Chapter 2 Lao Tzu can't bear it
"Oh, Sun Gongzi, you are here, but you miss your mother. ”
The old bustard of the Golan Courtyard stood under the two red lanterns, holding a silk scarf and shouting at the young master who kept entering.
Unconsciously, Yuheng arrived at the gate of Goulan Courtyard.
The old bustard's mother Zhang also happened to see Yu Heng, and he felt that if the business of Goulanyuan could be a little hotter today, this Yifu joke would be worth taking advantage of.
Yo! Rare guest, rare guest, Yu Gongzi hurry up and please come inside.
Saying that, Zhang's mother twisted her waist and walked to Yu Heng, pulled him inside, and dragged him inside.
Yu Heng didn't have any other thoughts at this time and didn't pay attention to what kind of place this was, and after entering the Goulan Courtyard, he was arranged in the center of the hall.
Go and tell Young Master Li that Yu Heng is here, ask Miss Yuelan to accompany him, and call a few storytellers by the way.
This time, Zhang's mother was very sure that the Goulan Courtyard would become popular, but the way of fire was different from what she thought.
At this time, Dezhi Yuheng came to the Goulan Courtyard, and a large number of people who loved to watch the excitement gathered at the gate of the Goulan Courtyard, and Zhang's mother showed a generous side to open the door so that everyone could watch the excitement today.
Seeing more and more people, Zhang's mother became more and more happy, and Zhang's mother, who couldn't wait, stood in the pavilion and shouted at the top of her voice.
"Thank you all for coming to Goulanyuan, and today I also want to say that everyone has taken care of these poor girls for many years so that they have a place to stay, in order to repay everyone. ”
First, today's snacks are free.
Second, Miss Yuelan will choose a son to spend the Spring Festival with today, but it depends on whose ability is higher.
Third, there is a big drama that everyone likes to watch.
After Zhang's mother finished speaking, the people below were boiling, most of them were gluttonous Yuelan's body, they all wanted to try this opportunity, and everyone understood what that big drama was.
Yu Heng continued to contact Li Jing in his own space, unaware of what had just happened.
"I thought you were ignoring me. ”
Looking at the long messages for several paragraphs, Yu Heng finally relaxed.
"No, I have a problem with the internet here. ”
Yu Heng replied to the message, but he couldn't wait for a reply.
Hiss, Yu Heng took a breath, and the tingling sensation spread from the top of his head to all parts of his body, and someone patted his injured head.
"Are you kid playing stupid here?"
Someone patted Yu Heng's head and whispered in his ear.
Another disgusting voice interrupted his chatter once more.
"Damn. Yu Heng whispered.
"Awesome, you dare to say that now?"
This person's name is Li Qi, Yu Heng is very familiar with it, and he was often cheated by him before he fused his memory.
Looking at the surrounding environment again, Yu Heng had a little impression of how he came in, he didn't like this Fengyue place, it made him feel uncomfortable here.
Don't go, Mother Zhang saw it and hurriedly came over and grabbed Yuheng, tonight is the protagonist of a big drama, can't let him run.
Yu Heng shook off Zhang's mother's hand and said, "I don't want to be a game in your hands. ”
"You look at so many people around you because of you, and everybody wants to see your jokes. ”
"Looking at the joke of a Taiyuan student, I want to see that the Yu family has such a broken joke about you. ”
"Compared to us, the decline of the Jade family is like sand flowing away, and most of the rest of the people like to watch those who are better than them laugh. ”
"You know how many people come here?" Eighty percent of the people are looking at your jokes, and the remaining two percent are looking at Miss Yuelan, but these two percent will also hate you.
Mother Zhang looked around Yu Heng with contempt and lamented.
Yu Heng frowned, the seriousness of the matter exceeded his imagination.
It's different from previous times, it doesn't need to disguise a lot of things, it comes at you with its teeth and claws, it wants to eat you, you can't hide from it.
"What to do?
Yu Heng was silent for a few seconds, first looked Zhang's mother up and down, then turned his head to look at Li Qi, and then swept the people who came up and down to see the joke in Goulan Courtyard.
Yu Hengjue's young man can bear it within reason, but he has to on his head, which is unbearable.
"If you like it, then I'll show you. "Yu Heng is ready to make a big fuss.
Mother Zhang took a look at the difference between things and her plan, why didn't this Yuheng obey, "Has there been a change?"
Li Qi pulled Zhang's mother aside with a gloomy face and asked, "What do you mean by this, it's good to play Yuheng, but why do you want to use Yuelan?"
Yuelan has always been regarded as a forbidden belly by Li Qi, and no one can touch it.
"And Yuheng is wrong today, be careful not to get into the ditch. ”
Mother Zhang immediately changed her charming smile when she saw Li Qi questioning: "Oh, Li Gongzi, you can blame me for this, I dare to use Miss Yuelan's name at most, who doesn't know that she is your person." ”
"Come on, I'll make amends for you," Zhang's mother picked up a glass of wine from the nearest table and drank it directly. ”
Li Qi's face was slightly better, he was a little unhappy, but he felt that it was not so simple tonight, especially because he felt that there was color on his head.
"It's almost time to start," Zhang's mother asked Li Qi.
Li Qi waved his hand impatiently.
Zhang's mother went up to the height again, looked at the audience, and saw Yu Heng sitting in the middle eating peanuts, and there were a few girls from Goulanyuan around talking and laughing while handing a little wine, which was completely different from before, which was completely different from everyone's impression.
Yu Heng, I feel that this is very good, he earned the first step by eating and drinking, and the rest of the rhythm can't be taken away.
"Alas, how long has it been, Mother Zhang, why hasn't Miss Yuelan come out yet?"
An impatient voice came out.
Mother Zhang heard the voice and looked directly at Yu Heng.
A pair of clear and confident eyes glanced at Zhang's mother and said, "Zhang's mother, everyone has been waiting for too long, when do you say it will be?"
Zhang's mother was a little surprised, she didn't expect Yu Heng to say this.
Others who watched the joke felt that when did Yu Heng become so bold, and the object tonight was he or not?
"Yes, Mother Zhang, our time is very valuable, you can hurry up. ”
No matter what kind of content the viewer likes, the favorite thing is to start quickly.
One response to harmony, two responses, more and more people spoke.
Yu Heng smiled, this is the best beginning.
Mother Zhang couldn't help but panic when she saw so many people shouting here, Yuelan really couldn't get out.
Zhang's mother looked at Li Qi sitting on the seat, and saw Li Qi holding a wine glass with a black face and not moving.
"This ......"
"Everyone, be quiet, how could I lie to you when I promised you, isn't this my own sign. ”
"The guys give each table a few more side dishes. Zhang's mother decided to pull the direction to her side first.
Zhang's mother invited a personal girl to say a few words in her ear.
All this was seen by Yu Heng.
"Come on, sister, let's play a game, okay. ”
At Yuheng's table, the rhythm has been mastered by himself.
"Let's start the show now. ”
Mother Zhang kept staring at Yu Heng, and saw Yu Heng's happy teeth.
"Xiaolan, go to the back and see if you're ready, if someone messes things up, I'll pick up the skin for him. Mother Zhang commanded ruthlessly.