From Ancient Times to the Present Chapter 22: Turning Bones into Palms

After a few glasses of wine, the atmosphere on the table gradually climaxed, and there were not so many worries between the words, several students found that Li Qingcang drank wine boldly and scary, and it was not very strange for them to drink beer one by one, but Li Qingcang was obviously white wine in the cup, and after clinking glasses with them, the wine was also dry, and they couldn't help but look at each other.

The big-eyed girl was afraid that Li Qingcang would get drunk, so she opened her mouth to dissuade her: "Brother Daxia, you will get drunk if you drink like this!" ”

The leopard opened his mouth and explained: "It's okay, don't worry, my eldest brother drinks like this, and we are not his opponents when we all drink liquor, I think the nickname you gave him is really appropriate, a big bowl of wine and a big piece of meat." I also think my eldest brother is like a hero, why do you call him that? ”

Chen Fatzi replied: "When I met your eldest brother in the Qinglongshan Reservoir, he asked us what 'Yingtianfu' or 'Kaifeng Mansion' were, I thought he was a madman who ran out of the Qinglongshan Mental Hospital, and laughed at him. As soon as he reached out, he threw me into the reservoir, poured me a few mouthfuls of water, and then rescued me from the reservoir. I saw that he was terrifyingly strong, estimated to be a little kung fu, and spoke with a mouth full of Chinese, a bit like an ancient hero, so I called him Brother Daxia. ”

The leopard laughed and said, "So that's the case, my eldest brother doesn't just have a little kung fu, he is good at scaring people to death." Come on, come on, have a drink for the nickname 'Brother Hero'! ”

Yan Wanting became curious and asked, "Brother Bao!" What kind of scary method is the kung fu of the hero? ”

The leopard said proudly: "Don't call me Brother Bao, I'm a rough person, I don't feel comfortable listening to it, just call me Leopard, drink this glass of wine, and then tell you." Li Qingcang didn't want to show off too much, and explained: "Don't listen to his nonsense, what kind of kung fu scares people to death, I just practiced some rough and stupid fists and feet, not so exaggerated!" ”

Although the leopard wanted to argue, the boss opened his mouth and had to shut up.

Chen Fatzi didn't let go of Li Qingcang, and said: "Brother Hero, you are too modest, don't say anything else, just your demeanor on the basketball court just now makes the little brother respect you like the water of the Yellow River...... Talking! I've seen you alone in this kind of shooting skills when I'm so old, and those NBA superstars are not at your level. And your actions on the field, several people can't stop you, if you want to say that your kung fu is not good, I don't believe it, as the saying goes, 'Excessive modesty is a sign of pride!' ’”

Chen Fatzi was messing around here, and the big-eyed girl also coaxed, pestering Li Qingcang to show him martial arts.

Other people's face can not be given, but Yan Wanting also spoke. Li Qingcang was embarrassed to refuse. But what he learned was the killing skills of defeating the enemy, and he paid attention to the gravity of his fists. If you spread out in this private room according to the usual fist and leg method, I am afraid that all these tables, chairs and benches will fall apart.

After thinking for a while, he said: "Since everyone wants to watch it so much, then I have no choice but to be ugly, but my kung fu is not as wonderful as in the movie, don't be disappointed." As he spoke, he pinched a porcelain wine glass with his thumb and index finger, secretly urging Xiao Wuxianggong, and two yin energies came out from his fingertips, and the porcelain cup was silently shaken into powder, but the appearance was intact.

Li Qingcang let go of his fingers, and then learned the movements he learned from TV, shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and signaled that the performance was over.

Everyone was concentrating, holding their breath and preparing to see Li Qingcang's wonderful performance, but they only saw Li Qingcang pinching the wine glass with two fingers, and they didn't see how he used his strength, waiting for his next move, but they didn't expect him to finish the performance, and couldn't help but be full of question marks?

The big-eyed girl opened a pair of watery eyes, and looked at Li Qingcang with a puzzled expression, waiting for him to explain.

Li Qingcang didn't speak, and the old god sat there comfortably and sold Guanzi. Fat Chen felt strange, and stretched out his hand to take the cup to see what was famous? As soon as your fingers touch the cup, the cup will be "poof!" With a bang, it turned into a pile of powder and spread it on the table, Chen Fatzi was stunned, looking at the uniform and delicate powder like refined salt on his fingers and speechless.

The big-eyed girl also covered her mouth, for fear that she would scream!

Zhang Zhigang took off his glasses and wiped them vigorously with a napkin, as if what he had just seen was an illusion.

Wang Sihai was better, and he spoke out. Pointing to the cup that had turned into powder, he stammered, "Turning into ...... This is a fake ...... The fake Queen Mother Mao Dongzhu's bones. ”

Xiao Meng corrected with a smile on the side: "That's Jin Yong's novel, this is real kung fu." ”

When the leopard saw the boss with such a long face, he was also proud on the side. Seeing the surprised appearance of several college students, grinning and happy, the scars on their faces were glowing red!

It took a few college students to come back to their senses after seeing their knowledge beyond the laws of physics.

Fat Chen picked up the wine glass, poured the wine down, let out a long breath, rubbed his chest with his hand and said: "My good girl, I met a master today, if you used this kung fu to pat me so lightly that day, would I not be like in the novel, no!" I don't think the last apology was sincere enough, and now I want to sincerely and solemnly apologize to you again! ”

The big-eyed girl said coquettishly: "Dead fat man, you are talking nonsense again, Brother Daxia is so careful." ”

Li Qingcang also scolded with a smile: "What nonsense? I'm sorry to you, but I scared the hell out of you that day! ”

Fat Chen hurriedly picked up the wine glass and said, "I just can't speak with this mouth, so I'll punish myself with a glass." After saying that, he poured the wine to the full, and poured it down again.

