The children laughed even more. Since then, he has made up a joke that only belongs to the spread among children, and when he met Cheng Laohu and Xie Xiaofang, he either shouted "Cheng Laohu, you don't understand love, you don't understand love", or there was a delicate question that asked and answered, "Brother Tiger, what is a girlfriend", and then a group of people rushed to answer loudly:

That's you!

Seeing that Xiao Fang had suddenly changed from a little hot girl to a little sheep, Wu Zhi, who was watching the excitement on the side, opened his mouth to relieve her and said: "Little guys, I'll give you a temporary lesson and tell you what your girlfriend means, okay?" ”

"Wow, wow, master, what exactly does a girlfriend mean?"

"Girlfriend, that's what a female classmate means."

"Female classmates?"

"That's right."

"Oh, that's what it means, I see, I understand......" A group of little dots nodded.

Then, soon, the style of painting changed abruptly-

"Xiaofang, be my girlfriend, let's learn to sing and dance with the teacher together......"

"Yes, Xiaofang, you can be our girlfriend, we can learn a lot of powerful things with Teacher Wu and Miss Yuxiang......

"Yes, yes, Xiaofang, you just promise us, let's learn together to be fun......"

"Xiao Fang, Xiao Fang ......"

A group of small people surrounded Xiao Fang in the middle, "Xiao Fang" and "Xiao Fang" kept shouting, and actually began to blatantly and "unashamedly" begging for Xiao Fang to be their collective girlfriend, Wu Zhi was really drunk, okay, classmates, you won and lost, and I lost completely......

I have to say, this group of kids is so funny.

In the face of everyone's enthusiasm, Xiao Fang was obviously a little panicked, and while agreeing with a red face, she shook her head like a rattle, expressing her refusal: "It's good, but no, my family's harvest this year is very poor, and there is no tuition to pay ......."

As soon as the children heard Xiaofang's answer, they immediately came over and surrounded Wu Zhi under the leadership of Cheng Laohu, if nothing else, there was only one purpose, that is, to intercede for Xiao Fang, and wanted to ask Wu Zhi to think of a way to let Xiao Fang also be able to go to school......

"Master, please, help Xiaofang too......"

"Yes, Master, help Xiaofang......

The group of children surrounding him, there are both little boys and little girls among them, and it seems that Xiaofang's popularity is really good.

The serious expressions of the children one by one made Wu look at it directly, and they liked it and felt distressed, both very much like it and very distressed.

I like it because of their precious innocence and splendour, and my heart is distressed because of their precious innocence and splendour.

To be the teacher of this group of energetic children, to be able to get along happily with them, to be surrounded by them, and to do all kinds of funny and nonsensical things, Wu Zhi feels that it is undoubtedly a great blessing in his life.

"Listen, Xiaofang, I'll leave the tuition matter to me, when it's time, remember to go to school with everyone, understand?"

"Xiaofang understands, thank you, Brother Wu!"

Xiao Fang's face showed a longing and sweet smile.

Time seems to be frozen at this moment, for Xiaofang, this moment is the life she yearns for the most in her life, Wuzhi's promise seems to have given her life wings.

"Xiaofang, you called the wrong ......" It was Cheng Laohu's turn to point out to Xiaofang: "Don't change your words, call him Master ...... quickly"

"Master, Master......" the children coaxed. Most of the time, they prefer to call Master rather than Teacher. It's more in line with their habits.

"Master......" Xiao Fang called softly.

This sound of master made Wu Zhi satisfied, and he was used in every way. The haze I encountered when I went out just now has already been swept away.

Dinner time is starting to come.

As soon as Wu Zhi entered the busy mode, he didn't expect an old man to carry a blue hot water kettle and rush over to the bullfight, throw the pot at Wu Zhi's feet and shout:

"Wuda, you pay me for buying a pot!"

Wu Zhi glanced at it, continued to be busy, and asked, "Uncle, what's wrong?" ”

"What's wrong? You dare to ask me what's wrong? Look, this broken pot is broken! ”

"Broken? How did it break? Isn't it okay when I sell you......"

"You're a parallel import!"

"Yes, it's a parallel import, yes, this thing is used to preserve hot water, there's nothing wrong with your understanding......"

"You...... I believed Zhao Qi's words, saying that your treasures may have been smuggled back from overseas, and I didn't dare to ask for a high price, as long as I could buy it, it would be profitable, but your thing was too watery, I fell in the ice halfway, and I heard a sound that seemed to be broken, I didn't pay attention to it, but when I returned home, after boiling a pot of boiling water, I wanted to pour this thing into it, but I heard another bang, which scared me half to death, and when I came to take a look, I found that this thing had already broken, and the water leaked all over the ground......"

"Uncle, this" Xiaofang, hehe, I'm sorry......" Cheng Laohu touched his head and laughed, very embarrassed.

"You call it a snake, you know?" Xiao Fang looked like a little adult and pointed at Cheng Laohu. That look, but it's extraordinarily pleasing.

When Xiao Fang spoke, not only Cheng Laohu's voice became quieter, but even the other little boys also became regular, and they looked at them with envy.

Wu Zhi understood, this Xiaofang is a cute girl, and the boys in the neighborhood have all become little sheep in front of her, and they can't be heroes.

After Xiao Fang finished speaking, she urged Cheng Laohu to change the word "love", her big black eyes blinked and blinked, and sure enough, curiosity killed the cat, and she asked again:

"Brother Tiger, girlfriend, what the hell are you talking about?"

"......" Cheng Laohu was stunned, dumbfounded, and thought, you ask me, which one do I ask?

But the topic was picked up by the fat brother, and said with a smile: "Xiaofang, girlfriend, it's you!" ”

"Hahaha......" The skinny brother laughed.

"......" Xiaofang's face turned red all of a sudden, as red as an apple, although she didn't understand what it meant, but she was ridiculed like this, but her hazy heart was somewhat ......

Cheng Laohu became more and more embarrassed, and couldn't help complaining: "Xiaofang, you just said that I added to the snake, I think you are doing this too much......"

Hahaha – it's your fault. When you buy the pot, didn't I emphasize it again and again, there are two attentions, come, the big guys all talk about which two pay attention to......

Wu Zhi threw the conversation to the guests in the courtyard, and the guests immediately scrambled and said loudly:

"The first attention is to tighten the bottom cap and clean the tea leaves, and the second attention is to handle it gently and test the bottle with warm water......"

Wu Zhi asked everyone: "You use the hot water bottle according to the sixteen words I said, is there a problem?" ”

Everyone shook their heads: "No, no." ”