Chapter 149, Qin Huaiyu scolded everyone! (-: Three more to subscribe to the small ticket ~_~.)
"Shhh Kill two birds with one stone! ”
There was a sudden exclamation in the Internet café, and then one after another.
"That's amazing! Kill two birds with one stone. ”
It turned out that the old netizens watched today's biography of the Condor Heroes and saw the plot of Guo Jing killing two birds with one stone on the grassland.
They don't know anything about martial arts for the time being, but they still have a certain degree of understanding of archery.
Among the Tang Dynasty boys, the ranger atmosphere is quite strong, so Shangwu, basically will learn a few hands, like archery, swordsmanship, cheap arts......
Well, the last one is not, this cheap sword is not the other sword, and it has not yet been developed in Datang.
However, Li Chuan estimated that the old Cheng family should have something to study......
These are all details, and the old netizens are still amazed by Guo Jing's amazing archery skills.
The students in the Internet café stood up one after another, twisted their bodies to look at the computers of the old netizens, and asked curiously, "Teaching assistant, what are they playing?" ”
Cheng Chubi glanced at it, full of envy, and said casually: "TV series." ”
"What is a TV series?"
"TV series, you'll know it later, now let's play "Dynasty Warriors VR Special Edition" first!"
Cheng Chubi jumped and scolded, don't you say it, with the aftermath of Cheng Chubi's stay of Cheng Chumo just now, none of the Internet café students stood up to refute this twelve-year-old boy who scolded them......
Cheng began to teach them to put on their helmets and open the game, and when he saw one of the options, he was slightly stunned.
Then he raised his eyebrows and clicked down with the mouse without moving.
Turn on the pain feedback system......
There are nine people in a row, and none of them are left behind, and the "family" must be neat, complete, and arranged!
After getting it, Cheng Chubi suddenly felt a little embarrassed in his heart, was he a little evil? These people are also their own disciples.
Just thinking about it, Zhang Huai'an, the nephew of Zhang Gongjin's family in Dingyuan County, opened his mouth and asked, "Assistant Teacher Cheng, why did Assistant Teacher Qin and others demonstrate in person, but Assistant Teacher Cheng didn't give me a demonstration?" ”
As he spoke, he pointed at Qin Huaiyu and Zhou Fulai.
Cheng Chubi looked back, it was true, Qin Huaiyu and others were on the scene in person, explaining to the students of the Internet café while operating.
"......" Cheng Chubi looked at it for a while, turned his head, glared at Zhang Huai'an, walked up to him, picked up the mouse, and adjusted the pain feedback system to 100% ......
"Humph! Can I tell you about the fact that I was banned from the Internet for three days by my master? ”
didn't answer Zhang Huai'an's words, Cheng Chubi pressed him directly on the chair and urged everyone to play the game.
The others were afraid of Cheng Chubi's previous "sunflower point acupuncture hand", although they were also suspicious, but they didn't dare to ask, so they could only honestly follow Cheng Chubi's words.
Cheng Yanjin, who was in the distance, was urging the tailor and painter, while paying attention to Cheng Chubi's side, watching Cheng Chubi scold the noble children honestly, and nodded with satisfaction.
It's just that...... When he swept through the hall and stood still, Cheng Chumo and the others who were used as test subjects for Li Chuan, and asked Princess Changle to practice the sunflower acupoint solving technique.
can't help but feel a little painful, this third child, is very good at his old Cheng's true biography, that is, he is a special mother, cross-legged everywhere, not only is he unreasonable and shameless outside, but he also likes to be horizontal in the nest for his brothers!
This makes Lao Cheng very worried, and it hurts to clasp his head!
Lao Cheng is very worried, Cheng Chubi is also worried, he can't get on the Internet café! I can't watch TV series, I can't play games, and I have to teach a group of people......
After Zhang Huai'an and the others basically got on track in the game, Cheng Chubi went to the bar to soak a bucket of instant noodles, and watched them play the game while eating instant noodles.
This is a little more relaxed.
In this way, time slowly came to the afternoon in Cheng's melancholy mood.
The three hours of Zhang Huaian and others have run out one after another, and you have to let them say what they have learned.
They will not hesitate to tell you that they have learned to hide! Run! Escape!
Why?
"This game is too special and real!"
As soon as the time was over, there were people complaining.
"That's it!" Zhang Huai'an took over the words, bared his teeth and grinned, "In the last scene, I hid in a granary, I don't know where a loss flew from, and an arrow shot directly through my head!"
Special mother's! Can you understand that feeling? An arrow through the head!
It's painful! Then the imminent feeling of death grabbed my throat tightly, and it was terrible!
I will never go to war in this life, death is terrible! ”
"That's it!"
A group of Internet café students led by Cheng Chubi echoed their words.
Originally, after they entered the game, looking at the magnificent and tragic battlefield, their hearts were excited, and they rushed forward to do it with a wave of the weapon in their hands, which also broke out the bloody nature of the Tang Dynasty.
It's just that after a contact, the special mother's was slashed on the body by someone, it really hurts!
After coming back a few times like this, the noble sons and daughters who have tasted all the hardships are willing to go up and fight, and they are all desperately running on the battlefield.
Where to go safely, anyway, they don't go to fight, what hardships have they endured since they were children, at most, they suffer a little when they practice martial arts on weekdays, but here is a life-and-death fight!
That's literally being cut down!
"If you kill me, you won't go to battle!"
"Smack!"
As he was talking, the noble disciple was slapped in the face, and he turned his head in a daze, only to see Qin Huaiyu with a cold face, looking at him coldly.
The man covered his face and opened his mouth, but under Qin Huaiyu's gaze, he didn't say anything after all.
"Don't dare to go to war?"
Qin Huaiyu snorted, waved his arms and said, "My Tang Dynasty boys are all such weak and timid people?
Can you just lie down and enjoy the glory and wealth that your fathers have fought so hard for? Then he was pointed at his spine and scolded, a group of wretched!
If everyone is as afraid of war as you, when your respective elders have left Datang, you will be the ones who will be in high positions in Datang at that time.
When that time comes, the Turks will come, the Tibetans will come, and Goguryeo will come, what should I do!
Wagging his tail and begging for mercy, offering his dignity, offering His Majesty, in order to survive! ”
Qin Huaiyu let out a loud shout and said, "Tell me, what else can you do besides surrender!" ”
Zhang Huaian and the others blushed when Qin Huaiyu said it.
"A group of people who are greedy for life and afraid of death! From time to time, people slander us as just lucky to be born, born in Xungui's family, born with a good life, and still a group of fun-loving and lustful wretched people who can't support the wall.
I never believe in these, no matter where I, Qin Huaiyu, am born, I have to be a Tang Dynasty man who stands up to the sky!
However, what you just said made me really ashamed and ashamed! ”
"I'm even afraid of a game! It didn't hurt, it didn't kill you, it didn't bleed, it didn't hurt at all.
It's just that the battlefield is too realistic, and that's it, it scares you like this? What a bunch of rubbish! ”
Qin Huaiyu scolded people, it was a little merciless, Zhou Fulai and the others were surprised, they couldn't believe it, the person in front of him was Qin Huaiyu, the gentle and beautiful son on weekdays?
Zhang Huaian and the others listened to Qin Huaiyu's words, and they all lowered their heads and didn't dare to refute, and they and the others really behaved poorly.
However, when he heard Qin Huaiyu's words, "Huh? ”
Zhang Huaian raised his head, looked at Qin Huaiyu in confusion, and muttered, "No pain? ”
(End of chapter)