Chapter 496: The Evening Festival is not guaranteed
Ma Chao saw that Yuan Tan was drunk to death, and laughed: "Dad, do you see that he is at this level, and he still dares to fight?" Ay? Why am I a little dizzy too? ”
"I'm dizzy too!" Ma Teng was shocked, "Is this wine so strong?" ”
The voice did not fall, bang bang .......
Including Ma Teng, Han Sui, Ma Chao, Pang De Ma Dai, and these people all fell to the ground.
Damn, how is this possible!
Before they fainted, Ma Teng still had this thought. After all, they are all heroes, and they don't talk about hundreds of poems on weekdays, but they also fight wine in a hundred steps, but they didn't expect to pour it as soon as they drank it today.
"What's the name of this wine?" Ma Chao was the last to faint and asked Xu Chudao.
Xu Chu swollen around his waist, "Stuffy the horse." ”
~, it turned out to be the same as the five elements of his own surname, Ma Chao pulled it over.
"Dad, brother, Cheng Xiang!" Ma Yunlu ran over, but he also fainted halfway and fell on Yuan Tan.
When everyone else fell, Yuan Tan woke up, picked up Ma Yunlu as soon as possible, and put him on the bed.
Turning around, he began to give orders, "Dian Wei, you immediately notify our army to come up." ”
"Xu Chu, you immediately take someone to take Ma Teng and them away and detain them, Ma Teng will be useful to me if he stays."
Half an hour later.
"Enemy attack, enemy attack! Yuan Jun is here! ”
Xiliang Tanma returned to the camp in a panic.
"My father, send someone to find my father, prepare for the battle!" Ma Tie, who stayed behind, panicked.
"Don't mess up, I'm coming, don't mess up! Yuan Jun was brought by me. ”
Just when the people of Xiliang were panicking, they saw Ma Teng riding a horse in the distance.
The people of Xiliang were suddenly completely confused, how could Yuan Jun be brought by the lord?
"Dad, what's going on! Why did you bring Yuan Jun here? Ma Tie motioned for the soldiers to open the door and shouted to the outside.
"Because I have surrendered to the prime minister." Ma Teng said lightly.
Groove~
The people of Xiliang were dumbfounded.
"Dad, how can you surrender!"
"Why can't I surrender?"
This sentence almost choked the entire Ma Jiajun army to death.
"You're not my father!"
"I'm your father, rabbit cub, open your eyes and take a good look at whether it's your father and me!"
In fact, Ma Teng is dizzy now, and Yuan Tan manipulated him in the back. He also knew that it would not last long, but fortunately he had bought time for the arrival of the large army.
Now seeing that the matter is about to be revealed, he doesn't stop doing anything, pulls out his sword and stuffs it in Ma Teng's hand, grabs Ma Teng's hand again, and rides the horse to kill it.
"Kill! Surrender to me, if you don't surrender, you won't be killed! ”
Seeing that Ma Teng was coming, the soldiers of Xiliang dared to face the enemy and fled in all directions.
"It's you, Yuan Tan!" When Ma Tie saw that there was another person behind Ma Teng, his hair exploded.
But there weren't many people in Xiliang who saw Yuan Tan, and they all thought Ma Teng was crazy.
"Don't run, form a formation to defend against the enemy!" Ma Tie shouted.
"Resist the enemy's wool, your father is here!"
Ma Jiajun passed on ten to hundred, and when he heard that Ma Teng was crazy and killed his own people, he suddenly felt that he had no love and no fighting spirit, so he scattered and fled.
Ma Tie cried, what happened? Why was my father controlled by Yuan Tan?
In this way, in one night, the Xiliang people killed by Yuan's army turned on their backs and annihilated more than 10,000 enemies.
The next morning.
Ma Yunlu woke up and saw his brother Ma Tie, "Ah, I drank too much at the beginning, how is this good?" What about them? ”
Ma Tie burst into tears, "Sister, Dad, they were all arrested by Yuan Tan." ”
"Huh?" Ma Yunlu passed out again.
…………
this day.
The county seat of Michi.
Jia Xu and they are blowing the conch, what thousands of generations, dominating the world.
They also didn't expect that Yuan Tan would make a strange plan and catch all the heads of Xiliang at one time.
If you don't blow the conch, you feel sorry for such a great achievement.
It has to be blown, blown by Ula Ula's.
But seeing Yuan Tan leave depressedly.
Suddenly looked at each other, we blew it like this, the lord is still not happy? It seems that the level of the lord has improved again, and we also have to evolve and think of some better words to continue to be afraid of sycophants.
Although he caught Ma Teng, Yuan Tan was not happy in his heart.
After all, there is still a Ma Yunlu floating outside, and it is not easy to meet in the future.
Night.
Xu Chu, who was on duty, saw that Yuan Tan was not happy and wanted the Lord to be happy, so he went out and got a bottle and came back.
"My lord, this is the spoils of war, specially dedicated to you." Xu Chu Xianbao's mysterious mentality said.
"What kind of loot?" Yuan Tan was bored.
