Chapter 69 Is It Okay? Something! (10,000 words update chapter 1 for votes)

"You know, other people's wives will make trouble because they are jealous, and my wife's noisy is actually for someone else's cecum."

When Yun Lang and Cao Xiang met again on the high platform in the field, Yun Lang couldn't help but complain.

"What is the cecum?"

"Oh, the beginning of the large intestine is also the thickest section of the intestine with the most access, but we generally call a small piece of useless intestine hanging on the cecum also the cecum, in fact it is more appropriate to call it the appendix."

"Oh, I don't understand!"

Yun Lang knew that Cao Xiang didn't understand, he just wanted to complain.

"You mean the intestines of a maid from my mother's place?"

"It should be, just because Su Zhi cut off a piece of the maid's useless intestines, and now she can't get out of bed after being beaten by Song Qiao."

"The maid complained?"

"It should be."

"That's easy, I'll bury that maid when I go back in a while, and no one will complain."

"you, I'm not a beast!"

"But I'm a beast!"

"You still don't do this, if Song Qiao knows, it is estimated that I will be beaten by her and will not be able to get out of bed.

You also know that woman's temperament, she values human life more than the sky. ”

Cao Xiang sneered: "Women shouldn't read, if they read too much, they will read themselves stupidly, and many things will not be clear."

Look at a few of your women, what you want is a woman, it's all trouble, Zhuo Ji's talent is famous in Chang'an, what is the result? Just because of her, Chang'an is spreading your lustful name.

Your family has taken in so many abandoned women and children, which is obviously a good deed, but it is also unheard of, and those bastards in the Qinglou are saying that you have obtained a peerless secret recipe, and you have the ability to control a hundred women at night, which is enviable. ”

"You didn't tear their mouths apart?"

"No, what are you doing with it, I hear it very tastefully!"

"Okay, let's not talk about it, the twenty generals of my family have been on their way for seven days, why are they still in the camp of the Captain?"

Cao Xiang frowned and said: "I can't tell, my family's two hundred generals are also in the barracks, and the barracks are closed when they get sick, and they are not allowed to communicate inside and outside, I don't know what he is going to do, I think someone may be unlucky." ”

Yun Lang took a sip of wine and said: "Anyway, it won't be you and me, don't worry, I'm just worried that if I can't get up to go to Longzhong at this time, I will delay the military plane."

In addition, why did you go to Changsha and who did you go to? ”

"I don't know, it's better to ask less about some things, our brothers are now in the middle of being scarecrows in the fields, so don't meddle in things."

As he was talking, Dongfang Shuo climbed up from the bottom, and no matter whose wine bowl was on the table, he drank three bowls first, and then wiped the wine stains on his beard with his sleeve and said: "The germination rate of wheat is good, there are ninety percent, and the beans on the ridge have also sprouted, and the growth is also good, if the yield in both aspects is not bad, we will be able to interplant wheat and beans next year."

Yunhou, what does this set say? ”

Yun Lang said with a smile: "Have you found that the fields that have planted beans in the first year will generally have a much better harvest when they are planted with wheat next year, Yun's has done experiments and planted beans to fertilize the land, so I will come up with a method of interplanting, and after the implementation next year, we will see the effect." ”

Dongfang Shuo nodded, drank three more bowls of wine, and burped loudly: "Then let's try planting in small batches first, and then find fields with similar fertility to make a comparison, make a record and submit it to Er Kuan, ask him to sign and use the seal, and then we can implement this plan." ”

Cao Xiang said: "This is your work as a Xu official, and when you think of something good, you will do it, and you always ask us what to do?" ”

Dongfang Shuo glanced at Cao Xiang and said: "Even if a certain technique is a Xu official, it is the only Xu official under the two Hou masters, how can you ignore it?" ”

Cao Xiang and Yun Lang glanced at each other, and smiled bitterly in unison, Dongfang Shuo's words are right, there are more Hou Ye, and there are few Xu officials, at this time, Xu officials are more valuable than Hou Ye.

Yun Lang took out another wine bowl from under the table, poured three bowls of wine, and the three of them wordlessly collided with the wine bowl and drank it all.

Now is the most embarrassing time for the three of them, Yun Lang and Cao Xiang are almost idle, Dongfang Shuo will be beaten to death if he leaves the protection of the Yun family, and the three of them can only nest in this 60,000 acres of land.

What can be said at this time?

The land had been sown, and the wheat had grown an inch long, and it was growing merrily under their feet.

60,000 acres of land needs a water conservancy project is not large, from the artesian canal to the water to the field can be, here itself is a rich land, in the early years by Liu Che into a royal garden artificially created the illusion of barrenness, now, a little reclamation immediately restored the old rich appearance.

Therefore, this kind of work made Cao Xiang and Yun Lang have no sense of achievement, and even Dongfang Shuo felt that sending him to get 60,000 acres of land was a bit overkill.

The words that came out of Chang'an City were even more ugly, Yunlang's romantic affairs were actually the object of envy of people, and the matter of 60,000 mu of the two Hou Ye's Tuntian fields became in the mouths of the people of Chang'an, His Majesty the Emperor was annoyed by the two juniors, and they were worried that they would be mixed up with nothing to do, so they casually gave 60,000 mu of land for them to plant and play.

It's like an adult who is annoyed by a child, throwing a toy and letting him play by himself, no matter what it looks like, as long as it doesn't bother him.

