Chapter 218, I want to return it
After trying the game, Li Chuan turned off the computer and went back to the backyard to sleep.
Walking to the backyard and seeing that Xue Lingyue was still in the kitchen, Li Chuan turned a corner, stretched his head in, and asked suspiciously: "Lingyue, why are you still staying in the kitchen and not going to sleep?" ”
Xue Lingyue smiled lightly at Li Chuan, with a kind of graceful gentleness, looking very warm.
"The disciple saw that Master's Internet café had been staying inside after it was closed, and he knew that Master was lazy and didn't like trouble, so he had been waiting in the kitchen, waiting to serve Master."
Li Chuan touched his stomach, and then remembered that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, and he had been playing new games there.
nodded to Xue Lingyue and said with a smile: "Okay, get an egg fried rice for the teacher, and add a cup of milk tea." ”
"Yes, Master."
Looking at Xue Lingyue working in the kitchen, Li Chuan suddenly didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Although the ingredients in the system are all top-notch, Xue Lingyue's cooking skills, after this period of hellish practice, have also reached the passing line.
However, this can't hide the lack of Li Chuan's dinner, not only dinner, but also the lack of three meals a day, either egg fried rice or instant noodles......
Add at most a cup of milk tea.
But to say pitiful, it can't be talked about, after all, in Datang, you can eat instant noodles, egg fried rice, and milk tea, and it is also the top ingredients provided by the system, it doesn't seem to be so bad.
Thinking about these things, Xue Lingyue had already scrambled eggs and fried rice.
After eating, Li Chuan glanced at Xue Lingyue. was originally a pretty peugeot beauty, but now when I look at it, I always feel that something is missing.
Li Chuan sighed, it was still much worse than the undefeated women's clothing boss in the East......
Shaking his head, he got up and went back to his room to sleep.
Xue Lingyue looked at Li Chuan's background, slowly clenched her fists, and said secretly: "The master is not satisfied with me enough, I have to work harder."
Okay, scramble a thousand servings of egg fried rice every day! ”
…… Nothing was said all night.
The next day, the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, as soon as the time arrived, Li Chuan opened the door of the Time Sea Internet Cafe.
Today is not as hot as usual.
Although there are still many people, the entire street in front of the Time Sea Internet Cafe is not filled as it was a few days ago.
On the Chinese New Year's Eve, tonight's Chinese New Year's Eve, the people have to go home to prepare for this annual festival.
So there weren't as many people as usual in the morning.
Li Chuan glanced at them and saw that they did not rush in as soon as the door of the Internet café opened, but all tilted their heads and stared at the Internet café.
"What are you looking at?" Li Chuan was a little puzzled.
"Look at these two lines of your poem." Li Er responded to him next to him.
"Li Er, you didn't go to the early court?"
"Today's Chinese New Year's Eve, Shu has given the hundred officials a holiday!" Li Er said calmly.
Li Chuan: "......"
Take a closer look, isn't it, the eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, and Du Ruhui are all here at this time.
Seeing Li Chuan looking at them, they raised their hands to greet them, "Boss Li." ”
"Boss Li, your two poems are quite interesting." Li Er pulled him again and said.
"What poem?" Li Chuan looked confused, I can still write poetry?
"Huh?" Li Er also looked at Li Chuan suspiciously, "Isn't this what Boss Li wrote?" ”
As he spoke, he pointed to both sides of the door of the Internet café.
Li Chuan walked outside and turned around to take a look, and indeed saw that there were more things on both sides of the door of the Internet café and on the lintel.
Two rolls of red silk, on which are written: "The centuries are good, and the country is new." ”
Horizontal batch "Vientiane update".
It is a common Spring Festival couplet in the later generations of Li Chuan.
"Boss Li's poem is complete, I'll appreciate it when I say it." It wasn't Li Er who said this, it was Niu Jinda's brazen guy.
Glancing at Niu Jinda, this guy didn't give up, Li Chuan didn't pay attention to him, and said to Li Er and the others: "Isn't this a Spring Festival couplet?" Aren't you all sticking to it? ”
Li Er and the others looked confused, you look at me, I look at you, Spring Festival couplets? I haven't heard of it.
Then Fang Xuanling asked: "Boss Li, are there such Spring Festival couplets in the sky?" ”
Looking at the blank eyes of Li Er and the others, Li Chuan suddenly realized that the Tang Dynasty had not yet made it popular to post Spring Festival couplets!
