Facing a group of beauties in front of him, Chen Zheng's wine immediately woke up and exclaimed, "Who are you?" ”

Those beauties of Chu State twisted forward and laughed one after another: "Oh, son, why are you still embarrassed?" We've been around you for a long time, and you three can really talk and drink! ”

Chen Zheng was surprised: "What? Are you from the neighborhood? ”

The beauties are also happy: "We are Tong Suo's undeceived and genuine people nearby, and the people in the neighborhood that Childe said are probably just a beautiful woman avatar downloaded from the Internet, right?" ”

Another beauty walked up to the front and waved her hand: "It's not just an avatar, even the photos in the circle of friends are fake." ”

Another beautiful woman said: "Sisters don't know, right? There are a lot of beauties in the neighborhood who pretend to be old men, and what they say makes people feel goosebumps, and when you take the bait, they either let you send red envelopes, or let you invest in this and that, and in the end they don't cheat your money out! ”

Another one squeezed out from the back and said: "Even if the beautiful women in the neighborhood are real, I'm afraid they will trick the son-in-law of which family into the tavern, order a table of bear paws and some Louis 2918, and then jump into the well in the backyard and slip away, if you don't pay for it, a group of bear children will come out to have a real bear paw show." Right, Lu Gongzi? ”

Chen Zheng thought he was dreaming! Why are these beauties so clear about what will happen more than 2,000 years later?!

"If the girl who jumped into the well crawled out of the well with long hair and a white coat, she probably wouldn't have to pay." Chen Zheng followed the words of the beauties, and he was also happy and humorous.

It wasn't until the encirclement of the beauties became smaller and smaller that Chen Zheng realized the seriousness of the situation.

Chen Zheng recalled the scene where he pretended to be a mummy in the stable, and looked at these flower-like girls, how could there be such a magnificent adventure in life?!

"Everyone, be quiet and listen to me." Chen Zheng waved his arms and said: "Everyone is true about what they said, they are all from the earth, why are they in a hurry?!" As a young person, it's not terrible to have no money, what you are afraid of is going against your conscience for money, unless your conscience has long been eaten by dogs. As long as you hardwork, as long as you strive, as long as you don't give up easily, even if you are still in the darkness, please believe that the god of luck is watching you with a kind of heart that is working hard for happiness. Everything was arranged for the best. Maybe the current suffering is plugging in and accumulating energy for you in the future?! The deeper the foundation, the higher the house, and the stronger the roots, the longer the tree can live. Those who are obsessed, even if he lives in a bungalow and drives a luxury car now, even if he is infinitely better now, sooner or later, as soon as the wind blows, he will be swallowed by darkness and live with the demon forever! ”

The beauties of Chu Kingdom applauded thunderously: "Lu Gongzi is so right! It's a pity that some people can't hear it, and some people will take it as a deaf ear even if they hear it. Hey? Why does Lu Gongzi know so many words? ”

"Huh! Brother from the Internet. After Chen Zheng finished speaking, he suddenly pointed upwards: "Oops! You see, there's a bug on the roof. ”

Taking advantage of the fact that the beauties were looking up, Chen Zheng instantly flew out of the room and found Wei Wuji.

When he heard that these beauties were given to him by Chun Shenjun Huang Xie on behalf of the King of Chu, and they were the stunning beauties chosen by the Chu State, Chen Zheng's heart was like half sea water and half flames, and the sea water extinguished the flames for a while, and the flames dried up the sea water for a while.

Wei Wuji smiled: "I wanted to surprise the eldest brother tonight, but I didn't expect the eldest brother to run out." These beauties were given to the crown prince of Qin by the King of Chu and Chun Shenjun, but Huang Xie, who was unlucky, was sent directly to the prince's mansion, and as soon as Mrs. Huayang appeared, it fulfilled the good things of the eldest brother. Since the eldest brother is alone and has a good relationship with the King of Chu, let's laugh at it! ”

When Chen Zheng heard Mrs. Huayang, he was shocked, if he threaded the needle through Wei Wuji, wouldn't he be able to bypass Mrs. Huayang's sister's new group, avoid Mrs. Huayang's brother's independent group, and directly meet the head of the headquarters, and then commit suicide by caesarean section after apologetic!

