Chapter 255: Donations should also be orderly

"Eh, have you heard? That Madison rich man really went to pay back the money one by one yesterday, and it was ten times more. A friend of mine gave him five dollars, and he received fifty dollars, a full fifty dollars! Hey, I knew I'd be throwing ten dollars at him! Wouldn't I have a hundred dollars now? On the side of the road, a middle-aged man in a black coat complained to his companion in distress.

His companion was surprised and asked, "What?!" Did that madman really return ten times more? I remember you said that he had received hundreds of dollars this time, and if he had returned it tenfold, wouldn't he have to throw out thousands of dollars? W-How is this possible?! ”

The black coat sighed and said, "Yes, I originally thought so, it's easy to understand that it costs a few tens of dollars to play, but it's thousands of dollars, how can you be so crazy?" But the fact is that you can't use common sense to measure these rich people, maybe for others, a few thousand dollars is like a few tens of cents in our eyes, and it is not regarded as money at all, it seems that poverty limits our imagination! ”

The companion sighed for a while, and then suddenly asked, "By the way, then do you think this wayward rich man will play this money game again?" ”

"Who can say for sure?" The black coat sighed.

Just when the two of them sighed, the waiter at the hotel where Downing was staying was pouring Downing wine and asked him cautiously, "Mr. Suby, will you go to Madison Square again in the near future?" ”

Tang Ning naturally understood what he meant, but still pretended to be confused and replied: "Of course I will go, I passed by Madison Square yesterday when I went to Broadway to see a play." ”

"No, I didn't mean that, I mean, I mean, it's ......" But when it comes to this, the waiter doesn't know how to phrase it, and it seems a little inappropriate to go directly to beg, and people don't really go to beg, but if you don't say begging, you really can't find too suitable words to describe it.

Fortunately, Tang Ning was very kind and said: "Ah, I see, you are talking about playing that game, right?" ”

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, that's the game." The waiter echoed again and again, and at the same time sighed in his heart that these thousands of dollars were just a game in the eyes of others.

At this time, Nicole, who got Tang Ning's signal under the table, snuggled up to him and coquettishly said, "HONEY, since everyone likes it so much, why don't you play with everyone again?" ”

Tang Ning pretended to hesitate for a moment, and then replied, "Okay then, then play again!" ”

As soon as this news came out, it immediately attracted the attention of many people, so that when Downing came to Madison Square the next day, there were already many people waiting there, and before Downing could spread out the paper, a large group of people rushed up.

"Mr. Subi, you can be regarded as here, I have been waiting for you here for more than an hour!"

"What's the point of you're only an hour? I've been here since dawn! ”

"What does this have to do with whether it came early or not? The key is how much money you get. Mr. Suby, I have brought a hundred dollars today, you can take me first, this is my address, you can remember it, don't look in the wrong place then! ”

"It's only 100 dollars, what are you talking about, I don't have 300 dollars here and you're not so arrogant!"

“......”

Faced with this situation, Tang Ning had no choice but to greet anxiously: "Don't worry, don't worry, everyone come in line one by one, rest assured, you have the opportunity to give love!" ”

At this time, he saw the policeman watching the excitement on the side, so he shouted: "Mr. policeman, come and help command, don't you see that everything is like this here?" ”

The police complained in their hearts, this is the first time I have seen that begging still needs the police to maintain order, but then again, the begging here is not really begging, and the love is not really love.

Although he felt ridiculous, the police reluctantly came over to help maintain order, after all, the scene was too chaotic, and he was worried that if there was a stampede, it would be troublesome.

Even if there were police officers to help maintain order, but because there were too many people at the scene, Tang Ning simply collected the money and received a soft hand, and when it was dark, he felt too tired, so he said to the people in line behind him with a wry smile: "Gentlemen, ladies, thank you for your kindness, but it's too late today, why don't we talk about it next time, okay?" ”

Unexpectedly, the people behind him quit, and begged bitterly: "Mr. Subi, you see that I have been lining up here for a long time, so you can kindly accept my money." ”

This plea made Tang Ning extremely speechless, you are here to donate love, but now you are actually begging me to be kind enough to collect your money, what is the matter?

But then something happened that made Tang Ning even more speechless and angry, because he actually received a fake money, and it was a fake and extremely excessive counterfeit dollar bill, so he pointed at this guy who took the fake money and scolded angrily: "Hey, you actually used fake money to do good deeds, tell me what your heart is black?!" Then he turned to the policeman and said, "Mr. Policeman, please arrest this damn liar!" ”

Then he took the opportunity to say: "I really didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, this has completely ruined my mood, and today's game will end here!" With that, he picked up the big bag and left Madison Square.

And the people at the back of the line are still trying their best: "Mr. Subi, Mr. Subi, you wait, don't stop us from doing good deeds because of this damn liar!" ”

The policeman on the side sighed and said, "Okay, okay, you touch your conscience and say that you are here to do good deeds?" If you can't take advantage of it, it means that you don't have the life to get rich today, so don't be embarrassed here. ”

Seeing that Tang Ning had already walked away, the people who didn't make it had to vent their anger on the liar who annoyed Tang Ning with counterfeit money just now: "It's all to blame on this guy, if he hadn't made Mr. Subi angry, how could we lose this chance to make a fortune!" Let's go up and kill him! ”

"Yes, kill him! Let him delay our fortune! ”

PS: This technique is from a joke on the Internet, I don't know if there is a real case to support it, but I feel that it is still feasible, after all, it can be more successful than this absurd method in reality.

In addition, it seems that some of the prices were a bit messed up by me, but the dollar was really valuable at that time, and in 1907 I could buy a pair of high-end leather shoes, so the price for Jenny and her was a bit high...... 8)