Chapter 370: Cao Chong Calls the Elephant
"Under Cao Lang, Cao Qilai!" Yuan Tan hugged his fists and saluted.
"In the next Zhuge Liang word Kong Ming!" Zhuge Liang hugged the fan and saluted.
Yuan Tan found that Zhuge Liang didn't recognize him either, and he was happy in his heart, "Kong Ming, you brought a magical beast, such a big one, it must not be easy along the way." ”
Cao Cao was a little anxious, thinking to himself, son-in-law, I asked you to come to deal with this Zhuge Liang, why are you still putting gold on his face, you see that he is screaming now, and his tail is going to the sky.
Xiahoudun and they were also anxious, it seemed that Cao Qilai didn't know this magical beast either, if not, he would definitely not talk like this.
Zhuge Liang's expression was even more calm, in stark contrast to Cao Cao's panicked circle.
"But this animal is really unusual, and there is nothing to be angry about." Yuan Tan said lightly.
When Zhuge Liang heard this, he raised his head and smiled, "This brother, you don't even know what this animal is called, and you dare to say such a thing?" ”
Cao Cao's face was burning at the moment, and it seemed that Yuan Tanlai was embarrassed again.
But they don't blame Yuan Tan, after all, Zhuge Liang can take out this animal, and no one will take it out if no one can recognize it.
"Isn't this just an elephant, what's so strange?" Yuan Tan said with a disgusted face.
Elephant?
Cao Cao and they hurried to see Zhuge Liang.
saw Zhuge Liang stunned, and the scarf was deflated, "How do you know it's an elephant!" ”
Zhuge Liang was so shocked that someone knew an elephant, unexpectedly.
Yuan Tan looked disgusted, "Elephants, three-year-old children know about it." ”
Cao Cao and the others were immediately embarrassed, and said in their hearts, don't say that, it's not as good as our three-year-old children.
It seems that Cao Lang is right, this was originally called an elephant.
Cao Cao hugged Yuan Tan excitedly, "Son-in-law, if it weren't for you, what would I do today." ”
It seems that Cao Cao was under too much pressure just now, after all, he is the overlord of the Central Plains, and he is suppressed by a little fresh meat, and he really can't stand it.
Yuan Tan patted Cao Cao's shoulder, "These elephants are all in groups in the Southern Barbarians, and they are not a rare species. ”
Cao Cao laughed, "It turned out to be an elephant, nothing unusual." After speaking, he looked at Zhuge Liang, I'm sorry that this Wolong didn't let you pretend to succeed today. I have a son-in-law Cao Qilai, don't even think about pretending to be with me in the future.
Zhuge Liang was depressed at the moment, he came to Cao Cao's side this time, and he was sure that Cao Cao would not dare to offend himself in order to fight against Yuan Tan.
And he brought an elephant, and no one knew him, and spread it out to increase his prestige.
Unexpectedly, someone with a special code knew what it was, and said that there was nothing unusual.
In this way, it seems that he is stupid. Not to mention the prestige of the prestige, depending on the situation, the prestige will fall.
I'll go!
Zhuge Liang couldn't stand it, the feather fan in his hand fanned violently, and he looked at Yuan Tan with a sharp gaze.
Yuan Tan was afraid of Zhuge Liang, but he didn't care.
However, Cao Cao and the others were very dissatisfied with Zhuge Liang's expression at the moment.
"Son-in-law, you have a wide mind, and you will soon find a problem to stump him." Cao Cao Ba looked at Yuan Tan and said.
Guo Jia was depressed, it seemed that in the future, his ranking as a big army division would be lower, and in the future, this fast son-in-law of Chenglong would be completely on the second spot of the Cao army.
"Hehehe......." Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, you must know that he is the first in the academy's 10,000-year assessment, what problems have you not seen? At this moment, he desperately hoped that Yuan Tan would have a question, and he would answer it immediately, which saved his appearance.
"Ask!" Yuan Tan said solemnly, like an old master in the school.
"Answer!" Zhuge Liang is very calm, and he has always been so calm in the cold window for ten years.
Cao Cao and Guo Jia looked at the two of them, and couldn't help but think, what questions would Cao Qilai ask?
Yuan Tan asked Zhuge Liang, "Zhuge Kongming, how many catties did you bring this elephant?" ”
"Huh?" Zhuge Liang thought of the problem of arithmetic in the nine chapters, and thought of the mystery of Qimen Dunjia, but he never expected that Yuan Tan would ask him how many catties the elephant was. Who knows about this special meow? At that time, the hair became a chicken coop.
