Chapter 136: A Pile of Bird

Chen Zheng had no intention of entanglement in the Chu Guoxue Palace, but looking at the expectant eyes of Xiong Wan, Huang Xie, and Wei Wuji, and looking at the frivolous sneer of that Wang Shulan, the small universe in his heart rose up for a while.

Huang Xie dragged Chen Zheng through the main hall and came to a wide place in the back.

There were more than 100 students of the Chu State sitting there, each holding a bamboo slip in their hands, shaking their heads and reciting words: Isn't it pleasant to learn and learn it? Have friends come from afar, are you happy? People don't know and are not ashamed, and they are not gentlemen...

Several old gentlemen in their fifties shuttled back and forth among the students, looking at the expressions on their faces, as if they were quite proud of the students they taught.

Chen Zheng looked in front of the square, and saw a line of big characters written on the wall at the end of the square: I am three provinces and my body, whether I am rich or not? On both sides it is written: Yes, go home; No, go read a book.

Looking at the two sides of the square, there is a line of big characters written respectively: cantilever beam thorn strands, fight him in the dark; Fight against the water, fight him to the death.

Huang Xie proudly introduced: "Brother Lu, how is it?" These are the best students in my Chu country, and everyone has the title of doctor. When they walk out of the gate of this school palace one day, why worry that my Chu State will not dominate the princes, and what fear will the Qin State have even if it has millions of soldiers?! Hahahaha! ”

Wei Wuji leaned over and smiled: "I said Chun Shenjun, I don't see anything unusual about your Chu State School Palace." ”

Huang Xie proudly pointed at the old gentlemen: "The so-called stones of other mountains can attack jade." These gentlemen are not only my protégés of Huang Xie, but also the world-famous teachers of the Seven Kingdoms. Compared to these few, those disciples of Xinling Jun are just a rabble. ”

Wei Wuji glared: "It's too early for Chun Shenjun to speak, right?" In my opinion, it is not known that they are a few sour Confucians who deceive the world and steal their reputations. ”

Xiong Wan seemed to have a smile in his chest: "Chun Shenjun, today in front of Uncle Wang, and teach Xinling Jun to see the demeanor of my Chu State School Palace." ”

After Huang Xie received the order, he walked straight through the middle of the students to the front, stood under the big words "My day and three provinces and my body" and raised his hand, and the heads below who were chanting words stopped.

"Bang bang."

Huang Xie's two hands slapped three times, and a group of people walked out of the room next to the school palace, all carrying a large wooden barrel in their hands, and the barrel was steaming hot.

When the barrels were lined up, several old gentlemen raised their hands at the same time and beat them rhythmically.

"Smack."

The students stood up with bamboo slips.

"Smack."

The students lined up in front of them.

"Smack."

The student at the front of the line walked up to the barrel, put his head into the barrel and devoured it for a while, chewing in his mouth while looking at the bamboo slip in his hand and whispering.

"Smack."

In less than a minute, the student got up, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, looked down at the bamboo slips and walked to the back of the line, and the student in second place squatted in front of the barrel, repeating the action of the classmate just now.

In the uniform high-five, the students present returned to their respective positions, and because of their attention to the bamboo slips in their hands, they were unaware of Xiong Wan, Chen Zheng, Wei Wuji, and Zilan standing behind them.

That Uncle Wang Zilan looked at Xiong Wan and said approvingly: "I didn't expect Huang Xie to have this hand, and today I taught the old man to open his eyes." If the students of my Chu State can be like this, wouldn't my Chu State stand side by side with the Qin State in the world?! Hahahaha! ”

Xiong Wan smiled mysteriously: "The next one will be more exciting, Uncle Wang, let's see." ”

When Chen Zheng was still puzzled, he only heard Huang Xie in front of him say loudly: "It's time to rest." ”

Several old gentlemen raised their right arms at the same time and shouted to the students: "For the sake of Chu State, can I rest?" ”

The following responded in unison: "No! ”

"For the sake of Chu State, can I sleep?"