When I think about it, I can't help it! Back then, Lü Buwei was a one-man trader, and if he pulled Wei Wuji in, the future prime minister of Qin might be replaced. It doesn't matter if he is not the prime minister of the Qin State, Yingzheng still needs Lu Buwei to cover it! Hey? This Lu Buwei also had an intersection with King Chu and Chun Shenjun, why is the situation so complicated?

Seeing that Wei Wuji looked like he was standing by and watching it, Chen Zheng returned to the beauties in frustration.

"Childe, what are you running? Are we not beautiful enough? If you say that the beauties of Chu are not beautiful enough, then you can only go to the river to fish for Xi Shi with stones tied to his body. ”

Chen Zheng thought to himself, I might as well hug a female terracotta warrior with a skeleton in my arms!

After some painful inner torment, Chen Zheng beat the demon of desire that emerged from the bottom of his heart half to death, threw it into the garbage can on the side of the road, and pushed the beauties out of the door.

A person, whenever you face your desires alone, you will see the angel and the devil in your heart fighting to the death, just like facing the six legs of the Huoyun Evil God and Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu in front of you, and you are the third party who can decide the outcome of the victory, the key is that you helped the angel in the end, or helped the devil. On both sides of the spectrum, one is heaven and the other is hell.

When the beauties outside the door no longer call, Chen Zheng is in the room with broken liver and intestines, and he wants to die without a knife!

Chen Zheng clutched his chest and hit the wall in the room, thinking of the girl who was far away in Wei, so he controlled the fire in his heart.

Throughout the night, Chen Zhengshi woke up from his sleep, and many blurry pictures appeared in front of him, and as soon as the sky was dark, he knocked on Wei Wuji's door.

Wei Wuji was also stunned when he saw Chen Zheng: "Why is Brother Lu's spirit so tired?" Could it be those sisters...? ”

"Brother Wuji, don't say it, you can make my brother and me miserable!"

"Big brother has always been worried that there are no beautiful women around him, why did people give away ten sisters for nothing, but the eldest brother said that I hurt you? Hey? What's going on in the eldest brother's head, why is it red? ”

"Hey! Fang accidentally hit the door frame. ”

When he learned that the ten beauties were pushed out last night, Wei Wuji was not only surprised, but also admired the determination of this big brother Lu.

Just after breakfast, Meng Fu appeared in the post house.

Wei Wuji proposed to go to the Prime Minister's Mansion with Chen Zheng, but was flatly refused.

Chen Zheng stored the "Tao Te Ching" in the room of the post house, and walked to the door of the unlucky old man's room, there was a faint snoring sound from inside, and it was inconvenient to disturb it, so he went out with Meng Fu.

After getting into the carriage, Chen Zheng looked through the window of the carriage at Meng Fu who was riding a war horse outside the car, but Meng Fu was still as cold as ice, and he looked like he was rejecting people thousands of miles away.

"General Meng, have we seen it anywhere in the past?"

“……”

"Who else is there in the Prime Minister's Mansion today besides Prime Minister Fan?"

“……”

After the two questions, Meng Wei didn't even twist his head, Chen Zheng thought to himself, could it be that Meng Wu in Hangu Pass was fake?

Envoys from various countries gathered early outside the Prime Minister's Mansion, regardless of whether the Prime Minister's Mansion is playing two-color ball or big lottery today, anyway, you don't have to spend money to wait at the door, it's better than gambling on luck and getting into the family's meal money!

As soon as Chen Zheng's carriage stopped outside the Prime Minister's Mansion, the guards hurriedly opened the door, looking like a distinguished guest.

