Chapter 6: The Big Loser
"Saburo........ San Lang, you're awake. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" The stone sounded in his ears with a crying voice.
Wen is a little afraid to open his eyes now, afraid, really afraid, in case it is a nightmare again.
"Saburo ........" Stone began to cry.
It's been hundreds of times, and I don't care about this time, Wen suddenly opened his eyes, turned his head to look at a young and handsome young man next to him, and his expression immediately became depressed, and he came again.
"San Lang, are you alright?" Stone asked.
"You monster became?" Wen wondered.
"My stone, San Lang, have you forgotten?" Stone was stunned for a moment.
"Sample, I don't know if the monster changed, it doesn't look like a stone at all, so you dare to fool me."
The fairy sister heard the movement in the house and walked in from the courtyard.
I saw the fairy sister at a glance, and I actually smiled proudly, look, I know that your stone is a fake, and that bastard woman is going to kill herself again.
This time, I also played tricks, and I brought a cute little nun next to me, and I don't know what dream I will enter next time.
Wen just waited for the fairy sister to kill him.
Shi was anxious: "San Lang, what's wrong with you, you have a soul disorder?"
"Senior sister, has he become a fool?" The little nun interjected.
Shi looked back at his fairy sister with an uneasy expression and said in a panic: "Little lady Tan, San Lang has a soul disorder, what can I do?" ”
Wen finally felt that something was wrong this time, and stopped the stone from shouting: "Wait, what kind of soul disorder, I'll sort out the clue of the matter, are you sure you are the stone." ”
Stone nodded violently.
"When did you become more handsome than me?" Wen gritted his teeth.
"Handsome?" Stone wondered.
"Stone, you have learned badly, you must be a stone, handsome, that is, very handsome, very beautiful, very cute." It's a little sad to smell, how can you be the boss.
The stone actually lowered his head shyly.
I'm still shy, I want to disfigure the stone directly now, and it's against the sky to pick up a little flower child, my appearance!
You have to figure out your sexuality: "Stone, you're sure you're a man." ”
"Huh? Guys? "The stone is a little confused.
"Who's got you to look like this?" Wen gritted his teeth and wanted to hit someone.
"Little lady Tan." Stone looked back at the fairy sister.
Wen had a straight face, looked at the fairy sister who was walking towards him, stretched out his hand forward, opened his five fingers, and shouted angrily: "Don't hit me." ”
The fairy sister also ignored Wen and grabbed Wen's hand.
After being stunned for a while, he pulled his hand, and sure enough, the tiger's body was shocked, and it was extraordinary.
The fairy sister's fingers touched the veins of the wrist: "Well, it's almost recovered." ”
This is too hasty, this is good, there are no sequelae, but I have been in a coma for a long time, from dark to dawn.
"Thank you, Little Lady Tan." The stone said sincerely.
"Wait, Stone, did you thank the wrong person?" Smelling a black line, stuffing poison into someone's mouth, and killing it is revitalizing, even if it is a life-saving benefactor, this is too creative.
"It was Little Lady Tan who saved San Lang, of course I want to be thankful." Stone wondered.
"Stone, you were bought with a new dress? You're really a stone head, you look at people's beauty, you can't tell right from wrong. "Smell hatred of iron does not make steel.
"No, no, Miss Tan is very beautiful, but I'm just grateful." The hands of the stone shook like rattles, and they didn't forget to pat their ass.
"Stone, you're already in chaos, this ........" Wen looked at the fairy sister.
The fairy sister looked unkind and immediately interjected: "If you dare to say the word mother, I will let you sleep again." ”
Shi was very surprised: "San Lang, how can you call Tan Xiaoniang, mother?"
"When did I call my mother?" Smell this depressed.
"Call the little lady." The stone thought that Wen's brain must be sick.
"Huh? It's obviously inappropriate to call Niang, Tan Niangzi! Wen Xie smiled.
The fairy sister has a black line.
The stone tugged at the sleeve of Wen's coat and whispered: "It's a little lady, and the lady is called a married woman." ”
"Little Lady Tan~~"
It's all petrified, it's okay, it's all over the world to tease Lori and the wife, and there is no sequelae.
"Don't call me a little lady, just call me by my name in the future, Tan Fengyi." Tan Fengyi said expressionlessly.
"Why, it's not appropriate!" Wen protested.
"It's very appropriate, I always feel that the three words you call the little lady are very obscene. Let me emphasize again, if you dare to call me a little lady, I will definitely let you know how to write the word regret. Tan Fengyi said ruthlessly.
"Okay, Feng Yi, it feels like it's called Feng Yi, this ...... Well, we're developing a little fast. Wen kept shaking his eyebrows.
"Senior sister, he must have bad intentions again." The little nun interjected.
Smell this anger, this little nun has said a total of two words when she enters the door, all of which are bad for herself, it seems that she and the nun are backlashing, it is better to stay away.
"But I'm afraid we won't have a chance to meet again in the future, so let's go." Wen always felt that things were a little abnormal, and he struck first.
"If you don't have a good memory, I can help you recall, my way of recalling is usually very special." Tan Fengyi said slowly.
Sniffed and swallowed.
"You can take a look at this document and sign it." Tam handed over a paperwork.
I pretended to flip it over, a little weak, half of the traditional characters, I couldn't understand it.
"You said that you would repay me a hundred times in the future, forget about other things, you have to repay me a hundred times the price of "Shao Hui Dan", you can press a handprint."
A broken pill, it's right to destroy it, maybe you will die if you eat it, this is to help you know, what kind of immortality is practiced at a young age, you can't die if you practice, anyway, I can't understand it, I looked lazy, and I pressed my handprint while slandering: "Press it, you are too stingy, or I am angry, this is not in the future, I have to repay it." Wen hated and hated the Japanese word to accentuate the tone.
"Yes, it's still you're magnificent, and you don't frown for a million years." Tan Fengyi looked at Wen playfully and said.
Smelling his face, his face turned green: "You said that the pill is worth 10,000 yuan?" The voice was trembling, and the annual treasury tax revenue in the early years of the Great Song Dynasty was only 10 million yuan.
"You're blackmailing me, aren't you?" Smell with one last bit of hope.
"I heard the stone say, you want to help him kill Liu Dascar, do you really want to go now." Tan Fengyi was too lazy to explain.
"Yes, I'll go now, let's go with the stones, and get ready for the most important thing first." Smell it and walk out, now I am too lazy to talk to Tan Fengyi, I have assassinated myself dozens of times in my dream, I will definitely take revenge if I wait, my brother also has his own stick, and he will stab you thousands of times when the time comes.
"San Lang, just the two of us will be hacked to death by Liu Dascar." The stone replied a little sadly.
"I want to be hacked to death by you right now." Hearing the forehead and lamenting, the name stone is really not wrong.
"San Lang, don't be in a hurry, I can wait." Seeing that the stone was a little depressed, he hurriedly comforted.
"Let's eat." Wen looked at the stone and was speechless, and replied angrily.
Seeing that Wen had walked away, the little nun smiled and said to Tan Fengyi: "Senior sister, he just admitted that he owes us a million guan, he is too stupid." ”
"It's not that he's stupid, it's you."
The little nun tilted her head and pouted, her face full of disbeze.