Chapter 862: Zhang Fei Pickles Girl (Special)

Early the next morning, Liu Lan, who had finished practicing martial arts, went directly to the barracks and dragged Zhang Fei up, and the latter followed behind him and asked the lord repeatedly, where are we going early this morning?

"Go to the fair."

It was still early, and even the morning food had not passed, and the market still had the hustle and bustle of the past, not to mention how deserted, Liu Lan, who had turned around a few times and had no harvest, stopped in front of the widow's donkey butcher shop, looked at the banner of the donkey butcher's shop flying in the wind, and said: "After eating breakfast first, I will almost be able to do serious things." ”

Zhang Fei muttered: "What serious can I do so early!"

"What serious business can there be? Does it count as helping you marry Miss Xiahou, don't you want to? ”

Zhang Fei hurriedly said: "Yes, of course I want to." ”

Liu Lan said mysteriously: "Then don't ask anything, I'll talk to you later." ”

The two of them entered the donkey butcher shop before and after, but unfortunately there was no 'fire' here, only ordered a plate of donkey meat slices and a bowl of donkey broth, this Cai widow is extremely ingenious, compared to other restaurants The staple food is only rice, but Cai's widow's donkey butcher shop is selling a lot of money, for Liu Lan and Zhang Fei, the two authentic northern men, the rice these days can make them miserable, but fortunately, there is Cai's widow's donkey butcher shop, but there is also a place to improve the food, and it is for this reason that they often patronize the donkey butcher shop.

At the dinner table, Zhang Fei heard Liu Lan say that today's serious matter is related to his marriage to Xiahou Juan, and when he eats donkey meat again, it is inevitable that he will not know the taste, no matter how fragrant the donkey meat is, just a few bites of it, as long as he finds a free time, he will ask: "Lord, what are you going to do today?" ”

Liu Lan sandwiched a piece of donkey meat, put it in his mouth and chewed it carefully, and drank another mouthful of soup. Only then did he put down his chopsticks and looked at Zhang Fei. Seeing him staring at himself anxiously, he smiled and said, "Brother, I'll help you pick up girls today." ”

"Pickled girl?" It was the first time Zhang Fei had heard the word pickle girl. He looked at him inexplicably.

"Yes, pickle girl."

Seeing Zhang Fei's dazed face, Liu Lan thought for a while and said, "It can also be said to be chasing women." ”

"Chasing girls?" Zhang Fei seems to have understood, but he doesn't know what kind of chasing woman is.

Liu Lan said proudly: "Today I want to help you become an authentic golden-suited chasing girl." ”

"Chasing girls in gold?"

Zhang Fei didn't know what he said, and he heard what was in his mouth, and asked, "What is this going on?" ”

Liu Lan said with a smile: "Although I want to propose marriage for you, the premise is that you still need to work your own." ”

"My lord, what you said is so profound that I can't understand what you're saying."

Liu Lan smiled secretly: "Let's not say that my brother proposed marriage for you." Will her parents agree, that is, you, who said those words yesterday, I am very worried, are you on a whim for other girls or do you really like other girls, if it is a whim, I will not help you, if you really like her, then you will let her agree to marry you first. ”

"But this isn't a private life......" Zhang Fei hesitated. Said stupidly: "Lord, this is unreasonable, right? ”

"Doesn't make sense? Then what are Zhen Jiang and me? You idiot......" Liu Lan whispered in his ear: "No matter what happens today, you have to let her promise you personally." ”

Zhang Fei's heart immediately sank to the bottom, and he was anxious. "I'm afraid it's a bit difficult......"

Liu Lan took a bite of the flatbread, swallowed it and said, "Yugong knows that he moves mountains, right?" ”

"I don't know."