The surrounding crowd suddenly pointed and discussed, who is this so face-saving, does he have to go in without a number?

When Chen Zheng and Meng Fu entered the Prime Minister's Mansion, there was a shout from the gate post behind them: "Prime Minister Fan has a distinguished guest today, let's disperse." Then came a loud grumble.

Originally, Chen Zheng was not very unfamiliar with the Prime Minister of Qin's mansion, but after listening to Wei Wuji's story, he thought that Fan Sui would not do anything to himself, and he was still calm when he first entered the door.

As a result, after the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion behind him closed with a "bang", Chen Zheng suddenly felt a trace of inexplicable panic.

entered the living room of the Prime Minister's Mansion, but saw that the main seat in the middle was empty, and Wang Ji and Zheng Anping were sitting on the ground with a sneer.

Meng Fu, who followed Chen Zheng into the living room, walked straight to the main seat and sat down, standing still like a statue.

"Oops! Isn't this Prime Minister Lu Dacheng! I haven't seen you for a few days, why has your hair changed? If you knew this, you might as well follow me to Xianyang, why bother to burrow into the ground like a mouse?! Wang Ji didn't look at Chen Zheng while talking, and looked at Zheng Anping opposite him with a proud face.

How do you know that Zheng Anping stood up, walked to Chen Zheng's side and looked left and right: "I said Wang Junshou, this is what you said about Prime Minister Lu Dacheng, why do I look like a lost dog?" You say he's a mouse, but I look like a dog. The surname Lu, you say, are you a mouse or a dog? Why don't you take a picture of yourself in a urine pool and open your mouth to see if you're a rat tooth? Or dogtooth! ”

Chen Zheng, who was standing in the middle of the hall, glanced at the silent Meng Fu, and then looked at the ugly faces of Wang Ji and Zheng Anping, and couldn't help but be angry: "You two dogs are barking here, is there no one to care about you and let you be so rampant?" See how long you can be proud?! ”

Zheng Anping smiled: "Hehe! The surname is Lu, your kid has a very hard mouth, but I'm afraid that when you pour wine for grandpa and me with a smiling face, grandpa won't bother to take care of you. Happy, if you open your mouth to learn a few dog barks, grandpa, I can listen to it comfortably, maybe I and Wang Junshou will help you say a few good words to Uncle Fan, and Uncle Fan will not remember the villain, spare you from death? ! ”

At this time, Chen Zheng understood that Fan Sui sent Meng Sui to get himself, but he didn't show up, obviously releasing Wang Ji and Zheng Anping, two vicious dogs, to embarrass himself, maybe Fan Sui was hiding in a corner to steal fun! It's too much of a deception!

"It seems that you are also completely controlled by the devil in your heart." Chen Zheng looked at Zheng Anping and suddenly said a sentence, as soon as the words came out, even Chen Zheng himself felt strange, how did the style of words change?

Wang Ji next to him was also stunned: "Prime Minister Lu Dacheng, not only do you talk nonsense, but you also talk strange things, and you were really taken into the ditch by Su Dai?" Otherwise, how could they be involved in the affairs of Qin and Zhao in a good manner, and they were like Su Qin and Zhang Yi possessing their bodies, and they went to Wei and South Korea to talk nonsense, which is really unbeknownst to the sky. A few days ago, you let your kid pick up a life in Hedong County, which is a cheap for you! ”

"Wang Junshou, what nonsense are our brothers talking about this kid, I don't think you need to wait for Uncle Fan to speak, I'll slaughter this kid first!" As he spoke, Zheng Anping drew his sword and put it on Chen Zheng's neck.

