Chapter 8: You're Fooling a Child!
Liu Xiaobao felt that he was in love, and bought a bottle of chilled mineral water in this commissary that day, and after seeing the proprietress of this commissary, Liu Xiaobao went back and didn't think about eating...... Still have to eat.
To put it simply, Liu Xiaobao fell in love with the proprietress of the commissary, and he felt that with his own background and money, he would definitely be able to win this mature and moving woman.
However, Liu Xiaobao still overestimated her charm, but she didn't expect her to give no face at all.
But Liu Xiaobao is not afraid, he is very thick-skinned, at least relying on this trick of stalking, there must be five or six women who have been on him.
What you can't get is always in turmoil.
The more Liu Xiaobao couldn't get Tang Shuping, the more he wanted to get Tang Shuping, and he did everything he could, but it still didn't work, and he found that Tang Shuping hated himself even more.
Damn, it's really not good, I'm going to use medicine, I'm going to mescinate you, and then rape you, make a video, and see what you can do!
Otherwise, Lao Tzu threatens you with your lovely daughter!
Liu Xiaobao still doesn't believe in that evil.
"Tut-tut......" Liu Xiaobao saw Tang Shuping who was moving goods, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Tang Shuping was bending over and moving a box of goods, and the curve of her posture was completely displayed, and Liu Xiaobao, who was suddenly scratching, was itching in his heart, and he couldn't help but stride towards Tang Shuping quickly.
Seeing that Liu Xiaobao was about to hug Tang Shuping from behind, suddenly, a firecracker was thrown in front of Liu Xiaobao, and it exploded with a bang, startling Liu Xiaobao.
Of course, Tang Shuping is also included.
Liu Xiaobao's face was a little pale, beads of sweat oozed from his forehead, and he was suddenly taken such a big jump, and no one could calm down.
"Who the threw firecrackers, stand up for Lao Tzu!" Liu Xiaobao shouted angrily.
I'm scared to death!
No one came forward.
But there are only a few people here, Liu Xiaobao immediately turned his attention to Fang Yi in the commissary and locked him.
Because, at Fang Yi's feet, there happened to be a firecracker.
"It must be you, kid, right!" Liu Xiaobao shouted at Fang Yi.
"Not me." Fang Yi shook his head calmly.
Liu Xiaobao felt that his IQ felt insulted.
The firecrackers are all at your feet, who are you if it's not you?
At this time, one of Liu Xiaobao's attendants didn't say a word, took out a dagger from his pocket and walked directly towards Fang Yi, pointing the dagger at Fang Yi.
"Boy, dare to provoke our brother Bao, are you impatient?"
Originally, this follower wanted to scare Fang Yi, but Fang Yi glanced at him, didn't say anything, and turned his head to look at Tang Xiaotang: "Little candy, do you want to see the empty hand snatching the white blade?" ”
Tang Xiaotang looked dazed, "What is an empty-handed white blade?" ”
Fang Yi smiled: "It's ......"
Suddenly, Fang Yi moved quickly, the attendant only felt a flower in front of him, a pain in his wrist, and the dagger in his hand was gone, and when he looked at it again, the dagger had actually reached Fang Yi's hand.
The attendant suddenly felt frightened in his heart.
Meet the master!
This scene was also seen by Liu Xiaobao, but he didn't care at all, and scolded: "Useless things, weapons can be snatched away, it's so useless!" Come on! ”
With that, Liu Xiaobao walked towards Fang Yi.
Fang Yi smiled, "Little candy, do you want to see firecrackers blow up the living?" ”
Tang Xiaotang immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "I think about it." ”
Snatching white blades empty-handed is so powerful, firecrackers will definitely look better when they blow up the living, Tang Xiaoguo thought in his heart.
So, looking at Liu Xiaobao who came over, Fang Yi picked up the firecracker at his feet, lit it and threw it at Liu Xiaobao.
The crackling sound of firecrackers suddenly rang out, startling the four old men playing cards on the table, and naturally scared Liu Xiaobao a lot, he shivered and hurriedly ran back. , and quickly dodged away.
This firecracker came and went quickly, but it pushed Liu Xiaobao's anger value up.
Liu Xiaobao stared at Fang Yi and shouted angrily, "You dare to up with firecrackers? ”
Fang Yi said lightly: "If you don't get out, there will be a full banquet waiting for you next." ”
At this time, Tang Xiaotang's crisp voice sounded: "There are still a lot of firecrackers in it, just fry them casually, there is still stock in the warehouse after the explosion." ”
Liu Xiaobao: "......"
This Nima is too bullying.
"You...... You're waiting, I can't spare you! Liu Xiaobao let out cruel words.
"I'll wait." Fang Yi said lightly.
Liu Xiao was furious, but he was helpless, and finally left angrily with two followers.
Fang Yi didn't take advantage of the victory to pursue, and a small role like Liu Xiaobao was not taken seriously by him.
But Tang Shuping was annoyed, walked over quickly, and glared at Fang Yi fiercely, "What's the matter with you, that Liu Xiaobao is a bastard in the neighborhood, and he can call more than ten people in a fight, ...... Why are you still the same as before! ”
"Hate me?"
"How could I hate you, just...... You're asking for trouble. Tang Shuping glared at Fang Yi angrily, "Forget it, I'll go to him later to apologize, I hope he doesn't remember this matter." ”
Tang Shuping didn't say anything anymore and continued to move the goods.
"Mom......" Tang Xiaotang was a little aggrieved, with tears in her eyes, "Uncle, did we do something wrong?" That guy is obviously a bad person, why do you have to apologize to him. ”
Fang Yi squatted down and said, "Do you think we are wrong?" ”
Tang Xiaotang tilted his head, poked his index finger into his lips and thought for a while, and then said, "I think it's right, but I think it's wrong." ”
"How?"
"The big bad guy with the exploding head had a bad idea about my mother, although my mother didn't say it, but I can see that I am my mother's good daughter, and I am very happy if I can let that exploding head dangle in front of her eyes to annoy her, so I think it's right, as for why Sen is wrong......"
Tang Xiaotang thought for a while, organized the language before speaking; "That makes my mother angry, unhappy, and seems to be causing her trouble again."
Speaking of this, Tang Xiaotang lowered his head embarrassedly, biting his lip lightly, pitiful, and his ten fingers were a little tangled.
Fang Yi didn't speak, just smiled and touched Tang Xiaotang's mushroom head.
Tang Xiaotang raised his head, blinked, and flattened his mouth, "Did I do something wrong?" ”
Fang Yi shook his head, "You're right. ”
Tang Xiaotang's watery eyes like jewels suddenly emitted a bright and innocent light.
"But you're at fault." Fang Yi added another sentence.
Tang Xiaotang's cute little face suddenly appeared with a look of resentment, "What the hell is it, you fool the child." ”
Fang Yi said: "You'll understand when you grow up." ”
Tang Xiaotang said dissatisfied: "I'll understand when I grow up again, you adults are like this, mom is like this, you are like this, I thought you were a good person." ”
Fang Yi teased: "The way you treat good people is to greet them with a broom?" ”
Tang Xiaotang stuck out his tongue and said coyly: "I'm sorry, people blame you." ”
Fang Yi smiled and said no more.
Afterwards, Fang Yi said hello to Tang Shuping and told her that she still lived in the same place, and Tang Shuping said that she would go over when she was busy.
Fang Yi returned to the courtyard and saw Chu Nangui squatting in the grass, where the few people he had called were working hard to weed.
Fang Yi walked over quietly, and heard Chu Nangui muttering.
"Damn,,!"