Chapter 292: Meng Jiangnu Crying on the Great Wall (1) ???
Yasuo: "I said Great Sage, how are you feeling now?"
Yasuo asked Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "I feel a starfish." ”
Sun Wukong said to Yasuo: "I only have wind and no fire in this Xun Palace!"
"Burn is not burned!"
"But I'm afraid that I'll be smoked to death by accident!"
"And in this Xun Palace, I really have a little bit of tears. ”
Sun Wukong said to Yasuo while touching his tears.
"I'm afraid that my fiery eyes haven't been practiced, and I'll be able to refine my tears first!"
Sun Wukong said sadly.
Lord of Honkai: "That's a lot of strength after that!"
"Tears as soon as you go out!"
"You don't have to do anything when you meet the yellow-robed monster, you just drown him with tears!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "......"
"I ......"
Sun Wukong opened his mouth, but he didn't speak, because Sun Wukong suddenly felt that what Zhang Yuan said made sense!
Lord of Honkai: "Don't always be buried in the Xun Palace!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "???"
Lord of Honkai: "You still have so many immortal peaches in your body, and there are so many immortal elixirs and other things that you haven't digested!"
"Then you don't have to go out quickly and be burned by the true fire of samadhi?"
"Exercise a Vajra incorruptible body?"
Zhang Yuan asked Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong: "My old grandson is already King Kong's incorruptible body!"
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan with a smug face.
"Oh?"
"Is that really the case?"
Zhang Yuan asked Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong: "Yes!"
Sun Wukong nodded and said.
Lord of Honkai: "I'll see!"
Zhang Yuan's left hand gently poked out. 、
But this hand seems to have traveled through countless worlds,
came directly to Sun Wukong's side,
And then directly on Sun Wukong's body.
"What, isn't this fragile?"
"What King Kong is not bad magic skills, are you sure this is not a tofu scum magic skill?"
Zhang Yuan asked Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "......"
"Don't say anything, can't I practice?"
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "Refine well!"
"Lao Jun's samadhi true fire still has something!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
"Don't waste this chance, you know?"
Monkey King: "......"
"Got it!"
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he plucked up his courage and rushed to the raging fire of the gossip furnace.
As soon as Sun Wukong entered the gossip furnace, the samadhi true fire in the gossip furnace instantly cooked a layer of Sun Wukong's meat.
Even the people in the group chat can ask about the fragrance in a trance.
Yue Buqun: "I said group leader, is this monkey really okay?"
Yue Buqun asked Zhang Yuan.
The Lord of Honkai: "Don't worry, there are so many elixirs and peaches in this monkey's body, how can it be so easy to have problems?"
Zhang Yuan said lightly.
Qin Shi Huang: "Then aren't you afraid that something will really go wrong?"
Qin Shi Huang asked Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "If something really goes wrong, have you ever eaten monkey meat?"
Zhang Yuan asked Qin Shi Huang.
Qin Shi Huang: "......"
"Nope!"
Bai Suzhen: "Monkey meat can't be eaten!"
Bai Suzhen said to Zhang Yuan: "If you eat it, you will be punished!"
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"Rest assured, this monkey is not a real monkey, this monkey is a stone monkey that was born and raised. ”
"Stone and Reiki Monkey!"
"So what we eat is not a monkey at all, but an aura ~ with stones!"
Zhang Yuan said to Bai Suzhen.
Lord of Honkai: "And this kind of spiritual creature is usually rare, why don't we try it?"
Yue Buqun: "Okay!"
Yue Buqun nodded, and then said to Sun Wukong: "I said Great Sage, don't insist on it like this!"
"Give up quickly, when you are burned to death, we will be able to get monkey meat!"
Yue Buqun said to Sun Wukong.
Yasuo: "In that case, give me a leg?"
Yue Buqun: "Then give me the other hind leg!"
Sad Wind: "I want that heart!"
Sad Wind said to everyone.
Sun Wukong: "! ruthless!"
Sun Wukong said to the people in the group: "I'm still alive and well here, and you just divided me like this?"
Lord of Honkai: "Great Sage, don't worry, we are friends after all!"
"So, what do you like?"
"When the time comes, we'll leave you a piece and bury it in the cemetery!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong: "Sorry to bother, farewell!"
Sun Wukong took a deep breath and said to everyone: "I'm afraid you don't know, this Lord of Yama can't accept my soul!"
Sun Wukong laughed, and there was some smugness in his laughter.
Chen Yongren: "emmmm. ”
"If I'm not mistaken, the book of life and death is just a birthday, right?"
"But you died on the way, there's nothing you can do!"
Chen Yongren said to Sun Wukong,.
"Moreover, even if you want to return the soul, then you have to have a physical body!"
"When the time comes, as soon as you die, you will be eaten by us, how can you return to the yang?"
Monkey King: "......"
"You seem to have some truth in that!"
Sun Wukong said to Chen Yongren.
Chen Yongren: "Of course, what I said makes sense!"
Chen Yongren touched his chin and said.
Lord of Honkai: "Okay, if you are really connected into an elixir, we won't put it here and wait for Lao Jun to collect it!"
"You better practice well!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Nie Xiaoqian: "Hey, I really thought I was going to eat the Great Sage!"
"I've got all the cutlery ready!"
Nie Xiaoqian said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"Why don't I see you so positive when you talk about other things?"
Nie Xiaoqian: "oMo"
Sad Wind: "Ahem!"
"What, Qin Shi Huang?"
Sad Wind suddenly asked everyone at this time.
Qin Shi Huang: "What are you doing?"
"What's the matter?"
Qin Shi Huang looked at the sad wind, I don't know why, there are always some bad premonitions in my mind.
Sadness: "I'll tell you one thing, don't be in a hurry!"
Sad Wind said to Qin Shi Huang.
Qin Shi Huang: "???"
"There's something to say, there's a fart, the more you talk like this, the more wrong I feel!"
Qin Shi Huang looked at the sad wind grinding and chirping, and the feeling that something was wrong became even more powerful.
Sad Wind: "Didn't you arrange jobs for many of my sons last time?"
Sad Wind said to Qin Shi Huang.
Qin Shi Huang: "Yes, that's right!"
"What's wrong, you want to go back?"
"Let me tell you, we have to keep our promises!"
"You can't just say you won't do it!"
Qin Shi Huang said with some anxiety.
Sad Wind: "Not ......"
"It's the object of one of my sons!"
Sad Wind said to Qin Shi Huang with some embarrassment.
Qin Shi Huang: "???"
"What is the name of your son's object?"
Sad wind: "It seems to be called Meng Jiang?"
PS: I heard that this chapter says that the ??? has been restored