Chapter 100 The most effective agent for inducing vomiting

After concluding that the garden that Zhao Yun made his family proud of would become a wasteland within a year, Tie Xinyuan's mood was much better.

originally wanted to go back early, but was caught by Tangtang and didn't let go, so she had to accompany her to eat all kinds of fruits from Zhao Yunrang's house.

"These grapes were put into the ice cellar by their family in August, and they are only taken out at this time, and there is not a good one left in a hundred, you count and see, you just ate a hundred and ten alone, if it is in August, you will eat at least a dozen catties."

Tie Xinyuan stuffed pomegranate seeds into his mouth, and kept counting the sugar and sugar of grapes that he couldn't swallow but still desperately continued to eat, this child didn't know that he was hungry at all.

'My stomach hurts!'

Tangtang finally got his wish and broke his stomach, his little face turned pale, and beads of sweat the size of soybeans crackled down, so frightened that Tie Xinyuan opened his mouth and howled.

Su Mei was talking happily with Liu Sanbian, when he suddenly heard Tie Xinyuan's howl like killing a pig, he was shocked, and hurriedly walked to Tie Xinyuan's side, wanting to see what happened to that leather monkey.

The first one to rush over was Zhao Zongpu, seeing that Tie Xinyuan was holding the crumbling sugar candy on his back, he quickly picked up the sugar candy and put it on the brocade couch, and when he turned around, he told the maid to hurry up and find the doctor.

Su Mei carried Tie Xinyuan and said angrily: "How can something happen wherever you go?" What did you do with that chubby little girl? ”

Tie Xinyuan's anger was even more suppressed and he shouted: "You said she was a chubby little girl, what can I do to her?" ”

Su Mei saw that Wang Jin, the ninth lady of the Wang family, was so frightened that tears came out, and she only knew that she was holding Tangtang and asked her where she was uncomfortable, but she didn't have the slightest idea.

Liu Yong also walked over with a wine glass when he heard the sound, opened Tangtang's closed eyes to take a look, grabbed Tangtang's wrist and touched his pulse and said, "If you have accumulated food, just spit it out." ”

After speaking, he was about to use his dirty paws to dig out Candy's throat, and Sugar Candy looked at Liu Yong's hand and closed her mouth tightly. This girl is the same as Tie Xinyuan, although it is delicious, she has the problem of liking cleanliness, and now she knows that Liu Yong is helping her to treat her illness, but she is still unwilling to take Liu Yong's dirty paws in her mouth.

The doctor of the palace came, went through the procedures that Liu Yong had gone through, and arched his hand towards Zhao Zongpu: "But as Mr. Liu said, the little lady has eaten too much fruit and has a cold attack, which can be cured by just inducing vomiting." The old man went to prepare an emetic drug. "What is an emetic drug?" Even though she was in great pain, she still didn't forget to ask what she was going to pour into her stomach.

Tie Xinyuan said expressionlessly: "Golden juice! ‘

"What is the golden juice?"

'Dung water!'

As soon as the word Tiexinyuan fecal water came out, Tangtang's face turned pale, his chest bulged and then he vomited wildly! ‘

She vomited out all the things she had just eaten......

When Tangtang began to spray water out of his mouth and nose, the doctor grabbed Tangtang's wrist and checked his pulse, and then smiled: "Just vomit twice." ”

Liu Yong pointed at Tie Xinyuan with the goose feather fan in his hand and said: "Since this little brother can use words to make emetic medicine, he is unique, and it is a medicine that is poisonous." Don't let this little lady drink medicine anymore, and bother the little brother to induce her to vomit again. ”

Su Mei's eyebrows furrowed and he was about to speak, but he was stopped by Tie Xinyuan, he looked at Liu Yongdao and said, "Your Majesty used you as an example to warn me, you may know, right?" ”

Liu Yong smiled and nodded, "Indeed." At the beginning, Liu Yong was also a cold window for ten years, and the iron inkstone was worn through before he was admitted to the Jinshi, who would have thought that a sentence of "endure the floating name and replace the floating name with a shallow low singing" would ruin a good future, and this matter fell on whose head. It's not going to be easy.

I originally thought that as long as I endured it for a few years, His Majesty might forget about it, but I didn't expect it. As soon as you, the prodigy of "Yong Frog", were born, His Majesty took me as an example that could not be learned, and Liu Yong had no hope of entering the profession in this life. ”

Tie Xinyuan smiled: "So you look down on those useful knowledge? ”

Liu Yong said with a smile: "Zhao Pu said that half of the Analects can govern the world, but I don't believe it, even the first emperor's "Persuasion Poems" may not be right, since the little young brother has personally received the guidance of His Majesty, you might as well continue to use words as a medicine stone, so that this little lady can empty her stomach and intestines as soon as possible and heal as soon as possible." ”

Su Mei interjected: "Mr. is a strange person, why should it be difficult for a child, Zang is not good in ancient and modern times, but it was Mr. who was too frivolous at the beginning, and the fame that others dream of, but you just want to change it to a low chant and singing, which is the biggest disrespect to the royal family."

