Chapter 60: Xiang Zhuang Dancing Sword
Just when everyone thought that Zhang Xiu was going to die, a miracle happened, and half of the Ding fell to a sudden stop, and everyone was stunned, as if time froze, the earth stood still, and everyone stopped moving.
A pair of strong and powerful hands stopped Ding's fall, and these hands seemed to be infinitely powerful, which was Hu Che'er's.
Hu Che'er was half-squatting, his hands were like two iron hooks, and he firmly hooked Ding.
Dian Wei hurriedly moved the tripod back, only to hear the sound of "dong-" put on the ground, the indoor ground shook immediately, and several dishes rattled.
Pan Long also pinched a cold sweat, and felt that if he had a camera, he should record Hu Che'er's handsome movements.
Everyone was alarmed, and applause rang out, this time for Hu Che'er.
Zhang Xiu immediately glared at Cao Cao, and scolded secretly in his heart: "Okay, you Cao thief!" I said let dance, you let Juding, it turned out that I wanted to frame General Ben, how poisonous your intentions are! ”
Jia Xu gritted his teeth and said to Xun Yu who was sitting next to him: "Wen Ruo, Cao Sikong's move is really good, it is similar to Xiang Zhuang's sword dance!" ”
Xun Yu immediately smiled and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Lord Sikong will never harm the general." ”
"Humph!"
After Jia Xu snorted, he stopped talking.
Cao Cao was also confused, thinking that he didn't let Dian Wei poison him? How could Dian Wei mess around?
Cao Cao felt that Dian Wei was a pure mistake, but now he explained, but he was afraid that Zhang Xiu would not believe it, but Zhang Xiu did not believe it or not, and he still had to say it, so Cao Cao poured a glass of wine, raised it and said to Zhang Xiu: "General Zhang, I am really sorry, Dian Wei's mistake must have scared the general, fortunately, there is no danger, come, punish yourself for a cup, and make amends as General Zhang." ”
Cao Cao spoke, and without waiting for Zhang Xiu to speak, he quickly drank the wine in the cup.
Cao Cao's way of apology is very clever, if he wants Zhang Xiu to toast with him, Zhang Xiu will probably not do it, so Cao Cao will cleverly punish himself.
It's just that this glass of wine obviously didn't eliminate the anger in Zhang Xiu's chest.
So Cao Cao could only let Dian Wei come out and apologize, and said to Dian Wei in a reprimanding tone: "Bozheng! Apologize to General Zhang, if General Zhang doesn't forgive you, I will cut you today! ”
When Zhang Xiu heard Cao Cao say this, her eyes immediately lit up, and she glanced at Cao Cao with a "whoosh-" and thought: Cao Apu, you are really ruthless, what do you mean by this? You're forcing me to forgive Dian Wei, you're really the number one traitor in the world!
Dian Wei grabbed the wine bottle with one hand, grabbed the wine glass with the other hand and walked towards Zhang Xiu, first filled Zhang Xiu's wine glass, and then filled his own, and then said: "General, you also heard, life and death in the next are all in your thoughts, if you forgive in the next, drink a cup together, if you don't forgive in the next, in the next will be self-apologizing, if you want to hesitate, or say a afraid word, my Dianwei is not an iron-clad man!" ”
When Pan Long heard this, he couldn't help but give Dian Wei a thumbs up, this kind of person didn't know how to write dead characters for a long time.
Zhang Xiu sighed deeply, thinking: It seems that I have to drink this glass of wine, but if I really don't drink it, Cao Cao may not kill Dian Wei, such a fierce general, it is simply one in a million, and I can't find it with a lantern, which one is willing to kill? If you really make things stiff, I'm afraid that you will lose both.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiu quietly stretched out his hand to take the wine glass, but before he could get the wine glass, the other hand took the lead.
It was Hu Che'er who grabbed the wine glass.
Without waiting to clink glasses with the guard, Hu Che'er "grunted" the glass of wine, drank it all, and then threw the cup to the ground behind him with a "bang-" sound, stared at the eyes of the guard, and said in a loud voice: "It's a man's, just take a bowl to drink, if you drink today, you win, and then talk to my general!" ”
"Good!" As soon as Dian Wei said the good words, he directly threw the cup on the ground and shouted: "Bring the bowl!" ”
Dian Wei only felt that the blood in his body was boiling, the first time he saw Hu Che'er, he had a feeling of meeting an opponent in chess, he had always wanted to find a chance to fight with him, but he didn't expect the opportunity to come so soon, he wanted to compete with Hu Che'er for wine, strength, and martial arts, he had quietly made this decision, he couldn't wait!
Pan Long touched his nose, and when he saw that Hu Che'er was going to compare wine with others, he wanted to laugh, people are like this, the more he can't do it, the more he likes to compare with others, Hu Che'er's level of drinking is only to the bowl, Pan Long has already reached the jar, in fact, there are still people who have reached the tank, and the one who drinks with the cylinder is called happy!
"Hahahaha。。。。。。"
Pan Long's grinding laughter finally rang out, and everyone in the room heard it, and everyone looked at him in unison.
Pan Long's smile stunned Zhang Xiuxiao.
Hu Che'er smiled and blackened his face.
made Jia Xu laugh so hard that his eyes rolled.
Cao Cao frowned with a smile.
Cao Cao thought in his heart: What's wrong with this kid Pan Long, what's the matter with people fighting for wine? What the hell is he laughing at?
Thinking of this, Cao Cao began to roll out names, and asked Pan Long with a serious expression: "Dingtian, why are you laughing?" ”
"Oh。。。。。。 Lord Sikong, I want to remind Hu Che'er that don't drink yourself down again, hahahaha。。。。。。 ”
Hu Che'er listened to Pan Long making fun of him, his teeth gritted loudly, he wanted to find Pan Long to fight for wine, and he had to knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, because he knew that he was not Pan Long's opponent, he couldn't beat others, he couldn't drink, he couldn't drink others, the only way was to admit it, and then forget about the unpleasant and continue to smile at tomorrow, which many people can't do, but Hu Che'er can do it.
After listening to Pan Long, Hu Che'er shook his fat face vigorously, and said: "You all care about Pan Long's kid, he is born to laugh, he naturally likes to laugh, let him laugh by himself, let's continue!" ”
"You're laughing! Your whole family is laughing! ”
Pan Long can't laugh anymore, Hu Che'er, this kid doesn't make a sound, it's a blockbuster, I didn't expect to speak so ugly, scolding people is not dirty, laughing is a profession in the green building, Hu Che'er actually turned a corner and scolded him, he could only scold back.
When Hu Che'er saw that Pan Long was angry, he knew that he had succeeded, so he said to Dian Wei again: "Brother Bozheng, you wait a while, there is a problem under it, you have to empty your stomach before drinking, you wait a while, haha." ”
Everyone thought that Hu Che'er was going to the latrine, but he ran back to raise the crown.
Only Zhang Xiu knows that lifting the tripod is Hu Che'er's forte, he practices the tripod when he is fine, this tripod is built for him, where there is him, there must be a tripod, and all the strength on his body is practiced by the tripod.
At this moment, lifting the tripod is very helpful to clean up the intestines, and it can undoubtedly help digestion.
Although Hu Che'er practiced lifting the tripod every day, it was quite difficult to lift it, and the green tendons on his forehead bulged one by one, and the plasma in the tendons seemed to burst through the skin at any time and gush out.