Chapter 4 Cattle do not drink water and press their heads

Tie Xinyuan is not optimistic about Su Shi's beautiful male plan. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

This is mainly related to his obese figure.

In the courtyard, Zhang would only look at the tall men with short hair or long beards with admiration.

I didn't watch Su Shi who was infatuated at all, and his performance was completely a performance for the blind.

This proud fellow thought that he deserved to be loved by all the women, and did not hesitate to help his teacher in this most stupid way.

Some people may like it, and some people don't appreciate talented men, especially women like Zhang, who have long been accustomed to seeing Ouyang Xiu and other talented people, and the things she pursues are more practical, such as wealth, power, and handsome men.

If his stomach of poetry is contained in Tie Xinyuan's belly, it may make Zhang's heart move, but this is just a simple plus.

The poison needle is simple, one needle will make people miserable, two needles will make people lose the fun of being a man, once the three needles go down, no matter what purpose Zhang holds, he just wants to leave this terrifying place as soon as possible.

Mushrooms, poisonous needles, and gunpowder have always been the three magic weapons of the Iron Heart Source, and they will not be used easily, but once they are used, they must play their due role.

Originally, it would not be easy to show people, but for some reason, Tie Xinyuan liked Su Shi no matter how he looked at it.

Even if he's doing something stupid!

Tie Xinyuan kept shaking his head when he thought of this, this guy has already done it in his life, and there are really many stupid things he is going to do.

has been pitted by friends all his life, but he has held the greatest kindness and warmth to his friends all his life.

The reason why the famous Yuanyu Party has his name on the inscription is entirely because his friends are on the inscription.

Even if he was sent to Huangzhou, he never complained about his friends in the slightest when he wrote the heart-wrenching "Huangzhou Cold Food Post".

His wife farms barefoot on the eastern slope, he is busy in Huangzhou with a bamboo cane, and he lives in a burrow that leaks on all sides, and he does not forget to paint snowflakes on the walls, which is called the snow room!

In such a situation, he can still write - bamboo canes and shoes are lighter than horses, who is afraid? Such sentences.

Some friends come from afar, and even if they let their wives be the last piece of jewelry, they have to entertain their friends who are also in trouble.

Such a person makes people unable to feel bad at all!

After teaching Su Shi how to use blow arrows, Tie Xinyuan stepped into the middle hall of Ouyang Xiu's house.

With a smile on his face, if Su Shi could use this blow arrow, Tie Xinyuan felt that his hard work was not in vain.

Even if this damn optimist is extremely sad and angry in the future, he will have a small weapon that can fight back.

Many times, the node that determines whether a person tolerates or resists is a weapon!

Nowadays, blowing arrows are no longer used as the main purpose of taking human life, but more as a punitive weapon.

The patio of Ouyang Xiu's house was very small, and when Tie Xinyuan went in, Ouyang Xiu saw it early in the morning, but he pretended to look down and read the book.

This is a kind of weak-minded practice, and this righteous gentleman will not hide his demeanor.

"I'm not here to ask you for those ten war horses, let alone ask you to help me propose marriage, the reason why I came is to want to know what the official family wants me to do in Khotan?

Now, I have just gained a firm foothold in Khotan, but I am in ruins, and even if I have the heart to help the Great Song Dynasty accomplish its strategic goals, my subordinates will not allow me to destroy the national fortunes of Khotan at one time. ”

Ouyang Xiu embarrassedly put down the book in his hand and said with a wry smile: "Brother Xiren said that you would come to me, but I didn't expect you to come so quickly." ”

Tie Xinyuan sighed and said: "Now that the soldiers in the land of Hami are in danger, on the other side of the Tianshan Mountains, the battle between the Qarakhanid and the Uighur Khan has reached the most fierce time, and the victory and defeat will be decided.

And the Tangut people and Khitans are all eyeing me Hami, and I am already ashamed of my subjects when I leave Hami at this time.

If this matter continues to drag on, once there is a crisis in Hami, I will not be able to escape the blame!

How can you still use your precious time to useless rip it up? ”

"Do you have to marry a princess?"

Ouyang Xiu hesitated for a long time before he said this very conscientious sentence.

Tie Xinyuan nodded resolutely and said: "This is certain, I met the princess when I was a child, and I vowed to marry her when I was ten years old. ”

Ouyang Xiu's eyes were very warm, and they fell on Tie Xinyuan's body like sunshine, and this guy who was as kind as a spring breeze smiled and said: "The beacon fire has played the princes, and King Ping can only move east."

Yang Yuhuan sang a beautiful dress, the soldiers on Jiannan Road were clamoring, a generation of beauties had a slim soul, you don't have to love the princess too much, and repeat the disaster of your predecessors. ”

Tie Xinyuan said with a smile: "If I fail, it must be because I am not thoughtful, unprepared, and my plan has failed.

In any case, it has nothing to do with women and women. “

"You promised ten miles of red makeup, and it can be said that it is a talking point in the boudoir, which is nothing to the emperor.

If you ask to marry a princess in the name of Tiexinyuan, 350,000 yuan of red makeup will definitely become a beautiful conversation, and if you propose 350,000 yuan as the lord of Khotan, it will be thinner. ”

"What exactly do the officials want us to do? Hami is now just a seedling, unable to withstand the devastation, let alone take on great responsibilities.

