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Xue Liujia was indignant, this should have been a perfect day: lead the troops into the Eastern Capital, take the palace for himself - this was a dream he only dared to have when he slept alone, but now it has become a reality - and then feast all the generals, wanton and happy, while everyone is happy, expose the true face of the King of Jin, kill him to establish authority, and wait for everyone to tremble with fright, and then call in the queen mother and the palace maid, reward on the spot, and everyone rejoices together......

In the later scenes, he only continued to dream, because of the intervention of King Wu, he didn't even kill the King of Jin, and the banquet broke up unhappily.

"They're teaming up, they're teaming up against me." Xue Liujia gritted his teeth and whispered to himself, not noticing that his wife and brother Xiao Liuzi walked in.

"Brother-in-law, what are you muttering?"

Xue Liujia was about to hit with a stick, but Xiao Liuzi hurriedly took two steps back, "Don't worry, King Zu, I made a slip of the tongue." ”

"What are you doing here?" Xue Liujia was still sitting on the uncomfortable throne, and the hall was cleaned up a little, and there was still a strong strange smell, which was the smell of liquor mixed with filth, he was used to it, but the latecomer wrinkled his nose.

"The big guy wants to ask, when will we divide the things, we have already entered the palace, what are you waiting for? Let's grab it, at least let everyone grab a palace maid, hehe......"

"Phew, you're so shallow? We...... No, the entire palace is mine, and when I give an order, all the women in the palace have to come obediently, and they still need to rob it? ”

"Yes, yes, that's what I said, I'm used to it. Ancestor King, when will you let them come? Everyone is waiting a little anxiously. ”

"I'm not in a hurry, what are you anxious about? If you want to be rewarded, do the right thing first, what is the movement of the kings? ”

Xiao Liuzi scratched his head, "I'll ask you." Then he turned around and ran out of the main hall.

The hall was too empty, there were several charcoal plates lit around the throne, Xue Liujia still felt cold, wrapped his robe tightly, and repeatedly recalled every move of the kings at the banquet, figuring out how determined the King of Jin was, what role King Wu played in it, what idea King Ning was playing, who King Liang was, and how credible the words of King Shu were......

Another general came in and arched his hand: "Second uncle......"

"Huh?"

"Uh...... The ancestral king is the ancestral king. The general repeated it several times to strengthen his memory, and then said, "We can't leave the city now." ”

"What do you mean?"

"King Ning, they sent people to guard the city gate, and no one was allowed to enter or leave."

"My nephew is 'anyone' too?"

The general spread his hands, "Yes, I said the same thing, but they refused to open the city gate, I originally wanted to beat them, but I was pulled away by Lao Jiu, otherwise, I would have gone out a long time ago and brought the family outside into the city." ”

Xue Liujia didn't care if he could welcome his family into the city, but the city gate was impassable, which made him suddenly vigilant, and a series of curses came out of his mouth, "Everyone else has loyal ministers to assist, why don't I have one?" ”

"Yes, we are all loyal ministers, and we are our own relatives, to the second uncle...... Loyal to the ancestral king. ”

Xue Liujia didn't deliberately promote relatives and friends, but after several cleanings, before he knew it, only these people were left, Xue Liujia was very annoyed, and became more and more indignant at the unreliability of people with foreign surnames, "Loyal fart, no one has a little heart, when you enter the city, you just want to enter the palace with me, why doesn't anyone go to seize the city gate?" Now it's okay, I'm blocked, and I'm going to close the door and beat the dog. ”

The general just laughed, and the more Xue Liujia looked at it, the more angry he became, "Why are you stunned, go to other city gates to take a look, and when you go to Ganzhao's side, just say that I sent you out of the city." ”

"I'll try." The general hurried out.

Xue Liujia felt more and more cold, and muttered: "Lao Tzu is careless for a while, he won't capsize in the gutter......" He raised his head and pleaded with the thirty-three day master: "The Buddha must bless the disciple......"

Xue Liujia left the throne and knelt down to the sky and said: "Disciple Xue Liujia, beg the Buddha to bless me, if I can get rid of the kings and monopolize the eastern capital, and even do ninety-nine eighty-one days of rituals, I will not burn paper money and paper things, I will give you real people, real horses, real money, and ...... for your old man."

"Brother-in-law, are you chatting with the Buddha again?" Xiao Liuzi came again, without the slightest sound of footsteps.

Xue Liujia was furious, got up and walked down the steps, stretched out his hand and pinched his wife's and brother's left ear, "Can't you understand some rules?" frightened Lao Tzu in shock. ”

"The ancestral king spares his life." Xiao Liuzi let out an exaggerated scream, this trick usually works, Xue Liujia slapped his wife and brother twice on the head, and let go of his hand.

"Ancestor King, what's the matter? It's still sullen to live in the palace. ”

"Am I happy? The kings guarded the gates of the city and did not let our people enter or leave, which was clearly anti-motivated. ”

Xiao Liuzi's eyes lit up, "Not only that, I heard that the armies of the kings are all moving towards Xicheng. ”

"Xicheng? Isn't that the direction to be guarded? ”

"Xicheng is guarded by Gan Zhao and Xu Ji, I don't know who the kings' armies are going to."

"Stupid, who else could it be? It must be Xu Ji, who stood up to speak for King Jin at the banquet, and was considered a person. Phew, just a hairy boy, dare to fight me? ”

"Does King Zu really want to marry his niece to Xu Ji?" Xiao Liuzi still remembers the words at the banquet.

