Chapter 283: You're Not Two at All
Han Yi and Zheng Shanxing and others rarely discuss political matters, and it is the first time he meets Lu Shigua, everyone is not very familiar, there are not many sincere people who can talk about it, most of them are still some business matters, and there is also the performance of "White Life and Death Love" next, so the three of them did not talk for a long time, and then returned to the building.
At this time, "Selling Abduction 2" has ended, and the building is full of whimpering, almost no one is no longer **, laughing too hard, until now there are still people laughing silly, don't think about it, they must be recalling the sketch just now, but it's not a thing, it's cool.
"Brother Han, Brother Han, come out quickly."
Yuan Liehu was too tall, Han Yi hid on the side, and he could still aim at Han Yi at a glance.
Han Yi had no choice but to walk out again.
Yuan Liehu jumped forward and said, "Who came up with the intelligence question?" ”
Quite a few people also gathered around.
Han Yi nodded and said, "No, it's down." ”
"Really?"
Yuan Liehu was pleasantly surprised: "Your intellectual question is so interesting, it's much more interesting than those poems and articles, you can come up with another one, let me wait to guess." ”
Everyone echoed and asked Han Yi to come up with another one.
Han Yi saw that they were still unsatisfied, and he couldn't think of one, so he was afraid that it would be difficult to get out, and said: "That's it, I'll give another one, if someone answers, there will be no need to queue up when they come back, you can enter in advance, what do you say?" ”
"Good! That's a great idea! You're out quickly. ”
Yuan Liehu probably didn't hear clearly, let alone queuing, just let him give money, he wouldn't hesitate.
Han Yi groaned for a moment and said, "Why can frogs jump higher than trees?" ”
As soon as these words came out, there was silence all around.
Yang Menghao said: "How is this possible. Frogs can jump higher than trees. ”
Yuan Liehu's bull-eyed beads turned and said, "I know." ”
The crowd looked at him.
Yuan Liehu said: "Because the tree is relatively short, right?" ”
Your sister, if it's that simple, what else can it be called a brain teaser? Han Yi shook his head.
"Stupid pig!"
Suddenly, I heard a faint scolding.
Everyone looked for prestige, only to see Wang Xuandao standing on the side.
Yuan Liehu said angrily: "You turtle man is powerful. Then you can answer it. ”
Wang Xuandao glanced at him slightly and said, "Because trees can't jump, frogs naturally jump higher than trees, and pigs jump higher than trees." ”
When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized and looked at Han Yi again.
Han Yi nodded and said, "That's right." ”
"I knew it was like this, but it's a pity that Brother Xuandao took the lead." Yang Menghao said immediately.
"Oops! It's so simple, I didn't even think about it, am I really not as smart as the turtle man? Yuan Liehu covered his head with both hands. He hung his head and paused, looking extremely annoyed.
Isn't it just a brain teaser, do you need this, if you go on like this, I won't dare to play like this in the future. Han Yi felt guilty when he saw Yuan Liehu's exaggerated expression!
Wang Xuandao said lightly: "You are so two, how can you think of it." ”
"Huh?"
Han Yi looked at Wang Xuandao in surprise, could it be that this guy also crossed over. Impossible, oh. I remembered, there was a paragraph in the sketch, this guy is very powerful, now he is learning and selling, okay, I created another swear word.
Everyone also looked at Wang Xuandao.
Yuan Liehu suddenly strode towards Wang Xuandao. Wide-eyed, he said, "What did you say?" ”
Wang Xuandao was not afraid of him, and said, "I said that you are so two, how could you think of it." ”
"Poof!"
Many people burst out laughing.
"Xuan Dao, what you say is really interesting!"
Wei Ji laughed.
"Huh?"
Yuan Liehu stared at him again, and his eyes rolled. A big hand up.
I'll go! Han Yi, who was caught again, really wanted to scold his mother, and when he looked up, he saw Yuan Liehu's gloomy face, the sporadic cold light from the corner of his eyes shot at Han Yi, and a very low voice said: "Han Yi, in order to prove that I am not the other, you must come out with another one." ”
Depend on! That's fine, why don't you die! Han Yi struggled to squeeze away.
"Hugh escape!"
Yuan Liehu's big hand suddenly stopped.
"Wait!"
Han Yi hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Okay!" I'll just come up with another one. ”
Yuan Liehu immediately turned his anger into joy and said, "Come out, get out." ”
Han Yi's eyes rolled and he quickly said, "Under what circumstances does one plus one equal to three?" ”
Yuan Liehu immediately said: "In the case of a miscalculation. ”
"Bingo! You see, you're not the same at all. ”
Han Yi hurriedly said.
Yuan Liehu was stunned for a moment, and said to himself: "No, isn't this what I said in the sketch." ”
Get rid of the tall and mighty version of Chubby.
"Haha!"
Where can the people on the side still hold back, haha laughed.
"That's enough." Wang Xuandao shook his head and sighed, suddenly saw a black shadow floating in front of him, and hurriedly whispered: "I won't line up next time." ”
"A must."
Then the shadow left a word, and it disappeared.
