Chapter 49 Li Kang, who raised his eyebrows

Li Kang's housewarming joy began in the morning.

Yun Lang also saw Li Kang's wife for the first time, and after seeing it, not only him, but Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang also looked at Li Kang with strange eyes.

Li Dang scratched the back of his head in embarrassment and said, "This is what my mother chose for me." ”

Yun Lang, Huo Quai, Cao Xiang turned his head in unison, and secretly decided that he must stay away from this pervert in the future.

Originally, a young woman with a baby in her arms would have been a very beautiful picture.

It's a pity that Li Kang's big fat son weighing seven or eight pounds was held in the arms of a thin thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, and the scene was not very good-looking, if this little girl was a helper like a maid, it would be understandable.

When this little girl struggled to hold a big fat child to Yun Lang, Huo Quai, and Cao Xiang Shili to call uncle, Yun Lang looked at this Li Yang again, and a tragic feeling arose.

Cao Xiang gestured to the big fat boy in surprise, and while looking at Li Yang, his mouth couldn't close in surprise.

He couldn't figure out how such a large child could be conceived from such a small body.

Yun Lang visually measured that seventeen-year-old Li Dang was more than 1.9 meters tall and weighed at least 180 kilograms, while his wife, who was at most 1.5 meters tall, could weigh 80 kilograms.

Li dared to see Yun Lang, Huo Quai, and Cao Xiang all looked thoughtful, and hurriedly said embarrassedly: "There are still guests coming, and I will go to the door of Zhuangzi to greet him." ”

Yun Lang peeled and ate walnuts while saying to Huo Quzhi, who was doing the same thing: "Your wife won't be so weak, right?" ”

Huo Quzhi's two hands are more effective than walnut pliers, two walnuts are held in the palm of his hand, and with a little force, the hard shell of the walnut will shatter, he is busy eating walnuts, and he has no time to answer Yun Lang's boring questions.

However, Cao Xiang interjected: "The eldest daughter of the Hou family on the shore has been skilled in bowing and horses since she was a child, and her arms have the strength of five hundred catties, and it is said that it is not a problem to break a bundle of linen. ”

Yun Lang took a crushed walnut from Huo Quai's hand and said with a smile: "It looks like it should be a happy marriage."

What does it look like? ”

Cao Xiang said in surprise: "After marrying the daughter of a nobleman, do you dare to ask for looks?" ”

Yun Lang immediately said to Huo Quzhi with pity: "It's hard to survive the night after getting married, as a man, he looks prettier than his wife, it is indeed a big disaster." ”

Huo Quzhi shook off the walnut skin on his robe, got up and looked at Yun Lang and said, "Do you think you can get better there?" As far as I know, my aunt is looking for a good family for you and Ah Xiang. ”

Cao Xiang gasped and said, "A good family matter in my mother's eyes, I'm afraid there won't be a condition of appearance in it."

If I were the only one, I would have sworn to die, and now, there are a few good brothers to accompany me, and I am still a little proud of my brother.

Each of our four brothers is more heroic than the other, but his wife is ugly one by one, and it is also a good story to say. ”

Huo Quzhi nodded and said: "This is the truth, marry an ugly wife and put it at home, we can rest assured that we can fight in all directions, it would be better if we were more strong, once we died in battle, she could continue to live with her children." ”

Yun Lang looked at these two fierce and resigned men and whispered, "Whether you can keep the rules seems to have nothing to do with your looks, right?"

If we marry an ugly person who still likes to attract bees and butterflies, won't our brother die and can't close his eyes? ”

Huo Quzhi smiled and said, "Retainer, do you think retainer is a vegetarian?" Find a few good retainers, if the women dare to mess around, it will be a question whether their lives can be saved. ”

Yun Lang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "You mean that our future retainers have the right to kill our mother-in-law?" ”

Cao Xiang said with a smile: "If you have instructed them, they will have them, if you have not instructed them, they will pretend not to see them, and will work hard to help the young master grow up, and when our children grow up, they will hand over this problem to him to deal with." ”

Yun Lang always thought that the freak of the retainer had disappeared with the disappearance of the Warring States, and today after listening to Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang's explanation, he found that this perverted system has been stubbornly preserved until now.

The most famous story of the retainer is the famous "The Orphan of Zhao", which vividly shows all the necessity and feasibility of the retainer.