Let you usually read more books, you prefer to herd pigs. Looking at Zhang Fei scratching his head, sitting there hehe giggled. Liu Lan suddenly remembered the famous words of later generations in his heart, and smiled bitterly. After explaining to Zhang Fei the allusion of Yugong moving mountains, he said, "So." As long as you really like Miss Xiahou and are really willing to work hard, then she will definitely say it. ”

said and patted Zhang Fei and said, "As long as the kung fu is deep ......" the latter sentence was swallowed back, is it possible to tell Brother Fei the story of Lao Li again?

Zhang Fei's expression was firm, and he said, "Lord, you say, what should I do." ”

"This pickled girl must not be afraid of hardship, not afraid of difficulties, and she must be thick-skinned." He lowered his voice by three points and whispered, "If necessary, you must do everything." ”

Zhang Fei didn't want to be such a high-risk job, so he asked with some concern: "Lord, I still don't know how to do it?" ”

Liu Lan smiled weirdly, glanced at Zhang Fei and said, "Have you eaten well, this work is very physically demanding." ”

Zhang Fei hurriedly threw down the dishes and chopsticks, stood up and said, "Eat well, eat well, lord, teach me quickly." ”

Glancing at the already lively market, Liu Lan slowly got up and said, "I have three strategies for picking up girls, and I will definitely let you kill the Quartet." As he spoke, he put down enough food on the low machine, turned around and walked out of the hall, and said, "Let's go, let's go to the market first." ”

The two left the donkey meat stall and began to wander around the market aimlessly, at this time the market was full of traffic, people came and went, there was no depression when the two of them first came, and there were many merchants selling along the street, selling tea, selling rice, selling rouge, selling gouache, and so on, everything, as long as you need it, you can definitely get it here.

And most of the shops have also been opened, passing through the rows of shops, and coming to a corner, Liu Lan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he smiled: "Let's go." ”

Watching Liu Lan walk over to a stall owner selling dogs, Zhang Fei followed beside him and said, "What's so good about a dog seller?" ”

Who said that it was going to see the dog seller, Liu Lan explained: "It's not to see, it's to buy, and after you buy it, you will give it to Xiahou Juan." ”

Zhang Fei's eyebrows immediately fluttered after hearing this, looking at his expression, Liu Lan was stunned, he didn't expect this kid to have the potential to pick up girls, and his children can be taught, and his children can be taught. Saying that, he came to the dog stall, the big dog and small dog in the dog cage, the yellow-haired dog, the white-haired dog, the black-haired dog, everything, looked at it in front of the cage for a long time, and suddenly Zhang Fei's laughter came from behind him: "Lord, what do you think of this dog?" ”

Liu Lan followed Zhang Fei's shout, and saw this kid standing in front of a big black-haired wolf dog cage, laughing and teasing the dog.

The dog was very tall and fierce-looking, even Liu Lan looked flustered, if he pulled it to Xiahou Juan, he might have any fun. was about to speak, but he heard the dog dealer on the side smile flatteringly: "You two are really good at picking, this dog was bred with a wild wolf." Only to sell consistently. ”

Consistent? It's a wolf and it's not worth it, you're going to sell me consistently. Are you taking me for a wronged man? Liu Lan scolded bitterly in his heart, shook his head and said, "This dog is like a dog." I'll pick and choose. ”

Turning to the side to watch, Zhang Fei followed Liu Lan, his eyebrows fluttered, and he said, "Lord, look at that dog, look at that tooth ......."

Liu Lan glanced back at Zhang Fei who was following behind him, and saw that he frequently looked back at the other black wolf dog, and after a glance, he saw that the dog was a hundred times more fierce than the previous one. Immediately furious, I felt that the more the dog looked at it, the uglier it became, and the more terrifying it became, and said angrily: "What are you buying this dog for?" Do you want to watch the family or hunt in the woods?"

Seeing that the lord's face was not good, Zhang Fei said with some humility: "Lord, didn't you say that you wanted to buy a dog for Xiahou Juan." At the end of the speech, the voice was inaudible.