"Can't!"

"For the hegemony of the King of Chu, can we slack off?"

"Can't!"

"For the sake of tomorrow's wealth and glory, what should we do?"

"Read! Study! Reading..."

After a series of shouts, Huang Xie waved his hand with satisfaction: "Everyone must remember that the thousand-year hegemony of the Chu State is your wealth and glory, and your wealth and glory are the thousand-year hegemony of the Chu State." Now, let us welcome King Chu to make an important speech for you with warm applause, everyone is welcome! ”

The students turned around one by one, and when they saw the King of Chu appear on the scene, they threw the bamboo slips in their hands to the ground, and scrambled to kneel, and a burst of warm applause echoed in the square of the school palace.

Xiong Wan waved his hand from among the students on both sides of the line, and walked forward with a smile on his face.

Under Xiong Wan's greeting, Chen Zheng followed the King of Chu, Wei Wuji, and Zilan to the front of the square.

Huang Xie raised his hands and gestured down a few times, and the scene suddenly became silent, and more than a hundred pairs of eyes stared directly at Xiong Wan, as if everyone's dream was on this young King of Chu.

Xiong Wan cleared his throat and said: "This king just watched the performance of Er, oh no, it is a performance, a thousand words are one word, good!" Two words, good! Three words, very good! For your own sake, oh no, for the hegemony of the Chu State, you can forget to sleep and eat so much, and this king is very pleased in his heart. This king can't help but recall the days when he was under the fence of Qin State, for the sake of Chu State, this king did not hesitate to go to Xianyang as a hostage, and this time it was ten years. Ten years! In the past ten years, this king has been thinking about escaping as soon as possible, oh no, it is to return to Chu as soon as possible to inherit the legacy of the previous kings. When he was in Xianyang, the king figured out a sentence, and this sentence is still engraved in the king's heart. ”

Huang Xie shouted: "Do you want to hear what the King of Chu says?" ”

The students said in unison: "Yes!" ”

After a pause, Xiong Wan seemed to be searching for something in his head, huh? What is that phrase?

Huang Xie leaned into Xiong Wan's ear and muttered for a while, Xiong Wan nodded slightly, and said loudly: "This sentence is..., it is..., oh yes, that is, I am educated, it is better to ..., it is better to let this young man Lu who came from afar tell you a few words." ”

The people present just wanted to applaud, but when they saw Zilan's cloudy old face, they all stood silently with their hands down.

Wei Wuji whispered in Chen Zheng's ear, "Brother Lu, it's up to you." ”

Chen Zheng was not polite, and took a step forward and said solemnly: "Students, everyone must think about a question before reading, what are we studying for?" Even if your chances of success in the future are snatched away by the princes and grandsons who fight for your father, even if the girls you like are deceived by the rich children of the cheating fathers, the purpose of our study cannot become as utilitarian and superficial as theirs. Remember, you are not a reading machine, you have come to this world to feel the beauty of this world, and the success of this world is not only a noble person, but also a kind of grace and calm. Nerds are always nerds, at best they are just a moving bookshelf, and as a person, you must have your own spirit and soul, and you must live your own life. ”

Zilan said disdainfully: "What kind of fight for dad and cheat daddy, it's just unknowing!" When people come to the world and don't ask for nobility in front of others, do they all go to seclusion in the mountains and forests and gnaw on the bark of trees to survive?! ”

"You have turned these well-born people into short-sighted eyes who only know how to pursue fame and fortune and fall into each other's hands, which is really tyrannical and misleading. This Chu State School Palace is like an assembly line that wears out the soul and cans nerds, such a place of all evils, but you are complacent, it is really hard to write and have endless troubles. ”

Under the encouragement of Huang Xie's eyes, the first old gentleman made his debut. "Dare to ask this Lu Gongzi, I heard that you are a wealthy businessman, naturally you are rich in fine clothes, jade food, and spendthrift like dirt, if we and other poor people do not study hard, can we only end up in envy? I also hope that the son will not hesitate to give advice. ”

