Chapter 36 Bathroom Fighting
Zhang Guozi saw that Li San'er didn't drink the poisonous wine, and while talking to him, he waited for an opportunity to find a flaw, he saw the tattoo on Li San'er's shoulder, and suddenly asked with interest, "Boss, I've always wanted to ask, I've seen a lot of tattooed tigers and lions in the rivers and lakes when you go, and no matter how bad it is, you can tattoo a snake like me!" Why did you kiss a bee on the shoulder? ”
Li San smiled, "Your tattoos are used to scare people, and my tattoo is the habit of our Hunan people, and our brothers will have similar tattoos to show our affection." I'm a bee, and my brother has a butterfly tattoo on his body! ”
"Your brother? Why haven't I heard you say that? Zhang Guozi asked.
"He is not a person from the rivers and lakes, when he was a child, his family was poor, and his parents said that one of our brothers must have one of us enter the palace as a eunuch, at that time I was 16 and my brother was 12." Li San'er sighed.
"Then why did your brother go in the end, was it chosen by his parents?" Zhang Guozi asked.
Li San'er's eyes moistened, "No, I lied to my brother that there were a lot of delicious foods in the palace, so he believed it, and then he was sent to the palace!" Shame, shame! Li San'er rubbed his nose with his hand, "He is really quite back, the emperor was ousted from power in a few years, and these eunuchs of the previous dynasty could only be dismissed separately, at that time I had already practiced a good martial arts and began to bully men and women, and he ran to me without a way out." ”
"Then why have our brothers never seen him!" Zhang Guozi asked.
"Hey, I'm too embarrassed to tell you, after all, it's not a glorious thing for a man to be a eunuch. Second, my brother's temperament has changed greatly since he was purified, and he has become interested in men, and he has done a lot of ridiculous things. I don't want to keep him around, so I ask him to come to me regularly and give him some money to help him live. ”
Zhang Guozi nodded, "Boss, you can be regarded as atonement, after all, he took that knife for you back then, otherwise you would be the one who likes men now, and who would dare to take a bath with you, brothers." ”
"Yes, so I feel very sorry for my brother, and I try to accommodate him whatever he asks. I swore that if anyone dared to bully my brother, I would break him to pieces. Having said that, he should have asked me for money these days, why didn't I see anyone. Hey, I don't know whose young man has suffered again recently. ”
After Li San'er finished speaking, he waved his hand towel with water, then left the pool and walked towards the masseur. The masseur didn't dare to slack off and rubbed Li San'er's shoulders vigorously.
"You kid didn't fucking eat, pinch hard!" Li San'er reprimanded.
The masseuse used more strength to pinch, but Li San'er still couldn't feel the force. Li San'er angrily kicked the masseuse in the stomach, and the man took several steps back.
Zhang Guozi drove away the bath worker, "Come on, big brother, I'll pinch it for you!" Zhang Guozi lowered his body, took out the prepared dagger from under the bed in advance while Li San'er was not paying attention, and inserted it when Li San'er turned his back to him.
"Well, this time it's okay, it feels numb, it's like a needle prick. Second son, you can do this. Li San'er was a little sleepy and said in a daze.
Zhang Guozi looked at the dagger, and it didn't penetrate Li San'er's flesh at all. Is it really invulnerable? Zhang Guozi began to poke wildly at Li San'er's back.
"Oops, that's what it feels like, it's in place, it's so cool." Li San'er closed her eyes tightly and enjoyed it very much.
Zhang Guozi looked at the dagger speechlessly, and the tip of the dagger was already bent. Zhang Guozi threw away the tip of the knife and began to take out his hidden weapon, the silver needle. He aimed the silver at the death hole on Li San'er's back, held it with one hand, and the other hand was lucky in the air, "Hey" Zhang Guozi sighed and slapped his palm on the tip of the silver needle, thinking that this time it would not result in Li San'er's life, but he didn't expect that the needle couldn't penetrate at all, but because of the reaction force, Zhang Guozi's palm was penetrated. Zhang Guozi broke out in a cold sweat, but he didn't dare to shout. It seems that it is really impossible to kill Li San'er in the bathroom.
"The second brother has worked hard for you, and it is really comfortable to pinch my brother. Let's go to the sauna! Li San'er was just about to enter the sauna when he was stopped by Zhang Guozi, "Brother, drink some water before taking the sauna, otherwise it will be harmful to the body if the water is lost too much." ”
Li San'er saw Zhang Guozi carrying two glasses of water, and there was still blood on one of his hands. "Hey, what's wrong with your hand, second brother?"
Zhang Guozi looked at the blood on his hand, "It's too hot here, I just used a silver needle to put blood." ”
Li San did not suspect fraud, took a glass of water and drank it. "The silver needle is your unique secret weapon, I didn't expect it to have the effect of bloodletting, it's amazing. Hey, why don't you drink it? Li San'er asked.
"I won't drink it, just after the bloodletting, the blood is already less, and the blood will become thinner if you drink some water!" Zhang Guozi explained out of tune.
Li San'er broke open the mouth of the pot with his hand, and directly poured a glass of water into it, "Second brother, don't lie to the eldest brother, you kid usually don't pay attention to replenishing water, you see what your lips have dried up, they are all peeling, you must drink more water in the future." ”
Entering the sauna, Zhang Guozi was about to add water to the red-hot stone, but Li San'er stopped him, "The second child should add some water, I'm afraid of the heat." ”
When Zhang Guozi heard it, it turned out that he was afraid of heat. Zhang poured a scoop of water into the pot, and a thick smoke came out. The thermometer in the room suddenly rose to 40 degrees. Zhang Guozi sat calmly next to the boss, and when he saw him sweating and panting, he was even more determined in his heart, that is, to keep pouring water on the stone to make him fiery to death. After a while, Zhang Guozi scooped a scoop of water, and after a while, he scooped a scoop of water, and the whole sauna was foggy, and there was almost no one to be seen.
The mist in the sauna was so great that the thermometer was invisible. Zhang Guozi only felt that his whole body was like a real prick, and the sweat on his body was evaporated by the high temperature. "Boss, boss." Zhang Guozi screamed and touched the air with his hands, but he couldn't touch anything. "No, I can't hold it." Zhang Guozi escaped from the sauna.
"What about people, what about people?" Zhang Guozi was thinking about being patted on the back.
"Second child, your body is really good, you can stay in the house with such a high temperature." Li San'er exclaimed with a piece of watermelon in his mouth.
"Are you two still showering?" It was a dark-skinned, obese bearded man who held an iron tassel gun in his hand and was naked.
"Tiezui'er, are you sick? How can there be a shower with a guy! Li San'er asked.
"yes, you're like a fool in an alley." Zhang Guozi was also amazed by Guo Tiezui's shape.