I have to say that although I have never been in contact with it, but the children's ability to recognize and accept new things is still the strongest.

It can be said that this is the first enlightenment lecture of these ancients on the language of eagles.

Someone asked: "What B, what a fart, Wuda, what are you talking about, are you scolding?" ”

Wu Zhi said innocently: "Scolding, no." ”

"Then your poem, let's count it as a poem, what does it mean to change it to you?"

"The meaning is very straightforward, that is, if a person has time and energy when he is young and strong, and he does not work hard when he is the best time to seek knowledge, but takes it and wastes it, when he is old, he will easily achieve nothing, become a pig, and let others slaughter ......"

"Is that so?"

"Yes, that's right. You is you, will be will be in the future, a is one by one, pig is the meaning of pig, a pig is a pig...... Together, you will become a pig, and you will become meat on someone else's chopping board at any time...... Well, now the meat is really coming......"

Hahaha......

The children listened and laughed out loud. Interesting, really interesting, this sentence is often used by adults to admonish children, but at this time, listening to Wu Zhi's change, it seems more and more vivid, no longer as old-fashioned as the original text, and the original meaning is not a little distorted, but more and more easy to accept......

Fun and fun.

"One more, one more......" the children cried out, humbly asking for help.

"Do you still want to learn?" Wu Zhi asked.

"I want to learn, I want to learn." Unlike the adults, who were all dumbfounded, the children were very enthusiastic in the face of Eagle Language.

I have to admit that children are much more receptive to new things and new phenomena.

"Okay, at your request, I'll teach you two more sentences in this Eagle class. In the first line of the poem, we talk about farewell and courtship, but in fact, if the courtship is successful, the next thing will happen......"

"What's the matter?" Someone asked nervously, in fact, with a bad and bad mentality of watching the excitement.

"Wuda, stop it! You can't talk about it, you can't talk about it! Someone stopped him, worried that Wu Zhi would say something embarrassing that would make people blush.

If they were modern, I'm afraid they would shout - oops, spicy eyes, dirty ears, dirty ears - it's a pity that they don't know these words, Wu Zhi pondered in his heart, it seems that these ancients and modern people are really no different in various ideologies, the same conservative, but not lack of obscenity, forget the dynasty, the same ancient and modern.

Wu Zhi smiled and said: "If the courtship is successful when you say goodbye, the next thing that will happen is - kiss goodbye!" ”

Everyone's jaws dropped: "Kiss goodbye? ”

"That's right, kiss goodbye. Why, do you want something deeper to happen again? What do you want to do when it's time to say goodbye? You must know that whether it is a plane ticket or a high-speed rail ticket, it is very expensive...... Don't talk nonsense, do you know how to say goodbye to the eagle, listen up, Kiss goodbye! ”

"Angry with Goodbye?"

"Yes, yes, yes. It's just angry with Goodbye. The pronunciation of the people is really so that Wu Zhi can't compliment it, but it will be wrong, after all, it is just the beginning of contact, and he can't be too demanding of them, and continued: "Okay, I just talked about scolding, and now the scolding words are also coming, listen well, Kick your ass......"

"What does that mean?" The adults present here are just as studious.

"This, that's what it means to kick your ass x shares, explode x your chrysanthemum x flower......"

Hahaha, adults and children laughed a lot.

The inquisitive person asked, "So, what does it mean to hug your chrysanthemum?" ”

Wu Zhidao: "It's what it means to kick your ass." ”

"Oh." Eager people seem to understand whether they understand or not, and they figure out the level and artistic conception in their hearts.

"Have you remember......ed," Wu Zhi said: "Kiss goodbye is kiss goodbye, joking and scolding is kick you ass, everyone read it a few more times, since I taught it for free today, after I go back, I must know how to live and learn......"

"Okay, kiss goodbye, kick you ass......" Adults and children repeated over and over again: "Okay, okay, I remember!" ”

The atmosphere of the dinner reached a climax.

Wu Zhi then opened his mouth and announced: "Everyone, the Three Flavors Book House will officially open in three days. Three days later will be my tenth day here, and I will ask you to drop off your children to school at half past eight in the morning. Now, please toast Mr. Tie Fei's father and daughter with a glass of water and wine, I believe that under the leadership of their two professors, the children will be able to learn and repay the family and society as soon as possible......"

"Wow, wow, wow......"

"A cup of Mr. Tie and Iron Maiden!"

"Professor Jing Tie!"

"Iron Girl!"

People stood up one after another, holding their cups high, and even the children held up the bowl containing tofu brain in front of them, and responded enthusiastically.

The Iron Gate Daoist was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly hugged "What do you know?" Love between men is true love...... Yes, exactly. One more, listen up: if you don't work hard, you will be a pig! ”

"What, what? Young and strong don't work hard, what kind of fart? ”

"Nonsense, nonsense! It is clear that the young man does not work hard, and the boss is sad! ”

"Wuda, I don't read much, don't lie to me!"

"Hahaha......"

The children burst into laughter.

Wu Zhi smiled and said: "The young man doesn't work hard, the boss is sad, how can I be so depressed, come, children, follow me and read it aloud......"

"Young Zhuang does not work hard, You will be a pig!"

The children really read along. Wu Zhi's hand shouted again and again: "Wait, wait, boy, what did you just say?" ”

Wu Zhi smiled and said: "I didn't say anything, but everyone wants to toast your father and daughter, and I want to thank you father and daughter for educating their children......"

"Why did you get involved with Yuxiang? Didn't I say it......"

"As you said, how can a woman show up to be a teacher? I understand you, but it's not my problem now, who told Yuxiang to teach Arabic numerals so well just now, which caused everyone's misunderstanding......"

Wu Zhi said as he glanced at everyone.

The adults and children then shouted more and more: "Teacher Tie, Teacher Tie, Teacher Tie Yuxiang......"

Tie Fei Daoist was anxious: "Everyone, you have misunderstood, Yuxiang can't be your teacher......"

But his voice was drowned out by the shouts of the crowd.

Wu Zhi said loudly: "Everyone, you are mistaken, Yuxiang is just here to serve her father, I am afraid that she will drink too much, she is not the teacher of Sanwei Study......"

Everyone: "Nonsense! Wuda, don't lie to me! Yuxiang is such a good teacher, where to find it? We thought it was her! ”