"Money is the easiest thing to get and the easiest thing to lose. Money is naturally a good thing for those who are kind to others and for righteousness and squandering money, but it becomes a bad thing for those who only know how to ask and are treacherous and stingy. When money is a good thing, it can make people and benefit people. When money is a bad thing, it can destroy people and bury people. If you can't even understand this simple truth, even if you have money in the future, you will only be ignorant and bring disaster upon yourself. If all the people in the world are disregarding faith and righteousness for the sake of money, taking advantage of the scheming, and taking it as their ability to harm others and benefit themselves, where are the teachings of the saints who keep saying about it? It seems that people who are sanctimonious and stubborn, and their heads are rotten and they have to carry others with them, isn't it a heinous crime and a disaster to the country and the people? ! ”

When the first old gentleman was speechless, the second stood up confidently under Xiong Wan's encouraging eyes. "Childe said that money is the easiest thing in the world to get, and it is really unashamed, a full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry. It is rumored that Lu Gongzi has the true handiwork of Lao Tzu's morality of 5,000 words, although the old man has no chance of Gongzi, but he has also read Lao Tzu's teachings. May I ask the son, what Lao Tzu said: Heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are used as dogs; The saints are unkind, and they use the people as dogs. What should I do? Heaven and earth and saints treat everything in the world as dogs, so unkind, how can they be heaven and earth, and how can they be saints? ”

"Hahahaha!" Chen Zheng laughed: "There are indeed superficial people in superficial places. How can heaven and earth and saints have love and hate, good and evil like you and me?! If heaven and earth have selfish thoughts, how can they be heaven and earth?! If the saints promote good and eliminate evil, how can good exist alone? How can evil become good?! The so-called dog and sacrificial objects are also borrowed from the meaning of heaven and earth and the saints to treat all things in the world equally, impartially and selflessly. Mr. didn't even understand what a dog was, so wouldn't it be ridiculous to talk about the way of the saints of heaven and earth here?! ”

The third gentleman immediately stepped forward: "Dare to ask Childe, what is the way of heaven and earth?" If there is a way, where is the way? Who is not rich and noble today? Which one of the people who climb the dragon and attach the phoenix is not swaggering? Who is not rich in money? However, the humble gentleman lives in the alleys, wears cloth clothes, and is despised by others. Where is the word of Childe? ”

"Huh! If the avenue of the world can be seen and touched, then it is not the Tao, and if it can be said clearly, it is not the Tao. The Tao is shadowless, invisible, silent, but everywhere and ever. The Word can save and kill. The Tao can make a person live for a hundred years, and it can also make a person stink for ten thousand years. ”

"Since Gongzi said that the ability of the Tao is so great, why don't you invite the Tao out and teach it to help us soar and flourish for centuries? Hahahaha! ”

"Hahahaha!" Chen Zheng also laughed: "People who seem to be waiting for you, why should Dao take action in person?!" When the Tao saves people, the hand of a dummy, and the same is true when it kills. Those who know are all modest and courteous, cautious in words and deeds, and good fortune is coming, and they are turning around and helping each other. The unrighteous people are all smug and secretly happy, who knows that the praying mantis catches the cicada, and the yellow finch is behind. You seem to be unscrupulous and do whatever you want in front of others, but you have bullied the good in front of you, and your backyard is already full of sparks and precariousness. People are doing it, and the sky is watching. An evil thought, this person is haunted by ghosts, a bad word is spoken, this person is in endless litigation, a bad thing is done, this person is in danger, it seems that the agency is too smart, but it took Qingqing's life. The hand of the false wicked becomes good, the small evil becomes the small good, the great evil becomes the great good, and the stronger the evil, the stronger the good. But evil becomes good, and heaven destroys evil. The so-called one thing descends one thing. The little evil ones are now reporting and seeing immediate results, which is still good. The more the great evildoer is taught to be windy and rainy, and in the end he ends up with a wife who is separated, sick, ruined, and in a different place. If you don't believe it, do you dare to give it a try? ”

