Chapter 44: Pick Him! (1st Update)
"What's the fuss, when won't Lord Sikong look for me?"
Pan Long lay on the grass, his head resting on his hands, his thighs knocked on his legs, biting a grass stalk in his mouth, and said casually, this way of resting undoubtedly relieved half of his fatigue for many days.
"Sikong seems to be very angry when he heard that you were fishing by the river!"
Tie Dao said very seriously, because he had already seen Cao Cao's blackened face when he came.
When Pan Long heard this, he suddenly thought that he had forgotten to leave a little grilled fish for Cao Cao, but when he thought that Cao Cao's fire food was not bad, he didn't think about it anymore.
"Let's go, when the world is peaceful in the future, I will lie on the grass and bask in the sun every day, and I won't do it to the gods."
As he spoke, Pan Long jumped up from the grass.
Pan Long thought that Qian Huai had heard Fang Cai's words, but he didn't expect to hear snoring when he was leaving.
"You dead pig! I also know that sleeping, something big happens! β
As he spoke, Tiedao kicked Qian Huai's thigh, kicking him to sit up immediately, staring at Tiedao, "I said Lao Tie, why are you kicking me?" β
"Let's go, it's time to go back to camp."
Pan Long called them not far away.
Some people are very easy to get angry, and when he gets angry, you can't see it at all, and by the time you know it's too late, Cao Cao definitely belongs to this category of people.
Pan Long at least thought it was right to have lunch, after all, 50,000 people were eating.
"Haha, my subordinates have seen Lord Sikong, I heard that you are looking for subordinates, I don't know what to do?" Pan Long walked to Cao Cao's tent and greeted Cao Cao with a smile on his face.
The guard was standing on Cao Cao's left, a pair of eyes glaring at Pan Long viciously, as if he wanted to swallow him whole, but Pan Long thought that the guard was very funny, if the human eyes kept one movement for a long time, they would definitely become dead fish eyes.
Cao Cao Mu sat expressionlessly behind the handsome case, and there was still half a bowl of leftover porridge on the handsome case, and when Pan Long finished speaking, he took another sip, and then tasted it carefully, as if it was delicious.
"Just now Cao went to your camp and found that you were not there, and later I heard that you went to the river, but you went to find out about the enemy?"
Pan Long knew that Cao Cao was asking knowingly, so he said honestly: "Hehe, if you go back to Lord Sikong, I went to have lunch next, and in order to save military rations, I went to the river to find some game and grilled some fish." β
When Cao Cao heard this, he unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, it was obvious that few people could resist the temptation of delicious grilled fish.
"Oh, I see, did you bring some back?"
"Thisγγγγγγ The subordinates will immediately go and catch a few more and bake them for Lord Sikong to eat. β
As Pan Long spoke, he turned around and slipped out of the tent.
Hearing the sound of "pop-", Cao Cao slammed the table with his hand and said, "Kneel!" β
After Cao Cao learned that Pan Long had farted in the bed of the grilled fish and swallowed it alone, he became angry.
Cao Cao's voice stunned Xun Yu and a few people who were about to enter the tent, so he could only stand outside the tent and ask the railway and Qian Huai next to him: "What's going on inside?" β
Qian Huai said: "I don't know, Lord Sikong seems to be angry with General Pan." β
Xun Yu and the others still rushed into the camp tent and saw Pan Long kneeling on the ground.
"Lord, what's the matter?"
Cao Cao rolled his eyes at Pan Long, and said to everyone: "This person has neglected his duties while marchingγγγγγγ When Cao Cao said this, he gritted his teeth, and suddenly shouted outside the tent: "Come on, drag Pan Long out and beat him with a cane for thirty!" β
"Wow?!" As soon as Pan Long heard that he was going to be spanked again, his head became bigger, and before he was pulled out, he immediately stretched his neck and said, "I don't accept it!" β
Cao Cao was also taken aback at the moment, he really wanted to fight Pan Long this time, because there were not many Pan Long at this time, and there were not many Pan Long, so he brought him to undoubtedly let Pan Long witness how Wancheng was laid.