Since the beginning of the imperial dynasty, the acquisition of scholars has been the most fundamental priority of the empire, and both the virtuous and the deaf king have hoped that their chosen courtiers will be proud of it.

Sir is so contemptuous of the ceremony, Your Majesty has only erased your fame, but given you the life you want, which is already a great mercy.

So there is one less official in the court, but there is one more strange person in the people, and Mr. naturally knows between gains and losses.

If Mr. is still obsessed with his career, and he is reluctant to give up the gentle taste in the green building, he will inevitably be suspected of duplicity. ”

Liu Yong is not a open-minded person, and after listening to Su Mei's words, he arched his hand and said: "What Mrs. Su said is very true, Liu Yong is frivolous, even if he becomes an official, he can't pass the level of the Qing Officials, and the old man still continues to sing in the Qinglou." ”

After speaking, he bowed to Zhao Zongpu and said: "The son of the world wants to stand up for Liu Yong, Liu Yong is grateful, but the fame and I are just a mirror, today the three words have been exhausted, please Rong Liuyong farewell, a drunken may be able to relieve the guilt of his parents and family." ”

Zhao Zongpu said with a smile: "Why should Mr. be so discouraged, thinking that Your Majesty is just a momentary anger, Mr. Hate does not know how to cherish this rare way to ascend to the sky, these years are just a little punishment, given that once Your Majesty's anger dissipates in time, he will definitely give Mr. a way out." ”

Liu Yong tried his best to straighten his back, which was already a little rickety, and looked at the half-withered lotus in the pond and said sadly: "The old man has lived in Beijing for more than ten years, and the evergreen lotus in this lotus pond has also been watched for six years.

If you don't go back, I'm afraid you're going to die of old age, if you go now, when you return to Wuyi Mountain, it's the season of rice flowers, and you can still eat a new rice ......"

Tie Xinyuan tried hard to help Tangtang knock on the back, this little woman was hurt by her greed just now, and finally stopped vomiting, her round face was pale, and it seemed to be a little smaller.

"Remember the last time we saw the two beggars in front of my shop on the last Yuan Festival?" Tie Xinyuan saw that everyone was immersed in the desolate atmosphere created by Liu Yong and couldn't extricate himself, and was a little annoyed with this group of people, what about a sick person here, why did he run to sympathize with the dead old man one by one?

So, I had to continue to talk and induce vomiting.

"I saw the two of them holding the spittoon and grabbing something, and asked you what they were robbing and you didn't tell me, now do you want to say?"

"Yes, you're sick today, I'll tell you about it to make you happy."

Sugar Candy barely showed a smile and said, "I will never call you Skin Monkey again, and you are not allowed to call me a fat girl." ”

Tie Xinyuan smiled: "That's nature. ”

Sugar Candy sat up and urged, Then tell me quickly, I have long wanted to know what those two beggars are doing, and why my aunt is so sad after seeing it in the past. “

"Those two beggars are actually grabbing something to eat."

"They put food in a spittoon?" Tangtang's face suddenly turned a little whiter.

"No, it's something that a diner who just ate pork at my house spit on......"

'Gross!' Sugar Candy started to feel nauseous again.

"One of the beggars was always biting on a piece of shiny thing, while the other was devouring it, and I thought they had fallen into this state of eating vomit enough, so I wanted to send them a pair of chopsticks, so that it might be quicker.

Who knows......"

Tangtang insisted on spitting out a mouthful of water and said, "What the hell is wrong?" ”

Tie Xinyuan sighed and said, "When I got closer, I found that the beggar was eating a thick phlegm ......."

"Vomit" water suddenly squirted out of Tangtang's mouth and nose......

"Vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit......"

Those noble girls who were originally accompanying Liu Yong's sadness, they could still endure it when they overheard such a tragic story just now, and they all vomited wildly, even the strongest Zhao Zongpu and Liu Yong, their faces were also blue.

Tie Xinyuan pointed to what Tangtang had vomited in the spittoon just now and whispered, "What they ate is similar to what they ate in the spittoon today......"

Zhao Zongpu only had time to turn his head, and a mouthful of dirt flew into the lotus pond, and Liu Yong had already vomited and began to convulse.

The scene was a mess, and the sour smell of vomit was everywhere, so ......

At noon, it was impossible to hold this banquet with a small story of Tie Xinyuan, so Su Mei, who had changed into clothes, sat in a carriage and drove to the alley with Tie Xinyuan as if nothing had happened.

Zhao Zongshi didn't know where to get out, he held his hand on the woman who still had a trace of saliva on the corner of his mouth, glanced at the messy scene indifferently and smiled: "Very good boy, a joke ruined the second brother's banquet." ”

The woman looked at Zhao Zongshi, who was walking through the dirt all over the ground, and said, "Why didn't you vomit?" ”

Zhao Zongshi smiled: "I've seen facts that are even more disgusting than this story before......"

The woman finally cleaned her stomach and looked at Zhao Zongshi in surprise and said, "Is there anything more disgusting than this?" ”

Zhao Zongshi smiled: "Yes, I have indeed seen a lot of things that are more disgusting than this, matchmaker, get ready, maybe in the near future, you will also see ......" (to be continued.) )