Dreams are a very strange thing, time often passes very slowly in dreams, if the quality of sleep is good, it feels like more than ten hours of sleep has passed, but in reality it is only a few minutes.

The driver did not sleep comfortably, he was especially afraid in his dreams, he was afraid that he would go to hell, because he ate people, and it was his own brother who ate it, such an innocent person. He remembered again the brother he had killed when he came out of the basement of the Huang family's old mansion. Once upon a time, he was also so ruthless and ruthless. Is cannibalism your own retribution? Thinking about this, his mind became more and more chaotic.

When he woke up, his head ached, "Ah, it hurts, it hurts." ”

"Guest officer, the best ointment of wealth you asked for is here." A little girl, not tall, looks like it affects the normal development of her body because of her foot wrapping.

There are actually people, who must be their accomplices. The driver wanted to grab it, but he felt that his body had no strength at all, and he was fluttering. As soon as he grabbed it, the little girl slipped like a loach, and she couldn't touch it at all, and she couldn't control it.

"Uncle, don't worry, you're done, the slave family will serve you again!" The little girl scraped the rich paste for the driver, then put it in the smoke pot and handed it to the driver. The driver took it with his hand, his face hesitant.

"Smoke, don't you have a headache? After smoking, you will be refreshed and guaranteed to feel as comfortable as a fairy. The little girl put her cigarette gun against the driver's arm.

The driver had a terrible headache, there must be something wrong with that cup of tea, and the driver finally gave in, he took the cigarette gun and took a big gulp. It's strange that as soon as this cigarette entered his stomach, the driver's whole person was like a different person, and his face was very happy. He dragged the little girl over, but this time he didn't let go. He wanted to be a little girl, but the little girl didn't resist, and let the driver be thin.

"Damn, I always come to you to patronize business on weekdays, and I won't let Lao Tzu enjoy it if I run out of money today." A young man dressed in a long robe with braids on his head broke into the house and disturbed the good things of the driver and the little girl.

The driver asked the girl in his arms, "Who is this person, why is he so rude?" ”

The little girl whispered into the driver's ear, "This person's surname is Wu, and he is a poor talent." Every day he comes to us without doing his business and anoints himself with riches, and destroys all the property in his house. It looks like I'm going to eat white food today. ”

The little girl got off the kang and stood politely in front of Wu Xiucai, "Yo, isn't this Wu Ye?" What wind has blown you to us? Last time, our shopkeeper asked me to thank you, saying that the couplet you wrote on the face of our store looked like it was made by everyone. "The little girl has a sweet mouth, no one will lose her temper with such a cute and well-behaved girl.

But Wu Xiucai was probably too addicted to smoking, and he was carried away, so he pushed the little girl to the side, "I'm telling you, don't give me this set." I am a show talent from the township test, and I don't have to kneel when I see the county master. I asked you to give you a pot of rich ointment, and you didn't want to. I wrote that couplet for you in vain. ”

The little girl was not angry, "Master Wu, what you said is not right, since you are a showman, you also read the sage classics, the way of Confucius and Mencius." Which sentence of these four books and five classics says that you can enter the smoke house without giving money, and then you can also smoke on credit. As long as you can flip it out of the book, your cigarette money villain will end it for you today! ”

Wu Xiu is a person who wants to save face, and the little girl's words just poked at his weakness. yes, how did I become like this? A talented man who has studied poetry and books has now made it to this point for this bit of wealth and ointment.

The little girl looked at Wu Xiucai and didn't speak, she glanced at him, and looked at the driver with spring eyes, "Master, you smoke first, I'll go and give you another pot of new goods from France!" ”

The driver looked at this Wu Xiucai with interest, he always felt that he had seen this person there, but he didn't look so young or down. It's like reminiscing, but as a result, the rich paste is pumped, and the whole person is fluttering, and I can't take care of it so much.

Wu Xiucai sat on the clay kang and kept grabbing his neck with his hands, and when his addiction to smoking came up, he felt like there were thousands of ants crawling on his neck, which was too uncomfortable. He looked at the driver pitifully, "Where is this uncle!" ”

"I'm the tallest in my family, and I don't have a particularly tall uncle!" The driver responded.

When Wu Xiucai heard that he was illiterate, he couldn't help but sigh, it seems that there is no drama in communicating in an elegant way. Then he simply was more down-to-earth, "This master, you see, I'm addicted to smoking, can you be kind enough to give me a sip, I'll write you a couplet, and I wrote the couplet outside their teahouse." ”

The driver was annoyed by what he said, "Since you said that the couplet was written by you, I will test you." ”

Shanglian is, "Drink the world's good tea, and your mouth is tricky." The next link is, "Taste the ups and downs, loneliness and not bitterness." ”

"Can you add a few words to the end of the couplet, and immediately turn the exaggerated content of the couplet into a scolding!" The driver said seriously.

Wu Xiucai's mind turned, "What's so difficult about this!" Saying that, Wu Xiucai took out a brush from his arms, which he always carried with him when he ate. I really don't have any money, so I use it to calculate a hexagram and write a paper on behalf of others.

After a while, Wu Xiucai tore off a couplet at the door and took it into the door, and the back of the upper and lower couplets were filled in with words. "The next link is," taste all the ups and downs, and loneliness is not bitter to come here to drink urine. ”

The driver laughed when he saw this couplet, and Wu Xiucai laughed when he saw him. But after a while, the driver's face suddenly became solemn. It turned out that the little girl stood behind Wu Xiucai with two big men. Wu Xiucai didn't realize this situation and was still complaining, "It's just such a broken restaurant, comparable to a thatched pit, and his signboard should be changed to a thatched house in the future, ahahaha." ”

The little girl tapped Wu Xiucai's shoulder with her fingers, and when Wu Xiucai turned around and found that the big thing was not good, she hurriedly hid the couplet behind her body, and said with a hypocritical face, "You promised to let me give me a pot of rich ointment?" ”

The two big men grabbed Wu Xiucai, and the little girl walked around behind Wu and picked up the couplet and asked, "Who asked you to tear our couplet and write it like this?" ”

Wu Xiucai pointed to the driver on the bed with an aggrieved face, the driver had already turned his back, and he was silently smoking alone.

The little girl tore the couplet to pieces, "Come on, drag this insulting fake show out and hammer it, if you dare to come to us again in the future, we will pull out your teeth!" ”