Chapter 3: Drum on the Flea
The man who sold wine said, "This barrel of wine was eaten by the guest, and if you are missing some wine, I will spare half of your money today." ”
The soldiers pooled together the money to pay him back.
The man took the money, picked up the empty bucket, still sang the mountain song, and went from the lower hill.
After about a quarter of an hour, the seven jujube sellers stood by the pine tree, pointed to Yang Zhi, the fifteen people, and said, "It's good! Pour also! ”
Seeing the soldiers around him fall to the ground one by one, unconscious, Yang Zhi knew that he had fallen behind. wanted to pull out the Pu knife and tried his best, but he was top-heavy and couldn't stand on his feet.
The seven guests pushed out the seven Jiangzhou cars from the pine forest, threw all the dates on the cart on the ground, loaded the eleven quintals of gold and jewelry shellfish in the car, covered them, shouted "noisy", and pushed them away until they looked at Huang Nigang.
Yang Zhi just complained bitterly, his body softened, and he couldn't struggle, and the fifteen people watched the seven people put this golden treasure away, but they couldn't get up, they couldn't struggle, and they couldn't speak.
I ask you, 'Who are these seven?' It's no one else, it turns out to be Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Liu Tang and other seven.
Three of them are the heroes of Mangdang Mountain, and Wu Yong said with a three-inch incorruptible tongue.
Fan Rui, the leader of Mangdang Mountain, is a native of Puzhou, who was Mr. Quanzhen in his early years, learned a Taoist method, is good at making meteor hammers, and is known as the demon king of the mixed world.
The old two Xiang Chong, is a native of Pei County, Xuzhou, good at making a group of cards, inserting twenty-four flying knives on the back, can take people in 100 steps, all of them are not hit, and they are called the eight-armed Nezha.
The third Li Gon, a native of Pixian County, Jiangsu Province (now Pizhou City, Jiangsu Province), ranked third among the three sworn brothers in Mangdang Mountain, covered in iron armor, with a sword in his right hand and a group card in his left hand, and 24 javelins inserted in the card. Nicknamed "The Flying Sage".
But the man who picks the wine is the white rat Bai Sheng.
But how to use the medicine?
It turned out that when he picked up Gangzi, both barrels were good wine, and seven people ate one barrel first, Liu Tang lifted the lid of the barrel, and ate half a scoop of food, deliberately asking them to look at it, just to make people die of heart, and then Wu Yong went to the pine forest to take out the medicine, shook it in the scoop, and only came to spare him to drink and eat, and when he took the scoop to the scoop, the medicine was already stirred in the wine, and he pretended to eat half a scoop; The white sheng snatched it and poured it into the bucket: this is a strategy!
That consideration is Wu Yong's proposition, and this is called "outwitting the birth gang." ”
Chao Gai and a few people took the antidote in advance, and there was still no problem, but Yang Zhi and the others would not. Originally, Yang Zhi was afraid of something wrong along the way, but who would have thought that he couldn't prevent it, and in the end he fell for Wu's trick.
"Hahaha, it's still the professor's strategy that works, but it saves us a lot of things." Liu Tang looked at the gold, silver and jewelry in the car, and his saliva was about to come out, and he laughed.
"Oh my God, with so much money, Lao Tzu will be a rich man in the future! Hahaha...... "At this time, Bai Sheng, the day mouse, also turned around, and he was excited next to him.
Chao Gai came over at this time and said: "You can't stay here for a long time, without further ado, the brothers are fortunate to work hard to escort this birthday gang to my village, and then I will wait for my brothers to share the money." ”
Wu Yong and Liu Tang applauded in unison, but Fan Rui had different opinions.
"King Chao, go back to your village and my brother is afraid of inconvenience, so I should divide the wealth and silk!"
As soon as Fan Rui spoke, Li Gon and Xiang Chong also stood together, advancing and retreating together. The three of them are all general ideas, the name of Chao Gai Tota Heavenly King is the best in Shandong, but the wealth is moving, Chao Gai and others are powerful, and they have to plan early.
