Chapter 163: Upside Down
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The things brought by the incarnation king were very complete, tables, chairs, wine, meat, cups, plates, bowls, chopsticks, etc., all of which were furnished one by one, and the hall used by the Emperor of Amagi to meet his ministers soon became a lively wine shop.
Each of the six kings occupies a table, lined up in front of the throne, and the generals accompanying the banquet are as many as 100 people, two people at a table, arranged in four rows.
Taking advantage of the fact that the soldiers set the table, the generals had not yet entered the hall, Xue Liujia walked to the throne, sat down with his ass, changed a few postures, and pouted: "It's too hard, it's uncomfortable to sit on, and it's uncomfortable to lie down, what the hell, how good do you think the emperor's throne is...... Is it gold? ”
Xue Liujia picked a few times, stepped forward and said, "Haha, let a few people laugh." You all come and sit, at least some of them will boast later. ”
The other five kings laughed and shook their heads, and none of them would go up and try to sit down.
Xue Liujia didn't want to give up his seat, until the banquet began, he had been sitting there, picking and choosing, and suddenly remembered something, "I said something is wrong, there should be a queen next to him." It's a pity that the one in my family didn't come with me, and she doesn't deserve to sit here. That Ning Bao'er, call the Queen Mother and sit with me for a while. ”
Ning Baoguan's eyes flashed with obvious anger, but he didn't attack, "Today's party, the people who come are all heroes, what are you doing with a girl?" ”
"This girl is not ordinary, her husband is the emperor of all things, her son is the little emperor, the court escaped cleanly, she was left alone, she can be regarded as a heroine among women, otherwise, you wouldn't marry her, right? Haha, I'm not thin on you, I deliberately asked the one in my family to persuade your family last night, let her endure it, a manly man, who doesn't have a third wife and four concubines? She gave birth to a son and a daughter for you, no matter what, she is still a wife, and the queen mother can only be a concubine even if she is a fairy, do you think this is the truth? ”
The kings were silent, Ning Baoguan's face was already iron-blue, and he said stiffly: "The ancestral king is very lenient, and even the affairs of my family have to interfere. ”
"My own brothers, what do you share with each other? Your wife has the same temper as you, and if she doesn't say it in advance, she will kill someone in the future. Okay, go and invite the Queen Mother out, everyone is waiting to see her, and the throne also needs her to accompany her. ”
Ning Baoguan was about to get angry, Xu Ji stepped forward and said: "The ancestor doesn't know, the queen mother can't sit on the throne, she must be the queen." ”
"I just want a meaning, and I'm not a real queen. Ning Bao'er, what's the matter, don't you want to? If you marry her as a wife, I treat her as a brother and sister, so naturally you have to abide by some rules, but she is just a concubine, what are you reluctant to do? ”
Ning Baoguan even clenched his fists, "I will marry her as a wife, not a concubine." ”
"How is that possible? You have a wife at home! Xue Liujia showed an incredulous expression.
The banquet had been set up, and the soldiers outside rushed in impatiently, resolving an embarrassing situation, Xue Liujia left the throne and returned to his seat, smiling as usual, as if he hadn't noticed Ning Baoguan's face at all.
Xue Liujia and Ning Baoguan are in the middle, Shen Tan and Xu Ji are on both sides, and Ma Wei and Gan Zhao are on both sides.
Xu Ji has the merit of seizing the city, so he is ranked a little earlier, just adjacent to Ning Baoguan and Ganzhao.
There are not so many rules in the incarnation army, Xue Liujia put his magic stick on the table, talked nonsense, announced the feast, as soon as the words fell, the order was chaotic, the generals drank wine and ate meat, toasted each other, laughed and scolded, and took turns to toast to their own lords, and then toast to other kings.
It didn't take long for the main hall to be filled with the aroma of wine, empty altars were thrown everywhere, dozens of eunuchs were called to support the scene, standing in the corner and shaking their heads secretly, and some even quietly wept.
Xue Liujia just refused to let go of Ning Baoguan, drank until he got up, got up and said loudly: "Today is not only a celebration, but also congratulations, He Ning's joy of marrying a beautiful concubine!" ”
The crowd applauded loudly and loudly laughed at King Ning's jokes.
