Chapter Ninety-Three: Sexual Affair Gets in the Way

There is wine today, drunk today, and sorrow tomorrow comes. Regardless of the chaos in Hebei, let him go tomorrow, I will laugh with a glass of wine, laugh and sing with beauties.

Xu Qing is a real landlord: in the morning, he wakes up from bed, pinches the people around him, the maid brings hot water, washes his face and rinses his mouth, and moves to the dining room. For breakfast, a stall of eggs and a bowl of freshly beaten millet soup boiled carefully. After eating, wipe your mouth, look at the weather, find a spacious house when the weather is good, fight boxing, practice swords, learn a few sets of fists and feet in the army, practice more, not to mention fighting invincible opponents all over the world, and it is always not bad to keep fit. The weather is bad, so I sit in the study and read, so I have to be familiar with traditional Chinese characters, right? In the future, it will be a state assassin history, and you have to read the official documents......

Before lunch, go to boil some water, water the small vegetable garden, add some firewood to keep warm, and by the way, pinch some vegetables and fry them at noon. After lunch, go out for a walk, go shopping in the West Market, take a look at the East Market, and look around when you see injustices, but you can't see it, and you can go to help out with the cow grazing. After shopping, go to your own store to have a look, get a bowl of hot braised pork to eat, and drink other customers to squat at the door of the store to face the cold wind to eat. Shaanxi people are good at squatting, squatting when resting, and squatting here when eating.

After eating the braised pork, I returned home, had dinner with my family, and added more than a dozen people, eating around the table, it was so lively, and I didn't feel lonely and bored in the winter snow night. At night work, Xu Qing sharpened a pen with charcoal and tried to record all the knowledge learned in later generations, so as not to forget it in the future. It's just that Xu Qing knows too many things in later generations, but he is proficient in it, so he can only write what he remembers, write a poem today, write a poem tomorrow, and write a poem tomorrow. In short, all kinds of tips, small techniques, all have to be written down, take out one of these things, and make anyone who knows rich and noble for a lifetime, Xu Qing thought, he can't use it up, leave it to Xu Xiaoqing.

Soon, the Chinese New Year is coming. Xu Qing himself wrote a twisted couplet, in order to cover up his ugly words, and also made the ugly words a little uglier, which seems to be deliberate, so that there is a bit of "clumsy" flavor in art.

The door reads: "The days increase the years, the people increase the longevity, the spring is full of blessings", and the second door reads: "Smooth sailing, good every year, everything goes well, and everything goes well". As for the word Fu, it can't be prevaricated by ancient clumsiness, so he can only wait for Shangguan Yi to come and let him write it.

The New Year is coming, call long live, and say good to each other for the New Year. When visiting relatives and friends, but also visiting elders. Heaven and Earth Jun's teacher, Xu Qing, as a cadre of Jinshi and candidates who have been arranged for work, naturally has to accept the New Year's greetings from these people. Whoever comes, Jinshi, send a pair of gloves; And he who entered the kingdom and the prison bought a hundred jars, filled them with snow, and gave them to him; If you join the staff, send a message, send a big vernacular encouragement, and say a few words "The college entrance examination can't decide everything!" words.

There are also ten talents that Xu Qing is optimistic about, although he is not good at writing poetry and strategy, but he is familiar with legal principles and can do "secular affairs". Xu Qing felt that these people could be used by him, so one person sent a protégé post, which meant that they could visit as Xu Qing's protégé. It's not bad, all ten people came, Xu Qing encouraged them, and gave them a big gift to make enough money and food to live for several months. Then I told them that in another month, or two months, you teachers and I will be released as officials, and then they will be promoted.

After dealing with the people who came to the door, I had to go out to visit other people by myself. First of all, it is the first big court in spring, so naturally I want to congratulate the emperor on the New Year. This congratulations was not bad, and rewards were issued according to grades, silverfish bags and brocade robes, ingots and jade, and a set of gold and silver jewelry for Xun Xue'er.

After the dispersal of the dynasty, several Shangshu level and Guogong level stayed to accompany the emperor to eat, but there was a small point mixed in - Xu Qing.