Chao Gai knew that Fan Rui and the three of them did not trust him, and he was afraid that he would come to the village to eat black. didn't explain much, and said directly: "That's fine, I divided the three deserving treasures!" ”
Several people planned at that time, Chao Gai's person in charge of the matter would get two shares, Wu would get two shares for his planning, and the other six people would each get one share. Wu Yong and Gongsun Sheng were in charge, and immediately divided the three of them for Fan Rui.
Gongsun Sheng looked at a few treasures, and also sighed: "In this world now, the officials are dim, the officials are treacherous, and the small ones are all over the countryside, and they are all people's fat and people's ointment. Judging from the poor road, sooner or later someone will rebel. ”
Chao Gai also thought so, and said for a long time: "Let's look at the future, and when there is a good time, we will sweep away all these thieves who harm the people." ”
Liu Tang spoke quickly and said, "I have to say this." It's a pleasure to be with my brother. When I killed the dog officer, I counted one. ”
"Good! How many, aren't you a rebel? While a few people were talking, someone suddenly interjected, shocking everyone.
Several people were taken aback and hurriedly took a look. But he saw a man on the branch of the great tree, with his legs and feet hooked to the branch, and his head downward, like a golden bell. The body is thin and light like an ape, with a narrow and thin face, especially a pair of eyes, and the bones are very energetic.
When the man saw a few people, he was not afraid, but only hung there, swaying twice, as if swinging. He said, "You are so bold! Open your mouth to kill officials, close your mouth and behead ministers, and dare to discuss the rights and wrongs of officials here! Don't you be afraid that people will listen to it and go to the government to report it? ”
When Chao Gai saw this person's appearance, his heart moved. Just as he was about to speak, he heard Liu Tang speak first and shouted: "The thief is so daring!" Dare to eavesdrop, you give me down! ”
Seeing that the man was only swinging, he sat down on the branch and said with a smile, "Why don't you come up?" It's just cool in the wind. ”
After that, he looked at the treasure that everyone had shared, and said, "If you divide this birth outline with half of me, it is not necessary!" ”
When Liu Tang heard this, he was even more furious in his heart, and rushed to the bottom of the tree, shouting and scolding him to come down. The man shrank into the branches and leaves of the big tree, poked his head out, turned a pair of flexible and dazzling eyes, looked at everyone, and said, "Which one dares to come down?" A few of you, not only robbed the Birthday Gang, but also had the courage to kill officials, if I go down, I will have my life? ”
As soon as they saw this person breaking through the actions of several people, everyone was shocked, and they couldn't help but have a thought: kill people and kill their mouths!
"What a thief, he doesn't bring a trick when he goes out, and he dares to talk in front of us for entertainment?" Here, Fan Rui shouted: "Look at the Sprinkle family if you don't smash you with a hammer, and dig out your heart!" With that, he stood up sharply and lifted the meteor hammer to strike him.
"Slow down, brother!" Chao Gai stopped.
This person can hide in the tree next to him, and no one knows about it, I am afraid that he has been listening to it for a long time, and if he really wants to leave, he will not alarm everyone with his words. And Chao Gai has guessed the identity of this person. He said: "This hero, you are also a good man on the rivers and lakes, but I don't believe that you will go to sue!" ”
The man's face was pale, and he replied: "Corrupt officials and thieves, of course they should be killed!" If you really want me to go out and report the filthy deeds, it is more difficult to ruin the lives of the heroes than to kill me! ”
At this time, Chao Gai knew in his heart, and arched his hand: "Brother, it's not a flea on the drum in Liangshan, please come down and talk about it!" ”
"Brother Tianwang is invited, Shi Qian dares to disobey his fate!" When the man finished speaking, his legs bent, and the dead leaves fell down in the wind.
Several people looked at him, but they saw that this person's figure was not short, more than seven feet, but he looked short, but it was because he arched his back, and his body seemed to be thin, but it was extremely flexible. He just fell from a height of three or two feet and was silent, what a strange person.
That person is the famous flea on the drum in the rivers and lakes, and now he is one of the leaders of Liangshan Tansheng.