Is this the foolish man who moves mountains?

How is it different from what I remembered?

According to the description in the story, the fool should be a heroic and discerning old man.

But the foolish man's hair in front of him was very long, and it was very messy.

The clothes hadn't been washed for several days and looked dirty.

Sure enough, Wen Quxing was right.

Yugong is really a failure among the gods.

Think about it carefully, the immortals Jiang Xiaofan has encountered recently, even the broom star may look cleaner than Yugong.

At this time, the foolish man came forward and said, "If you eat in my Wangwu Mountain, you must pay some taxes in Wangwu Mountain, so that you can pay us a little of everything you eat." ”

Jiang Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, where is this tax to pay?

"We're not going to give you anything. Jiang Xiaofan said.

Wild outings, and now they are on Wangwu Mountain, have you ever seen that you have to pay taxes for outings on the mountains?

Yu Gong immediately began to scold: "Then you should leave quickly, leave Wangwu Mountain, and don't stay here." ”

When Jiang Xiaofan heard this, he said, "Why do we want to leave?"

If it weren't for the fact that Yugong was a big person he had heard since he was a child, he would have been angry with the person in front of him.

"Because this Wangwu Mountain is mine. Yugong said.

After Jiang Xiaofan heard this, he didn't want to say anything to Yugong: "Since Wangwu Mountain is yours, then let's go to Taihang Mountain." ”

Here, the Jade Emperor did not allow his son to divide the two mountains into the Taihang Mountain and Wangwu Mountain on the current HX map.

Rather, it is just a little bit of a separation between the two mountains, which are not far away from each other now.

Almost more than 1,000 meters can reach Taihang Mountain.

Jiang Xiaofan is the leader of the Three Realms Kindergarten this time, and now no matter how awesome the immortals are, they have to follow him.

He stepped on Feishu and prepared to leave.

Yugong stepped forward, grabbed Jiang Xiaofan and said, "Don't go, aren't you going to talk about it, maybe if you talk about it, I'll agree." ”

Nima.

Can this still be the case?

Jiang Xiaofan felt that he had really gained insight.

"If you don't give me something to eat, it's okay to give me something else, I haven't eaten for a long time, and I'm so hungry. Yugong said.

With that, his stomach rumbled.

"What about your wife, what about your son?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.

"I don't have a wife, and I don't have a son. Yugong said.

Jiang Xiaofan couldn't help but express his doubts about the myths and stories, they were all lies.

Just like XWLO now, I always only report on the good things, and don't say anything else.

The authors of those myths and stories must be organizational.

To be honest, Jiang Xiaofan doesn't really want to leave here now, after all, they have all come to Wangwu Mountain, and if they change places, it will affect everyone's anxious mood.

But he doesn't have anything for Yugong now.

Reaching out and fumbling around, he suddenly touched a hard thing in the shape of a box.

Pregnant.

Jiang Xiaofan reached out and took out the cigarette he had bought before.

Originally, he wanted to open a store in the Three Realms, and he was going to use these cigarettes to capture those male immortals.

Later, because Chang'e was called to the Moon Palace, this cigarette has not been used.

It's quite panicked in my pocket.

Or give it to this fool.

It's the kind of Nanjing Xuanhe Gate for 15 yuan, cyan packaging.

So I chose it because this cigarette is cheap, and I can't go to the Three Realms to sell things and sell soft Zhua.

Soft Z Hua is still relatively expensive.

"Let's smoke one. ”

Jiang Xiaofan handed over a cigarette and lit it.

Yu Gong had never seen a cigarette, and he didn't know what to do with it in his hand.

"Just hold the cigarette and hold it between your two fingers, your index finger and middle finger. Jiang Xiaofan said to Yugong.

Yu Gong learned very quickly.

"Let's take a sip and try it. ”

Yu Gong shoved the cigarette into his mouth and took a puff.

Then he coughed violently.

"How is this smoke?"

"That's right, I'm a cigarette, my name is cigarettes, how do you feel in your head now?"

Yu Gong just wanted to say anything, and he didn't feel anything.

Suddenly, the whole person was fluttering.

There is a feeling that I can't put it into words.

For example, the inside of the head is very floating.

It's as if you're lying on a cloud.

Then he kept rolling and rolling on the clouds.

Comfortable.

Yu Gong was excited, and took another breath, still feeling the same as before.

This cigarette is fantastic.

Yugong took a few cigarettes and left.

At this time, the male gods who accompanied the children to the outing were all attracted to it.

They wondered what Yu Gong had just done.

I was even more curious about what Jiang Xiaofan gave Yugong, and Yugong took it and left.

Anyone who knows Yu Gong knows that Yu Gong is not the kind of person who can be easily dismissed.

So a large group of people gathered around Jiang Xiaofei and asked, "Teacher Jiang, what did you give Yugong? ”

Jiang Xiaofan was worried that he couldn't promote his cigarettes, so he was asked like this and began to introduce them.

He took out the Nanjing Xuanhe Gate, put it in the palm of his hand, and introduced it very delicately: "The name of this thing is called Awakening Smoke, you look at this length, is it extremely exquisite? Look at this tail again, do you want to suck it with your mouth at a glance? I think you should be moved, since you are excited, then start acting." ”

"Come on, come on, I'll light a few cigarettes. Jiang Xiaofan first gave a few immortals a cigarette, and then took out a lighter and lit them one by one.

Several male immortals did not resist, took a puff of the cigarette they lit, and then held it in their hands, like the boys when they first learned to smoke.

"I feel like I'm dizzy..."

"No, it shouldn't be said that it's dizziness but the inside of the head, it's so exciting. ”

"No, I'll have to take another sip. ”

...

Sure enough, cigarettes are not all-encompassing to all men, but most men can't say no.

At this time, Yang Lixian walked out, he was the kind of sheep-headed human body, belonging to a monster, and he had smoked all the cigarettes, obviously a smoker with great potential.

Jiang Xiaofan likes this person more.

"Teacher Jiang still has it?" asked Yang Lixian.

After smoking the first cigarette, the person who still wants the second cigarette means that the person has been captured by the cigarette.

"This, I'm afraid it's a little difficult, my smoke is a master in a cave refining out, and then I worship this master as a teacher, and then the master left, as his apprentice, this refining method is only known to me, and the refining time is nine hundred and eighty-one days, and there are various materials, the difficulty of refining is extremely high, so this thing is extremely rare, Yang Li Daxian, just smoke one, if you want to smoke something else, you must buy it. Jiang Xiaofan hinted on the side.

After hearing this, Yang Li Daxian said: "Buy... I bought it, it worked so well for me, I felt like my stress was gone after smoking. ”