Chen Zheng has been frustrated since he came to the Warring States, and at this time he was extremely disgusted with the two people in front of him, how could he still be afraid, and said with a cold smile: "Zheng Anping, it's not that I underestimate you, I don't believe you can kill me." Come on, come on, slash here! Have you ever cut someone? Do you need me to teach you? ”

Zheng Anping looked at Chen Zheng, who was not afraid, leaning towards him with his neck crossed, which was also completely unexpected, he panicked for a while, took a few steps back and said in a trembling voice: "You, you, don't come here, you, you come over again, I really, really cut it." ”

At the moment when Zheng Anping drew his sword, Meng Fu's eyelids twitched, and when he saw Chen Zheng's storming field suppressing Zheng Anping, a subtle smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, that is, after a second, he returned to the state of wood carving.

"Humph! Killing you here also stained Uncle Fan's Prime Minister's Mansion. You kid dare to make Uncle Fan unhappy, grandpa, I will kill your dog sooner or later! Zheng Anping actually put the sword back.

At the moment when Zheng Anping's bronze sword was unsheathed, Wang Ji and Zheng Anping's aura turned from strong to weak, but Chen Zheng's aura turned from weak to strong.

Chen Zheng seized this fleeting moment, countless steel-armored tanks appeared on the horizon, with the deafening roar of the tracks, the tank army overwhelmingly rushed forward, the cannon loader in the tank quickly loaded the shells, and the cross coordinates of the periscope all locked on the target in front: Zheng Anping.

The intercom system in all tanks emits the same sound: this is not a drill, again, this is not a drill, aim at enemy targets, fire intensively with live ammunition, put!

"Zheng Anping! Since I entered the Prime Minister's Mansion, you are shouting here, what other skills do you have besides the bluffing fox and fake tiger might? Now that you are the general of this Qin State, what military achievements have you made? The soldiers of the Qin State relied on the real swords and guns on the battlefield, risking their lives in exchange for the title, you rely on the big tree of Fan Sui to sit here and enjoy its success, what face do you have to be this general? You were originally the gatekeeper of the Prime Minister of Wei, but now your Prime Minister Wei Qi was forced to death by Fan Sui, and you are still here with an affectionate Uncle Fan, what kind of face do you have to live in the world? There is a saying that I might as well tell you that the noisiest person in the room is often the weakest person. Like you, when you see a useful person, you will smile and flatter, and when you see a useless person, you will open your teeth and claws, sneer, cling to the powerful and shameless, and you are not afraid of the day when the tree behind you falls and kills you, let alone that the person who is scolded by you as a dog today will not even know where to lose his life in the future. Hahahaha! In this world, the reincarnation of heaven and the impermanence of the world, how can an ant on the earth like you know it? I'm afraid that you will get carried away when you pick up a sesame seed, how can you know that your little life is not worth lifting your feet in the eyes of others?! Hahahaha! ”

Zheng Anping staggered back a few steps to Chen Zheng's laughter and almost sat on the ground. Wang Ji looked at Zheng Anping, who was blurred in flesh and blood, and sat there with a red face.

Meng Wei looked directly at Chen Zheng with his eyes slightly open, and there seemed to be a trace of incomprehension in his eyes.

At this moment, a person flashed out of it and walked to the position of the main seat while high-five. "Brother Lu, Anping is your opponent, you can only blame him for not being able to do anything. It's just that the fallen tree you are talking about, how can I sound like a mere reference? Could it be that I'm talking about Fan? And your sentence: the noisiest person in the room is often the weakest person. Where does this sentence come from? ”

Chen Zheng saw that Fan Sui finally appeared on the stage, and he was not surprised in his heart, so he smiled and said, "How dare I allude to Brother Fan!" As for the origin of that sentence, you don't know it. ”

"Oh? Brother Lu might as well talk about it. ”

"Huh! How can I tell you? This statement can be said to be said either by Frank Lucas or by Denzel Washington. "American Gangsters", haven't you seen it? ”

"Why is the name so strange? What do these two people do? ”

"What two people, one person, he's my good buddy in the Western Regions. As for what he does, he is a car for others. By the way, he also has a nickname, the avenger, who once slashed and killed all the way in order to send a book, and he was always fierce. ”