Chapter 294: Special at pretending to be stupid

Empress Wu wants to follow the emperor to Mount Tai to seal Zen, she is very concerned about this matter, and naturally has high requirements for the local officials of Mount Tai, and the place where the emperor and Empress Wu ascend Mount Tai is Bocheng County, which is also the location of the palace, so of course the security here is the top priority.

However, there are always ringing horses in this place in Henan Province, and they can't be wiped out, and the officials estimate that something may happen, and someone will have to be unlucky if something happens, so they have to find a person who carries the black pot in advance, and look for it, except for Zhen Mengde himself, other officials think that he is the most suitable for carrying the black pot.

So, all the officials unanimously elected Zhen Mengde as the Yanzhou Assassin History, and the officials of the Ministry of Officials were having a headache about the Xiangma, and suddenly saw that the officials of Henan Province jointly recommended a new Assassin Shi, and they understood in their hearts that this person was used to vent the anger of Empress Wu, and if the Ringing Horse was not clean, Empress Wu would be angry, and someone would definitely be unlucky, so this unlucky guy would be - Zhen Mengde!

The officials immediately pushed the boat down the river, issued an appointment, and let Zhen Mengde make the history of Yanzhou assassination, planning that in case of an accident, then he would borrow Zhen Mengde's head to dissipate the anger of Empress Wu!

But Zhen Mengde himself doesn't think so, he is very happy that he can be a assassin in his lifetime, whenever someone comes to congratulate him, he will be proud and humble, and said: "I can become a assassin, all by Meng, really Meng, just like my name, Zhen Mengde!" ”

Everyone who heard his words laughed, although they all understood what was going on in their hearts, and they were very sympathetic to this vulgar person, but no one wanted to remind him, just waiting for the day when he used his head to make Empress Wu angry!

However, things are not as people imagined, since Zhen Mengde took office, the ringing horses near Yanzhou have stopped a lot, although you can still hear the movement of the ringing horses from time to time, but the official road has become very peaceful, and the road that Empress Wu and the emperor have to take is the official road!

In other words, there will not be any trouble on the road to sealing Zen, and Empress Wu will not be angry, maybe she will give him some rewards because of Zhen Mengde's ability.

Now the magistrates of Henan Province are a little uncalm, Xiangma has not been wiped out, it is not certain when it will become rampant again, they have to keep Zhen Mengde, and they have to borrow his head at the critical moment.

But the disappearance of the ringing horse on the official road means that Zhen Mengde will be rewarded, and others will not get any benefits, which inevitably makes people jealous.

The officials of Henan Province are very entangled, and they all say that Zhen Mengde is lucky, and being an official does not rely on luck, but on Meng!

Zhen Mengde heard that Li Rizhi was coming, and hurriedly greeted him in person, Li Rizhi's identity as an envoy was not kept secret, he had already heard that this errand should be regarded as an inspection and acceptance, to see if the various matters on the road to Feng Chan were ready, so Li Rizhi should be regarded as the kind of favored minister who can say bad things about someone to Empress Wu at any time, and he needs to be a good one.

Seeing Li Rizhi in the main hall, Zhen Mengde immediately bowed to the ground and performed the salute to the fullest, then he raised his head and said with a smile on his face: "Angel Li, I finally looked forward to you, but I am looking forward to it, just like looking forward to the stars and the moon, and my mother-in-law is also looking forward to the angels!" ”

Li Rizhi's face turned green when he heard this, he didn't know what Zhen Mengde had done when he became an official, he just thought in his heart: "Why is this person so vulgar and full of nonsense, how did he become a state assassin?" At this level, you can be a thorn in history, how hard the background is! ”

Fu Guibao and Chen Yingying pouted together, and secretly said in their hearts: "Vulgar! ”

Cheng Zizai's face was expressionless, he had seen more than this vulgar person, and Zhen Assassin Shi couldn't even rank in the top ten!

I heard Zhen Mengde say again: "Angel Li, I heard that you are a new jinshi in the current department, the youngest jinshi, you are soaring at a young age, and your future is limitless, so I want to slap you, and so does my mother-in-law, I want to give my granddaughter to you as a mother-in-law, and you can also mix a wife or something in the future, what do you think?" ”

Fu Guibao and Chen Yingying were taken aback, and even Cheng Zizi, who had always been expressionless, had to be stunned when he listened, and the vulgar ranking in his heart, Zhen Assassin Shi instantly entered the top ten.

Li Rizhi laughed when he heard this, pretending, this Zhen Thorn Shi's vulgarity is definitely pretending!

