Chapter 848: Bastard
"Master, no, although I am helping in the store, I still remember everything you taught, such as the use of beautiful colors, you are using this trick now, using the color of these jade itself to construct, can make the jade carving more vivid." Tan Jian hurriedly said.
Lu Tai'an was really satisfied, and nodded with satisfaction: "You really haven't lost these basic knowledge." ”
"I don't dare, Master, President Jiang came here today just for the Pisces Jade Pendant." After Tan Jian finished speaking, his eyes glanced at the piece of jade in his master's hand, and his brows furrowed: "Master, this fish scale doesn't seem right?" ”
Jiang Han looked at Tan Jian's eyes, the corners of his mouth raised, and he smiled!
"Yes, a curse was added to the body of the fish, but it looks like fish scales, but in fact it is three words, and people who don't know the ancient text will definitely not be able to see it - bastard!!" After Lu Tai'an finished speaking, he was still very happy.
Tan Jian couldn't help but smile bitterly, and suddenly thought of one thing, there are so many Pisces jade pendants here, wouldn't they all have the words bastard on them, he picked up a few and looked at them, really!
Master's child's heart has come up, no one can stop it, so many bastards put together, this is scolding.
Tan Jian asked the master what kind of anger he had, and the old man's fire suddenly didn't hit one place, these Pisces jade pendants are imitation, they are made according to the pictures flowing out of the market, in fact, no one has ever seen a real Pisces!
This bastard is a very aggressive and common swear word in the northern Chinese dialect.
Wang Ba literally means soft-shelled turtle or turtle colloquialism, this meaning has three categories, one refers to the man who relied on prostitutes to eat in ancient times, which is a very insulting discourse, and the other is to refer to forgetting Ba, which refers to a person who has forgotten the eight virtues of courtesy, righteousness, honesty, shame, filial piety, and faithfulness. There is another kind of mantra that everyone often uses, which refers to the eggs laid by the king.
"Master, what kind of scolding are you scolding, and who are you scolding?" Tan Jian pinched the sweat for this person, if he found the mystery on this, that person would be angry, would he still be able to pay?
Master now claims to only make large quantities of handicrafts, you must know that the definition of fakes and handicrafts is very vague, as a jade master who once capsized the ship, he is in his prime, and he must be cautious and cautious.
Lu Tai'an rolled his eyes, what he wanted to scold was the first category, the second category, and the third category, all of which were accounted for!
The person he scolded was the guest who placed the order, his name was Zheng Youxiao, and he was a filial fart! Lu Tai'an mentioned that this person's swear words came out one after another, it turned out that this Zheng Youxiao had a good grasp of the legend of Pisces, and he had been making money by making jade from this gimmick for several years.
At the beginning, he came to Lu Tai'an, and begged the old man to agree to make jade, but the price he gave at the beginning was fair, and the amount was not large, and Lu Tai'an also wanted to make a living, so he agreed.
Three years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the amount of Pisces jade is getting bigger and bigger, but Zheng Youxiao has begun to suppress the price, and now the price has decreased by one-third compared with the beginning, and this time it is even worse!
"That bastard surnamed Zheng still wants to reduce my money, I said I won't do it, he just called a group of people to come over to me for trouble, what can I do as a lonely old man?" Lu Tai'an sighed slightly: "I can only grieve myself and do it for him." ”
But who is he? A generation of jade-making masters, I can't swallow this breath no matter what!
It is still light to engrave the three words of bastard on the fish, Tan Jian was furious when he heard it, and complained about why Lu Tai'an didn't look for himself, Lu Tai'an muttered where was the time, and the gang would not report in advance before they came.
Jiang Han looked at these Pisces jade pendants, and a cold light flashed in his eyes!
At this time, in an apartment in Beijiang, Zheng Youxiao was holding a piece of Pisces jade Pei and laughed: "Lu Tai'an, that old immortal, is a little sideways, but the thing is really good, look at this fish scale, is it real?" ”
"Like, Brother Zheng, the old man still wants to talk to you lion, the old immortal, do you think it's before? If we sue him for a forgery, he doesn't know how he died! ”
"That is, if it weren't for his good work, we would have been able to make him earn this little money?"
Zheng Youxiao listened to the words of the two subordinates, and lazily propped himself up: "I'll let you check if there are any other gimmicks to find out, hurry up and use these people's curiosity to earn him again." ”
Bang bang bang, there was a thunderous sound of footsteps in the corridor outside, and the three of them looked at each other, saying that it was too late, that time was fast, boom!
The door of the apartment is all down, and smoke is everywhere!
Zheng Youxiao opened his mouth wide, and looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief, this is a thickened door for fire prevention and theft, it is extremely hard, and it actually falls, boom!
Piece after piece of Pisces jade pendant was dumped in the living room, and then one person came to Zheng Youxiao: "Mr. Zheng, delivery." ”
This person is Tan Jian!
Zheng Youxiao's mouth twitched, and he was about to curse a dirty word, when he glanced at the person who had just walked in outside the door, and was fiercely suppressed by his majesty, and his two subordinates jumped up at the same time: "Mother, look for trouble!" ”
The two of them raised their fists and hit Tan Jian at the same time, Tan Jian is also a practitioner, and the locust insect flashed under his feet, and grabbed the arm of one of them: "Is this the matter of this hand looking for my master?" ”
Tan Jian looked at Jiang Han, Jiang Han waved his hand slightly, Tan Jian's body turned, pushed the guy in his hand to Jiang Han, and he flew up and kicked the other guy's heart!
Zheng Youxiao was furious, and scolded Tan Jian in his mouth: "Where did you come from to find trouble, Lao Tzu killed you." ”
Smack!
Zheng Youxiao's eyes widened, hands, his hands!
Jiang Han grabbed his wrist, and a wicked smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Boss Zheng's anger is so big, is Master Lu's jade made you dissatisfied?" ”
Lu Tai'an, they are here for Lu Tai'an!
"Damn, this is Lao Tzu's house, I will sue you, illegally invade the house and let you squat in the black prison!" Zheng Youxiao was in pain and said: "There is also Lao Tzu's hand, Lao Tzu made you pay a heavy price." ”
Smack!
He had just finished his sentence when his other hand was broken!
Zheng Youxiao's terrible screams filled the air, and the two subordinates were also frightened and didn't dare to look back.
"Intimidate the elderly, we compare who is the first to enter the black prison."
Bang, Jiang Han kicked out, Zheng Youxiao fell to his knees, and suddenly felt that his body was not his own, and his three-legged cat kung fu was not worth mentioning in front of Jiang Han.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Jiang Han!"
What the? Is he Jiang Han? Zheng Youxiao looked at the collapsed door and cracked floor tiles, and his heart was shocked to death!
How could Lu Tai'an's old immortal thing have anything to do with Jiang Han, he could actually find the president of the Martial Arts Association to support him, damn it, he lifted a stone and smashed his own feet!
The day before, he was still showing off his power at Lu Tai'an, but now he only pinched a cold sweat for himself!