The three of them drank a lot of wine, but the wine jar was empty but not drunk, Cao Xiang threw away the wine bowl and yelled, "It's so boring." ”

Yun Lang drank the remaining half bowl of wine and said with a smile: "We have said a long time ago that we want to weaken our sense of existence, isn't it good?" ”

"I was very busy when I was in the city, and I had a lot of paperwork to review every day, and there were a lot of things I needed to ask every day.

Now, there is only one official in Dongfang Shuo, how much can I do? If I continue like this, I'll probably have to learn how to fish. ”

Dongfang Shuo ate a handful of beans and said with a smile: "Then I want to go fishing in Weishui, Jiang Ziya was fishing in Weishui back then, so he caught the big fish of King Wen." ”

Cao Xiang said irritably: "I want big fish, do you use it to catch it?" As long as you go to Jianzhang Palace, you can see the Dragon King, but every time the Dragon King sees me, he doesn't have a good face, and he kicked me last time. ”

Yun Lang looked at Cao Xiang and said, "Why don't you go to the land of Yiqu to fight with you?" I'll be able to handle this little thing at home alone. ”

Cao Xiang flatly refused: "If you also go, I can still agree, and I will fight with the disease, I'm afraid I won't live next year." ”

Dongfang Shuo said disdainfully: "People with no talent, no virtue, and no courage have all become marquis, what else do you want?"

If people like you don't do anything, they are the greatest kindness to the Han, and if you do something, it is the biggest disaster for the Han! ”

Yun Lang said angrily: "Do you think our brother is a wine bag and a rice bag?" ”

Dongfang Shuo sneered: "I'm talking about you, it's not just the two of you, right, all the nobles with fat brains are counted."

You two are good, but if you are put into the huge group of nobles, you can look at what I just said, is there a little bit of difference? ”

Cao Xiang smiled: "You know a fart, there are countless hidden dragons and crouching tigers among the nobles, but they don't want to show their skills." ”

"Is it the ability to sleep with beautiful women, or the ability to drink fine wine? If a certain family is rich and powerful, these two samples are much better than yours. ”

As long as Xungui and Hanmen sit on the same platform and talk when they don't care about the difference in status, they will become like this.

Xungui looks down on the Hanmen, and the Hanmen is naturally despised, and people like Yun Lang, who neither belong to the Hanmen nor belong to the Xungui, can only watch the excitement on the side.

A team of armored soldiers passed by on the ancient road not far away, the armor was sonorous, the spears were like a forest, the bright red cloak fluttered in the wind, and the knights on the horses looked even more fierce, controlling the horses and galloping left and right, full of classical beauty.

Cao Xiang put up a pergola and looked at the flag for a long time, before he spat and said: "The guards of the Zuo battalion, Zhou Hong, Xue Liang, and Du Pre are sick when they see it, you, I, and Li Dare have formed a cavalry captain and made great contributions, so I asked the elders in the family to help them also form a tiger army, and the training is quite weekdays, and the generals of the family are also carefully taught, and it is said that they are about to become an army." ”

Yun Lang also looked at the army of 2,000 people in front of him, and found that the momentum of this army was still good, so he asked, "Why are they all infantry troops?" ”

Cao Xiang sneered: "They can't afford to play cavalry!" But ah, Zhou Hong is still good, like Du Pre, Xue Liang is basically a waste, swaying around Chang'an, wanting to go to the border to fight like us, they don't have the guts, a group of cowardly like rats, and dare to learn from Ye Ye to form an army? ”

Just as the two were talking, several knights also spotted them, left the brigade, and ran to the high platform where Yun Lang was located.

got closer, and found that it was Zhou Hong and Xue Liang, Du Yu escaped from the battle last time, although he contributed a lot of money to let them form an army, but he had the lowest status in the Tiger Army, neither Zhou Hong nor Xue Liang looked down on him very much.

"It's late, I'm done drinking." Cao Xiang picked up the empty wine jar and shook it towards Zhou Hong, indicating that there was really no wine.

Zhou Hong reined in the war horse and laughed: "What are you doing sitting on the platform, the wheat grows, and no one steals it!" ”

Yun Lang said with a smile: "My brother's errand is farming, if you don't stay in the farmland, you will be impeached." ”

Xue Liang squeezed his eyebrows and said: "What is there to see here, five miles west from you, it is the palace of the king of Changsha, there are all female goblins from Yunmengze, lonely and tight, if the two elder brothers go, the steward will not dare to stop them...... Hey...... I can live happily for days. ”

"Huh? Have you been? So the king of Changsha is about to finish? ”

"It's over, Liu Fa, the king of Changsha, dislikes his territory is too small, and when he performs martial arts for His Majesty, he waved his hands and shook his sleeves, His Majesty asked, he said that the territory was too small and he couldn't turn around, and then His Majesty thought that the territory of the King of Changsha was still too big, and the reason why Liu Fa couldn't turn around was entirely because he ate too fat.

The king of Changsha, Changshi, has taken over the territory of the king of Changsha, and Liu Fa, the king of Changsha, has already tied his arms and come to Beijing to ask for guilt. ”

As he spoke, Zhou Hong took a wine bag from the back of the war horse and threw it to the family guarding under the high platform, and continued: "The matter of the King of Changsha is not big, it is estimated that he will be reprimanded by His Majesty when he comes to Chang'an, and it will be fine if he cuts off one or two counties."

If the two elder brothers are interested in seeing the Yun Mengze goblin, they will go to bully him at this time, and it will be fine.

However, the Marquis of Biyang went to Huainan...... Hey...... Back then, Liu Chang, the king of Huainan, killed the first generation of the Marquis of Biyang, and the two families were real feuds.