Chapter 367 Small shrimp big big shrimp small

Wu Jingya coughed twice, don't talk nonsense. Wu's sweat came down, and he casually took out a handkerchief from his pocket as he spoke.

The little man is sharp-eyed, isn't this our eldest lady's handkerchief? You see, there's a word of hope on it.

The big man smiled innocently, it turns out that you and the eldest lady have exchanged love tokens. You're our boss's big bed fast son in law from then on, hahaha.

The little man glanced at the big man with disdain, you are uneducated, and you have a big bed and a fast son-in-law, why don't you have a double bed and a fast son-in-law? It's called the East Bed Quick Son-in-law.

Why is it called the East Bed Quick Son-in-law? The big man touched his head and was puzzled.

Wu Jingya knew this allusion and began to explain. During the Eastern Jin Dynasty, there was a very powerful person who heard that the sons and nephews of the Wang family were very powerful, so he contacted Wang Dao, the patriarch of the Wang family. Gao Wuta, I would like to choose one of these juniors in your family to be my son-in-law. I'll be in your house in a few days, and you get them ready. The young men of the Wang family were naturally very happy when they heard that there was a family affair sent to the door. All of them are carefully dressed up, hoping to perform in front of the future father-in-law. Why? Because they all know that this person's daughter is a beautiful woman with a flower in ten miles and eight towns, willow leaves, curved eyebrows, and cherry mouth. When this person went to the Wang family to pick a son-in-law, all the young people behaved very actively, chanting poems, the right ones, and the dance and writing were not lively. The whole Wang family is like a bazaar, and all the young people are desperately trying to sell themselves. Only one of the children of the Wang family was lazily lying on the bed in the east wing.

The big man replied wisely, then this lazy guy must not have been chosen.

You listened to Brother Wu finish speaking, the little man was still smart, and he didn't interject in a hurry.

It's strange to say, the prospective father-in-law, seeing this lazy guy's expression, there was an indescribable momentum between his eyebrows. Immediately became interested in this misfitted young man. Later, the young man of the Wang family who was lying on the east bed was chosen as his son-in-law, and this young man was the famous calligrapher Wang Xizhi in the future. After the story was told, Wu looked at the big and small people quite proudly.

The big man asked the little man who Wang Xizhi was.

The little man shook his head.

Wu Jingya knew that he was playing the piano to the cow, and he covered his face helplessly and said, It's okay, you just let me fart.

By the way, Brother Wu, what should we do next? Our brothers have come to listen to you.

Well, the red clay will dock at the Dama Port in Zhejiang, and there will be someone on the shore to pick it up. The exact number of people is unknown. In this case, I would like to ask you two to get me a car first, and we will quickly run to Malaysia Port to find out the situation before the ship docks, and then make a decision.

The big man and the little man stand up angrily, the eyebrows are not eyebrows, the nose is not the nose.

Why did these two guys change their faces again, they were simply moody. What's wrong, what I'm saying is inappropriate?

The big man said angrily, of course it's not appropriate.

The little man went on to say, we treat you as a big brother, and the two red hearts will be taken out for you, and they will treat each other with all sincerity. But what about you, what about you? Let's go find a car and say please, are you scolding?

Wu spread his hands helplessly, isn't this polite?

Everyone is a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, can you not come to the society, please, you, only people who are not their own people will talk to their brothers like this. You've really broken our hearts. The big man's face was full of grievances and disappointment.

Wu understood, also stood up, pointed at the big and small man and scolded, you two bastards, hurry up and get a car for Lao Tzu.

Good. The big and small people were happy to fart, they first bowed, and then said, this is their own people! Then I went to get a car.

It's a. Wu Jingya sighed, he looked carefully at the handkerchief in his hand, and then smiled slightly and stuffed the handkerchief into his arms. The mouth muttered, East bed fast son-in-law, hahaha, East bed fast son-in-law.

The big and small people got a car very quickly, and even Wu Jingya was very surprised by their speed. One of them sat in the driver, the other in the co-pilot, drove the car to the mouth of the alley, and beckoned Wu Jingya to come over.

Wu got into the car, and the car swaggered past in front of the patrol room, and the patrolmen who had just had a conflict with Wu saluted when they saw a car passing by.

Wu was very strange, why did they salute?

The big man said with a smile, because we were driving Cao Xin's car. Aha.

The little man said that I had just taken the car keys off Cao Xin when he was packing up.

By the way, what's your name?

The big man replied, My name is Little Shrimp.

The little man replied, "My name is Prawn."

Aang, you two are brothers?

The two men nodded.

We are twins.

Wu can be regarded as a long insight, twins? What are you kidding, hey, and say, big man, why are you called a shrimp.

I'm smaller than my brother Big Shrimp, so I'm called Little Shrimp.

Well, that's really strange, the elder brother is so small, and the younger brother is so big.

Yes, our parents are also surprised. When we had the rest, we had a total of 10 pounds, my brother had seven pounds, and I had three pounds.

Well, what an interesting brother. That's it, let's find a way to get some weapons or something before we go to Malaysia.

Don't worry, Brother Wu.

Cheng, I'll squint for a while, and call me when I get to the ground.

Cheng, Brother Wu, you can sleep.

Wu Jingya sighed, in fact, dealing with these hooligans is not as difficult as imagined, as long as your ability is higher than theirs, they will obey you. It's much easier to deceive the upper class.

I don't know how long I slept, Wu Jingya woke up groggily. He heard gunshots outside, was very worried, and hurried out of the car. When I got out of the car, I saw that I was already near a port. There are many ports next to Zhejiang, with more than 1,000 islands. This Malaysian port is one of the most inconspicuous. Where they stopped, there was a wide, straight artificial embankment leading to the sea, apparently a simple mooring point for ships. On both sides of the road, very few goods are piled up, like hills, neatly arranged. Obviously, the throughput of this port is average.

The prawn and the small shrimp took a bunch of wine bottles and put them on the beach, the prawns lit it with a kerosene lamp, and the small shrimp held a German Mauser rifle, aimed, snapped three shots, and none of them hit, and the bottles stood still.

Brother, why are you so stupid? Look at me, the small shrimp and the big shrimp swapped places, and there were three shots again, and the bottle was not poured.

Wu walked over with a smile, such a good gun is ruined in your hands.

Seeing that Wu was awake, Xiao Shrimp threw the rifle to him, Brother Wu, will you make this thing? Show your hands. Then he threw over a five-bullet magazine.