August 15, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival, every family is happy to reunite, happy, but in the Jingshi Zhang's family, it is a serious one, the four members of the family all stand solemnly in front of the case, under the leadership of the family advocate Kunshan, burn incense and kowtow to the statue of the patriarch.

After the sacrifice, Zhang Kunshan turned around and said in a deep voice to the two men and one woman below: "According to my Zhang family rules, only two apprentices can be accepted in each generation. The other person has to fend for himself and is not allowed to walk the rivers and lakes in the name of his own family.

Yifei and Hong Cheng, today is the day when the two of you have completed ten years of study, so according to the door rules, as a teacher, you must test the results of the two of you, so as to decide who is the successor of my Zhang family! ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Kunshan glanced at his daughter Zhang Lan and continued: "I also know that both of you are interested in the little girl Lan'er, so whoever wins today, I will marry Lan'er to him, and after three days, you can get married!" ”

Hearing Zhang Kunshan say this, Li Yifei and Zhang Lan couldn't help but glance at each other, they were smiling at each other, and it could be seen that the two had long been in love, maybe they had made a private lifelong decision, and even secretly ate the forbidden fruit, and they were very confident in Li Yifei's skills, and they believed that they would definitely win.

But seeing this scene, Tang Ning sighed in his heart, if things were so simple, then there was no need for me to come, right?

That's right, Tang Ning is in a God's perspective at this time, according to the system, he only needs to watch the current plot, and only after Li Yifei fails, can he enter his body and start this "ventriloquist" journey, simply put, he is forced to watch a super long and can't skip cutscene when playing online games.

Because Li Yifei is a junior brother, so he will play first, this Li Yifei is talented, no matter what the voice is, he can never forget and remember it, plus he has been practicing hard all these years, so his skills are usually higher than that of the senior brother Hong Cheng, so he and Zhang Lan are so confident.

According to the rules of the ventriloquist industry, "those who perform ventriloquism must stand behind the screen" (until the Republic of China, the ventriloquist Yin Shilin carried out reforms, and the ventriloquist walked from behind the eight-foot barrier to the stage, and the previous ventriloquist performance was not coordinated with body and facial expressions, and the famous ventriloquist masters now are basically from Yin Shilin).

Li Yifei performed Zhang Kunshan's masterpiece "A Hundred Birds Contending", saying that it is a hundred birds, but in fact, it is absolutely impossible to have a hundred kinds of bird sounds, but in general, the more imitations it is, the deeper the artist's skills, and to make a natural and smooth switch between different bird songs, which is extremely testing of kung fu.

This time, Li Yifei's performance was extremely successful, and he played his highest level, even Zhang Kunshan nodded again and again, and praised his daughter in a low voice: "Yifei's skills have improved again, and now he can imitate more than 30 kinds of birdsong sounds, and he can switch freely, fast and not chaotic!" ”

Hearing her father say this, Zhang Lan asked with a happy face: "Dad, if you say that, Brother Yifei will win!" ”

Zhang Kunshan just wanted to answer, but when he saw the eldest disciple Hong Cheng standing on the side, he had to change his words and said: "Your senior brother hasn't made a move yet, how can you say who wins and who loses!" ”

Then comforted Hong Cheng: "Hong Cheng, play well later!" ”

Hong Cheng nodded and said, "Master, don't worry, I will definitely give my best, and I am confident that the person who wins today must be me!" As he spoke, he glanced at Zhang Lan coldly.

Although Zhang Kunshan, Li Yifei and Zhang Lan didn't understand where Hong Cheng's self-confidence came from, it was obviously not appropriate to ask at this time, so they had to wait for his performance.

I saw Hong Cheng walking behind the screen, and as soon as the ruler sounded, he officially began to raise his voice.

But just the first sound, the room was shocked, because this burst of dog barking from far and near is so real, followed by the sound of women yawning, the sound of husband and wife having sex, the sound of children crying, etc., etc., all of which are vivid and vivid, making people feel as if they are in the scene! (The text is an abridged version, and the sexual affairs have been deleted...... ）

At this time, Li Yifei and Zhang Kunshan suddenly looked at each other and were dumbfounded, because it is relatively simple to imitate the sound of animals, but it is really too difficult to imitate people, especially those who have to constantly switch across gender and age, even Zhang Kunshan, can only imitate seven or eight points, and Hong Cheng at this moment is full of ten, without a trace of flaws!

Next, the sound of fire, cries for help, and snatching seemed to appear at the same time as a thousand voices (hundreds of people shouting, hundreds of children crying, hundreds of dogs barking, the sound of collapsing in the middle, the sound of fire, the sound of whirring wind, hundreds of thousands of people doing it together; and hundreds of thousands of cries for help, the sound of the house, the sound of snatching, the sound of splashing water, everything that should be there)

Hearing this, Li Yifei's face was pale, and he shouted: "This, this is impossible, how can one person make so many completely different sounds at the same time?" As he spoke, he rushed through the barrier.

But he was grabbed by Zhang Kunshan, and said: "Yifei, there is obviously only your senior brother behind this screen, what is the use of your past now?" ”

may have heard the noise, Hong Cheng behind the screen knocked on the ruler again, and suddenly all the voices dispersed, and then removed the screen, pointed to a table, a chair, a fan, and a ruler in front of him and said to Li Yifei: "Senior brother, do you see that there are other people here?" ”

Although he knew that this was the case, Li Yifei still found it difficult to accept the reality, and shouted again and again: "This is impossible, this is impossible!" Then he fell to the ground, unconscious.

Hong Cheng walked up to Zhang Kunshan, lowered his hand and asked, "Master, who do you think won today?" ”

Zhang Kunshan sighed, and then said helplessly: "Hong Cheng, you won, and you will be my heir to the mantle in the future." ”

"What about the little junior sister?" Hong Cheng pressed forward step by step.

Zhang Kunshan glanced at Zhang Lan, who shook her head again and again, and finally closed her eyes ruthlessly and said: "Naturally, I will marry you as my wife, and after the three of them, they will get married!" ”

"No, Daddy! I don't want to! Seeing this, Zhang Lan hurriedly cried.

"Little junior sister, if you say you don't want to before the competition, it's too late, but it's too late now, do you want to fall into the situation where the master is untrustworthy?" Hong Cheng said with a cruel smile.

Three days later, Hong Cheng and Zhang Lan got married. Five days later, Zhang Kunshan fell ill and died. And Li Yifei was exiled and returned to the capital half a year later, and Tang Ning was able to start his journey of texts!

PS: The brain hole of this text comes from Li Yifei of Zhihu, and it is hereby declared.