Cao Cao and the others were also stupid, but after reacting, they all stretched out their thumbs to praise Yuan Tan. I have to say that this young man is too witty.
You must know that Zhuge Liang is the first in the academic assessment for 10,000 years, what problem has he not encountered?
But looking at the look of the first in ten thousand years now, it is obvious that this question has stumped the first in ten thousand years.
Exclamations were heard from the periphery.
When the common people learned of this situation, they were all shocked.
"It seems that Cao Gong has found a very bullish son-in-law this time."
"What kind of Wolong met Cao Qilai, it was basically 'playing a lantern to go to the toilet - (looking for death)'
"It's ......." Zhuge Liang wanted to cry without tears, he almost wanted to go up and pinch Yuan Tan's neck, he meowed and asked this is a woolen question, but it is too good.
Now Zhuge Liang will not do this question.
Yuan Tan was like a kindergarten teacher reminding the students, "If you are so smart, find a way to call it." ”
Zhuge Liang was even more stumped, shook the feather fan sharply, and said angrily for a while: "There is no such a big scale, how can you weigh it?" Why don't you weigh it? ”
Yuan Tan said with a smile, "This is a gift from you, of course I want you to tell me how many catties, if you can't say it, it's not too late for us to say it." ”
After speaking, he looked at Cao Cao and them.
Cao Cao and the others immediately touched their beards with a proud expression, and said in their hearts Cao Qilai, what you said is too right, this is the truth.
Guo Jia, as an academic elite, walked out to look at Zhuge Liang at this moment, "Of course, there must be a gift list and details to give a gift, if you don't have anything, then you are rude." ”
Zhuge Liang is about to smoke. Originally, everything was under control, but everything changed until this Cao Qilai appeared.
Zhuge Liang looked at the elephant, thought about it, and after a while, he felt that this was the most brain-burning time in his life.
How do you weigh such a big one?
Cao Cao, they all looked at it with a smile.
"Hehehe......." Suddenly, Zhuge Liang smiled.
Cao Cao and the others immediately became nervous.
"I've figured it out." Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly, completely because there was nothing in this world that could stump him.
"What's your solution?" Cao Cao looked over and asked.
"I dismantled the elephant into eight pieces and weighed them separately."
Suddenly, Cao Cao's eyes widened, and they had to say that the first in the academy really had a brush, which was too witty.
Zhuge Liang regained his composure and looked at Yuan Tan, "Hehehe......." ”
"How can you kill an animal?" Yuan Tan looked at him with contempt, and walked to the elephant's side.
The elephant stretched out his front feet and shook hands with Yuan Tan.
Cao Cao and the others were stunned again. Son-in-law, you're too good, how do you have a good relationship with this behemoth?
You must know that so far, Cao Cao and they only dare to watch from afar, and they dare not approach at all. lest the giant beast go berserk and kill only with one kick.
"You want to kill such a cute animal, you are too cruel, are you infected by Uncle Liuhuang?" Yuan Tan was furious.
Cao Cao and the others nodded after hearing this, and looked at Zhuge Liang with a look of disgust.
You forced me to kill it. Zhuge Liang exploded his lungs in anger, and the feather fan pointed over, "Cao Qilai, unless you can come up with a better way." ”
Yuan Tan was about to say his own way when he saw Cao Chong. I feel that my own crossing, history has changed greatly, and some interesting historical events are still more developed.
So he pretended to circle around the elephant a few times and sent a note to Cao Chong.
Cao Chong was very excited when he saw the note, this was his brother-in-law pretending to be forced, and he suddenly jumped out.
"Dad, I use a knife to kill chickens, I don't need my brother-in-law to do it at all, I think I can come up with a better way than Zhuge Kongming!"
Cao Cao's eyes flashed with stars, and he immediately said to Zhuge Liang: "This is my son Cao Chong, who is only nine years old. ”
Since you dare to stand up, there must be a better way than Zhuge Liang.
At the age of nine, there is a way to be the first in ten thousand years of the academy.
Xiahoudun and they can't wait, after all, everyone wants to see their juniors in the limelight, let alone in front of Zhuge Liang, the first in 10,000 years.
"Kill chickens with a knife!" This kid is too arrogant, even more arrogant than Cao Qilai, Zhuge Liang can't accept that he is not as good as a nine-year-old child.
Shaking the feather fan lightly, he said lightly: "What can a naughty boy think of, Cao Gong, you have to take the exam clearly, as soon as the words come out, it will be difficult to collect the water." ”
Zhuge Liang is implying that it must be you Cao Cao who is embarrassed and thrown into the world.
Cao Cao hesitated when he heard this.