Chapter Eighty-Eight: Before the Great War
Erya was stunned for a moment and said: I threw it away, it stinks, it is full of blood, when Uncle Long treated your wounds that day, I had already thrown it away.
Zhao Jie was embarrassed for a moment and said: You, haven't you all seen my body. Er Ya grinned and said: Look, so what, isn't it just a big earthworm. Zhao Jie roared for a while when he heard this: Stinky girl, believe it or not, I took care of you, and actually said that I was a big earthworm.
Erya sneered and turned around and said, "Okay, I won't play with you anymore, Erya will go get clothes and put them on for you."
Zhao Jie felt bitter in his heart and said secretly: Lao Tzu actually wore women's clothes to fight, if I let those boys know and don't die of laughter, the prestige of my dignified wolf-tooth special forces will be ruined. Erya quickly took four or five sets of women's clothes, one of which was actually a red cheongsam, Zhao Jie was dumbfounded for a moment and said: It's all skirts, it's not convenient to walk, please, miss, it's winter, you let me wear a cheongsam, you want to freeze me to death.
Erya rolled her eyes and said: Then you wear my little padded jacket, these are the clothes that the young lady has not worn, and they are all sold to her by the master before, and she is reluctant to wear the clothes now, and they are all mended and mended, I am afraid that you will explode when you wear the clothes. Zhao Jie said angrily: Okay, then I'll try it first. You, you turn around first.
Erya covered her small mouth and smiled secretly: I don't know, what is it like for men to wear women's clothes, hehe, it must be fun.
Er Ya turned around slightly, Zhao Jie put on the cheongsam generously, but as soon as he pulled the zipper, the zipper of the cheongsam burst suddenly, Zhao Jie was embarrassed for a while and said secretly: The size is too big, it seems that you have to use a method that has not been used for a long time to shrink the bones.
Zhao Jie secretly used the energy in his body, and suddenly the bones made a snapping sound, which made Erya turn around curiously, but found that Zhao Jie's body was slowly shrinking, and the height of 1.78 meters suddenly became about 1.7 meters, and the cheongsam that was tightly wrapped around the hips suddenly seemed a lot looser, and he was stunned and exclaimed: Big brother, this, what kind of ability is this, can you teach Erya. Zhao
Jie was stunned for a moment and looked at the second girl with a surprised look on his face and shouted: Okay, you girl, you dare to peek at me changing clothes, let me beat my ass, and I will teach you.
Erya bit her red lip and whispered: You, what you said is true, you can teach me skills, then, that person will let you fight.
The second girl blushed and pouted, and the two little farts pouted, and the posture was forgiving, and Zhao Jie, who was watching, jumped in his heart and said secretly: After this girl is so young and so beautiful, she can pay it back.
He smiled lightly and patted Erya's little buttocks, his voice was very soft, and Erya's little face was red and said happily: Big brother, you, what you just said is true, people have to learn the skills of growing up.
Zhao Jie was stunned for a while and said: You, girl, you want to learn the skills of growing up, do you think that I, Sun Wukong, will also change the technique, this is impossible.
Erya pouted and said: You can make your body smaller, why can't you make it bigger, can't your place be bigger and smaller?
Zhao Jie was dumbfounded for a moment and said: This, this, place, girl, what place are you talking about?
Erya covered her face and nodded at Zhao Jie's crotch and said: You, aren't you too big there now.
Zhao Jie was stunned when he heard this, and looked down to see the cheongsam raised high, and his face turned red for a while and said secretly: This is a big mess, Lao Tzu actually reacted and was seen by the little girl, it is really a big ghost, I know this.
Zhao Jie hurriedly said: Girl, this is not kung fu, this is a physiological reaction, cough cough, you don't understand it, but I just said a kind of bone shrinking skill, which can compress people's bones, but after a long time, it will still return to its original state, and it is more difficult to cultivate, cough cough, wait until I have time to pass on your other skills.
Erya was disappointed for a while and said: It turns out that you can get smaller or bigger, then, okay, let's talk about it next time, it's just that it's okay for you to go down like this, the eldest lady knows that she will blame Erya,
Zhao Jie laughed and said: It's okay, I'm wearing this now, does your young lady still know me, as long as you don't say it, she doesn't know haha. After Zhao Jie finished speaking, he suddenly thought of something and said: Girl, how to go down this mountain? Can you take me down the mountain, I'm afraid I'll accidentally go the wrong way.