The relationship between the monarchs and ministers of the Tang Dynasty was good, and the atmosphere was also open, and there were not so many rules for drinking, so they walked to this table to toast and find that table to talk. In order not to be taught a lesson by Cheng Yanjin, Xu Qing took advantage of the fact that he hadn't drunk much wine yet, and after toasting the "big brothers", he slipped to the side of the civil officials. Talk about poetry and distance, spring and snow, more elegant, how good, don't have to be chased by the three-board axe, live a long time......

"Hey, Brother Xu, my family said that there are unclean things in your house, and you also put a charm on the door?"

"Ah, no, no, no, no, nothing like that, a charm?"

"Hey, Brother Xu, you can't love face...... Du Ruhui whispered: "Is it not going well?" ”

"Oh? If the intercourse is not going well, who will do it? Li Yuan didn't know when he walked down, and his ears were not pointed at all, and as he muttered, more people began to look at Xu Qing. Xu Qing's old face flushed: "Brother Nian, you still suffer me......" Du Ruhui bowed to Li Yuan, although Li Yuan asked jokingly, but it was also the Son of Heaven who inquired, and had to answer: "Your Majesty, the door of Xu Qing's mansion is pasted with two, red paper and black characters, so this is a question, it's not who has trouble with ...... sex."

"Xu Qing, you ...... Hahaha......" Li Yuan laughed loudly, red belongs to yang, write a spell, and stick it outside the door, it is an aphrodisiac move. Li Yuan stopped laughing and asked, "Xu boy, yes or no?" ”

"Your Majesty......" Xu Qing blushed and was about to refute. Li Yuan waved his hand and said, "Xu boy, doctors don't treat themselves, although you have been an official in the Tai Yi Department, don't be overconfident, go to the Tai Hospital, right?" ”。

"No, no, no, your majesty, my kind of charm is not for healing, it is for blessings......"

"Prayer?"

"Yes, yes, the gate is a place to welcome guests, if I want to welcome guests, it is better to treat Fu Lu Shou as a guest and welcome him into the house, so I wrote two auspicious words as a greeting......"

"That sounds fresh, what did you write?"

"The days increase the years, the people increase the longevity, the spring is full of blessings, and the door is full of ......" After Xu Qing finished speaking, Du Ruhui and the others lowered their heads and thought about it, and then nodded one after another, the format of these two sentences is very neat, and the artistic conception pattern is not small, could it be that Xu Qing extracted it from that text? Or is it a line from a new poem he wrote?

Li Yuan asked, "Only two sentences?" ”

"There are only two sentences, one sentence on the left side of the door and one sentence on the right side of the door......"

"Well, that sounds good, two lines of poetry, what do you say this spell is called?"

"Actually, it's not a charm, it's called Spring Festival couplets, write two-line poems, it's called pairs, it's also called couplets......" Xu Qing explained a little about Spring Festival couplets and pairs.

"Then why do some people say it's a charm?" Li Yuan nodded, but asked suspiciously.

"The minister's words ......" Xu Qing said softly with embarrassment, and scolded in his heart: My clumsy words! A pack of blind dogs......

"Hahahaha, I didn't expect that the famous talent in Chang'an, the stroke of his hand was actually regarded as a charm, hahaha, now those young and vigorous people should be balanced......" Li Yuan laughed and leaned forward, and the civil officials also laughed, and they didn't know whether it was a real smile or a fake smile, or a sneer. Anyway, Xu Qing couldn't see it, and he said curtly:

"Hey, hey, there's a saying that God closes a door for me, and will open another window of light for me, which gives me a bad word, and it can give me many other talents, and I ...... at the same time."

"Hmm...... Your words are good, your nonsensical skills are not comparable to others......" Li Yuan laughed at Xu Qing a few more words, making Xu Qing embarrassed for a while. However, in the eyes of others, this is the emperor's earnest teaching to Xu Qing, and he inadvertently revealed his feelings of licking calves, and he couldn't help but look up to Xu Qing a few points.

However, a few officials present who loved words secretly asked Xu Qing about the pair, and Xu Qing casually said a few pairs, which made several people feel fond of it, and they couldn't eat the wine, and they didn't invite people to chat, so they hid in the corner and went to study.

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