Chapter 95: Lust and Lust (Four Changes, Five Changes.) )
The feeling of being ignored is indeed uncomfortable, Pan Long shook his head helplessly, looked at Jia Xu who was half drunk and half awake, and continued: "Mr. Jia seems to be in a bad mood today, it is better to speak out and listen, and I may be able to help one or two in the future." ”
Jia Xu still wanted to pour wine into his mouth at this time, but he didn't even pour out a drop, the pot of wine was finally drunk by him, he threw the wine jug to the side with a casual "bang-", and then stood up with difficulty, took out a dagger with a cold light from his arms, staggered out, pushed Pan Long away, and said with a dull look: "Dodge!" I'm going to kill someone! ”
Pan Long thought that Jia Xu was going to stab him, but he didn't expect it to be not, looking at Jia Xu's staggering back, Pan Long hurriedly chased after him and said, "Who is Mr. Jia going to kill?" ”
Jia Xu walked forward vigorously, his steps were steady, he looked drunk, but his head was very sober, and he said intermittently: "Woman。。。。。。 I'm going to kill all the women in the world, and they'。。。。。。 They're all woes! ”
Pan Long blinked, and for a moment seemed to understand everything.
Zhang Xiu is obsessed with women day and night, Jia Xu can't bear it anymore, and repeatedly persuades Zhang Xiu to step up training, how do you know that Zhang Xiu is like a demon, every day in the women's pile, touch the beautiful legs of Bai Huahua, touch the seductive fragrant shoulders, touch the elastic peaks, the day is almost over, the whole day is sunk in it and can't extricate himself, the will is almost destroyed, Cao Cao Ruo came to attack the city at this time, Wancheng is like a layer of paper, it will be pierced at once, if it is not for Jia Xu and Yingzhen to top, Wancheng will mutiny now.
Pan Long was stunned and thought for a moment, then chased after him and said, "Mr. Jia, as long as you help with the next thing, I will help you solve that matter." ”
"Do you know what's going on?"
"Aren't they the women in General Zhang's room?"
"I can fix it myself!"
Jia Xu stopped, his face seemed to become redder, just like a monkey's butt, some people are like this, their faces will be red when they drink, but Pan Long only found out that Jia Xu's face would be so red today, he couldn't help but want to laugh, he barely held back his laughter, and said: "You don't do it as well as me, after all, I just passed by Wancheng, and I was just a passerby, and I went back to Xuchang after finishing my errands, but you are different, you really offended General Zhang, and you lost all the rice bowls." ”
"Huh! Joke! I'm very talented, where can I not find a rice bowl? Jia Xu spoke, found a clean corner and sat down, he felt that it was really difficult to walk after drinking, and continued with a sigh: "General Zhang is really obsessed!" What man isn't? What woman isn't? But there has to be a degree, right? You can't eat this kind of thing, but you can eat the dead! Hum! ”
Pan Long also leaned against the corner of the wall, squatted down with his buttocks, and praised Jia Xu: "Mr. Jia's words are incisive!" ”
Jia Xu waved his hand casually, meaning don't pat on the back, I don't eat this, and after waving his hand, he continued: "If it weren't for General Zhang's obsessed mind and lack of soberness, you would have been pierced by random arrows by now!" ”
Pan Long blinked and said, "I don't dare to agree with this, he has no intention of killing his brother-in-law at all." ”
Jia Xu glanced at Pan Long and said, "Is there still a lack of brother-in-law in this world?" It's everywhere, if you want to say that this man and woman, who have you ever had with? Life is short for decades, so why be persistent? Who knows who you are in 100 years? ”
Pan Long touched his face, and felt that Jia Xu said it easily, and he still didn't forget the Zou family?
"Hehe, what Mr. said is very right, there is something to ask for below, and I hope that Mr. will be generous and helpful."
Jia Xu's eyes looked at Pan Long for a moment, and said, "I knew that you would come to me if you were fine?" There are so many beauties in Xuchang, and I haven't seen you bring me one, since you have something to ask for, you have to give me some benefits, right? ”
When Pan Long heard this, he knew that Jia Xu was still thinking about that incident, this is also a man, he can forget anything, but he can't forget women, this is human instinct, so he smiled again and again: "I was in a hurry at the time, I forgot about that incident, and when I came to Wancheng next time, I will bring you ten or eight, I'm afraid that you will also be like General Zhang, sinking all day long, and losing your soul night and night." ”
When it comes to Zhang Xiu, Jia Xu doesn't seem to have much interest in beauties, and his face with a little smile immediately darkened, and he took a long breath and said: "Say, what the hell is going on, although Jia doesn't want to see you, and even sometimes gritted his teeth when he thinks of you in the middle of the night, but he has no personal hatred with you, as long as he can, Jia will definitely help!" ”
Pan Long thought for a moment, then said, "I want to ask you to help me dig a grave." ”
When Jia Xu heard this, he immediately sat on the ground and jumped up, patted the soil on his buttocks and walked out of the door, and then fell down a sentence: "Ridiculous!" ”
Pan Long also got up from the ground, chased after him, and said, "Mr. Jia, you also want to hear whose grave you are digging, right?" ”
"I can't dig anyone's grave, I don't do this immoral thing, I still have trouble sleeping this night, and I still dig graves, I may still help you when you go to the grave!"
The more Jia Xu said, the faster he walked, and if he continued to walk, he would practice Lingbo microstep.
Pan Long saw that Jia Xu's footsteps like a rabbit did not stop, and immediately said, "I am going to dig Dian Wei's grave!" ”
Jia Xu paused at this time, looked at Pan Long in a daze, and said, "It's all buried, why dig other people's graves?" ”
"It's not my father-in-law, he said that he wanted to bring Dian Wei's bones back, and you also know that at that time, Dian Wei died too miserably in order to protect my father-in-law, and my father-in-law wanted to bury him."
Jia Xu nodded, stroked his beard thoughtfully, and said, "This is reasonable, but why didn't his nephew and son take it back, but buried them by the water?" ”