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One by one, they all became sad again, and the smokers smoked, and the water drinkers, and the room suddenly became full of smoke again.

After a while, probably unable to stand the silence, the murderous ripper shouted: "This is really a problem, we are all fucking used to rushing up and shooting, if we don't fucking kill a person, what kind of play is this?" If you want Lao Tzu to say, why don't you just cover your face and be a robber, kill everyone on the road, and die without proof, see if Benjamin can bite Lao Tzu's dick? ”

As soon as this remark came out, everyone shook their heads, expressing their inappropriateness, and the ripper saw that the proposal was invalid, and slapped his head sharply, and said angrily: "I can't think of it, you can continue to think about it!" After speaking, he felt out the root eggplant and jerked it in annoyance.

The captain was not discouraged and said: "Don't give up easily, the solution is always thought of by people, and two of the three plans have been come up with, I don't believe that the last one can't be done!" ”

Ghost Eye clasped his hands to his chest, frowned and thought for a long time, then raised his hand and said, "Why don't we use a tranquilizer bullet to rescue the hellfire?" ”

Pharaoh shook his head and vetoed: "There are too few firearms that can shoot tranquilizer bullets, except for those used for hunting. And there is no kind of narcotic bullet that has an immediate effect as soon as it hits the target, we don't want to kill, but we can't be killed by the other party, and it is impossible for the personnel escorting the Hellfire not to carry weapons. ”

Another proposal was rejected, and Ghosteye and Pharaoh pulled out their cigars and cigarettes at the same time.

The smoke in the conference room was getting thicker and the air was getting more muddy, and women such as Catherine and some non-smoking men such as Li Qingcang became restless.

The captain also understood the mood of these smoking brothers at the moment, and was afraid of interrupting their inspiration, so it was difficult for him to open his mouth and not allow everyone to smoke.

Seeing Li Qingcang and them sitting on pins and needles, he raised his wrist and looked at his watch, and said, "It's almost lunchtime, and the meeting is temporarily dissolved." In the afternoon, there will be a meeting to discuss the third plan, if you really can't think of it, Kuznetsov and Buffalo, you will leave here tonight to implement the first and second plans, and the rest will continue to discuss, I don't believe that so many people can't come up with an idea! ”

When everyone heard this, they all stood up and left the conference room. Catherine slapped her nose twice with her hand, then took a deep breath of fresh air, took Li Qingcang's hand and said to him: "Let's go to the playground first, breathe, we can be smoked to death by those smokers just now, let's go to the cafeteria to eat later!" ”

Li Qingcang scratched her palm twice, and replied with a smile: "Don't blame them, everyone is racking their brains, smoking may help you think, didn't you stop it when you didn't see the captain?" ”

Catherine rolled her eyes: "Nicotine affects whether thinking is good or not, obviously a smoker, and there are so many excuses." ”

Li Qingcang smiled and said, "Okay! I'm not a smoker, so I'm not going to talk about it, I'm going to walk around the playground and think about what I can do to save the hellfires. Razor, Fuse, Cannon King and a few other friends also followed them downstairs and walked towards the playground.

On the playground runway, a sewer manhole cover was opened, and several base personnel in charge of internal security were busy at the wellhead in their uniforms.

The fuse said unwillingly to Li Qingcang: "Black Warrior, aren't you usually quite flexible in your head!" Did you come up with any ideas this time? ”

Li Qingcang sighed and said, "Hey! The ripper is right, we people are used to solving problems violently, how can it be so easy not to kill people from the hands of those FBI agents, even if everyone goes up and uses some acupuncture, the other party must be willing to fight us hand-to-hand, but the other party will not have a gun without it! ”

Seeing that he had no choice, the fuse sighed, put his hands in his trouser pockets and hung his head listlessly wandering around the playground.

Suddenly, there was a sound of "Uh-huh-uh-huh...... behind everyone! A slight motor roar, a small remote control car model from the feet of a few people rushed past, I don't know what power to use, there is a puff of green smoke behind the butt of the car, the speed is quite fast, not much slower than the real car, in a blink of an eye ran to the front of everyone, everyone was shocked!

Immediately after that, there was another wind around everyone, and a yellow shadow rushed past several people, and the speed was also extremely fast. Li Qingcang took a closer look, but it was a leopard foodie.

The model car in front is a small pickup truck with a palm-sized piece of raw beef in the back body, speeding in front.

The leopard opened its four legs and chased desperately behind, seeing that it was about to catch up, the small pickup truck suddenly turned around and rushed to the side, the leopard rushed over its head at once, and quickly stopped its body with four legs, turned around and chased again.

A few people looked amused and couldn't help but look around to see who was so funny that they had come up with such a way to tease the leopard.