Regardless of whether Zhen Mengde is really vulgar or relying on Meng, if he can achieve the official position of the assassin history, he will have a certain level, he and other assassins may have a lower level, but it is definitely higher than the ordinary people, and ordinary people will not say it, how can he say it, this is obviously pretending, and pretending to be too hot!

Li Rizhi arched his hand and said: "Thank you Zhen Thorn Shi Meiyi, the lower officials dare not be ashamed, but the imperial court sent the lower officials to supervise the matter, if you are subjected to the stammering of Zhen Thorn History, then maybe the court will be angry with you, and you will not be good for Zhen Thorn History!" ”

Zhen Mengde was slightly stunned, obviously he didn't expect Li Rizhi to answer like this, and then laughed and said, "Okay, then I won't stutter!" ”

At this time, the officials under the Yanzhou Assassin Shi came one after another, they didn't know what the supervision envoy was doing, and they didn't have this position before, but Li Rizhi was the favorite minister of Empress Wu, and had a very good relationship with the crown prince.

The subordinate officials of Yanzhou obviously did not deal with Zhen Mengde, and after they saw Li Rizhi, they naturally wanted to pat themselves on the back, but their sycophants were much more clever, not only did Li Rizhi listen to them like a spring breeze, but even Fu Guibao and they were dazzled and smiled, and they were not as vulgar as Zhen Mengde at all.

Zhen Mengde was snubbed, but he was not angry, but he always had nothing to say, and kept telling his subordinates that he wanted to give his daughter to Li Rizhi as a mother-in-law, but Li Rizhi refused, and he was not allowed to stutter things, as if he was rude and stupid, and if he was not known by everyone, he would not be happy.

The subordinate officials have no respect for Zhen Mengde, the superior, and some people don't even bother to be perfunctory, and their contempt is undoubtedly revealed, but Zhen Mengde doesn't seem to see it at all, and he doesn't mind at all!

After greeting for a while, Li Rizhi found an opportunity to tell him what he had encountered in Liangshan, and asked Zhen Mengde to send someone to bring those old men back to the yamen for interrogation.

As soon as this request was made, the lobby was silent when it was neutral, and the officials who were still slapping their sycophants just now looked at Zhen Mengde together, and Zhen Mengde was full of seriousness.

Zhen Mengde said: "Li Angel said Liangshan, I know, no one in the entire Yanzhou territory does not know that place in Liangshan, where there are many ringing horses, it is estimated that it is the place with the most ringing horses in the entire Henan Province, there is a big lake under Liangshan Mountain, the terrain is complicated, the officials and soldiers have repeatedly encircled and suppressed in the past, and they have not been able to exterminate it, but since I took office, there has been nothing happening there, it is estimated that the Xiangma have read a few books, so they will no longer do evil!" ”

There is obviously a sense of irony in his words, the robbers will not stop robbing the road because they have read a few books, they should be satirizing the magistrates of Yanzhou for not doing anything, they will only oppress the people, and they can be regarded as ringing horses who read books and put on official skins.

Li Rizhi glanced at Zhen Mengde, this Zhen Thorn is very good at pretending to be stupid, this person just said that he wanted to send his granddaughter to Li Rizhi, and he showed his stupidity when he met people, in fact, he was telling others that he wanted to slap the inspector, but he didn't tie the knot, he and the inspector were just in business dealings, that's all.

As for whether he will be looked down upon if he pretends to be stupid, whether he will get out of this position after only doing this job, it seems that he doesn't care, he is not young, and he doesn't seem to be a person who has read a lot of books, it is estimated that he himself knows that he will not work for a long time, so of course some things will not be taken to heart.

But what he said just now was said in an orderly manner, Liangshan had a ringing horse, and the "before" official army failed to suppress bandits, but after he took office, the ringing horse was honest!

Li Rizhi smiled slightly and asked, "I don't know if Zhen Tingshi will be old this year?" ”

Zhen Mengde smiled and said very bluntly: "It's very high, I'm about to get old, I have self-knowledge, and when I finish this assassination, I will return to my hometown and go back to my hometown to play with my grandson!" ”

Li Rizhi looked at the officials around him, and saw that some officials were expressionless, and some officials showed disdain on their faces, and it was obvious that they all knew that Zhen Mengde would not be able to do it for long.

There's something going on here!

Li Rizhi didn't say anything more, but said: "Please also ask Zhen Tingshi to send someone to clean up the vicinity of Liangshan again to deter Xiaoxiao!" ”

Zhen Mengde smiled: "That's natural, I'll send someone there, Li Angel don't worry!" ”

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