Chapter 503: Becoming a Real Man
Huang Tiandi still remembers that it was freezing that morning, although he didn't want to go out of the stall, but what to eat if he didn't go out of the stall, he couldn't always rely on his son-in-law to help him, after all, it was only a son-in-law and not his own son.
Although the weather is very cold, Huang Tiandi still braves the cold wind, goes to the place where he usually sets up his stall, holds up his hexagram signboard, and is always ready to fool people.
Huang Tiandi looked at the shops around him selling breakfast, he was hungry, and thought: "At this time, if you can have a bowl of hot mutton soup to drink, and then have a white flour bun to eat, it will be a fairy-like day!" ”
But he is reluctant to spend money, forget it in the morning, wait until noon, and then have a good meal, even if there is no mutton soup to drink, but as long as it is hot soup, there is no need to eat white flour buns, multigrain noodles buns actually taste good.
Huang Tiandi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said jokingly to the breakfast shop: "I said big brother, how is your mutton soup?" It's not delicious, you don't want to sell dog broth to deceive people! ”
If he used to make such a joke, the breakfast seller would definitely refute, saying that what he sells is pure mutton soup, which has absolutely nothing to do with dog broth, so Huang Tiandi should not talk nonsense.
Then Huang Tiandi will joke, saying that since you promise that this is mutton soup, it is better to serve a bowl for me to taste and see if it is really mutton soup.
Huang Tiandi was reluctant to spend money on mutton soup, but after his addiction, he imagined in his heart that he was drinking mutton soup, which was completely okay, and he was addicted!
However, unexpectedly, Huang Tiandi had just finished making this joke, but the owner of the breakfast seller did not refute it, but said with a smile: "Huang Zhenren, you are really good at joking, you see that I am laughing, otherwise, I will serve you a bowl of mutton soup, plus two white flour buns, how about you count a hexagram for me after you finish eating?" ”
While talking, the owner of this small rice shop really filled a bowl of mutton soup, and brought two white-flour steamed buns and put them on the table in Huang Tiandi.
Huang Tiandi was taken aback, he looked at the owner of the small restaurant, and felt that the other party didn't seem to be joking.
Huang Tiandi said: "You put this thing on my table, it will be mine, if I eat it, you don't care if I want money, you let me eat, but I don't care what you want." ”
The owner of the small restaurant hurriedly smiled: "Of course I invited you to eat, but after eating, you have to count a hexagram for me, if the calculation is accurate, then I will cover all your breakfast in the future, how about it?" ”
Huang Tiandi felt a little puzzled, he and the owner of the small restaurant have known each other for many years, and the owner of the small restaurant has laughed at him a lot of times, but the number of times he asked him to tell the hexagram, it was not once, and the owner of the small restaurant did not have the possibility of letting him tell the hexagram at all, so much so that he scolded him a few times as an old liar!
What's going on today? Could it be that the owner of the small restaurant has a bad stomach and has affected his brain, so his brain is not good?
Huang Tiandi said: "You ask me to tell you a hexagram, but I don't charge money for divination, you see that I have been telling people for a fortune these days, how can I ever receive money?" ”
The owner of the small restaurant smiled: "But if you want your hexagram to come true, listen to your explanation, then I have to give you money, I don't want to take out the cash, if you don't dislike it, I'll take this breakfast, what do you think?" ”
Huang Tiandi looked at the mutton soup and white flour buns on the table, and thought to himself: "This breakfast is not cheap, there is a lot of meat in this bowl of soup, and this white flour bun is really white enough, it seems that there is no mixed grain into it, this meal is estimated to be hungry, can go to me at night, at least twenty or thirty yuan, if it is placed in the past, it is indeed enough for me to count a hexagram, this guy will also settle accounts!" ”
If the owner of the small rice shop just wants him to tell the hexagram, then Huang Tiandi is not afraid at all, he feels that after a few days of exercise, although he has not made much money, but he does have a deeper understanding of the book that specializes in fortune-telling, and he has a deeper understanding of the various routines in it, at least he thinks that even if he does not set up a stall in Qianfeng County and goes to Yanzhou City to set up a stall, then the fortune-telling circle in Yanzhou City is estimated to have a place for him.
The owner of the small restaurant actually accompanied the smiling face rarely, and said to Huang Tiandi: "Huang Zhenren, you better eat it while it's hot, the weather is cold, this thing will be cold after a while, it's better to eat it while it's hot!" ”
At this time, Huang Tiandi realized that the other party actually called him Huang Zhenren, he was not a monk, but because it was convenient to tell fortunes, he sometimes dressed as a Taoist priest, just like he was wearing a gray Taoist robe today, but he was just such a thick dress, not that he deliberately had to pretend to be a Taoist.
Huang Tiandi immediately began to drink the mutton soup and eat the steamed buns, and he ate half full first, and then he asked, "Big brother, why did you suddenly change your name?" You even call me a real person, is there something happening at home, and you want to ask me to calculate for you if you can solve it? Let me see your face! ”
Huang Tiandi looked at the face of the owner of the small restaurant, and then said: "Look at your face is a little dark, I think there are people in your family who are not very well-founded!" ”
When he had said this, he said no more, and went on to eat and drink again.
And the owner of the small restaurant was immediately pleasantly surprised: "Yes, Huang Zhenren, you are really accurate, isn't there really someone in my family who is not feeling well, and I want you to calculate, how should this problem be cured?" ”
Actually, what Huang Tiandi said just now was not a miracle, and he didn't even use the routine, because the small rice shop was not far from his stall, and he didn't know what was going on at the owner's house!
The wife of the owner of the small restaurant has a little problem with her body, and she has a cough after the winter, and she can't come out to work because the cough is too bad two days ago.
Of course Huang Tiandi knew this, so he said it casually, but the owner of the small restaurant really believed it, and even thought that Huang Tiandi had calculated it by looking at his face, just with his stupidity, he was fooled by Huang Tiandi, and it was really not wronged!
At this time, a person suddenly strode out of the Jixiang Restaurant, and it turned out to be the guy again, the guy walked very fast, and the direction was the stall where Huang Tiandi was.
Of course, Huang Tiandi knew that this guy left the county a few days ago, and he was fooled away, and now that the guy is back, he came directly to his stall, so he probably came to beat him!
Huang Tiandi was a little scared, he hurriedly drank all the mutton soup in the bowl and returned the bowl to the owner of the small rice shop, so as not to wait for the guy to come over and smash the bowl on his head, which would be terrible!
Huang Tiandi tried his best to recall what he had said to his buddy in his heart, and he secretly said in his heart: "The words I said that day can be completely rounded back, as long as this guy doesn't hit me directly, but asks me to defend a few words, then I can definitely fool him again, maybe I can let him leave the county again and go outside for a big circle!" ”
was thinking about how to fool the past, but saw the guy walk up to him, raise his fists with both hands above his head, and then bow to the end, it turned out to be a big gift to him!
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