Ning Baoguan couldn't bear it anymore, took the case, and said angrily: "Enough, Lao Tzu is marrying a wife, not a concubine, who dares to mention this matter today......
The generals were worried about Ning Baoguan, and when they saw him angry, they immediately shut up, only Xue Liujia disagreed, raised his hand and pressed on Ning Baoguan's shoulder, asked him to sit down, and said with a smile: "A joke between brothers, what should it be?" Anyway, it's your person, whether it's a wife or a concubine, you have the final say. Come on, drink, if you are not happy again, I can give you my wife, right? Your sister-in-law has always had a good impression of you, and she is also familiar with the one in your family......"
Xue Liujia's wife and brother also came to the banquet, and when they heard these words from afar, they hurriedly ran over, "Brother-in-law...... Ancestor, you can't do this, my sister is loyal to you, but you can't give it away. ”
Everyone laughed, and Ning Baoguan was also a little embarrassed, and said: "My sister-in-law is like a mother, I don't dare to ask for it, it's okay to think of her as a godmother." ”
Xue Liujia was not a few years older than Ning Baoguan, and when he heard this, he leaned back and smiled, "Then don't you want to be my son?" ”
The banquet became more and more lively, and the generals of the descending army ate openly, and gradually brought other generals to the same place, and the kings became foils.
Xu Ji drank a lot of wine, and after accepting the toast from the generals of the Wu army, he went to return the toast, and he was dizzy and dizzy.
Most of the generals are rough people, and if they drink too much, they can find a place where no one is there to untie the stool, and they don't even go out of the main hall, Xue Liujia is even more polite, he put water on a pillar, and said drunkly: "I'll come to the Jinluan Palace, and then I will have a big water to wash down the Jinluan Palace, haha." ”
Xu Ji went out of the hall, asked the eunuch clearly, went around the big circle to find the latrine, just turned the corner, Guo Shifeng caught up from behind, observed that there was no one in front and behind, and whispered: "This is not good, there are more Xue Liu, there are no way." ”
"Well, wait a little longer, although Xue Liujia brought a lot of people, but everyone is addicted to alcohol, and when they drink too much, ......"
Liu Youzhong also caught up, and when he heard the second half of Xu Ji's words, he continued: "Trouble, the people brought by King Jin and King Liang are also drunk, and no one can stop those people in the World Army, and I don't even have a false footstep." ”
Guo Shifeng was the same, he was forced to pour a few bowls of wine, barely staying sober.
"Call someone in from the outside." Xu Ji still understood in his heart, but the words he could say seemed to come from afar, and he couldn't help but shout.
After all, Liu Youzhong is an old Jianghu, and he is better than Xu and Guo, so he raised his hand and pressed it twice, reminding: "Whisper." ”
Guo Shifeng said: "Most of the people outside are also descending from the world, so they can't quietly summon people in." Alas, I didn't expect Xue Liujia to have such a trick, don't agree at the city gate...... That won't work, if he has a seizure on the spot, it will be even more troublesome. ”
Liu Youzhong said: "One thing I'm most worried about now, Xue Liujia thinks that Ning Baoguan is going to be killed at this banquet, and Ning Baoguan thinks that he is going to kill Xue Liujia, if we don't do it, he will do it, and it is likely to be out of control." ”
"Wait a minute, I'll figure it out." Xu Ji was in a panic and had to go to find a toilet.
Guo Shifeng said with a smile: "King Wu is too restrained, let's follow the customs." ”
Guo Shifeng walked to the foot of the Danqi and relieved himself against the stone wall, and Liu Youzhong also passed, "The world is unpredictable, the palace here is no longer the royal residence, and the eastern capital is no longer the capital." ”
Xu Ji had no choice but to join in, obviously unbearable, but he waited for a while before the water was released, Guo Shifeng and Liu Youzhong whispered with their backs to him, and they both felt that the situation was not good.
