Li Qingcang laughed and called the chef on the yacht to start slaughtering the shark. Shark fin soup was added to the menu that night, but this delicacy was basically guarded by the Black Knight and given to the Phantom to enjoy alone. made others indignant and bluntly said that he valued sex over friends.

Li Qingcang accepted it calmly, and gave his middle finger back to those brothers who had not eaten it. Turn on the group mocking mode: "If you want to eat it yourself, Lao Tzu made it for Catherine, it's enough to give you some soup, don't be convinced." ”

made all the brothers hide their faces and cry bitterly, while Catherine triumphantly took the soup spoon and drank it to the mouth, and the two joined forces to start the group ridicule mode.

The mermaid tugged at the pirate collar and muttered, while Black Pearl pinched the radar and chattered, looking like she was envious of how obedient Major Lee was to Catherine.

The pirate and the radar both covered their faces with their hands, both with pained expressions, thinking about it, it is estimated that it is not a big problem to ask these two guys to kill people and set fires, and it is even more sad to ask them to cook some delicacies from the mountains and seas.

On the second day, the virus had tampered with a wanted criminal's profile and changed the photo of a lone thief who committed crimes in Yemen, Somalia, Eritrea and other countries to Li Qingcang's head.

Offering treasures, he ran to Li Qingcang's side and asked, "Major Li, I have tailored an identity for you to see if it is suitable?" ”

After Li Qingcang finished reading the prisoner file in the virus's hand, he couldn't help frowning and said, "Why did you give me such a thief identity?" ”

The virus said: "This is the only way to be safe, you look at this Mused's criminal record, he is basically a loner, and there are not many people who know him, so I chose him." "If you are given a famous murderer or some terrorist, I wonder if there are people in the police station who know you, then my efforts are not in vain?

"Besides, this guy has been tried in absentia in several countries and sentenced to life imprisonment, as long as he is caught, he will not even be able to pronounce the sentence, and he can be sent directly to Iron Shoe Island, I will think about it for you!"

Catherine also said on the side: "What the virus said makes sense, you don't care what his identity is, it's all fake anyway, it doesn't matter if you help you install a perverted demon who rapes and kills women, as long as there are not many people who know you!" ”

Li Qingcang had no choice but to touch his nose, and reluctantly began to memorize some basic information about Mused, but fortunately he was caught by the police.

After memorizing the information of the criminal to be impersonated, Pharaoh made a small opening in Li Qingcang's buttocks with a scalpel and implanted a pulse transmitter the size of a soybean, and the pirates took the receiver on the submarine at that time.

As soon as he jumps into the sea, the submarine can quickly come to the rescue, of course, in order to avoid being attacked by the naval guns under the cliff, he still has to swim in the sea for a certain distance to board the submarine.

Everything is basically ready, all that remains is to wait for the submarine of Hellfire to come from Ukraine.

A group of top mercenaries, accompanied by the super gold lord of Hellfire, find some sexy chicks to open a PT on the yacht every day, bubble in the pool, drink red wine, hang seafood, enjoy the blue sea and blue sky, the comfortable life of the mellow beauty, and wait for the action to begin.

Li Qingcang now has a minor operation on his buttocks, and it is difficult to get into the water, so he has to lie on the recliner by the pool every day and watch a group of perverts put their hands on the warblers and swallows on the yacht, rubbing oil wantonly.

On this day, a few bikini girls who scratched their heads and posed saw that this oriental man with a handsome face like Apollo and a muscular figure like Hercules never went into the water to frolic with them, and couldn't help but come up to tease the black warrior.

"Wow! Handsome guy, your body is so perfect! ”

"Your eyes are charming when you look into the distance, do you have any troubles? Handsome guy? Why not come down and have fun? ”

"I like you Orientals the most, you are so handsome!" …… I didn't expect this group of beautiful girls to tease and say a few words.

was unceremoniously pulled aside by a blonde beauty rushing from the side, only to see her cross her waist and cross her eyebrows to these bikini girls and say, "Didn't your mother tell you that it is very immoral to covet other people's property?" ”

“……？” This group of ridicule immediately aroused the dissatisfaction and public anger of these women, and one of the rather tall bikini girls reached out unconvinced, pointed at Catherine, and just wanted to say something to express her anger.

Before the words could be spoken, Catherine grabbed her wrist and pushed her hand, and the whole person fell into the pool with a pop, splashing a wave.

The mercenaries in the pool laughed wildly, and the orcs put their arms around the thin waist of the woman in the pool and said, "Sweetheart, don't mess with these two people, do you know what they are?"

"The 'male and female' in our group. The most ruthless pair, killing people without blinking their eyes, especially that woman, likes to abuse and kill opponents, what cramps and peeling, cutting off hands and feet is her favorite, do you still want to provoke her private property? ”

The woman was so frightened that she shivered in the arms of the orc, shook her head again and again, looking pitiful, and the orc laughed, slapped her on the buttocks, carried her on her shoulder, and walked towards the guest room.

