Listening to the tsunami-like shouts of the mountains below, Xing Yu, who had just put down the flute, was stunned.

What's going on?

Why do they want me to do it again?

Am I playing well?

Should I blow it again or shouldn't

……

Countless questions lingered in his mind, making his mind a mess, and he couldn't get out of the way at all.

Seeing this, Ye Feng's face couldn't help but change slightly.

Is this still worth it?

It's not just him who performs, if he continues to perform, what will happen later?

Ye Feng hurriedly jumped on the rostrum, pulled the horn to his mouth, and hurriedly shouted: "Thank you very much for the music that our great musician Xing Yu brought us, everyone said, did he play well?" ”

Everyone smiled and laughed, "Very good, this is the best voice I have ever heard in my life!" ”

"Looks like I'm thinking the same thing as the big guys! But it's a pity that the time of happiness is always very short, and the star musician has finished his performance, if you want to listen to it, you have to wait until the next time! ”

As soon as everyone heard this, where would they do it, and they were about to speak, Ye Feng hurriedly said: "But please don't be disappointed, our tribe has prepared other programs for you, and now we have the next one!" ”

After Ye Feng finished speaking, he hurriedly signaled with his eyes that Xing Yu could step down. The other party did not react.

Well, Ye Feng forgot that he was a blind man.

Ye Feng was embarrassed for a moment, and hurriedly reminded with a voice: "Xing Yu, you can go down!" ”

Xing Yu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, although he didn't mind doing it again, but if he wanted to play beautiful music, it was very mentally draining, and he estimated that if he played it again, he might have to be carried off the stage.

"Now I have invited our Xingyue Army Company Commander Liu Junting to bring you a storyteller, and everyone can listen to his performance while eating food in this show! Now we have a round of applause - Liu Junting! ”

Liu Junting is much more open than Xing Yu, he walked onto the rostrum in the applause of the witches, raised his two arms very coquettishly, a warm smile appeared on his face, and shouted to everyone: "Good evening, everyone!" ”

After speaking, he put his palms on his lips and suddenly sent them forward—he actually came with a flying kiss.

Ye Feng shuddered all over his body.

What the hell is going on?

Didn't you ask him to do that during rehearsals?

Also, where did you learn this product?

I obviously didn't, and I couldn't have taught him such movements! Ye Feng's mind turned, and he thought of Chu Yun giving him a flying kiss a few days ago.

But the thing was there, and it was so good to see it.

He also asked himself what that meant.

But Shi Chun's heart was rippling, and he explained it carefully and carefully.

Depend on! Ye Feng regretted very much that he had let him participate in this performance.

"Turn around and punish him for running more than a dozen laps on the playground!"

Ye Feng secretly made up his mind.

After a few flying kisses, no one paid attention to him.

Judging from their expressions, they were still immersed in the flute music just now, and they had no interest in him or his next performance.

"I'll rub!" Liu Junting immediately burst the foul language you learned from Ye Feng, and wanted to rush down and beat people up in a rage.

Ye Feng's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted to the ground, so he hurriedly grabbed his arm and whispered in his ear: "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, calm down!" ”

"No, they're not interested in my performance, I'm going to teach them a lesson!"

Ye Feng was about to collapse at this time, if he didn't have time at hand, he would definitely put up three fingers and swear to the heavens that if he was allowed to participate in the next performance, he would directly send a thunderbolt to chop him into charcoal.

"Liu Junting, if you don't listen to me again, I'll kick you off the stage!"

Well, since I don't listen to good words, then I can only say cruel things.

This sentence really worked, even if Liu Junting was poured a basin of cold water, the anger in his heart was extinguished.

Everyone quickly noticed the movement on the stage and stared at them curiously.

"What are those two stupid monkeys doing?" This is the common thought in everyone's mind.

Ye Feng followed the gaze from below, although his face was as thick as a city wall, it was still red to the base of his neck.

"Ahem, what's that...... We ...... just now, "Ye Feng was so stumbling that he didn't know what to say for a while."

Fortunately, his voice was not high, and he did not speak into the horn, so he never heard what he said, otherwise it would have been even more embarrassing.

Liu Junting suddenly had a twitch in his brain circuit, and suddenly roared: "Ye Feng, don't stop me, do you know why I want to teach them a lesson?" ”

After speaking, he quickly blinked his eyes and pouted at everyone in the audience.

Ye Feng was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reacted - this thing wants to add drama to himself on the spot! However, in the current situation, this method is the best remedy.