"At the gate of the city, I shouldn't have let King Jin enter the city." Liu Youzhong regretted it, "King Ning is the master of this place, he should prepare more, right?" ”
Xu Ji turned around, "I don't know. ”
"How could you not be clear?" Liu Youzhong was very surprised, "Didn't King Wu go back to the city last night?" ”
"I only saw Ning Baoguan this morning, and I have been persuading him not to marry the Queen Mother."
The two on the other side frowned in unison, and Guo Shifeng said, "King Ning is too anxious, right?" At least after today's success is done, this kind of heart will be reborn. Not to mention the Queen Mother...... Oh, the Queen Mother is not very old. ”
Liu Youzhong's brows furrowed even tighter, "It's really disappointing to have no idea that King Ning is such a person." ”
"I also said this to Ning Baoguan, he promised not to marry the queen mother for the time being, change the reward to let the palace maids go, and let them choose their own beloved to marry."
"There are some things that can't be turned back, and when such a reputation spreads, Ning Baoguan is ruined. Needless to say, today's matter, King Ning is no longer worthy of trust, and must be ......"
Several generals of the Descendant Army joined forces, and when they saw the three of them, they staggered up to meet them, "Ha, you guys are hiding here." The wine hasn't ...... yet Drink enough, how about leaving? Come on, go back...... Drink again. King Wu, I'm still ...... I haven't saluted you yet. ”
The hall was full of cups and plates, and the floor was full of filth, and the eunuchs were also called to drink, some of them pretending to be too strong to drink, and they fell to the ground, while others used all their resources to curry favor with the new masters.
Xu Ji walked to the middle of Wu Jiang, hoping to find a few slightly more sober people to help, but Wu Jiang was small in number, and he had already been staggered, and there were few people left who could speak, and even Meng Shenglun became incoherent, and he could only smirk when he saw King Wu.
I don't blame these Wu generals, Xu Ji's task is to contact the kings, and arranging the armor is the matter of the other three kings, he didn't notify any of his subordinates in advance, Meng Shenglun and the others naturally let go, and they want to get drunk and rest.
Xu Ji walked out, and was suddenly grabbed by someone, Wu General Wang Dian's face was drunk, and he shouted at him: "Chang Shunzhi is loyal to the government, if he doesn't die......
"General Wang drank too much." Xu Ji whispered and pushed Wang Dian away.
The king fell asleep upside down.
Looking at it, whether they are sober or drunk, the generals of the Incarnation Army have at least twice the advantage over any of the king's subordinates, so that no king dares to do it lightly.
Liu Youzhong and Guo Shifeng stood behind Shen Tan and Ma Wei, pretending to drink with the soldiers, while looking for an opportunity to whisper to the lord.
Xue Liujia was "wine patrolling" the generals, and Ning Baoguan and Gan Zhao were talking across a chair.
……
Xu Ji was dizzy for a while, unsteady on his feet, and almost fell, but was held by Xue Liujia who was passing by.
"Where has King Wu gone? I've been looking for you just now. ”
"Take a trip." Xu Ji said vaguely.
"Ah, you're so young, how old are you this year?"
"Twenty." Xu Ji falsely reported that he was two years old, but it was not too exaggerated, he would be nineteen years old after the Chinese New Year.
"I have a daughter, sixteen this year, and she is a good match for you, King Wu, let's get married."
"I am very loving, but I already have a wife."
Xue Liujia didn't listen to what King Wu said at all, dragged him to his seat, and praised his daughter for how strong her martial arts and temper she was, but she didn't mention her appearance.
Xu Ji refused with a smile, and looked up at Liu Youzhong and Guo Shifeng, both of whom nodded to him.
Seeing Xu Ji coming back, Ning Baoguan and Gan Zhao stopped talking and gave way to the chair in the middle.
Xu Ji sat down, his dizziness was even worse, but his heart was still sober: when the banquet was over, Shen Tan and Ma Wei didn't know who to kill.
Xue Liujia and Ning hugged the pass, they could only kill one, leaving the other to appease the soldiers of the descending army, and when things got to this point, it became more and more difficult to kill the descending king.
Kening Baoguan has really changed from a hero to a lover? Xu Ji still didn't believe it.