"Why are you not convinced? Cao has never punished the innocent! β
Pan Long said: "I just went to the river to eat a grilled fish, I don't know what kind of law I violated?" And what law do you break? If it's wrong to have lunch, I'm afraid that Lord Sikong will be difficult to convince the public! β
After Cao Cao heard Pan Long, he realized that he was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he actually contradicted him in public and reasoned with him, which was challenging his authority.
At least in the barracks, Cao Cao did not allow anyone to challenge his authority, no one.
Seeing that Pan Long actually dared to reason with Cao Cao, Dianwei immediately jumped out and said to Cao Cao: "Lord, this Si is so presumptuous, let his subordinates pick him!" β
Dianwei's voice fell, the railway, and Qian Huai each shook the weapon in their hands, which means that Dianwei dares to move, Lao Tzu chopped you!
Cao Cao waved his hand and told the guard to step back.
"Hehe, okay, since you are not convinced, let you comment on it, during the march, dereliction of duty, running outside the camp to fish, is it a crime? Let me ask, if the 50,000 people in our army are like you, running to the river to fish, who will guard the big camp? What to do if the enemy sneaks up? Waiting to die!? β
Cao Cao's voice raised several times as he spoke, his eyes were as wide as copper ling, and his neck was suffocated, and he continued: "How can such a loose person lead troops?" How to convince the public!? Do you think the 30 cane is light or heavy? β
"Lord, this is too light, according to the foolish opinion of his subordinates, the rod will hit three hundred, and the army will be mighty!"
It was the guards who interjected.
Pan Long immediately gritted his teeth, thinking: The guard who killed a thousand knives, as long as you talk a lot, I see that your teeth have grown again, right? Okay, the scar forgot the pain, right?
Everyone bowed their heads and remained silent, but they undoubtedly felt that the punishment was light, and at this time smart people could not speak, for fear of offending people.
Pan Long knew that he couldn't explain it clearly, and Cao Cao wanted to add crimes, so why was there no words? It's not interesting to go on, and I'm going to admit it this time.
"What's wrong? Do you think it's heavy or light? β
"Light!"
Pan Long directly stiffened his neck and admitted, but his attitude was very bad.
Cao Cao saw Pan Long's attitude of admitting his mistakes, and his anger suddenly jumped to the top of his head, and he said with an iron face: "Okay, very good, knowing mistakes can improve Mo Dayan, add thirty military sticks, and drag it out!" β
Cao Cao shook his sleeves as he spoke.
When everyone heard this, they all felt that Cao Cao was a little too much.
"Lord Sikong, everything is the fault of his subordinates, and it is the idea of his subordinates to go to the river, no wonder General Pan, if you want to be punished, you will be punished."
Qian Huai fell to his knees with a puff, he was the first to come out to intercede for Pan Long.
"Hey, hey, heyγγγγγγ I knew it was you, the cook, who came up with it! Okay, since you admit that it was your idea, then the master will not care about the villain, and acquit General Pan, but γγγγγγ As soon as Cao Cao's voice changed, his expression became extremely serious, but his tone was very flat: "Qian Liuqi, you can't let it go, come here, drag it out and cut it!" β
Cao Cao's flat tone was irresistibly majestic.
When Pan Long heard this, he only felt that his head was sudden, and he almost fainted.
When Qian Huai heard this, he complained bitterly in his heart, thinking that he had eaten a meal of grilled fish and lost his head.
When everyone heard this, if they didn't plead for mercy, it would be really unkind, so they knelt down one after another and said in unison: "Please ask the Lord to be merciful outside the law!" β
"Humph!" Cao Cao snorted at everyone, not intending to receive everyone's affection, and continued: "The war is about to break out, and you are still in the mood to eat grilled fish, what is the place to take Cao Ying?" A place to play? This is a joke on the heads of the officers and men of the three armed forces! This matter is not negotiable, immediately beheaded! β
"Slow !!"
Panlong volcano erupted like a wild roar, if Cao Cao beheaded someone else, he couldn't control it, if he wanted to kill the people in Hedong, he wouldn't agree anyway, even if he was desperate with Cao Cao on the spot, he didn't hesitate.
Even the people in the other camps heard his roar, and they were all stunned, and then they began to look for the source of the sound.
Dare to be so loud in front of Cao Cao, Pan Long is definitely the first.