I thought he understood just now, but what does this mean. Liu Lan was angry for a while, and said: "If you want to send it, you have to send something beautiful and cute." It's all dirt dogs, but why do you buy such an ugly and scary dog? To scare him? ”

Zhang Fei opened his mouth. I want to defend myself, but all I say is: "I ...... I ...... for a long time, but I didn't say anything, just then. Liu Lan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he saw a puppy that had not been born for a long time in a small cage not far in front of him, with extremely short milky white hair. The eyes are jade eyes, and the tips of the ears are blunt and rounded. It's so cute.

Come to the cage and greet the vendor. Said: "How do you sell this dog?" ”

The boss didn't think about it, and it was consistent when he spoke.

"It's always the same, you really think I'm a big head?"

Liu Lan said angrily: "It doesn't hurt that dog just now that you said it is consistent, I think this dog has just opened its eyes, you dare to sell me consistently?" ”

The boss smiled and said, "Then you tell me a price, as long as you say the right thing, Xiao Lao'er will sell you." The boss kicked the ball back again.

Liu Lan didn't know how to bargain, and when he saw the boss say this, he thought about it and said tentatively: "At most, half a run, otherwise I'll go shopping elsewhere." ”

"Okay, okay, half-run, half-run."

Although the boss tried his best to hide his excitement, how could Liu Lan not know that he was calculated by this old boy. But for Zhang Fei, this half of the five baht is worth it, and he was about to pay the boss, but Zhang Fei walked up with a smile on his face and said, "Lord, I gave it to Miss Xiahou, of course I have to spend this money, how can I let the lord pay it for me." ”

Zhang Fei rushed to pay, but Liu Lan pushed Zhang Fei aside and said, "What do you and I share with each other?" As he spoke, he handed over the money to the boss and walked elsewhere. While strolling, he said to Zhang Fei: "You will go to see Miss Xiahou by yourself in a while." ”

"I'll go see Miss Xiahou by myself in a while?"

Zhang Fei's heart tightened, and he said, "Don't you go, lord?" ”

What am I going to do? I'm going to be a light bulb for you? Liu Lan was speechless for a while, and said, "Of course I won't go, you can go by yourself, but don't go to her house to find her, you know?" ”

"But then I should ......"

Liu Lan feels that he has never been so tired, is it so difficult to cultivate 'hardcover chasing girls'? He sighed in his heart and said, "Don't you know where her home is?" Then you wait near her house, and if he doesn't come out, you wait until it gets dark, and if he doesn't come out by dark, then you continue to wait tomorrow. ”

After listening to this, Zhang Fei suddenly realized and said, "Then what if she comes out?" ”

"I didn't expect you kid to react quickly."

Liu Lan scolded with a smile: "If she comes out, you can't go up to talk to her, and you can't let her see you, and when she arrives at the place where you think it's suitable for the two of you to get along, you will pretend to meet her and come out, understand?" ”

Zhang Fei gave a thumbs up and said with a lewd smile: "Lord, I really didn't think that your hand was really high." ”

"Of course."

When Liu Lan was smug, he suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said, "Then what are you going to do with this dog?" ”

Zhang Fei didn't think about it and said, "Of course I said I bought it and gave it to her." ”

Idiot. Liu Lan scolded secretly in his heart and said, "If you say so, I'm afraid she won't want it." ”

Zhang Fei was a little anxious and asked, "Then what should I do?" You can't buy it for nothing, right? ”

"Hmm."

Liu Lan pondered for a long time, suddenly blessed his heart, and said with a smile: "You just said that, said that you met on the road, and when you saw that the mother of this puppy died, you pity it, so you are ready to take it back and adopt it, and then you ask her to help you raise it." When he said this, he whispered to Zhang Fei: "When the time comes, you tell her, you are a rough person, I am afraid that you will not be able to take care of this puppy, please ask her to help you raise it first, and then let her send it back to you when it is raised." Saying this, he said smugly: "In this way, he will accept it 100%, and you can find her in the future under the guise of visiting the dog." ”

Zhang Fei had some hesitation in his heart, and said worriedly: "Lord, is this really okay?" ”

Liu Lan swore and said: "Don't worry, as long as you do what I say, there is absolutely no problem, not only will she not refuse, but she may not fall in love with you completely." ”

"Really?" Zhang Feile opened the flower arrangement.