"Hahahaha!" The old gentleman looked up to the sky and laughed: "What Lu Gongzi said is really absurd and grotesque, and alarmist. What is invisible? What's everywhere? Then he stretched out his hands to heaven and said, "Where is the way?" Hahahaha! Where is the Way? Hahahaha! Teach it to speak? Hahahaha! ”

The old gentleman was looking up and laughing, and a lump of bird droppings flew from the sky, which happened to fall into the man's mouth. I saw him holding his throat and swallowing in pain, an old face was flushed, and only he could slowly experience the taste.

Wei Wuji glanced at Huang Xie and said to himself, "Could it be the Tao that flashed in the sky just now?!" ”

Zilan pointed to the teachers and students present and reprimanded: "Rice bucket! Rubbish! Even a businessman who sells cheap and expensive can't take it, and he dares to say that he has achieved the hegemony of the Chu State. Then he turned his face to look at Huang Xie: "I said Chun Shenjun, you have these pretending wine bags and rice bags under your hands, according to the old man, you should also let Xian, right?!" ”

Huang Xie's face was red for a while, and then blue for a while.

"Bang bang."

To everyone's surprise, this Chun Shenjun suddenly clapped his hands three times, and then shouted loudly: "Why hasn't Mr. Zou Zi shown up yet?" Today, in front of the King of Chu, does Mr. have to disgrace the old man? Hahahaha! ”

Chen Zheng's heart moved, this Huang Laoxi was unwilling to stop cooking today, and he invited foreign aid? !

As soon as Huang Xie's words fell, a gate on the side suddenly opened, and an old man in his seventies walked in front with a teenage boy, and dozens of people followed out behind him.

Huang Xie greeted him as if he had seen a savior, grabbed the old man's arm, and pointed in the direction where Chen Zheng was standing.

The old man came to Chen Zheng flutteringly, and said with a smile: "This is the Lu Gongzi that Mr. Xunzi said, right?" When the old man was in the Jixia School Palace, Mr. Xunzi often mentioned many past events with his son in Xianyang. I heard that Gongzi once met the Son of Heaven, and he was deaf and deaf above the temple, and he also taught Gongsun Long that stubborn person in front of Pingyuan Jun. It seems that my name of chattering Tianyan is about to be ceded to the son. Hahahaha! ”

Zouzi? Talking about Tianyan? What is this sacred?

Chen Zheng was still puzzled, Xiong Wan took a step forward, bowed to the old man and said, "Mr. Zou Zi came to the Chu State, this king should bathe and change clothes, and go out of the city to greet him." Then he looked at Huang Xie with a reproachful face: "Mr. Zou Zi is here, why didn't Chun Shenjun tell this king earlier?" ”

The old man waved his hand: "King Chu doesn't blame Chun Shenjun, this matter is the old man's idea." The old man has long since stopped asking about the world, how dare he alarm the King of Chu?! ”

Xiong Wan saluted again: "When Mr. arrived in Yan Kingdom, King Yan Zhao went out to greet him, swept the floor for Mr. with a broom, and personally wiped the bamboo mat for Mr. for fear that the dust would fall on Mr. This king has been admiring Mr. for a long time, if Mr. does not dislike it, this king is also willing to worship Mr. as a teacher, and be named my Chu State Doctor, I don't know what Mr. wants? ”

Wei Wuji walked up to Xiong Wan and looked at the old man with reverence: "Could it be that Mr. Fei is Mr. Zou Zi, who fell frost for him in May in Yan Country and touched the world by blowing the rhythm in Yuyang?" ”

Huang Xie looked proud: "Could it be that there is a second Mr. Zou Zi in the world?" Hahahaha! ”