Ye Feng thought about it, and his mind went blank.

This special labor and management have not performed once since I was a child, there is no rehearsal, there is no script, you let me play a yarn! Ye Feng complained so in his heart.

He thought about it again, and saw that he really couldn't come up with any good ideas, so he hurriedly continued his words: "Okay, tell me why?" ”

Liu Junting stood upright, his head tilted at a 45-degree angle, as if he had seen all the red dust in the world, sighed and said: "Everything is empty, everything is allowed!" ”

When Ye Feng heard his words, he instantly petrified. Isn't that a line that I occasionally hang on my lips from the game Assassin's Creed? This thing actually learned again.

Well, he is a baby who loves to learn, and he is dealing with the embarrassing situation in front of him, Ye Feng endured it.

But—this sentence has a fart to do with why you want to teach people that line! Ye Feng was really powerless to complain.

Ye Feng simply didn't bother to think about it anymore, so he casually hugged his fists and said, "Oh? Dare to ask what this brother means? ”

Liu Junting still looked like he had seen through the red dust, and he said: "This sentence is very complicated, and it is very troublesome to explain, teach yourself a lesson, and they will understand!" ”

What kind of logic is this!

Ye Feng didn't want to complain anymore, so he casually answered: "Dare to ask if this is true?" ”

“……”

In this way, the two turned the storytelling into a two-person sketch.

And this sketch has no logic, and the upper and lower plots have nothing to do with each other, which can be described as rotten to the extreme.

If this is left to the next generation, the two will definitely gain a lot - rotten vegetable leaves, rotten eggs, and slippers in one place.

But it's such a rotten sketch to the extreme, and everyone on the stage listens to it with taste, and even laughs when it comes to the funny place.

Seeing them like this, they have completely given up the solo recorder of the stars.

Even the delicacies on the table were already cold, and I didn't know it. This effect has completely exceeded Ye Feng's expectations, and seeing that their interest is very strong, he simply continued to act.

After about half an hour, Ye Feng and Liu Junting bowed lightly to the witches and said, "We're all here, thank you for watching!" ”

"Bang Bang!"

For a while, thunderous applause poured up like a tide, and it did not stop for a long time.

"Good! It's so nice to see, when I get back to the tribe, I'm going to have one in the tribe, and I'm going to perform on stage when the time comes! Big Nose said excitedly.

A witch next to him smiled and said, "Yes, the Xingyue Tribe is really fun!" ”

"Definitely, you must know that he is a big tribe, there must be something that we don't have!"

"Haha, the performance of the wise man and Liu Junting is really exciting!"

"......" Ye Feng coughed lightly, held the horn and said, "I'm sorry everyone, now take a break at halftime, everyone can enjoy the food first and watch it slowly!" ”

Nonsense, this inexplicable sketch doesn't have any action performances, the most important thing is absurd, clueless dialogue, and after more than half an hour, his throat is about to smoke.

If you don't take a break, it is estimated that the disability allowance of this tribe will have an extra dumb place!

Without waiting for the witches to react, Ye Feng put the horn aside and fled with a smoke.

Soon, he came to a wooden room. It was originally a clan room, but now it is temporarily borrowed for the "actors" to rest due to performances.

It has to be said here that it is not so much a loan, but a direct one.

The original owner of the house, the thief, actually said that he would collect money within the borrowing period! And a few hundred dollars a day, it's not cheap!

The reason given is that it is close to the center of the square!

Well, no matter how the primitive man knew that the housing price near the inner ring was the most expensive, just because he first had this concept of renting, he couldn't help but make Ye Feng feel the sin of private ownership.

Although this mere few hundred yuan was just a drizzle for Ye Feng, he was unwilling to spend the money.

Fortunately, Taba was not stingy to the extreme, and took out more than 1,000 yuan in the "treasury" to solve his venue fee.

Liu Junting had slipped in after the performance had ended, and was now lying on a chair, leisurely drinking hot tea.

Seeing him like this, Ye Feng glared angrily, if it weren't for the fact that this product fell off the chain at a critical time, would a good performance be like this!

Liu Junting sensed Ye Feng's anger in an instant, and quickly bounced up from the chair, turned around and stood behind the back of the chair, pushed the chair, and said with a smile on his face: "Ye Feng, come, please sit down!" ”

Ye Feng didn't know whether he should be angry or laugh, and said in a cold voice: "Go, pour me a cup of tea, in order to dry your butt, my throat is about to smoke!" ”

To be continued

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