Chapter 64: Brother is not worthy
The night is cool.
"I'm a little cold." I don't know how long it has been, Zhao Ya muttered.
Xiang Yu sat up at this time, found that the dew had wet their clothes, and said, "Go to the car, it's warm inside." ”
"I didn't eat much at night, I'm hungry." Zhao Yaqiao's face was shy, her eyes were lowered, and she was very cute.
Xiang Yu smiled dumbly, that kind of party is an atmosphere, there are few people like him who go to eat and drink, and he really didn't find Zhao Ya eating.
"It's so late, the restaurants are closed, or can you bear with it?" Xiang Yu sometimes performs tasks, and in order to wait for an opportunity, he can go without eating, drinking, or moving for a long time, so the concept of eating when he is hungry does not work with him.
He doesn't work here, it doesn't mean that everyone is like him, Zhao Ya pouted and muttered: "The hotel is closed and there are night market stalls, don't you know how to think of a way?" It's not going to coax girls at all, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend. ”
"Brother, can't you find it, that's because brother didn't look for it! If my brother finds it, I don't know how many beauties are crying and shouting to come to the soup to give me a hug! Xiang Yu angrily argued.
Zhao Ya gave him a contemptuous look, got up and said, "You just blow hard, you can't live if you don't brag for a day, right?" ”
With that, she got into the car, "Let's go, let's go to the night market." ”
"I'll be a hundred, don't pit me." Xiang Yu's face was full of vigilance, thinking that Lao Tzu ate for three days at a time, and this hundred yuan was the food expenses after three days, and he couldn't be deceived by this little girl.
Zhao Ya was angry and funny, and when she saw his calculating appearance, she couldn't help but tease him, "You are a big man, and the girl is hungry, so you can't be a gentleman?" ”
"I like to be the wronged boss!" Xiang Yu rolled his eyes, suddenly thought about it, smiled at Zhao Ya, and directly stuffed the hundred yuan into the crotch of his pants, then raised his hands and said with a cheap smile: "No, a hundred yuan is gone, if you want to eat, you can please." ”
This guy can do everything, Zhao Ya rolled her eyes, "Get in the car, I invite you!" But when we eat later, don't say you know me, I can't afford to lose that person! ”
Finally kept his belongings, Xiang Yu didn't bother to pay attention to her contempt, and got into the car in a hurry.
At two o'clock in the morning, the main entrance of the school had already been locked, and Zhao Ya drove out of the school through a side door and went straight to the night market.
After eating and drinking, before the two returned to the building, Zhao Ya put down the chair, rubbed her little belly very unimagedly, and burped savagely, "I'm full, sleepy, and going to sleep, don't take advantage of me to fall asleep and plot against me." ”
"Don't tease my brother, let's sleep together." Fighting with people all day, Xiang Yu can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted, and before he finished speaking, he closed his eyes, and there was a slight snoring sound.
Zhao Ya grinned and slowly closed her eyes.
The night is even more bleak.
The next morning, the strong sunlight came, Xiang Yu couldn't help but open his sleepy eyes, and saw Zhao Ya staring at him, he couldn't help but be startled, and quickly reached out to grab his crotch, and found that he didn't have **, and he didn't lose a hundred yuan, and his hanging heart fell to the ground slightly.
"Rotten bastard, you're awake." She already had some resistance to this thing's shameless behavior, and when she saw him wake up, she couldn't help but giggle.
Xiang Yu rubbed his eyes, "Who is the rotten egg?" ”
"Of course it's you, stinky rascal bastard, or rotten bastard for short, and I gave you a good name, doesn't it sound good?" Zhao Yajiao said with a smile, thinking about it for a long time before she thought of such an appropriate name.
Xiang Yu was very angry, "Brother is so handsome and chic, graceful and graceful, more handsome than Pan An, Xuefu, five cars, personable, picking up gold, not helping others, being happy, innocent, omnipotent, seeing people love flowers, seeing flowers blooming, you see you abortion, pure like a blank piece of paper, peerless good man, handsome guy, do you think that saying that I am a stinky hooligan bastard, isn't it insulting a hooligan bastard?" ”
He said all the idioms in his memory in one breath, his face was flushed, and after taking a breath, he continued: "So, don't insult the name rotten egg, brother is not worthy." ”
Zhao Ya couldn't help but be speechless, she was stunned by his bluff, and couldn't help asking, "Then what should I call you?" ”
Xiang Yu tilted his head for a long time, and said seriously: "In the near future, we will be a family, your sister will definitely not be able to escape from the palm of my hand, you can call it brother-in-law, cordial and ambiguous, how good." ”
"Stinky bastard, why don't you die!" Zhao Ya was like an angry female tiger, and said hatefully, her sister hates this guy to the extreme, will she fall in love with him?
How many wealthy sons want to have a meal with her sister at all costs, even if they are alone for a few minutes, her sister directly refuses, refuses without any excuse, this guy still wants to eat swan meat?
"Unless my sister is blind, she will not fall in love with you, no, even if my sister is blind, she will not fall in love with you, so don't daydream!" Zhao Ya snorted angrily.
Xiang Yu shrugged indifferently, "You're not your sister, how do you know what she thinks in her heart?" Beating is kissing and scolding is love, you see how much she beat and scolded me yesterday, you know how dear she is to me. ”
"Just keep dreaming, I'm going to wash up and go to class." Zhao Ya was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, pushed the door and got out of the car.
Xiang Yu smiled indifferently, and then got out of the car, and as soon as he closed the car door, he heard Zhao Ya's scream, "Zhao Ji, you come out for me!" ”
"What's wrong?" Calling Zhao Ji's name, Xiang Yu couldn't help but be stunned.
She couldn't see anything in the black light last night, but now she finally saw it clearly, but she didn't expect Zhao Ji to throw out all her things, and of course, the black stout thing, which also stood out on that pile of things, very eye-catching.
"See for yourself!" Zhao Ya quickly ran over and picked up the "object", wanted to hide it but didn't know where to hide it, and finally simply picked up a piece of clothing and wrapped it up, she swore that she would never use it again, what a shame!
Xiang Yu also saw it, but he didn't say anything, but walked over, picked up the rest of the things one by one and sorted them out and put them together, when he picked it up to the end, he looked at the toothbrush of Zhao Ji he used yesterday on the ground, the corners of his mouth outlined a wicked smile, and turned back to Zhao Ya and said, "Do you want to be angry?" ”
"Yes!" Zhao Ya replied without thinking.
"Okay, come with me." Xiang Yu smiled, got up and walked to the door, pushed it and pushed the door open, it turned out that the door had not been locked.
didn't care why Zhao Ji didn't lock the door, led Zhao Ya straight in, and went straight to the bathroom.
Zhao Ya only reacted at this time, and couldn't help but stumble: "You don't plan to use her toothbrush, do you?" ”
"She's all thrown away, then it's not hers, I'll brush my teeth now, you go and call her, let's give her a surprise...... Uh, happy ....." Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhao Ji with a frosty face blocking the door of the bathroom.