Zhang Zhigang teased: "Fatty, if you want to drink more, just say it, don't let this bitter trick trick to deceive drinking!" It made Chen Fatzi's face red, but everyone laughed and drank together, and the atmosphere on the table became more and more enthusiastic.

Yan Wanting drank the drink in the cup and asked Li Qingcang: "Brother Daxia, you play basketball well, and your kung fu is so good, why don't you go to find something to do, according to Chen Fatzi's statement, it's no problem for you to play in the national team!" ”

Li Qingcang smiled bitterly: "I can't remember a lot of things before I fell into a coma, and I still have to find out my identity, how can the national team want someone who doesn't even know his background." ”

Yan Wanting frowned when she heard this, thought for a while, and said helplessly: "This is also true." Chen Fatzi said disapprerovingly: "Sister Big Eyes, don't worry about it, just a character like Brother Hero, I'm afraid that heroes are useless, don't worry!" Brother Daxia is a well-known figure sooner or later. ”

Li Qingcang heard that Chen Fatzi admired himself so much, and he was also full of pride, raised his glass and said: "Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon." I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone. The fat man is right, the big husband stands in the world, how can he be hindered by small difficulties. I can meet you today, and I will only talk about the things that I am happy about, and then things will take their course. Here, cheers! Everyone toasted each other.

Several college students also went on to talk about some funny events on campus to increase the atmosphere on the table, Li Qingcang, Leopard, and Xiao Meng all listened to it with relish and couldn't support it.

When the cups and plates on the table are empty, the people at the table are also full of wine and food. Chen Fatzi said: "Brother Daxia, since you live near here, you will often gather with us in the future, leave your phone number to us." ”

Li Qingcang remembered that two days ago, in order to catch the two robbers, the mobile phone was smashed into parts by himself as a hidden weapon. In the past two days, I have been thinking about how to apply for identity documents, and I haven't bought that thing yet. opened his mouth and said: "The phone was broken two days ago, and I haven't had time to buy it, so let's write down the phone number of the leopard and Xiao Meng." If you want to find me, you can call them. So they exchanged numbers.

Li Qingcang called the waiter to settle the bill. When the group walked out of the hotel and waved goodbye, these college students saw that the crazy man they met by chance became an unfathomable character, and they were all happy for Li Qingcang in their hearts.

Especially the big-eyed girl smiled, looked back frequently, and couldn't stop waving at Li Qingcang. The leopard teased Lao Dao: "Big brother, I see that this big-eyed girl has also taken a fancy to you, you really like women, that Hai Ruyu pestered to see you a few days ago, and this time there is a Yan girl." Ay! Why don't I invite women like this? ”

Xiao Meng sarcastically said: "You have to have half the ability of the boss, I promise that there will be many women to see you soon." ”

The leopard retorted: "Don't laugh at the second brother, aren't you the same as Lao Tzu?" Li Qingcang said to the two: "Don't make trouble, this Yan girl is an extremely kind girl." When I first met her, I was like a beggar, but she gave me two hundred dollars to buy a dress, which is the one I wore when I met you. So you two must not make such jokes about Miss Yan in the future, I only love and respect her like a sister, if Miss Yan has anything to do in the future, I will not hesitate to go to the soup and fire! Seeing that the boss said cautiously, the two also put away their jokes, nodded together, and the three of them walked home.

The leopard is ridiculing Li Qingcang here, and the fat man Chen is also ridiculing the big-eyed girl over there. I saw that Chen Fatzi had a fat face, and pretended to be sad and said: "Classmate Yan Wanting, you are the school flower and the president of the student union of our History Department of NTU. On weekdays, we are the pride of the sky, young talents, but today we are smiling at the hero. How embarrassing is this! ”

Wang Sihai and Zhang Zhigang hurriedly nodded in agreement.

Yan Wanting was ashamed, clenched her fists and slammed the fat fat man's thick back. Coquettishly said: "I'm going to die!" You're a dead fat man, and a dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth. How about I smiled at Brother Hero? Are you not happy to see him today, I see that you are not smiling less than me, I just think that the feeling that Brother Daxia brings me is so amazing, from a crazy beggar, to a handsome and dashing handsome guy, not only strong in martial arts but also grateful for the reward, seeing that you still remember to eat our dry food, I specially asked you to call me and Zhigang to eat together. Grandma is happy today, what's wrong? As he spoke, he thrashed hard.

Fat Chen begged for mercy again and again: "Happy, happy, my aunt and grandmother." Stop it! Just kidding, with such a heavy hand, I'm really happy to see Brother Daxia's appearance, think about it? If Brother Daxia becomes a big man in the future, Lao Tzu can still brag to others that I have fought with Brother Daxia alone, or I will leave unharmed, don't you say? ”

Yan Wanting was disgusted by the shameless spirit of Ah Q like Chen Fatzi. Stop thrashing, vomit and say, "Vomit......!" "Whew! was still unharmed, and he retreated, and I don't know who was shouting for help in the water at that time? ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Zhigang and Wang Sihai laughed on the side.

Yan Wanting is the president of the student union, she is kind and lively by nature, helpful, and very popular in the school. Chen Fatzi and the others are members of the student union, and they have been in love with Yan Wanting for a long time.

But Yan Wanting just regarded them as buddies, and these people also knew that after giving up their admiration, they became friends who didn't talk about anything. They often make jokes about each other.

While laughing and playing, several young students happily walked towards the school.