Chapter 88: The Rouge Tiger in the Female Middle School
Soon, some people finished eating noodles, so they turned over the table, and the people who stayed in the company were all looking at Bu Zhidao and Sister Li Gui, and Bu Zhidao's bowl of noodles was almost eaten, and when they saw everyone looking at him, they were proud, so they slapped the table and shouted to call Li Zhong to come over and say:
"You guy, I can't eat enough, call a flower girl to come and sing ......" - note 1
"Master, this is a noodle restaurant, there is no flower girl......" Li Zhong said with a smile.
"No flower girl? That's not it! Bu Zhidao pointed to the golden lotus in front of the hall with his hand.
After Mr. Tie got up and gave up his seat just now, Jin Lian gave up her chair to Mr. Tie and asked him to sit down, while she stood aside on the high ground.
At this moment, Mr. Tie finished eating, and Jin Lian was about to take over the celadon sea bowl for him!
"I'm sorry guest officer, that's the lady in the main room of our shopkeeper, not a flower girl! If you're looking for something to sing, look elsewhere! β
Li Zhong's face was displeased, although he was patient, but he was really unkind to say this, and the implication was obvious, that was the lady of Wu Dazheng's room, and it was not comparable to a prodigal child like you, so I persuaded you to respect yourself!
"Not singing?" Bu Zhidao took a real gold fan and patted it in his hand, pointing and pointing: "It's not singing, why is it grease and powder every day, and it is eyebrow painting, dressed up like Qiao, and a woman doesn't know the rules, she doesn't sit on the ground, but she sits high on the bed, and exposes a pair of golden lotuses in front of people. βnote 2
"Brother Wu and Sixth Sister Pan are not that kind of people!" Li Zhong was furious.
"Brother Wu? What bullshit Brother Wu? Look at you are ten years old and eight years old than that Wuda, it is really a vain life, I don't know what kind of luck this Wuda has taken, and by chance I married such a delicate and prodigal little lady, she is a watery child, it is already a public case, everyone in Qingbei Town knows it, how can he make Wuda happy alone! Don't pretend, don't pretend, sing fast! β
"Brother Wu......" As soon as Li Zhong turned around, Wu Zhi was already behind him.
Sister Li Gui saw Wu Zhi, and also smiled and helped: "That's it, my brother is willing to step on your cheap land, he is already looking down on you, don't fake it anymore, hurry up and clean up your face, call her over and sing a few songs, and make him happy......"
"Fart!"
Wu Zhi was about to speak, Jin Lian had already jumped down from the high ground first, hurried over in a few steps, and stood in front of Wu Zhi like Sister Li Gui just now, threw the sea bowl in his hand to the ground, crossed his hands on his waist, and scolded Bu Zhidao and Li Guijie:
"A second-rate son, a small cousin, but a pair of bastards, two mourning dogs, just rely on you and other goods, if you have any words to say elsewhere, dare to bully the old lady! I'm a man without a headscarf, a tinkling mother-in-law! He also has a strong fist and a horse on his arm, it's not that you wait for such a bad pig and dog! Even if the old lady is water-based, she is only water-based in this house, and she can't help you, the green king, are red-eyed! You don't talk nonsense, and every word will fall! Drop a brick and hit the ground one by one! β
Jin Lian's murder not only frightened Bu Zhidao, but even Wu Zhi and Li Zhong were shocked. Wu Zhi was angry, and he was about to hit someone, but what he didn't expect was that when he heard Jin Lian's words, and looked at her impulse, the fire in his heart was suppressed by her spicy energy, and he was not angry all of a sudden, and he applauded Jin Lian in his heart.
It's really a female middle school rouge tiger!
Well done!
scolded so well - because Nabu Zhidao happened to have a green scarf around his neck, and it was given by Sister Li Gui......
"You, what are you yelling at?!!!" Bu Zhidao couldn't hang his face, stretched his neck and roared to himself: "If you are really dignified, why are you dressed in colorful clothes, still sitting and lying on the bed in front of people, revealing your little feet?" β
"I sit and lie on the bed, it is the benevolence and righteousness of my family, even if he allows me to do this, even if I make trouble in the government, the uncle sitting in the hall can't find a reason...... Is it, official? Jin Lian spoke like a machine gun, looking back at Wu Zhi.
"Yes." Wu Zhi replied with a smile.
"What are you fierce, my brother is right, are you singing, what does it matter to us? Everyone listened to me, don't you hear the ancients, the fence dog can't enter, it's ridiculous that this Wuda is a fool, he has no background, what does this Xiao Pan want to do, and he can help him? I'm afraid that I can only open one eye and close one eye, and only laugh and push the ...... in my sleep."
"Do you dare to laugh at my husband's origin? It's really not long-sighted, even the Monkey King only came out of the crack in the stone, not standing up to the sky, I ask you, what are you this Green King Ba, talking for him and biting for him, is it his wife or some mess? It's a brother and a big official, what kind of brother is he, and what kind of big official is he? Is it a sibling of a sibling, or a brother and sister who have been separated for many years? I am a cousin, and I shamelessly came out to sing, it is really shameless, the old lady has no big officials, small officials, only the husband is a famous martial artist, since marrying him, a real ant does not dare to enter this house, what fence is not strong and dogs can get in? I don't see anything else, but I see you two shameless dogs popping up......"
Jin Lian said Bu Zhidao and Sister Li Gui in a pair of two words, only out of breath, without a sound, the two of them instantly turned purple, you look at me, I look at you, they are all enemies of Jin Lian......
Bu Zhidao stammered for a long time, and could only attack Jin Lian's feet: "You, you are a bad woman, you don't look like you have wrapped your feet, you are obviously an inferior person who doesn't know how to lift up and don't know how to educate......"
"Humph!"
Jin Lian sneered, but she didn't care about this pair anymore, turned around and looked at Wu Zhi again, and then walked straight over and asked Zhao Qi's old lady: "Old man, what's wrong with your feet, why can't you walk?" β
Zhao Qi's old lady's surname was Li, and Li replied: "Girl, you don't know, my legs, I have been bound since I was a child, my father and mother said, wrapped a good pair of little feet, can find a good family in the future, as a result, this wrap, is a lifetime, now I can't walk, just like the footless crab, can't take care of myself......" - Note 3
Note 1: Hua Niang, one of the other names of the chicken girl.
Note 2: To hand over the bed is to hand over the chair. Since there was no concept of chairs before the Tang and Song dynasties, people sat on the ground, and later this custom spread to Japan and has been followed by the Japanese...... Until the Song Dynasty, there was a chair, and for a period of time, people used to call the chair a bed. And at this time, people's customs are both those who sit on chairs, and those who still sit on the ground, so sitting on top of a chair like Jin Lian will also be recognized by some as immoral.
Note 3: Footless crabs, this is a kind of self-irony, and women in the era of footbinding mostly compared themselves to "footless crabs".