Xue Liujia looked at his wife and brother with a look of surprise and disgust, "You are really stupid...... Forget it, stupid people are obedient, and it's a benefit. ”

"I am obedient, the most obedient." Xiao Liuzi said with a smile, "And I and the ancestral king are 'six or six great shuns', and we are invincible." ”

Among the ten numbers, only the "little six sons" are called smooth, and the other numbers are not worthy of "sons" with "small", and the wife and brother are not six, and they are used to being called by the family, so they can't change it, Xue Liujia hated that someone had the same name as himself at the beginning, and because of the color of "Six Six Shun", he agreed to his wife and brother to continue to use the old name.

"Well, Dashun, since the army of the kings has been transferred to the west, the north, east, and south sides will be empty, and you can take a thousand men to take down the two gates in the north for me."

Xiao Liuzi is a loyal minister, but not a fierce general, a reckless general, as soon as he heard that he was going to fight, he immediately shook his head, "Don't go, who knows if there is an ambush over there, the north is guarded by Ning Baoguan, even if he is alone, I don't dare to attack." ”

"Then go east and south." Xue Liujia said angrily.

Xiao Liuzi still shook his head, "Don't go, the cavalry of King Jin and King Liang are all one enemy and ten, King Zu has seen it with his own eyes, who am I their opponent?" Let the Ancestor send someone else. ”

Xue Liujia had many generals, and when they got together to drink, or fought in groups with more enemies and fewer enemies, they were all brave, and when it came to leading troops to fight, they all retreated, and no one dared to step forward.

Xue Liujia regretted a little that he had eliminated too many generals before, and if he left a few left, he would not be unavailable.

"There are still our people outside the city, all of them are called in, who are you afraid of?" Xiao Liuzi reminded.

"Phew, I didn't know anyone was out of the city? The question is whether it can get in? If you break in, you will annoy the kings, and we will be unlucky......" Xue Liujia suddenly had an idea in his heart, and he didn't regret that there was no one available under the tent, so he raised his head and said: "I have the protection of the Buddha, and I don't need those people with foreign surnames who have ghosts in their hearts." ”

"Yes, there is no need, only our Huang family is an exception, we are a family with the ancestral king."

"Well, family." Xue Liujia retracted his gaze and looked at his wife and brother with a smile.

Xiao Liuzi was stared at and said with a dry smile: "The ancestor has a clever plan? ”

"There's no idea, there's an idea. Go and show me something, and tomorrow I will marry ten princesses. ”

"Huh?"

"What, you don't agree?"

"No, no, I mean...... What about my sister? ”

"What's wrong with her? Your family name is Huang, she is an authentic yellow-faced woman, do you still want to occupy the position of the princess forever? In the past, I gave her three points, but now I am the co-lord of the world, I am in the palace, she is outside the city, there are several walls in between, and the kings guard the door, and she can't control me if she wants to. ”

"But...... Now is not the time. ”

"I said that the time is the time, go and do it immediately, gather the women in the palace, and I will personally try to do a beauty pageant later." The more Xue Liujia thought about it, the more proud he became.

"That...... Okay, can the ancestral king find someone else to handle it? If my sister knew about me......"

", it's all relatives, who do you let do it? The yellow-faced woman will also be lighter with you, and you are the most suitable to come out. Just go! ”

Xiao Liuzi had no choice but to turn around and walk out with a sigh.

"Wait." Xue Liujia had a new idea.

"The Ancestral King has changed his mind?" Xiao Liuzi said with a smile.

"I'm not going to marry ten, so much is useless."

"No, the ancestral king already has more than thirty women in the camp outside, not to mention that everyone hasn't shared the sweetness yet, but the ancestral king himself is ......."

"Shut up, it's not your turn to come to me. I don't marry ten, only one, you go out and inform everyone, tomorrow night, I will marry the queen mother, and I will make her the queen of the world, your sister is the princess, and when you see the queen, you must bow your head and bow down. ”

Xiao Liuzi was so shocked that his jaw was about to fall, "Brother-in-law, you forgot, the Queen Mother has long been favored by King Ning, and you also said that the wine banquet is their favorite wine." ”

"Who is the Queen Mother?"

"How do I know? I don't know her. ”

"Stupid, the Queen Mother is the wife of the Emperor of All Things, and the mother of the little emperor who fled on the run."

"Oh."

"The woman that the Emperor of All Things will marry must be as beautiful as a fairy, and she won't be too old to count, so it's no wonder that Ning Bao'er will be tempted. There is only one such woman in the world, who does not belong to me? Ning Bao'er is just one of the kings, how can she be worthy of the unique queen mother? ”

Xiao Liuzi opened his mouth and stammered, "What should I do if I anger King Ning?" ”

"What to do? I am a disciple of Maitreya Buddha, and I am still afraid of a mortal? You don't have to make a big deal of it, send someone to guard the queen mother's bedroom for me, and then invite all the kings and generals to come and drink my wedding wine together tomorrow night. The more people who know, the better, understand? ”

"Okay, what the ancestral king said, anyway, this is in the city, my sister won't know for a while, I'll keep it secret for the ancestral king......"

Xue Liujia stepped forward to give his wife and brother a mouthful, and said angrily, "Who told you to keep it secret?" Didn't you understand me? The more people who know, the better, Lao Tzu is going to celebrate with the whole world, and you can be used to keep it secret? ”

"Yes, yes, I see." Xiao Liuzi covered his cheeks, and there was also a sense of anger in his heart, and he secretly decided that he had to pass the news to his sister outside the city, and he had to let the "yellow-faced woman" take care of his brother-in-law.

Xiao Liuzi retreated, Xue Liujia returned to the throne, hugged the magic stick, felt less cold, and muttered: "Dead mother-in-law, you have been arrogant all your life, if you can't be arrogant this time, we will be blind as husband and wife." ”