If the burden is placed on the Khotanese state too early, I think that the officials and princes will be overly optimistic. ”

Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: "You should go to Bao Xiren, the official family has already made a rule and given him the right to decide, whether you can marry the princess or not depends entirely on him, if you can convince him, this matter will be done." ”

Tie Xinyuan thought for a moment and said, "Please also ask Mr. to invite on your behalf." ”

"Oh? You and Bao Xiren have always been close, why do you need the old man to match? Why is that? ”

"There are three things in the world that are the most foolish."

"I want to hear about it."

"One: Reason with the people of the Western Regions!"

Ouyang Xiu smiled: "You know best whether this point is correct or not, since you say so, let's believe it." ”

"Second: Talk to the Song people about death!"

Ouyang Xiu laughed and said: "Song life is prosperous, and he died in peace, and it is indeed inappropriate to talk to them about danger. ”

"Third: discuss personal affairs with Bao Xiren!"

The smile on Ouyang Xiu's face disappeared, and he said lightly to Tie Xinyuan: "Tie Han is not ruthless, this statement is biased, a person who promises the country with his body is right no matter what he does, and there is no loss in the avenue." ”

"If I hadn't gone to the Western Regions, I would still be an ordinary Song person, and I would definitely agree with Mr. 's words."

"Creation makes people, the old man has forgotten that you are already the lord of a country, and your position is completely different from that of the Great Song Dynasty.

Bao Xiren is upright, it is a blessing for the Great Song Dynasty, but for those of you who want to benefit from the Great Song Dynasty through personal affairs, you have become a wicked person! ”

Tie Xinyuan naturally heard the meaning of estrangement in Ouyang Xiu's words, and the promise that he couldn't get from Bao Zheng couldn't get it from him Ouyang Xiu.

For these old masters, the land of China is only the Central Plains, except for the Central Plains, the rest of the places are wild and fishy places, tasteless to eat, and it is a pity to abandon them.

Tie Xinyuan didn't talk much, it was basically useless to reason with Ouyang Xiu, and the things he decided couldn't be pulled back by ten cows.

"In that case, please tell Mr. Xiren that he is waiting for him at the tea pavilion outside the West Gate."

Ouyang Xiu didn't mean to leave Tie Xinyuan, he sat there without saying a word, waved his hand, and an old servant in gray walked in with a heavy box and put it in front of Tie Xinyuan.

Ouyang Xiu said: "Ten good horses are worth ten thousand gold, the old man is shy in his pocket, only these, and the rest will be made up by the old man in the future." ”

Tie Xinyuan paused for a moment, opened the box and glanced at it, but smiled instead of being angry: "Mr. keeps these silver coins and is of great use."

The westward journey is long, and it is not a day or a night to get there, so it is good to save the money for spending on the road. ”

After speaking, he took his leave.

The old servant looked at the gold and silver in front of him and said with a smile: "Xianggong, in this way, the lady should not shed any more tears." ”

Ouyang Xiu sighed and said, "Fool's opinion, haven't you heard that this wicked man is preparing to coerce the old man to go to the Western Regions and Khotan?" ”

When Tie Xinyuan came to the front yard, he found Su Shi standing by the corner gate with a bitter face.

Seeing that Tie Xinyuan came out, he grabbed the blow arrow and blow cartridge in his hand and prepared to return it to Tie Xinyuan.

"What, it doesn't work?"

Su Shi said with palpitations: "It's not that it's not easy to use, it's too easy to use." ”

Tie Xinyuan smiled: "Since it's easy to use, it's good to keep it for self-defense." ”

Su Shi shook his head resolutely and said: "It can't be used, I'd rather watch the Zhang family continue to stay in the mansion and disgust Mr. than see the appearance of the Zhang family after being hit by the arrow."

A woman who was shot in the back of the buttocks would have forgotten her shame in pain, took off her dress in public, and rolled on the ground in order to relieve her pain......

This weapon is too vicious, it is against human nature, Zhang did something wrong because she is sorry sir, I use such a weapon to make her suffer, this is not mine. It's like putting my mind on the same level as Zhang's mind.

I've missed it once, and I'm already guilty in my heart, how can I make a mistake again and again?

This is not the virtue of a gentleman, I don't do it! ”

Tie Xinyuan took the blow arrow with a smile, put it back into his arms and said with a smile: "There are snowy white snow, vast Gobi, lush poplars, and iron-colored mountains in the Western Regions. ”

Su Shi said with a smile: "How fast it is to travel to the west with a sword, if someone can be my guide, it is my wish to go to the Western Regions." ”

Tie Xinyuan looked at Su Shi and said with a smile: "I'll be your guide, and I guarantee that when you go to the Western Regions, you will definitely be able to see how magnificent the land we live in." And I guarantee that you won't regret your trip.

Hurry up and get ready to pack your bags! ”

Su Shi was taken aback, grabbed Tie Xinyuan and said, "I'm just talking about ......"

Tie Xinyuan smiled and said: "A gentleman is difficult to chase after a horse, how can he go back on his word, not to mention that Mr. Ouyang will also go with him, how can you, as a student, abandon Mr. (To be continued.) )