Xu Chu said mysteriously: "So, so, so, so, ......." ”
Yuan Tan was taken aback, it turned out to be the world's first pure medicine.
Sure enough, I saw that the bottle said that it was the best in the world, and I looked confident to be able to write it so straightforwardly.
Xu Chu said in a low voice: "Lord, do you need to go down and find a beauty for you outside?" ”
"Not yet." Yuan Tan said.
So Xu Chu withdrew.
Yuan Tan took the bottle that said No. 1 in the world and looked at it, and smiled helplessly.
This thing is hard to find for other men, but for Yuan Tan, it doesn't mean much. After all, he has a man with a golden gun, so he wants this to be useful.
But Xu Chu took out such a precious thing, and he was also loyal and filial, so he accepted it.
I casually put it on the desk, picked up the bamboo slip and looked at it.
Outside.
"What people!" Xu Chu stopped the comer.
"I'm here to deliver tea." It was a subordinate who came, carrying a plate and saying.
Xu Chu has also seen this subordinate a few times, and he didn't suspect him, so he put him in.
"Prime Minister, please drink tea ......."
When the servants came in, they knelt on the ground and offered their offerings.
The medicine can not be eaten, and the tea must not be drunk, Yuan Tan took a sip of the tea bowl. There is also some sweetness, it seems that the people are attentive, so they drink it all.
Yuan Tan looked at this subordinate with clear eyebrows, took out a hundred-yuan bill and threw it on the tray, signaling that the subordinate could go.
But the next man didn't leave.
Yuan Tan frowned, if you can't even look down on a tip of a hundred yuan, how did you do it?
He couldn't help but look over, and suddenly felt a cold current rush up from his stomach, and then he couldn't move.
it~, it's a plan!
Yuan Tan immediately remembered that he had caught Ma Teng like this, and it seemed that the medicine he had taken this time was not dizzy, but paralyzed.
Cangchang~
Sure enough, the subordinate with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes had already turned hideous and showed his dagger.
Yuan Tan was already paralyzed and couldn't speak loudly.
Seeing the dagger getting closer and closer, Yuan Tan was sweating all over, could he die here like this?
If you don't want to die, you have to find a way to come out.
However, they can't move, what else can they do?
Although Yuan Tan was already full of liver and gall, he was calm like water at the moment, and said lightly: "The true appearance has a clear conscience in his life, why do you want to assassinate the true appearance?" ”
"You still have a clear conscience!" The Assassin was obviously almost taken away by these words, especially when he calmly said that he had a clear conscience.
Hey? Did he see what I did to be immoral? Impossible, right? I'm very secretive.
You must know that Yuan Tan killed more than 100,000 people, and those who have an enmity with him can only be calculated by computer, and I don't know what kind of hatred this person in front of him is, but it seems that the hatred must be very big.
When his eyes wandered, Yuan Tan saw the number one bottle in the world.
After the whole face convulsed, evil was born from the side of the gall.
He immediately became proud, and said proudly: "You can kill me, you are a hero, ordinary people can't kill me." I admire a hero like you the most, before we die, let's have a drink. ”
"You're still so arrogant when you're dying!" The assassin simply crooked his nose in anger, and instead placed the dagger on Yuan Tan's neck.
Yuan Tan trembled, and it took a lot of effort to be able to speak a little louder, and shouted: "Look at you are a hero, you are so gutsless, I can't even move, I just want to have a drink with someone who can kill me." ”
After speaking, he looked at the assassin with disdain, "Are you so seedless?" ”
It seems that Yuan Tan's words finally stimulated the assassin.
In fact, the assassin didn't want to kill Yuan Tan at the moment, and it would be of great use to catch Yuan Tan. The assassin looked at the bottle that said "No. 1 in the world" on the desk, and thought that it should be the No. 1 wine in the world.
He grabbed Yuan Tan just to drink the first wine in the world, so he immediately grabbed it and drank it.
it!
Yuan Tan's plan succeeded, but he was stunned, because he remembered the consequences at the moment.
Sure enough, the assassin's eyes changed, there was a charm in his eyes, and when he opened his small mouth to gasp, he actually began to take off Yuan Tan's clothes.
Yuan Tan was even more heartbroken, "It's over, it's over, although the little life is saved, but the chrysanthemum is not guaranteed!" ”
Isn't it shameless to get out like this?
Yuan Tan felt a heart-rending pain, looked at the assassin, and said that he was going to kill this person after the late season.
So, in order to survive, Yuan Tan was also ready to sacrifice.
But when the assassin really pounced, Yuan Tan suddenly felt that he had never been so loveless in his life as he was today.
But it's not right, you should go to a woman if you drink medicine as a man!
It looks like the chrysanthemums are going to die tonight.
"You might as well be killed,! Don't! Are you blind to what are you caught? I'm a man, are you a man? It's just that you don't look for a woman after drinking the medicine, you're so excited to find a man to count as a yarn! What you need now is a woman, not a man! You're the! You let go of me, I'll find you a woman, okay? Yuan Tan wailed.