Thinking about this, Li Chuan suddenly had an inexplicable sense of superiority, nodded to Fang Xuanling, and said, "That's right, there is also a Spring Festival in the sky, and such Spring Festival couplets are pasted!" ”
"Oh." Fang Xuanling understood.
Li Er looked at Li Chuan and was happy in his heart: "I know that you are the immortal behind the Internet café, but you don't recognize your identity because of some shameful reasons." ”
For a while, Li Er's gossip heart was burning, why was Boss Li demoted to the mortal world? Adultery with a fairy?
A generation of emperors began the road of infinite brain replenishment, is it a moral decline......
Fang Xuanling didn't know what Li Er was thinking in his head, and instructed the servant behind him: "You go home and tell your wife, so that she can also paste Spring Festival couplets on the side of all the doors of the house according to the Internet café." ”
"Yes, sir." The servant received the order, took a few more glances at the Spring Festival couplets in the Internet café, memorized them, and turned to leave.
"Wait a minute." Li Chuan looked at Fang Xuanling's operation and was a little confused, and asked, "Old Fang, you are going to post a pair of Spring Festival couplets on the side of all the doors in the house." ”
"No." Fang Xuanling also looked at him puzzled, "Isn't it too monotonous to be the same." ”
"Ahem!" Li Chuan straightened his clothes, so why don't you hurry up and ask me for a few Spring Festival couplets?
Although Li Chuan's talent is not very good, in the ears and eyes of later generations, this Spring Festival couplet can still remember a few classics.
At this time, I saw that Datang had not yet become popular Spring Festival couplets, so I didn't go to the Spring Festival couplets that appeared at the door of the pipe network bar, but sat back and waited for the comparison.
As a result, Fang Xuanling smiled casually: "Boss Li's Spring Festival couplets are indeed new, but they are not difficult things, and they can be brought casually." ”
After pondering for a moment, Fang Xuanling opened his mouth and said, "There you have it!" The five lakes and the four seas are full of spring, and the thousands of rivers and mountains are full of brilliance! ”
"Good! Wonderful! It just reflects the four words of Boss Li's Vientiane update. Du Ruhui immediately stroked his palms and drank.
Li Chuan blinked his eyes, this script is wrong. It stands to reason that this group of Datang hats stupidly pointed to the Spring Festival couplets and begged me for a pair. Then I recited a pair of classic Spring Festival couplets for them, which attracted their applause and scramble.
I put on a big match, waved my sleeves, and floated away, leaving behind a myth all over the ground.
That's right!
What's in front of you?
Fang Xuanling still stopped the servant and admonished: "Write down the one I just read, and let the eldest prince write the rest, if the writing is not good, I will go back and clean him up." ”
"Yes, sir."
Li Chuan looked at this scene and did not speak for a long time.
Finally, he silently walked back to the Internet café, returned to the bar, and scolded in his heart: "A ghost system!" What are you doing all this spring inexplicably!
Shallow! ”
After scolding for a long time, the system replied leisurely: "Approaching the New Year, an additional lottery will be rewarded." ”
"Huh?" Li Chuan was stunned, he originally thought that there was no New Year gift package, but there was actually a play?
"Hey, system?"
Li Chuan hurriedly summoned the system, but the system ignored him, and after saying such a word, he continued to dive.
"System, your uncle! ......" Seeing that the system ignored him, Li Chuan scolded again.
After scolding for a long time, the system reluctantly replied: "What are you doing?" ”
Extremely tsundere and indifferent.
"What the hell is going on with your ugly system? When you brought me to Datang, it was fine. Although I often talk a lot, I have a lot of communication, so why haven't you said a word lately?
The Spring Festival couplets outside the Internet café didn't tell me and I got them myself. Now I was notified when the Chinese New Year gift package was almost time to be distributed.
What exactly do you want to do?
I want to return it! ”
After listening to Li Chuan's words, the system was silent, and only when Li Chuan was about to scold him again did he say leisurely.
"In view of the host's salted fish and incompetence, the system has long lost the enthusiasm to counsel the host, and now it is like the host, a salted fish system."
"Huh?" Li Chuan opened his mouth wide, and suddenly fell into a daze, and his whole face was also extremely exciting.
"You system, salted fish? What the hell is my mother's system? ”
"Hey! Demon spirit, I want to change the system! ”
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