Chapter 332: The guy shows his face
The provincial TV station is in a three-hundred-meter-high tower, Tang Ning usually passes by, but he has never been in, but after following Xiaojing's best friend in this time, he felt a little disappointed, because it was not as big as he imagined.
When she arrived at the studio hall, Tingting, who is Xiao Jing's best friend, called over and introduced a very tall girl to Tang Ning: "Brother Tang, let me introduce you, this is my good best friend Jiaojiao, like you, she is also here to help me, and she is the one who is holding hands with you this time." Okay, you guys talk first, I'm going to get busy. ”
Tang Ning understood as soon as he heard it, co-authoring this is also a trust, but after all, it is his partner today, so Tang Ning is very enthusiastic compliment: "It's my blessing to have the opportunity to hold hands with such a beauty, Jiaojiao, what are you doing, won't you be a model?" ”
"Brother Tang, you are so amazing, you guessed right at once, I am now a freelance model!" Jiaojiao replied with a smile.
And Tang Ning laughed in his heart, what kind of freelance model, isn't it a wild model. But naturally he couldn't debunk it, but continued to chat awkwardly, and after chatting for a while, Tang Ning knew something that made him more heartbroken, because Jiaojiao's string fee was five hundred......
While the two were chatting, the show began to be recorded. The female guests came out hand-in-hand one-on-one, a bit of a low-profile version of the feeling of not being honest, and then the two hosts appeared and began to read the slogan of the show.
Male host: "The guy shows his face!" ”
Hostess: "Girl, look at the right eye!" ”
Male host: "The two of them make a decision!" ”
Hostess: "Go home and have a cub!" ”
With such a down-to-earth almost received the propaganda in the cellar and the background of "a pair of red candles as thick as J8, two big carps with green tendons, and three bundles of golden and heavy ears of barley" on the big screen at this time, Tang Ning suddenly regretted that he actually came to participate in this show for only 300 yuan, and he knew that he should not participate, at least the appearance fee, how could it be more than 500......
Because Tang Ning is the No. 4 male guest, he can only watch the three male guests in front of him perform when he is bored, but the strangeness of these three old brothers has refreshed Tang Ning's three views again and again, but it is inconvenient to write here, after all, there is a suspicion of saying bad things about people behind his back.
Because Downing came to the scene temporarily, he didn't record VCR (basically all of these programs don't have VCRs, of course, even if they do, they may be trust...... So the program team made an animated version for him, and it seems that in order to cooperate with the identity of the deputy secretary of the Tangning Youth League Committee, it is still a news broadcast.
The male host in the animation: "Regarding Secretary Tang's mate selection criteria, we have the latest news." ”
Hostess: "Let's take a look at the details!" ”
Then he posted a Tang Ning sticker and hit the criteria for choosing a mate: "Unmarried, over 21 years old, Bingcheng hukou, and have a stable job." ”
Then in a burst of disco BGM, it was finally Tang Ning's turn to play, according to the practice of the show, after introducing himself, Tang Ning needed to extinguish the lights of a female guest.
Tang Ning also watched the last few episodes of this show before, and knew that No. 10, who was dressed in a big leopard print today, was a frequent visitor to this show, and he opened his mouth and closed his mouth that he didn't want to marry me without 10 million assets, so Tang Ning decisively went over and put out her light, not that Tang Ning felt that this girl worshiped money, but because looking at her big leopard print, Tang Ning could always think of the urgent syrup...... (An advertisement that reveals his age)
Seeing that Tang Ning had extinguished his lamp, the big leopard stripe immediately became anxious: "Why are you extinguishing my lamp?" ”
"Because I don't cough, I don't need to buy emergency syrup!" Tang Ning replied casually, but it may be because the big leopard print and the host didn't react to Tang Ning's stalk for a while, so the last paragraph was pinched.
The next thing is to choose a heart-warming girl, at this time Tang Ning made a mistake, originally his partner today should be Jiaojiao who stood in the No. 1 position, but Tang Ning forgot about it for a while, and directly selected the most beautiful No. 9 in the audience.
After the introduction, it was the female guests who turned off the lights, Tang Ning thought that with his talent, no one should be able to turn off the lights, but he didn't expect to extinguish six of them with a crackle, but fortunately, the host comforted on the side: "Don't worry, No. 1 will leave you a light." ”
Then there was the boring Q&A session, where a girl with eyes smaller than Downing asked him why his eyes were so small. Tang Ning said casually: "Because I want to squint my eyes and use all my strength to see you!" ”
At this time, No. 1 Jiaojiao forcibly asked Tang Ning: "Male guest, do you believe in love at first sight?" ”
"Believe, of course believe, and I believe it will happen today!" Tang Ning replied cooperatively.
Then there is the talent show, of course, Tang Ning will definitely not sing any love traffic lights, he chose a song that exposes his age "Standard Lover" (Takeshi Kaneshiro's masterpiece, it is estimated that many people have not heard of it...... )
Halfway through the singing, No. 1 Jiaojiao stepped off the stage to sing along, and even held hands with Tang Ning, and since then the two have become the default CP, and in the third round, she is the only one on the field who leaves the light for Tang Ning, and everyone else is interested in taking the initiative to extinguish.
When confessing to each other in the last level, Tang Ning said affectionately: "I really love you!" ”
And Jiaojiao asked coldly: "Then why is the girl you chose not me?" ”
Fortunately, Tangning's ability to make wisdom in a hurry is still no problem, and he flickered directly, I remember Dostoevsky once said, "What decides whether to fall in love with someone is not the time of encounter, but the speed of spiritual communication." "When you ask me if I believe in love at first sight, I feel like I should have that love at first sight once in my life, for you, for me, and for here!
Everyone present was impressed by Tang Ning's wit and applauded, so this was considered a success in holding hands, and the program team also specially sent a big red flower with a very strong local flavor for the two to wear.
Originally, Tang Ning thought that this was the end, but he didn't expect the host to say that the show also had a giveaway, which was a quilt provided by a certain sponsor, and the requirement was that the male and female guests must shout the slogan of the show in front of the camera.
So Tang Ning and Jiaojiao smiled and pretended to be happy at the camera.
"The guy shows his face!"
"The girl is looking at the right eye!"
"The two of them made a decision!"
"Go home and have a cub!"
PS: I always thought that in recent years, only Thailand has been creative in shooting commercials, but today I saw a Japanese advertisement that made me laugh and tears came out, and I have to say that no one can surpass the Japanese compared to playing this kind of unserious brain hole and god turn. (Baidu or search for "super long tear gummies" on station B can be found, be sure to see the full version.) )