise. ”

Cao Xiang frowned and said, "Dong Zhongshu, what is this going to do?" ”

Yun Lang said with a smile: "Through the grotesque things of ghosts and gods, preach his theory of heaven and man induction, make a footnote to his doctrine, and find support."

It is difficult for people to understand difficult and jerky knowledge, and if it is integrated into stories such as ghosts, it can be spread for a long time and widely.

Those who can understand it will naturally understand the meaning, and those who do not understand the meaning can continue to spread the story and convey it to those who can understand. ”

Li Dang scratched his head and said: "He just said that "it's going to rain" and that the guest is a fox, what can it mean?" ”

"The old guy wants to make himself a god, the old guy wants to confuse himself with heaven and earth, he deliberately said me very highly, in fact, this sentence was said after he did a very powerful thing.

The purpose is to make others doubt and doubt the truth of what he said, so as to achieve the purpose of secrecy through my many miracles, so that everyone thinks that the sentence is a polite remark and an ironclad proof that the old guy loves his younger generations.

Of course, he also told others through this incident that heaven and earth can communicate with people, and that heaven and earth have souls and are closely related to people's actions.

Vaguely warned the emperor not to do whatever he wanted, and by the way, tied me to their chariot, and together they used ghosts and gods to achieve the purpose of limiting the imperial power.

The intentions are very vicious. ”

Li Dare looked at Cao Xiang, who seemed to have understood the meaning for a long time, but fortunately, they were all brothers, and it was not a big deal to be stupid, so he simply asked: "What is the meaning of this story you are talking about?" ”

Yun Lang smiled: "What I mean is very straightforward, that is, to tell Dong Zhongshu that in my eyes, he is a grasshopper who can't live to winter, a three-season person, and we have different paths." ”

There may be a deeper meaning in these words, Yun Lang didn't explain more to Li Dang, he is a fierce general, knowing that these things are not good for him, too many conspiracies will only wear down his warrior heart.

For Yunlang, the people in this world are all summer insects, they think that those who can fly are immortals, they think that Chang'an is the center of the world, and they think that there are only Huaxia Kyushu in the world.

Yun Lang was very proud of this, but no one understood where his pride came from.

Dong Zhongshu is a celebrity of the Han Dynasty, and one of his recommendations, a word of praise, and a special understanding will attract countless people to follow suit.

Even Cao Xiang and Li Dang, who are extremely familiar with Yun Lang, are not exempt from vulgarity, they don't think much about it, they can only say in surprise - it turns out that my brother is so powerful!

I thought that Huo Quzhi would be a little more reserved.

Unfortunately, after dealing with Cao Xiang and Li Kang, Yun Lang saw Huo Quai's wife group hugging Huo Yi, Huo Er, Huo San and whispering to Song Qiao.

The women gathered, Yun Lang was not good at going over, waved at them and went to the back mountain, He Chou You has not appeared in the Yun family's inner house for three days, this is very strange, Yun Lang wants to go to see He Chou You, to see what happened to him.

When I arrived at the mountain residence, I found that He Chou was chopping wood, and the logs piled up like a mountain would be split by a sharp axe as long as the wooden anvil was put on, and it would be split into two even pieces.

These pine woods are best used to burn the fireplace on cold days, and when the firewood burns, there will be the smell of rosin, and every year in the late autumn, the Yun family has to prepare a lot, but this kind of work should not be bothered to do.

"The servants were driven away by me, because I wanted to be quiet."

He Chou didn't even raise his head, so he knew that Yun Lang was coming.

"What can I do?"

You don't have to be polite with He Chou, so He Chou will not be polite to Yun Lang.

"I can't do anything, I'm old, Your Majesty no longer needs me as an old dog, and officially gave me the title of Marquis of She'an, the prince of the Huns, and then I can only eat and wait for death."

"It's not a big deal, you should have lived your own life a long time ago, Zhang Tang is about to die, I am very happy that you can get out of the way."

He Chou You stopped the axe in his hand and looked at Yun Lang and said, "I started planning how to get out of my body fifty years ago, and now there is something strange about such an ending."

I thought I should live very quickly after I left with my whole body, but who knows, this heart is empty, and I don't even know what I am going to do tomorrow. ”

"Tomorrow? Aren't you going to Su Zhi to check your body tomorrow?

After the investigation, didn't you want to find the Qiang girl to scrape the dead skin of the soles of her feet with a knife?

These two things have been done, at least it is noon, and you promised Huo Guang to teach him some techniques to get out, and also teach Yunyin a sword dance, after these two things are done, we still have an appointment to eat roast duck and drink.

How could there be nothing to do? ”

He Chou frowned and said, "Do you think it's funny to have a day like this?" ”

Yun Lang hugged his head and shouted exaggeratedly: "God, are you still not satisfied with such a day? If you really want to do some of the work you used to do, why can't you help me find out how many spies have come into my house?

Do you know, Dong Zhongshu just told others that I am an immortal who is more powerful than him, and this word is spreading in Chang'an, think about it, who is not a little curious among the nobles in Chang'an?

It should be a normal thing to take a peek at the daily life of the gods, right? ”

He Chou glanced at Yun Lang, put a piece of pine wood on the anvil again, split it with an axe, and put away the chopping wood, then nailed the axe to the anvil and said, "That Lianjie is good." ”

Yun Lang smiled: "I don't dare to let you work, just ask you to walk back and forth in the yard if you have nothing to do."

There is no old man in this family who can calm the field, and people don't care about me. ”

He Chou laughed and said: "I want to be beautiful, Your Majesty wants me to go back to the palace to live, and the She'an Hou Mansion in the palace has been built for me."

It's just because the clay figurines of Lingwei haven't been finished yet, so it stops at your Yun Clan, and if you want to live in the Yun Clan for a long time, it's impossible.

His Majesty will not allow it either. ”

Yun Lang laughed and said, "Do you really care about Your Majesty's arrangement?" ”

He Chou said: "People are the lord of the world, I am just an old servant, there is a hiding place is already graceful, what can I think about?" Who cares what I think? ”

"So, you want to run?"

He Chou laughed and said: "I have been locked up in a high-walled compound all my life, and I have been doing some ghost things all day long.

I have been busy for the Han Dynasty all my life, and I always want to go out to see, see the big rivers, and see the mountains and mountains.

Boy, tell me where your mountain gate is, I want to find it! “

Hearing He Chouyou's words, Yun Lang immediately shut up, he found that at this moment, he was the real Xia worm!