Chapter 255: That's it
As she spoke, the bag of popping candy in Jin Lian's hand had been eaten, and she had already drunk the coke when she heard it. Jin Lian hiccuped again. A misty and satisfied smile appeared on his face.
Wu Zhi hurriedly walked in front of her and blocked her, so that everyone in the audience could see her floating and intoxicated appearance.
"It's unbelievable, it's terrible, you little rabbit cubs, you dare to burp while eating, it's really not like words, it's not like words, it's not like words, it's rebellious, it's rebellious......"
Someone in the audience began to point at the children in pain. Because, in the eyes of these people who have always followed the rules and conformists, burping at a meal is tantamount to a kind of scolding, so they will get annoyed and start scolding......
It is necessary to defend the obsolete values and be the spokesmen of the dross......
As the so-called human words are terrible, their mouths are a human disaster and shackles!
Eating a meal, burping, stretching a lazy waist is a manifestation of satisfaction, but also a natural reaction, a kind of gratitude taught to us by God, and a kind of happiness given to us by food.
Wu Zhi was too lazy to bird them, so he clapped his hands directly and said loudly: "Everyone, after eating and drinking, today's song ordering time has begun, please enjoy the song and enjoy the new day!" ”
Jin Lian pulled Wu Zhi to the side: "Hey, wait, I'm not okay, you can help me top ...... first"
"What?" Wu Zhi looked back and smiled, it turned out that Jin Lian was hiding behind the pillar, and he hit the spirit violently, his body trembled, but he was holding an empty Coke bottle in his hand and looked at the words on it!
"What, haven't you drunk it yet?"
"Well, I'd like to try it again......"
"It's cold on this snowy day, and it's not good to drink too much......"
"I'll tell you the truth, this thing works wonders......"
"What's the miracle effect?"
"I was still lazy just now, I didn't have much energy, I really wanted to go into the house to sleep again, but as soon as I drank it, I couldn't help but want to stretch my waist, and after stretching my waist, I felt comfortable all over my body, and I was no longer sleepy, so I wanted to drink another bottle, otherwise, when I was singing, I was afraid that I would be in a bad state......"
"Well, then I'll teach you a way, you don't need to drink ice, you go get a kettle, pour the coke into the kettle, put it on the fire and boil it before drinking, so that it will taste warm and your throat won't feel itchy......"
Before Jin Lian could finish listening to her words, she strode away and took the kettle.
At this time, many adults and children in the hall had quarrels, and some of the conversations were like this:
"Hun boy, put down the Coke quickly, on such a cold day, be careful to drink it and spoil your stomach......"
"Dad, you're so bad, you robbed me of Coke, you want to drink, drink your own bottle!"
"Stinky boy, I'm for your good!"
"Good for me? Then you can return my Coke......"
There are also dialogues that go like this:
"Muddy boy, put down this cold coke, this is colder than well water, be careful to drink it and spoil your stomach......"
"Boom-"
"Stinky boy, you!"
"Goo-dong, goo-dong-"
"Hey, stinky boy, you just drank your bottle, why did you rob me?"
"Goo-dong, goo-dong-"
"Hey, leave me a bite!"
Wu Zhi laughed happily. It seems that his own method has worked. The adults saw the children drinking happily, and saw that there was a golden lotus taking the lead in testing the water and drinking comfortably, their curiosity had already overcome their fear, so the treatment of Coke changed in an instant, from the previous sent to their table to be snubbed, to now the adults and children two gangs of people are snatching each other, the rhythm has changed dramatically, everyone wants to be "cool and crooked"......
Wu Zhi then shouted to everyone: "Everyone, do you want to drink warm cola?" ”
The crowd responded: "I only know that there is warm wine, but I don't know that there can also be warm cola?" ”
"The wine can be warm, and of course the cola can also be warm, but after the cola is warm, the taste is a little lost, and it will not be so rushed, but there is also a little benefit, that is, in this big winter, it is not easy to get caught in the wind and cold."
"Good good ......"
The crowd applauded.
Wu Zhi took the time to go to the warehouse of his parents, bought an extra kettle, and bought a large bottle of Coke with a 2.5L bottle, poured it into the kettle, put it on the gas stove, and began to heat it.
In order to prepare for yesterday's dinner, Wuzhi's cooking utensils are basically ready, and there is no shortage of gas stoves, noodle stoves, pots and pans.
A kettle and a thermos were also available.
At this moment, Wu Zhi had an idea, and a new business was about to be launched!
Taking advantage of everyone's waiting, and seeing that Jin Lian obviously had no intention of singing at the moment and just wanted to wait for Coke to unveil the pot, Wu Zhixin said, okay, okay, what you said, let me help you top it, then I'll top it for you, and said:
"Eat and drink well, and happiness is paramount. Come gods and folks, today before the start of the song ordering session, while waiting for the time when Coke is warm, I will present you with a good song, and at the same time play a role in throwing bricks, the name of this song is called - happiness first!! ”
"Tigers, please!" Wu Zhi motioned to the three little tigers and asked them to jump on the high platform as well. Yesterday, Wu Zhi rehearsed the song to be sung by them today, and now he is interested, and he can just be high with them.
When everyone heard that Wu Zhi was going to sing, their eyes widened with curiosity, and they didn't know what he would sing.
And Jin Lian also watched the stove with warm and expectant eyes. "Cool crooked?"
"That's right, it's the feeling of being so cool that I fly, I can't help but want to twist and twist, and I'm happy to stagger......"
"That's right."
"Yes, that's right."
"Goose—"
Chi –
Wu Zhi opened a bottle of Coke, shook violently, and released the monster named Happy, making it angry, spraying X in every direction in the Heavenly King Hall, and bursting out with a cheerful and exciting sound, and then, take a big sip, and kill the remaining half of the monster, and then, the hand tiger showed that the empty Coke can was used as a microphone, with three little tigers, proud, and began to dance awkwardly and self-hilarious mode, singing and dancing.
"The stars that never night began my journey
The wind is on my right shoulder, and the moon is on the other side
Night and day I don't want to be trapped inside
A person is very leisurely and can't control his heart
I go wherever I want, and I feel chaotic and have self-esteem
The good and the bad are not afraid of strangers when they have love
No matter how high the sky is, my happiness is supreme
Hey, hey, hey
Just be happy
Hey, hey, hey
No matter how loud the wind is, it can't hide my deep feelings
The cities I passed through had good people who warmed me cold
No matter how high the sky is, my happiness is supreme
Hey, hey, hey
As long as it's happy
Hey, hey, hey
Love is loud and affectionate, and only then does it know how to measure
Climb mountains just to find
The person who thinks about it the most
……
Maybe smart people are a little less talented
No matter how hard it is, I'm serious about it
At least I will admit that love needs to wait
Crying and laughing is just a process......"
(End of chapter)