Li Qingcang smiled bitterly and said to Catherine: "Tiger girl! You're getting more and more domineering now, when will I become your property? ”

Catherine proudly cocked her arms, puffed up her muscles, and the biceps on her arms were clearly angled, showing her strength to the group of women, and swearing her sovereignty.

smiled at Li Qingcang, sat down on the recliner beside him, peeled a grape, and put it in Li Qingcang's mouth.

opened his mouth and said: "In the eyes of other women, you are my private property, and no other woman is allowed to touch you except me." ”

Li Qingcang secretly lamented in his heart! This temper, how can I talk to her about Hai Ruyu when the time comes.

The pirates and radars, who were also closely guarded by women, saw Li Qingcang's depressed face, and they all lay on the chaise longue and winked at him, looking like I understand your troubles, brother, and everyone is now sympathetic to each other.

A few days later, Hellfire's submarine Kilo arrived, and the pirates and mermaids immediately got on board and began to mingle with the crew.

The small wound on Li Qingcang's buttocks has also healed, and in a few days, it will be a half-monthly shift on Iron Shoe Island, and the "Angry Sea Operation" will also start.

On this day, the two patrol officers in the port area of Sehut, Naiser and Mahmoud, were dangling around the area as before, with big bellies and batons on their waists.

When they came to the door of a small bar, suddenly the glass door of the bar was pushed open, and a blonde woman with a disheveled hair rushed towards the two police officers in a panic.

As he ran, he panicked and shouted in English, "Mr. Policeman, please help me!" ”

The two officers quickly stopped and looked carefully at the woman who had asked them for help. I saw that although this woman had a messy hairstyle and tear stains at the corners of her eyes, she had a beautiful appearance and an excellent figure. couldn't help but feel protective, and hurriedly asked what was going on.

Before the blonde woman could answer, the glass door of the bar was pushed open again, and an alcoholic Oriental man staggered after him, shouting indistinctly, "Don't run, little ...... Little baby, Lao Tzu is rich...... Some are money, what are you afraid of? ”

The blonde woman pleaded, "Mr. Policeman, please save me, I don't know him at all, he wants to force me to sleep with him." ”

Naisel was furious when he heard this, and thought to himself: Such a beautiful girl, you drunkard, want to rape, is there any heavenly reason? Fortunately, when I met Lao Tzu, I had to arrest you to the police station to sober up.

Hurriedly protected the blonde woman behind her, pulled out her baton, and shouted to the drunk, "You guy drank too much, right?" Now I order you to put your head in your hands and squat down for me at once! ”

The drunkard drank and said with a big tongue, "Yes...... Why do you tell Lao Tzu to squat, I will squat, the police are amazing! What Lao Tzu hates the most is the police, if you have the ability, let's practice ...... and win against me...... I just crouched down. ”

The two police officers were furious, and rushed forward with batons, and beat the drunk with their heads and faces.

This drunkard is also bold, and he even dares to fight back, but he may have drunk too much, and the fists that hit the policeman are soft and powerless.

The two officers did not suspect him, and worked together to hold the drunk man to the ground.

Mahmoud took out his handcuffs and handcuffed him back, then picked him up, struck the drunk on the back with a stick, and scolded: "You bastard, you dare to attack the police, go, go back to the police station with Lao Tzu." If you pretend to be crazy and stupid, I'm going to beat your out."

The drunken man was still unconvinced, and struggled vigorously while muttering indistinctly, so that the two police officers could not spare to beat anyone, so they had to work together to tie him into the police car before he was relieved.

Naisel turned around and wanted to ask the blonde beauty to go back to the police station to make a record, but she didn't expect to see her under the left and right, presumably she was frightened and left alone!

Naisel didn't think much of it, climbed into the driver's seat, and started the car and drove towards the police station.

The police car walked a few dozen meters, and a blonde woman walked out of a shop on the side of the street, looking at the police car in the distance.

She clenched her hands into fists under her forehead and muttered, "Honey! I hope you are safe and sound and come back well! May God be with you, Amen! ”

This man and woman are naturally the iron-blooded "male and female" Li Qingcang and Catherine.

The two of them hid in the bar and waited as planned today, and when they saw two police officers coming, Catherine quickly scattered her hair, dipped some mineral water in the corner of her eye, and ran out to ask the police officer for help, while Li Qingcang poured the brandy in his hand on his body, and chased him out with a strong sense of alcohol, so there was the beginning of the scene.

When they arrived at the police station, Naiser and Mahmoud worked together to drag Li Qingcang from the police car, punching and kicking him while pushing him towards the interrogation room.

It wasn't until they put the drunk, struggling drunk on the chair that the two breathed a sigh of relief.