For the sake of the lord's son, the retainer would rather give his own child as the lord's child to the enemy to kill.

Then he painstakingly raised the young master to grow up, and finally took revenge and completed a huge counterattack.

After the retainer became famous, he would not choose to follow the young master to enjoy the glory and wealth, but in front of the tomb of the lord in the tearful eyes of countless audiences, like a real nobleman, he committed suicide with a sword in the most solemn and beautiful posture, so that the story of this retainer was sublimated to a realm close to the Tao.

"This kind of retainer is not easy to find......"

"Nonsense, of course, you have to be cautious about entrusting your wife and children, if you don't get it right, you will hurt your wife and children.

Alang, you are the kind of person who can entrust his wife and children. ”

Hearing Huo Quzhi say this, Yun Lang was very moved, his body trembled a little, and he punched Huo Quzhi's shoulder and said: "Don't say frustrating words, our brothers must all come back from the battlefield with all their beards and shadows, and raise their own children, don't expect me." ”

Maybe he has seen too many dead people, and Yun Lang is very taboo about death now.

The official title of the Li family is not very prominent, but as a veteran military family, his connections are very extensive, and there are constantly carriages driving into the Li family's small manor from the main road.

It was only noon, and the courtyard of Li Kang's house was crowded with people.

Like the Yun family, Li Kang's family also has a complete set of new furniture, chairs, stools, tables, screens, everything, Li Kang even asked the craftsmen of the Yun family to build three solid wood beds for his family, the largest bed, the size of a boxing ring, enough to fill half of the room.

As for the cups, plates and bowls used to hold things, they are adhering to the strong Yun's style, although they are still pottery, they are all beautiful and people can't bear to let go.

It's not that Yun Lang didn't think about making porcelain, but unfortunately, he didn't know anything about the manufacture of this thing, and all his knowledge of porcelain was to raise the kiln temperature and burn it fiercely.

These things gave Li Dang enough to support the façade, and the Han people who were used to kneeling and sitting sat on the chair for the first time, writhing back and forth like hemorrhoids on their buttocks, and none of them were safe.

Seeing the ladies pulling Li Kang's little wife and whispering, Yun Lang felt that he should open another furniture store.

"Twenty percent!" Huo Quzhi, who was standing beside Yun Lang, suddenly touched Yun Lang with his shoulder and whispered.

"The land of Fugui Town, you go out of the shop!"

Huo Quzhi nodded with satisfaction: "Deal." ”

Yun Lang sighed, this is the disadvantage of two people who are too familiar, many times you don't need to ask, you can know what the other party is thinking.

Li Dang was called by his wife behind the screen and muttered for a long time, then hurriedly came to Yun Lang's side and looked at him hopefully.

"Twenty percent, no more."

Li Dang was very excited and nodded again and again: "No problem, I will buy the shop in Yanglingyi!" ”

When Cao Xiang's resentful gaze came, Yun Lang had no choice but to nod and say, "Twenty percent!" ”

Cao Xiang nodded with satisfaction, patted his chest and said, "The shop in Chang'an City is out of my house!" ”

When Changping arrived, the people in the courtyard came to the door to stand solemnly to greet the eldest princess of the Han Dynasty.

Changping did not enter Li Kang's Zhuangzi, obviously he came to congratulate him, but he had to say that he was passing through here.

The servants took out two boxes of gifts from the carriage, and Changping's carriage continued to drive towards the Yun Clan's manor.

Most of the people who came today were officers, and she was not easy to mix in as an eldest princess.

However, even so, Li Kang's two elder brothers were too excited to speak, and they all urged his younger brother not to forget the eldest princess's generous gift.

Li Dang was a little unimpressed, he was used to seeing Changping, he no longer had any fear of Changping, according to his calculations, as a junior recognized by Changping, even if he did something wrong, Changping would punish him at most, and there would definitely be no greater danger.

The biggest climax of congratulating the Li family on their housewarming was that after the arrival of Da Changqiu, the dead eunuch glanced at the Li family's guests with compassion.

As a result, even the child forgot to cry.

It wasn't until Da Changqiu said good things to congratulate Li Dang on his housewarming and left a small box that everyone woke up from the shock.

Li Kang's two brothers stared at his brother who came out of the house with almost nothing and nothing with incredible eyes!

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