"Really."

Liu Lan thought in his heart that all women in the world were the same, compassionate, and more prone to motherhood, he dared to guarantee that Xiahou Juan would never refuse Zhang Fei's request, and maybe he would fall in love with such a compassionate Zhang Fei completely.

Zhang Fei was full of confidence at this time, and he couldn't wait to see Xiahou Juan as soon as possible, and he was impatient: "Lord, then what are we going to do next?" ”

"Buy flowers."

Zhang Fei looked at Liu Lan in surprise and said, "Lord, there are everywhere outside the city, how can you buy flowers in the market?" ”

Liu Lan thought in his heart, this flower market has only been seen in Luoyang, and as for Xiangping or even Huangxian, he has really never seen a place or a person selling flowers. With a look on his face, he said, "Let's go, go out of the city and pick it." ”

Saying that, the two hurriedly walked out of the city, the two just stepped out of the city, Liu Lan remembered the path he went to that day, led the way first, and walked over with Zhang Fei, to say that among the flowers that Liu Lan knew, except for roses and peonies, there was no one who could see them, but the most pitiful thing was that there were flowers called roses and peonies in his eyes.

In desperation, he could only pick the most beautiful and gorgeous flowers with Zhang Fei, and Liu Lan said: "My second trick is to send flowers." ”

He said with a smile: "Swords with heroes, flowers for beauties, what should you say when the time comes, understand?" ”

"I don't understand."

O god of foreheads. Liu Lan patted his head and said worriedly: "When the time comes, you will praise Xiahou Juan for her beauty, and you will tell the flowers in your hands about her beauty, just say that she is as beautiful as the flowers, do you understand?" ”

Zhang Fei had an epiphany: "Understood, understood, lord, you can rest assured." ”

"Okay, then you can go to him."

The two of them returned to the same way again, and just after a few steps, they heard Zhang Fei ask, "Lord, didn't you say three strategies?" How to send flowers and dogs? ”

Liu Lan smiled and said, "I don't need to send anything more in my third policy, but I want to talk about it." ”

Zhang Fei was puzzled: "What are you talking about?" ”

"Tell a story."

Zhang Fei frowned: "But I haven't talked about it."

"If you haven't talked about it, you will make it up, you will make up the defeat of Lu Bu when you are fighting Dong and flee, the battle of Jizhou will fight Yan Liang alone, Wen Chou will kill them in the end, and the city of Xuzhou will cut off Cao Cao's beard, anyway, the things you have experienced, it must be a story about the war, you can make it up."

"This ...... It's not ......"

Zhang Fei wanted to say that this wasn't bragging, but he didn't want Liu Lan to say angrily: "What is this, that's not, anyway, you will tell him how heroic you are on the battlefield, even if it is fake, how can she know, but you can't really say that you cut off Cao Cao's beard, otherwise people will be nieces and will not avenge their uncle?" ”

Liu Lan patted him on the shoulder: "Don't think about it too much, just listen to me, do what I teach you, and make sure you can hold the beauty." ”

"Okay, lord, I'll listen to you."

The two quickened their pace, and they did not separate until the intersection, while Liu Lan returned to Xiaopei alone.

As soon as he entered the mansion, he saw Zhen Yan coming to him, and Liu Lan immediately beckoned him to his side: "Yan'er, I have something to look for you......"

Zhen Yan's face turned whole and said, "The lord is looking for me, I don't know what's the matter?" ”

"Something to Xuzhou." (To be continued.) )