Chapter 67: Woman, Do You Want to Be Cheap?
This is the first time that Wu Zhi has been forced to say such two words of elegance and vulgarity since he crossed over, and once he was forced out, he was forced out twice in a row.
This little hoof is so oppressive!
"This, the reason why I compare you to a flower and myself to a grass is actually a little selfish......" Under the forced gaze of Fang Qiong's eyes, Wu Zhi had no choice but to continue to answer her questions and explain:
"Do you know that in the place where I came, people habitually call cute and beautiful girls flowers, and cool boys grass ......"
"What do you mean, pants of the ...... Is it this squirrel? Fang Qiong lifted her bottom and pointed to the shin robe made of fine silk that wrapped her legs to keep out the cold. That thing has a scientific name, and it's called 纨绔.
It is the "pants".
Wu Zhi couldn't help laughing, thinking, girl, you are really upright enough, a yellow flower girl, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old lady, actually lifted her skirt in front of everyone to reveal the bottom of her skirt, although your "autumn pants" are more high-end than others, they are the best silk, but, after all, they are also open crotch pants, even if there is a petticoat under the dress to cover, there is still a certain risk that it will expose the blessed world......
"It's not that pants, it's cold and cool, it's suave, handsome and chic, like Song Yu, and looks better than Pan An......" Wu Zhidao said.
"Oh, that's cool, but why didn't I know it meant the way you said it?" Fang Qiong has been practicing martial arts since she was a child, how can she care about things like those children's behavior, how can she know that other people's curiosity is under her woman's skirt, and her curiosity is all in what Wu Zhi said she doesn't understand......
"There's a lot you don't understand, if you want to learn, I'll teach you!" Wu Zhi suddenly had the intention of teasing Fang Qiong, didn't the Tie Fei Daoist come to explain the words just now, or he would improvise a word to explain the words, so he continued with a wicked smile between his eyebrows:
"In fact, the phrase 'me, grass' just now has another deeper meaning......"
"Really?" Fang Qiong asked.
"Yes, don't look at this sentence is only two words, but you know, Chinese culture is broad and profound, even if there are only two words, the artistic conception that can be conveyed is also very rich, let me tell you, these two words, in fact, is a seemingly meaningless but extremely rich interjection, it can contain a large amount of information, but it can only be understood and not spoken......"
"Really? So what exactly does it mean? ”
"To put it bluntly, it means 'ah'......"
As soon as these words came out, the people who were also curious about Wu Zhi's explanation were all hit by 10,000 critical hits, and one or two became more and more dumbfounded......
Me, grass, is the meaning of "ah"? They didn't understand why, but it always felt like something was wrong......
"Ah......" Fang Qiong's face was full of puzzlement, and she whispered "ah".
"Yes, ah-" Wu Zhi also "ah", but the big difference between the tone and Fang Qiong: "Listen, different 'ah' obviously represent different contexts, don't believe it, you come and have a few, remember, the lips can't only have one open posture, the tongue inside must also try to change a variety of different patterns......"
"Ah, ah, ah~, ah-" Fang Qiong listened to Wu Zhi's teachings, and tried her best to change the shape and pattern of her lips, and shouted.
"With a little emotion, with a little anger, with a little shyness, with a little surprise, with a little satisfaction, I grass, I grass, grass, grass (N) ......"
"Ahh......h
The men in the Tianwang Hall listened to her call, and those who were originally standing also sat down, and if there was a table in front of them, there would be nothing to do, and if there was no table in front of them, they all wittily cocked Erlang's legs, one by two, and began to become very serious and regular......
"Miss Fang Qiong, I think you've graduated!" Wu Zhi hurriedly stopped her. This little hoof pours into the play very deeply, and it cooperates very well!
Fang Wen couldn't stand it anymore and jumped up: "Sister, don't be casually played by him like someone holding the bull's nose!" ”
Fang Qiong disagreed: "Brother, I'm not a cow, you forget, I am a monkey, so I won't be led by the nose to play ......."
Fang Wen's face changed and he sat down.
Fang Qiong also seemed to realize that she had said something wrong or lost her temper, stuck out her tongue and covered her mouth.
After a pause, Fang Qiong grabbed the sword on the table, regained her demeanor, and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, I haven't competed with you yet!" Don't think you can run away just because you taught me two words! ”
What, you're going to compare yourself to me?
You've got the right person!
"Woman, do you want to be cheap? Okay, how do you compare? Wu Zhi turned his back in a dashing manner, flattened his hands behind his back, and made a heroic and heroic demeanor, looking at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle with his eyes.
"I'll go with your sword and fight it out!" Fang Qiong patted his sword.
"Okay, I'll go head-to-head with you, talk about cheapness, and fight it out!" Wu Zhi patted his ass and said.
"Shine your sword!" Fang Qiong pointed his sword straight at Wu, and was about to draw his sword and swing a sword posture.
"Wait! I'm not afraid to tell you, but in fact, I am the ...... of the world's first village."
"You are the young owner of the Hidden Sword Villa?" Fang Qiong was stunned for a moment and grabbed the conversation.
"No, hehe, in fact, I'm a little cook in the Hidden Cheap Villa, ......"
"Even if it's a sweeper in the Hidden Sword Villa, everyone knows that you may have practiced the sword way that hurts your body, not to mention that you are still a cook......" Fang Qiong's face was very serious, and even her eyes showed a look of adoration, and the hands holding the sword began to tremble.
Her mood was both excited and unconvinced. The excitement is that in such a military temple that has been abandoned for many years, she actually met a master from the world's first village Zangjian Villa, and the feeling of dissatisfaction comes from her desire to compete with such an unborn master as the other party.
She is eager to defeat the other party.
For those who practice martial arts and swords, the people of the Tibetan Sword Villa are mountains, and it is too difficult to surpass them.
However, as long as you can surpass them, you will be able to become famous and famous, and from then on, you will be able to go to the end of the world with a sword, cut through injustices, and make great achievements.
Fang Qiong had already said that he had heard that the people of the Tibetan Sword Villa, from the noble owner to the sweeping people, all have their own set of unparalleled swordsmanship, everyone is a master, even if it is a female dependent and a girl, they all have the ability to gallop the rivers and lakes with one enemy and ten, so they are very yearning.
No matter where the people of Tibetan Sword Villa go, whether they are government officials or folk heroes, they will sell their people a face, whether the other party is an obscure subordinate who sweeps the floor, or a young owner who is full of legends.
Fang Qiong's eyes lit up: "Shine the sword!" ”
Wu Zhi pushed his hand: "Woman, you obviously don't understand the mystery of the Tibetan Cheap Villa!" The so-called hiding cheapness means not seeing the obvious cheapness, and using the dark cheapness ......"
"Oh, I understand, the open gun is easy to dodge, but the dark sword is difficult to defend against...... Fang Qiong was excited for a while, not realizing that this "sword" was not his "arrow", and said:
"However, aren't the people of the Hidden Sword Villa quite upright, and I haven't heard that they will use the dark sword to hurt people, this kind of method......"
She was afraid that she would accidentally hurt the prestige of the Hidden Sword Villa, so she stammered.