When I looked back, it was the church with a remote control in my hand controlling the small pickup truck to run around, causing the leopards to run around, rushing left and right.

Li Qingcang was overjoyed, and asked with a smile: "Brother church, where did you come up with such a thing, what is this for?" Teasing leopards? ”

The church said while manipulating the remote control: "Alas! You don't know that since you went out on vacation, no one has played with this guy, and I, a half-crippled man with old arms and legs, can't exercise vigorously with him.

"This clever ghost eats, sleeps, sleeps, eats all day long, and looks at the long meat, I am worried that this guy will be fat and unable to walk by then, so I have to think of such a way and find a mechanic to help me modify a remote control model.

"When it's time to feed it, put the meat on top of the cart and let it chase it, so that you can still exercise this guy for a while, and save him from not exercising all day long. Don't say it, it's not bad, this guy didn't start out as fat anymore, and now he likes to play this game with me. ”

Catherine smiled coquettishly: "Brother church, thank you so much for putting so much effort into it!" ”

The church waved his hand happily and said, "Thank you, thank you?" I love it too, it's what I should ...... Oops! Not good! ”

Several people heard the church shouting badly, and hurriedly followed his gaze to look ahead, it turned out that the church just waved its hand happily, and did not control the model car, and the car suddenly ran into the sewer with the manhole cover uncovered.

The leopard rushed to the mouth of the sewer hole, stretched out its head and looked inside, presumably unable to go down, so he had to sit at the mouth of the hole and lick his tongue and lick his mouth, and looked back at the church pitifully, looking a cute mess.

Li Qingcang hurriedly ran to the entrance of the cave, stretched out his head to look down, and saw a hanging ladder attached to the wall of the well, and there was a horizontal circular pipe at the bottom, which was quite spacious, about one and a half meters in diameter.

Several internal security personnel are bending over to desilt at the mouth of a drainage pipe, the remote control car is turned under the suspension ladder on four wheels, the quality is not bad, the four wheels are still rotating, but the roof of the car is on the ground, and it can't run.

Li Qingcang hurriedly beckoned the internal security guards who were dredging underneath and asked them to help pick up the car, and when an internal security officer saw the major speak, he hurriedly picked up the model car, climbed the suspension ladder, and reached out at the wellhead to hand him the model.

Li Qingcang took the model in his hand and looked at it, and said to the church: "Brother, the quality of your car is really good, it's okay to fall down so high!" ”

The church happily took the model, took out a piece of raw meat and handed it to the leopard, and said: "This is modified by this kid of the mechanic, waterproof and shockproof, and the quality is absolutely nothing to say, otherwise it would have fallen apart long ago if it was pulled twice by the leopard." ”

Li Qingcang nodded again and again, appreciating the church's thoughtful idea.

The fuse looked at the model in the hand of the church, and after glancing at the open sewer mouth, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and then he frowned and thought hard, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he strode to the mouth of the well, and leaned down to look down a few times.

Standing up and excitedly said, "Fuck! Lao Tzu has thought of a way, haha! I really fucking admire myself, I can definitely do it now. ”

Several people were also overjoyed when they heard that the fuse was so sure, and they all asked what the idea was.

The fuse said triumphantly: "Explosives! Dynamite! As long as they walk on the road, Lao Tzu can blow up the road surface with explosives, the sewer network in the United States extends in all directions, and most of the highways are tall and wide sewers underneath, as long as the road surface is blown open and the vehicles sitting in the hellfire fall into the sewer, the FBI can't do anything even if there is a helicopter escort, as long as the evacuation route is arranged, we can save the hellfire without killing a single person. ”

Li Qingcang's eyes lit up and praised: "This method is good, there is a possibility of implementation, what do you think?" ”

Razor, Catherine, and the Cannon King also nodded their heads to indicate that they could, and Razor laughed and punched the fuse and said, "Brother, why are you so smart in this brain, how did you come up with it?" ”

The fuse rushed to the leopard's side excitedly, hugged its neck and said: "I still want to thank our mascot, it was sent by God to protect our Predator Army, if it wasn't for the church brother who got such a car model and fell into the sewer in order to feed it, I wouldn't have thought of this way!" ”

Everyone was overjoyed, and they rushed up to the jaguar and became courteous, touching the head and tickling, feeding the meat, and rolling on the ground with joy.

After teasing the leopard for a while, Li Qingcang stood up and said: "Now without further ado, let's go to the captain immediately and tell him this idea, everyone will improve it again, if it is not expected, the action plan to rescue the hellfire is like this, Brother Fuse, your clever plan this time is a great credit, and the younger brother really admires it." ”

The fuse shook his head and said: "This is also a coincidence, if it weren't for the leopard and the church playing like this, I wouldn't have thought that if you want to take credit, they also have a share." ”

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