Chapter 429: Uncle Huang, You're Too Wasteful
"What are you going to do, you are going to be silent!" Liu Bei looked at the old man in front of the carriage and said sharply.
The old man who fell to the ground raised his head and glanced at Liu Bei lightly, then picked up a bleeding fish, wiped it on his face, and closed his eyes with a loud scream.
"~!" Liu Bei was stunned and burst into foul language.
Since Yuan Tan brought some classic words to ancient times, he has gradually influenced too many people.
Yuan Tan They were invigilators, so they followed behind.
Seeing Liu Bei stop, they quickly chased after him.
Zhou Yu stayed on the horse, without any joy, and had to say, "Uncle Huang, I have to say, you are qualified." ”
Everyone also stayed on the horse and looked at Liu Bei one after another.
"Hey, why is there an old man here? And fell to the ground! Lu Su, the most benevolent elder in Jiangdong, saw the old man on the ground and hurriedly dismounted to help.
Seeing this, Liu Bei dismounted first and helped the old man up.
Yuan Tan was suddenly shocked, "Uncle Liuhuang, you have a car accident!" You've hit someone! You've hit people, this driving technique is not good at all, it looks like you've failed. ”
Liu Bei has been full of question marks, I don't know why this old man fell in front of his carriage for no reason, and threw the fish basket, making the ground full of live fish, isn't this full of food?
But after Liu Bei heard Yuan Tan's words, his color changed suddenly, and his two ears circled like propellers.
At this time, a large army came, that is, the Jiangdong fathers and elders who were watching.
They ran out of breath one by one, and it seemed that they were desperate to see Uncle Liu Huang's exam. After all, what Uncle Liu Huang is, he is more ornamental than the stars of later generations.
"Has Uncle Liu passed?" Someone asked.
"Through a yarn, I hit someone."
"What, I hit someone!" The people were shocked, it was so dramatic, it was too tortuous, but I liked it.
The people didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and when they heard that there was a collision, they gathered closer.
When I looked closer, the old man was covered in mud, his cloak was scattered, there were blood stains on his face, his clothes were torn, and the fish basket was falling apart.
Suddenly looked at Liu Bei with angry eyes.
"Actually hit our Jiangdong father!"
"With your driving skills, it's!"
Since Xiang Yu, the people of Jiangdong have called themselves Jiangdong fathers, and at this moment, when they saw a father being hit like this by outsiders, they naturally hated the same enemy.
The old man was able to stand up with Lu Su's support.
Liu Bei was completely panicked at the moment, "I didn't hit anyone, I don't believe in asking the old man!" ”
"Old man, did I hit you?" Liu Bei hugged the old man and asked amiably.
"Uncle Huang, please don't call me that, I'm not a few years older than you." The old man sighed.
“……。” Liu Bei.
At this time, the old man said: "Even if Uncle Huang hits me, it's fine, I believe Uncle Huang didn't mean to hit the old man." "The old man is completely affectionate, righteous, kind, and has this hint of fear.
After all, the old man is just an ordinary person, and if he is bumped into by the level of Uncle Huang, he can only suffer in vain.
"What do you mean you'll be okay if you hit it? What to call me didn't mean to do it either! Liu Bei was crazy. You old man is too good at talking, and you don't have much education in this dress, who taught you, did you often do it before?
"My eldest brother didn't hit you at all!" Zhang Fei broke in at this moment and said fiercely to the old man.
"Look at the blood on my face." The old man took a step back in fear and pointed to his face.
"It's fish blood!" Liu Bei wailed, "Listen to me, this old man is a bad person, and I didn't bump into him at all." ”
Everyone looked at each other, and they felt that what the old man said was true, after all, the scene of the crime was here.
"If you didn't hit me, what would you do for me?" The old man said sadly.
"it!" Liu Bei was furious. picked up the slap, and saw Sun Ce and Zhou Yu's happy expressions, and he remembered in his heart that the Son of Heaven had committed the same crime as the common people, and he suddenly became nervous.
Now these people have no reason to arrest me, and I can't send the reason myself.
So he pretended to tidy up the old man's clothes.
"I really didn't hit you." Liu Bei said with a momentum.
"Uh-huh." The old man looked frightened, and obviously recognized it after being hit.
"Please don't do this, I really didn't hit you!" Liu Bei wailed, and felt that he couldn't wash it by jumping into the Yangtze River.
Yuan Tan walked out at this time, "Uncle Huang, admit it if you hit it, you see that this old man is kind-hearted, and he won't slander you." ”
Bastard, he doesn't slander me, you slander me! I confessed that I hung up on the exam subjects! Liu Bei howled in his heart.
At this moment, the old man limped away, the fish basket and the fish were gone, obviously he was bumped into, and he was afraid to leave.
"It's so unbelievable!"
"There are still such people!"
"How can you not admit it if you hit someone!"
"We don't want this kind of son-in-law in Jiangdong!" The Jiangdong fathers and elders were all excited when they saw the old man who had left with sadness.
Zhang Zhao, as the first consul of Jiangdong, saw that the people were like this, and immediately raised a sign and failed.
Zhou Yu was shocked, lying down, and if he failed again, Liu Bei would be finished with a special meow, he hurriedly pulled Zhang Zhao and the others aside, and said in a low voice: "Everyone, have you forgotten the lord's advice?" ”
Zhang Zhao's expression sank, and then he said: "The lord's advice is still in my heart, but you have also seen it, in this case, if we are qualified, our Jiangdong's face, the lord's face, our face will be gone." ”
"Look, how many thousands of fathers and elders along the river are watching us!" After the deputy governor Cheng Pu finished speaking, he immediately raised the sign of failure.
It was also shown to the people.
The people immediately burst into cheers.
Sun Jing sighed and also held up the sign of failure.
The second generation of Governor Lu Su saw that he was holding up the sign, and he also held up the sign.
The elders of Jiangdong erupted in even louder cheers.
Of the four failed brands, it doesn't matter if Zhou Yu lifts them or not.
Zhou Yu cried, you Uncle Liu Huang, he used to be a wave, but now you are given a chance to get out of the car and you hit someone, it is really mud that can't support the wall.
Looking at the emotions of Jiangdong's fathers and elders now, of course, the governor of the capital could not bury his elegant name, so he had to raise the sign of failure.
"Uncle Huang, you are too prodigal, I have to declare you a failure on behalf of Jiangdong." Yuan Tan said helplessly.
Seeing this, Liu Bei staggered and fell into Zhang Fei's arms. Why was he so unlucky to encounter this kind of thing.
On the other hand.
On the side of the bridge before, Wu Guotai and the others were anxiously waiting for news.
A messenger rode up, "Report ......, Guotai!" ”
"Has Uncle Liu passed?" Wu Guotai shouted from afar.
Sun Shangxiang and the others suddenly became nervous.