Yuan Liehu heard everyone's laughter, immediately reacted, and said angrily: "Okay, you Han Yi, you actually teased me." Hey? What about the guys? Damn, do you think you ran away? ”
So saying, he made a gesture to chase after him.
Suddenly, a person stood in front of him and looked at him angrily and funny, "Okay, okay, this is just for entertainment, why should you be serious." ”
It is the Lu Shigua.
Yuan Liehu hurriedly said: "Master hexagram, you don't know, that kid is so hateful, I can't spare him." ”
Having said that, Yuan Liehu didn't chase after him
"Whew!"
Han Yi, who ran to the backstage, took a breath lightly, and heard the sound of banging, just like a pig arching food, turned his head to look, and saw Xiaopang sitting alone on a small horse, with his belly open, holding a big bowl full of rice, with eggs and jerky on it. There are green vegetables, and Xiaopang treats it as if no one is there, and eats it in a big gulp.
On the other hand, Du Zuhua and Xu Youyou were sitting opposite, staring blankly at Xiaopang.
Han Yi was curious, walked over, and patted Du Zuhua. said: "Andy, I'll help you prepare a meal." ”
Du Zuhua was stunned and nodded.
Han Yi said: "Are you all finished eating?" ”
Du Zuhua and Xu Youyou shook their heads.
Han Yi said: "Then why don't you eat it, just watch Xiaopang eat?" ”
Du Zuhua smiled and said, "Youyou and I won't be able to eat for a while, but after watching Xiaopang eat, we have a lot of appetite and eat more fragrant." ”
Xu Youyou also nodded with a snicker.
"Dare to watch Chubby eat and have this effect!"
Han Yi smiled and looked at Chubby again. I saw that Xiaopang was still working hard, and he didn't notice that Han Yi was coming.
After half a loud sound, Brother Xiong exhaled and put the bowl down, there was really not a grain of rice left.
"It's delicious."
Brother Xiong poured another large glass of water into it, wiping the sweat from his forehead, and he was still unsatisfied.
Han Yi said: "Do you want another bowl?" ”
"Okay, good!"
Brother Xiong said. Suddenly raised his head and said in astonishment: "Brother Han." When did you get here? ”
Han Yi said with a dark face: "An hour ago." ”
Brother Xiong was stunned for a moment, and said, "Brother Han, you lied to me." ”
Han Yi said depressedly: "I said chubby, it's really not that the big brother is stingy, you have such a way of eating, you can't get fatter and fatter!" ”
Brother Xiong said aggrievedly: "But I'm hungry." ”
"Oops! Oh my God! ”
Han Yi slapped his head. Said: "Then I don't care what you do, anyway, you can't get fat anymore, it seems that I still have to strengthen your exercise." ”
"Still going to strengthen?"
Brother Xiong desperately squeezed his tears.
Han Yi said: "Don't squeeze, even if you cry, it's not negotiable." ”
Ono walked over suddenly. patted Brother Xiong's shoulder and said with a smile: "Little fatty, big brother is also for your good, I'll just run with you." ”
Brother Xiong let out a strong "um".
The power of the base is really great.
Han Yi couldn't help but sigh with emotion, looked left and right, and suddenly said, "By the way, why didn't you see Sister Liu." ”
Before the words fell, I heard a voice from behind, "Brother Han, I'm here." ”
"Oops!"
Han Yi was startled, turned around, and saw Liu E standing behind him, what kind of people are these! said: "Sister Liu, please, don't appear behind me next time." ”
Liu E said wrongly: "I just came back. ”
Han Yi shook his head helplessly, and asked again, "Where are you going?" ”
Liu E said: "That's right, a few businessmen just came to ask me about opening a shop in North Lane. ”
"Really?"
Han Yi was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Let's go, go to the backyard and say." ”
When the two came to the backyard, Han Yi asked, "How was the talk?" ”
Liu E shook her head and said, "These businessmen are selling things related to women, and they have nothing to do with men. Moreover, they also said that they only had women's days, and asked me if the rent could be halved. Of course I said no. ”
"That's it!"
Han Yi nodded.
Liu E said: "Brother Han, don't you know, since the start of Women's Day, the businessmen who come to us are all related to women, and those businessmen who are related to men do not come to us." I think it's all the fault of the crowd, there are so many people in this man's day, where can this store be opened. ”
Han Yi said: "This question, I was about to tell you, I plan to promote the ticket sales system." ”
"Ticket system?"
Liu E was stunned.
Han Yi nodded, and simply told Liu E about the ticketing system.
Liu E was overjoyed to hear it and said, "This is a good way." Speaking of this, she paused, and said: "But how to get this ticket, in case someone else copies it, what can we do?" ”
Han Yi smiled: "Don't worry about this, I'm free to do it." ”
"And when are you going to start?"
"We'll have to wait until we get back from the Ten Thousand Years Palace."
Speaking of this Ten Thousand Year Palace, Liu E suddenly said with a little worry: "Brother Han, time is running out now, shouldn't we prepare well." ”
Han Yi snorted: "I plan to temporarily close the men's day after the next men's day is over, and it is only open to women, so that Meng'er and them can practice well and rest more." But no matter what, Women's Day must be maintained. ”
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